Cultivating ghosts and immortals
Chapter 465 Waiting for the assessment team, Bei Gongyan brought a woman
Inadvertently knowing the reason for a certain old pervert's hobby of stealing obscene clothes, He Linhua couldn't help but become a little interested in his other hobby, the reason why he likes loli.
He Linhua rolled his eyes twice, and pretended to ask casually: "Hero Fox, then there must be a reason why you like little Lolita?"
The fox hero nodded subconsciously, and said: "Of course! That's because..." Just said a few words, the fox hero suddenly realized, looked at He Linhua vigilantly, rolled his eyes, and cursed: " Brat! Why do I like loli, why should I tell you? Good boy, how dare you talk to me? Huh?!"
He Linhua curled his lips and changed the subject: "Then what... Hero Fox, how can I tell you what to say! I'm just curious—by the way, according to what you said, then this Tower of Despair is basically Impossible to survive?"
The fox hero said angrily: "Of course! It was luck that I was able to get out alive! Although everyone knows the exit of the Tower of Despair, but faced with the temptation of a surge in strength, few people I can resist it. At the beginning, I also wanted to go to the eighth floor to see, but I was chased and killed by two monsters from the tribulation period. If I was not fast enough and lucky enough, I would be able to stand here alive now. That's the problem..."
After the fox hero finished speaking, he suddenly remembered something, and asked, "Stinky boy, did you forget something?"
"Huh?" He Linhua stared at the fox hero in confusion, "What is it?"
The fox hero rolled his eyes, and then his eyes began to shine strangely: "Stinky boy, it's the loli! Five hundred loli, the kind who dance striptease together..."
"Uh..." He Linhua wiped the cold sweat off his forehead again, and the corners of his mouth twitched twice——damn it!Who remembers this kind of bullshit now? "Hero Fox, if you want to watch it, we can watch it now. But we have to change places, go to my place..." He Linhua suddenly thought of it as he said, it seemed that he seemed to be so careless In a short time, the fox hero can be abducted from Ningshuangxing...
Unexpectedly, the fox hero shook his head resolutely, and said seriously: "No! I can't leave Ningshuangxing now. You know, my goal has not been achieved yet!"
He Linhua was also interested. He had already thought that the fox hero must have some purpose when he came to Ningshuang Star.Otherwise, with the disposition of a fox hero, I'm afraid he would have left long ago.He couldn't help asking: "Hero Fox, why are you here on Ningshuang Star?"
"The obscene garment! For a obscene garment! Hey! You don't know it! The ancestor of the Ice Palace used to be an ice spirit body. The obscene garment she wore had the ability to radiate cold air and freeze automatically. Efficacy! I came to Ningshuangxing this time just for this obscene garment... Humph! I’m not afraid to tell you! If I can’t steal that obscene garment, I will never leave Ningshuangxing!”
As the fox hero said, his expression became excited again, dancing with hands and feet.It seems that in this world, there is nothing more important than obscene clothes and loli.
"Uh...hehehehe..." He Linhua's forehead was full of black lines, and he was extremely speechless-this old pervert, if you steal a piece of obscene clothes, you can steal it, but now that you didn't steal it, it took the whole Ningshuang star All the disciples' obscene clothes were stolen... Damn it!If this old fellow has been misleading Ningshuangxing and his plan to invite Ning Ning to go to Xuantianzong, I'm afraid it will come to naught!
no!There must be a way to lure this old pervert away.
He Linhua thought for a while, rolled his eyes, and thought to himself: "Hero Fox, so you came to Ningshuangxing for that obscene dress! But, I'm not afraid to tell you, with your current strength, you can't wait for me. It is simply impossible to find and take away that obscene garment from under Ning Ning's nose!"
"Hey! Yes! Yes!" The fox hero is very wise, knowing his own strengths and weaknesses, "Although I am fast, I can't beat that condensation. If condensation keeps staring at me, although it can't hit me, But I want to get the obscene clothes, but it's impossible—brat, do you have any ideas?"
He Linhua nodded with a smile, and said, "Hero Fox, I really have an idea here, but I need your cooperation!"
"I cooperate? How do you want me to cooperate? Tell me about it?" For the fox hero, as long as he can get the obscene clothes, it is not impossible to cooperate with He Linhua again-in other words, at Dingxiang At the door, but he went to the warehouse to get things, and He Linhua let the wind go...
He Linhua smiled and said: "The thing is like this..." During the conversation, He Linhua had already explained the relationship between Xuantianzong and Ice Palace, as well as the high-level civilization coming to the assessment, and He Linhua invited Ning Ning to Xuantianzong in a few words. The thing was said.After finishing speaking, He Linhua said again: "Originally, it was very simple for me to invite Ning Ning to go to Xuantian Sect. But because of the upside-down you caused in the Ice Palace, now Ning Ning might not even go to Xuantian Sect. Fox Hero, think about it, if Ning Ning never leaves Ningshuang Star, then you will never have a chance..."
The fox hero interrupted: "Needless to say! I understand what you mean kid! You mean, let me pretend to leave Ningshuangxing first, let Ning Ning agree to your invitation. Then three days later, wait for Ning Ning to go After the Frost Star, I will come back here to get things, is that what you mean?"
He Linhua nodded again and again, and said with a smile: "Not bad! Not bad! That's what it means. Moreover, with me helping you arrange it, I believe that you will not live very empty during these three days. , you can go to my Xuantianzong, I will arrange a lot of loli to play games with you~"
As soon as I heard that it took three days and was surrounded by loli all day long, the fox hero had already fallen into the yy, his forehead started to emit green smoke: "Good boy! I knew it, I didn't misread you! You really are You are a fellow! I agree to your request! In these three days, I will go to your sect to stay for three days!"
I wipe!your sister!I have already said that I am not in the same league as you!
He Linhua was too lazy to think so much, rolled his eyes, and said: "You still have a good idea now, it's best to let Ning Ning believe that you left..."
The fox hero immediately said: "This is simple!" After speaking, the fox hero flew up and shouted: "Ning Ning, I, the fox hero, have never seen such a boring sect. I don't want to play anymore!"
As soon as the fox hero finished his sentence, he would come whenever he read a book.Almost at the same time, a condensed roar came over: "The lecherous thief! You pervert! So you are right next to the palace? Give me your life!"
While speaking, a figure was drawn in the palace, rushed to the hero fox, stretched out his hand forward, n multiple ice thorns pierced the hero fox straight.
The fox hero screamed, turned around and ran away, not forgetting to take He Linhua with him, and shouted: "You condensate, I don't know where you got so angry! Didn't I just take some obscene clothes?" ..."
A few?Apart from Condensation, this guy, Ningshuangxing went up and down, up to Qiantui, down to three years old, who didn't touch one or two agreements, how many are they willing to say?
Condensed and said angrily: "Damn pervert, you can say such a bitch's words? Die to me!"
"Swipe, swipe, swipe!"
A series of tens of thousands of ice thorns directly pierced the fox hero, sealing the space around the fox hero.But what is a fox hero? He is a physical practitioner!He didn't even look at it, he went on a rampage, broke a path among the pile of ice thorns, and continued to drag He Linhua to run wildly.
He Linhua tugged at the fox hero's clothes speechlessly, and said, "Fox hero, please——you have made a mistake! You are leaving Ningshuangxing now, why are you taking me with you?"
The fox hero was stunned for a while, and said: "Hey! That's right!" After saying that, the fox hero gave He Linhua his hand, let go of He Linhua, and yelled at Ning Ning behind him: "Old woman, I won't play with you anymore!" , I will leave this bullshit planet right now!" After finishing speaking, the fox hero suddenly turned around, turned around and flew towards the outer space.
"Don't run away!" Ning Ning brushed past He Linhua's side, and danced out countless ice thorns, chasing behind the fox hero and flying upwards.
As for He Linhua, he is finally safe now, and is waiting for Condensation to come back.
After about five or six minutes, Ning Ning came back with a dark face.It can be seen from her black and blue face that is comparable to poisoning, the fox hero escaped very successfully.
Ning Ning saw He Linhua, pulled He Linhua back to the main hall, and asked, "Say! What's going on with that pervert?"
He Linhua didn't answer, but asked first: "That man..."
"Run away!" Ning Ning replied with a single sentence, "Where have you been with him for the past three days?"
He Linhuacai said: "During the past three days, we entered a different dimension and stayed in it for three days. Also, as for the abnormal fox hero, I guess he should have really left Ningshuang Star."
"He left Ningshuangxing? How do you know?" Ning Ning asked suspiciously.
"Then what..." He Linhua rolled his eyes and said, "I heard from Hero Fox that recently someone invited him to see five hundred little lolitas dancing striptease, and he wanted to hurry to see it, so... ..."
He Linhua really wasn't lying—someone really wanted to invite Fox Hero to watch five hundred little lolitas striptease.However, that person is himself...
"Five hundred little lolitas dancing striptease?" Ning Ning shuddered and cursed, "This pervert! And the person who asked the pervert to watch the little loli is also a pervert..."
"Uh...hehe..." He Linhua smiled, but the expression on his face was indescribably awkward.
Suddenly, Ning Ning seemed to remember something, grabbed He Linhua's arm in surprise, and said, "What did you just say? You have been staying in a different dimension for the past three days?!"
"..." He Linhua was speechless. Was this condensed reaction too slow? "That's right, there is an alien space formed by a treasure on your Ningshuang planet. In the past three days, we have been trapped in the alien space..."
"A strange treasure? What kind of strange treasure?" Ning Ning continued to ask excitedly, "Whose hand is the strange treasure in? Could it be that old man who got the strange treasure and left in a hurry?"
Since He Linhua and Fox Hero came out of the alien space, they must have already got the strange treasure.Generally speaking, the strange treasures that can form different dimensions have powerful effects!Of course, in Ning Ning's heart, he also tacitly believed that the strange treasure had already been obtained by the fox hero.Fox hero and He Linhua, who is stronger and who is weaker, is almost clear at a glance.If there are good things, of course the strong will get them, and the weak will get nothing!Thinking that the fox hero not only stole the obscene clothes of all the disciples on the entire Ningshuang star, but also took away from the Ningshuang star the treasure that originally belonged to the Ningshuang star, Ning Ning gritted his teeth even more, wishing to smash the fox hero corpses...
He Linhua reached out and took out the key of the Tower of Despair from the storage ring, and threw it to Ning Ning and said, "It's not a good thing, it's the whole thing—if you want it, I'll give it to you."
With a one in a million chance of surviving, He Linhua would not die in the Tower of Despair.This thing, to He Linhua, is a tasteless one!
Ning Ning took the colorful light ball, swept it with his consciousness, and then said in surprise: "This...is this the key to the Tower of Despair? Damn it! The strange treasure in Ningshuang Xingxing's alien space is actually such a thing? "Ning Ning just thought for a while, then threw the colorful light ball back into He Linhua's hand, and said: "Giving this thing back to you is a poison to ordinary monks."
He Linhua smiled wryly and said, "You know it's poison and you give it back to me? That's right! After I go back, I'll find a place to throw away the key to the Tower of Despair..."
"Throw it away? Are you going to throw away the key to this Tower of Despair?" Ning Ning glanced at He Linhua strangely, and said, "Boy, this Tower of Despair is something that others should avoid, but just With such favorable conditions as you, if you don't go in and make a living, it will be a waste!"
"Waste? I'd rather waste this opportunity." He Linhua said with a wry smile, "The fox hero has already told me that only two people have survived this Tower of Despair in 2 years, and the chance of surviving is one in a million." One. I don't think I'll hit that one-in-a-million chance."
"What? In the past 2 years, there are still people who came out of the Tower of Despair alive?" The condensed expression was more surprised than He Linhua imagined.
"..." He Linhua's head was full of black lines - your sister!You fucking thought that the survival rate was 0 and you let me go to die. No wonder people say that the hornet's tail is the most poisonous woman's heart! "I heard from Hero Fox that over the past 2 years, there have been two survivors in the Tower of Despair, and he is one."
"What?" Condensed expression became angry again, "He is a survivor of the Tower of Despair? Why didn't such a pervert die in it? It is simply unreasonable!"
He Linhua nodded approvingly—the hero sees the same thing!
Ning Ning said again: "However, since he is a survivor of the Tower of Despair, he can't be wrong when he said that there are only two..." Ning Ning said, looking at He Linhua with a strange expression, and said: "Boy, this is terrible. It’s really not me talking about you. You are now in the Nascent Soul Stage, and you can defeat me, an old woman who is at the peak of the Fusion Stage, with a single Ice Bee Gu. If you can enter the Tower of Despair for a while, don’t dare to say anything else, just be careful For some, it is not a problem to go directly to the fusion period..."
He Linhua said: "The fusion period? I dare not think about it! I heard from the fox hero that now in the Tower of Despair, spirit beasts, puppets, souls, and monsters live together on different floors. I am now in the Nascent Soul stage. If After entering the Tower of Despair, you will face groups of opponents in Nascent Soul Stage, Out-of-body Stage, and Distraction Stage... Eh? It seems like it’s really not a problem!"
He Linhua was talking to himself, when he suddenly thought—it seems that with his current strength, after breaking into the Tower of Despair, he is really invincible.It is true that the spirit beasts, puppets, and monsters in the Tower of Despair are very powerful, but I am not bad either!Huang Xiaoya under him can break spirits in pieces, Kulin can attack powerfully, plus his own Xuanyin sword can attack in pieces, if he enters the Tower of Despair, the chance of surviving seems to be really high!
After those monks entered the Tower of Despair, the real reason why they couldn't get out was nothing more than lack of spiritual power, and they were besieged to death by a large number of spiritual beasts.But can this problem be called a problem here by He Linhua?Now the soul refining temple increases with the level, the higher the level, the faster the refining speed of the soul.Now, in the Soul Refining Temple, the spiritual power of the seven attributes has piled up to tens of billions.As long as there is enough spiritual power to break through the Tower of Despair, it seems to be very easy!
Just now, when Hero Fox said it, he just talked about the Tower of Despair in a terrifying way, and there is still a one-in-a-million chance of survival, which made He Linhua forget his own advantage.Thinking about it now, He Linhua felt completely different in his heart - rubbing his uncle, isn't it just a tower of despair!I don't dare to say anything else, if you can't reach the top floor, it won't be a problem to reach the fifth, sixth, seventh, or eighth floors?
Seeing He Linhua's expression, he knew that He Linhua had figured it out.She nodded again, and said, "Have you figured it out yourself? With your current strength, it would be a waste if you don't enter the Tower of Despair! If you are afraid that entering the highest third floor will be dangerous, you can Stay on the sixth floor until the peak of the distraction period, and then find the exit! After returning from the Tower of Despair, with your strength, you should be able to have a place in the high-level civilization. Of course - it all depends on yourself. After all, in the Tower of Despair, there are not only spirit beasts and monsters, but also puppets and souls. You can easily deal with the first two types with the Ice Bee Gu, but puppets and souls are not so easy to solve..."
He Linhua nodded——puppet and soul are two species in the Tower of Despair. Puppet is equivalent to body cultivation, while soul is equivalent to soul cultivation.Huang Xiaoya may be able to block their spiritual attacks, but it is not as easy as imagined to directly destroy them and cause them substantial damage.It is indeed as Ning Ning said, if he enters the Tower of Despair and encounters puppets and souls, it will be enough for him to have a headache...
After thinking for a while, He Linhua shook his head with a smile and said, "I'll talk about this later... By the way, Elder Ning Ning, now that old abnormal fox hero has left, after those three days, can you go to my Xuantianzong?"
"This..." Ning Ning hesitated for a moment, nodded and said, "...Okay, after three days, if you let me know, I will go there. However, let me state in advance that if that pervert is still in my Ice Palace, I'll be back anytime now."
He Linhua nodded quickly and said, "No problem! This is absolutely no problem!"
After He Linhua finished speaking, he finally breathed a sigh of relief in his heart—he really put in a lot of effort to invite Ning Ning this time!Not only did he want to find five hundred little lolitas to dance striptease with an old pervert in Xuantianzong, but he also coaxed Condensation here...uh...
He Linhua suddenly thought again, at first he seemed to say that he wanted to cooperate with Ning Ning and catch the fox hero, but now he is cooperating with the fox hero and fooling Ning Ning?Moreover, I seem to have helped Hero Fox make a date and plan to steal the obscene clothes—why did I betray him without knowing it?
After thinking about it, He Linhua thought again, so what if it was a "betrayal"?Anyway, this time I just want to invite Ning Ning to Xuantianzong, as for other things, what does that have to do with him!
After thinking it over, He Linhua's mood improved again.Perhaps He Linhua still felt a little sorry for Ning Ning, and told Ning Ning that as long as Ning Ning was gone, he would give her an extra Ning Qiao Pill.As soon as this remark came out, Ning Ning was extremely happy, and for a while, everyone was happy!
Saying goodbye to Ning Ning, He Linhua went to visit his "sister-in-law" Bing Jing again, and then left slowly.
Before he left the palace, he saw a person dressed as a disciple of the Ice Palace walking towards He Linhua not far away. When he met him, he said, "Stinky boy! You tricked me out of Ningshuangxing Tell me how to get to your place—five hundred little lolitas are stripping together! You can't lie to me!"
"Uh..." Five hundred little lolitas doing a striptease?your sister!It seems that the only one who can say this is an old pervert who calls himself a fox hero?Didn't this guy just run out of Frost Star?Why did it take only a while, and it came back again?
He Linhua touched his forehead speechlessly, and said, "I said, old pervert, why are you back again? Just find a planet with a teleportation array at random, and teleport it directly to Xuantianzong..."
"Hmph! Where did all this nonsense come from?! Brat, take me back together! I don't want to be in such trouble..." The fox hero was in a mess, and couldn't help thinking that he was in the universe in order to find a planet with a teleportation array. The thing that has been drifting inside for three months-it's cheating!good!Although this does not have a strong sense of direction with him, it does have the most direct relationship.However, he is not happy to let him live such a miserable life again.
"Huh? But... you look like this..." He Linhua felt a little headache-damn, when he first came here, he was alone.When I went back, I brought a "Ice Palace Disciple" with me. If those people from the Ice Palace spread the word, I don't know what it will be like in the end!
"What do I look like? I can turn into whatever you want me to look like!" The fox hero still has some confidence in his disguise, "Didn't you just have such a soul in your body?" Body? If I become like him, no one will doubt it?" While speaking, the fox hero flickered, and he had already changed into Huang Xiaoya's appearance.
Rubbing his forehead with a headache, He Linhua took the fake "Huang Xiaoya" and flew to the front of the teleportation formation. He boarded the teleportation formation under the curious eyes of several Ice Palace disciples, and disappeared with a flash of light.
After returning to Xuantianzong, the fox hero immediately recovered his original appearance, and then shouted about "five hundred little lolita dancing striptease".Under the surprised and incredulous eyes of a group of Xuantianzong disciples, He Linhua covered his face in shame, and entered the main hall of the Suzerain Palace—what a disgrace!What a shame!What kind of stuff did I bring back to Xuantianzong this time!First there was Zhang Haohao, a blood-sick man who likes to have office romances, then there was Tan Fei, the king of Moshou party hexagrams who was known as the lucky star, and now there was a perverted fox hero who liked loli——
Now, the glorious image of myself in the eyes of many disciples may disappear in the blink of an eye...
After entering the main hall, He Linhua immediately called Chun and Xiaoxia, pointed to the fox hero who was happily sitting cross-legged next to him, and introduced: "This is the thief door..."
"It's God's door!" The fox hero immediately corrected.
He Linhua said with a mournful face: "Okay... this is the fox hero from Shennamen, a dignified body-fit monk. You two, go find five hundred little lolis around ten years old right now, and find a room that is big enough Let them do a striptease for the fox hero..."
"Huh?" Chun and Xiaoxia were stunned by He Linhua's ridiculous order.Find five hundred little lolis around ten years old, and let them gather together to perform a striptease for this wretched old man in front of you?Since when did my son become so... so vicious...
Xiao Xia was more courageous than Chun, and immediately refused: "If you go back to the young master, I'm afraid there will not be enough in the sect." But for a gentleman to issue such a ridiculous order, it must be because of the coercion of some old pervert!
Let Xuantianzong's lovely flowers in the future go to striptease for some old pervert?To hell with that old pervert!
He Linhua immediately said again: "Can't make it all? If you can't make it all, you have to make it up!" After that, He Linhua directly used his spiritual sense to tell Chun: "Go to the red building and buy five hundred girls around ten years old. Let them stay with this old pervert for three days, and then accept them as disciples, it will be regarded as compensation..."
He Linhua is afraid of the old pervert, the fox hero. If he can't gather five hundred little loli here, and he returns to the Ice Palace, won't all his efforts for so long be in vain?He didn't want his efforts to be in vain, so he could only come up with a way to find some little girls from the red building, dance a striptease, and accept them as Xuantianzong disciples.This is considered preferential treatment for the women in the red building.After all, women who enter the red building will want "a little red lips" in the future...
What?Not sure where the Red House is?Uh... well, there was once a certain playboy named Jin Wuque who threatened to let Chun and Xiaoxia "serve" him, but when he turned around, He Linhua went to the Red Building and asked a group of sick Yingying and Yanyan to serve this young man...
That's right, that's the place.
Xiao Xia was waiting to refute something, but Chun pulled Xiao Xia's arm, bowed and said: "Yes, son, we will do it now."
After Chun finished speaking, she dragged Xiao Xia down.Before going out, Xiao Xia kept staring at Hero Fox with a look of extreme disdain...
The fox hero pretended not to see Xiao Xia's eyes, and after Chun and Xiao Xia retreated, he said to He Linhua with a smile: "Good boy, twin sisters! How dare you keep this kind of top quality? Don't be afraid of being robbed." !"
He Linhua looked at Hero Fox with unfriendly eyes and said, "Hero Fox, they are my personal maids..."
"I know! I know!" The fox hero looked at He Linhua strangely, and cut out, "Don't underestimate my taste so low! The twin sisters are really pretty, but they are too old. If they only have five to ten If you are [-] years old...then you will be so happy..." The fox hero fell into lust again.
"Uh..." He Linhua wiped off the cold sweat from his forehead, and called someone "abnormal" again in his heart.
The two sat in the main hall and chatted for a while.Suddenly, I saw Xiao Rou'er nibbling melon seeds while slowly passing by the entrance of the main hall.
As soon as he saw Rou'er, the fox hero's eyeballs almost popped out, and his saliva was drooling: "Okay... so cute little loli..."
He Linhua finally couldn't bear it any longer, kicked Hero Fox in the face, and cursed: "Hero Fox, your sister! That's my apprentice, don't have any wrong thoughts!"
"Wow! Your apprentice?!" The fox hero ignored He Linhua's kick in the face just now, and looked at He Linhua with disdain and said, "I knew you also like loli, and I am like-minded, you But he just said no! How about it, now it’s revealed? I don’t like Loli, you don’t like that Loli would accept such a cute Loli as an apprentice? Don’t say that her whole family died and then blackmailed you, I don’t believe it!”
Didn't Rou'er just kill all of her family and then blackmail He Linhua?
"...I'll wipe it!" He Linhua kicked someone in the face again in an extremely speechless manner. He couldn't understand why it was so difficult to communicate between a normal person and a pervert?
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In the blink of an eye, three days have passed.
On this day, after Xuantianzong received the news that the assessment team was coming soon, He Linhua immediately sent someone to the Ice Palace to call Ning Ning over, and at the same time drove the perverted fox hero out of Xuantian Star——
The fox hero is simply too perverted!For three days, in three days, he actually lived with those five hundred lolis all day long, watching the little lolis frolicking and dancing during the day, and sleeping and snoring at night.For a long time, He Linhua only thought that the fox hero liked loli, it was just a kind of fun.But now, He Linhua clearly realized that he was wrong, he was really wrong.This guy is purely a pervert who likes to play with lolita!
Well, although Hero Fox has a strong taste, it is hard for He Linhua to believe that those little girls are not disgusted with Hero Fox at all, and even admire and love him very much!Among other things, when He Linhua drove away the fox hero, five hundred little lolis lost their voices in pain together, and the voice was wow!And the fox hero also left with tears in his eyes...
These are all gossip, please suppress it for now.
He Linhua brought a group of high-level officials from Xuantianzong, and Ning Ning, who "just happened" to visit here, stood in front of the special teleportation array of the Suzerain Palace, waiting for the assessment team to arrive.Although Qin Tianlong had learned that the assessment team this time was out of ten to make things difficult for others, but the basic etiquette still had to be followed.
After waiting for about ten minutes, He Linhua and the others saw the teleportation array start to shine, obviously someone was coming.He Linhua coughed lightly, and all the people waiting here calmed down, only Ning Ning was still in a daze—her Ning Ning's strength is here, and he has the ability to show off!Among other things, just the signboard of the Ice Palace is enough to deter anyone with ulterior motives.
After a while, I saw a flash of light on the teleportation platform of the Sovereign Palace, and He Linhua bowed immediately and said: "Xuantianzong Tsinghua, lead his disciples, and the cold elders of the Ice Palace welcome the assessment team to our sect... "
After He Linhua finished speaking, he heard a familiar voice on the teleportation array ask strangely: "Brother Lin Hua, what the hell are you doing?"
"Huh?" He Linhua looked up, but saw two pretty girls in front of him.This woman is Bei Gongyan, while the other one has a haughty expression, and unconsciously, they all have the eyes of a superior, contemptuous of everyone.
He Linhua couldn't laugh or cry when he found out that it was Bei Gongyan and a woman he didn't know—he was waiting for the assessment team to come here, why did Bei Gongyan come?In today's situation, it's really too late to be gentle with Bei Gongyan...
He Linhua rubbed his forehead with a headache and said, "Little Yan'er, why are you here? This is..."
He Linhua pointed at the arrogant woman and asked casually.
Bei Gongyan pouted her lips, and said dissatisfiedly: "What are you talking about! It seems that you hate people coming to you-huh! Scoundrel!" After a pause, Bei Gongyan said again: "This sister My name is Hu Pingping, a friend I met recently. I told her that there are people of fox demon blood in this world, and she didn’t believe it. It happened that the idiot Ah Fu was not here today, so I brought her over to see Sister Yufei and Nana Sister——I didn't come to look for you!"
"Uh..." He Linhua rolled his eyes very weakly, "Then what... If you have nothing to do, you can go to the back hall to find Yufei and Nana. I have something to do here..."
"Ah?" Bei Gongyan looked at He Linhua dissatisfied and said, "What's so important, you won't be with me anymore!"
He Linhua replied casually: "Didn't I tell you a few days ago that Xuantianzong was promoted to the fifth-level civilization assessment. The assessment team will be here soon Xia, you lead Xiao Yan'er and this... Cultivator Hu, Take them to the apse, find Yufei and Nana..."
"Yes, son." Xiao Xia nodded, stood in front of Bei Gongyan and Hu Pingping, stretched out her hand and said, "Mrs. Bei Gong, Cultivator Hu, please come this way."
Seeing He Linhua's absent-minded appearance, Bei Gongyan was very angry in her heart, kicked He Linhua's calf, pouted her mouth and scolded: "Hey! You were not like this before! My friend is here, why don't you You don't give me face? You don't even accompany me for a while..."
He Linhua had a headache and said, "Hey! My little aunt, why didn't I give you face, I really have something to do now... You see, if this is the case, you two will wait here together until I send them away , I’ll play with you guys for a few days, even if Ah Fu comes, I won’t let him take you away, what do you think?”
"Hmm... good! This is more or less the same." Bei Gongyan hesitated for a moment, thinking about it for a moment, and then showed a crescent-like smile on her face.Then, as if she remembered something, she turned her head and asked, "Sister Hu, what do you think?"
"I don't care, it's up to you." Hu Pingping smiled and nodded, indicating that she didn't care.
However, after this Hu Pingping laughed, the expression on her face changed instantly, and she became that haughty look.
Seeing that Hu Pingping always looked proud, He Linhua curled his lips, pulled Bei Gongyan to his side, and asked in a low voice, "Who is that Hu Pingping? Why does she look so stinky?"
Just after He Linhua finished speaking, Hu Pingping's ears moved twice, and her face turned dark.
"Hey! Why are you talking so vulgarly!" Bei Gongyan also whispered, "Sister Hu treats me very well! Sister Hu seems to be some kind of friend of my grandpa. I went to see grandpa a few days ago and met Sister Hu, just said a few words to her. Later, she went to Beigong’s house to see me. We got to know each other after coming and going—and, Sister Hu is really, really nice, You are not allowed to treat Sister Hu badly, and you are not allowed to be too kind to Sister Hu! Especially you are not allowed to flirt with her, you already have three wives..."
As soon as Bei Gongyan finished speaking, Hu Pingping's face turned black again inadvertently.
"Uh..." He Linhua nodded speechlessly, and continued to transmit voice transmission, "We just met her not long ago, and you dare to play with her? Girl, what if she is a human trafficker? You are so stupid, don't let her sell you off in the end Yes, and help her count the money."
Hu Pingping's face became darker and darker, almost turning into ink.
Bei Gongyan said via voice transmission: "Bah, bah, bah! Sister Hu is not like what you said! Also, hurry up and say, you won't wink at Sister Hu——Sister Hu is too beautiful, with a high status, I don't know how many men I've fallen for. If you two hook up, it will be very difficult for me."
Hu Pingping's expression now... It seems that it can no longer be described in human language.
He Linhua rolled his eyes, and said via voice transmission: "Okay, okay! Don't worry! I will never wink at that Hu Pingping—to tell you the truth, that Hu Pingping is too stinky, I don't like it. Even if she seduces me , I won’t talk to her either. I only like people like my little Yan’er, and I don’t like anyone else.”
He Linhua rolled his eyes twice, and pretended to ask casually: "Hero Fox, then there must be a reason why you like little Lolita?"
The fox hero nodded subconsciously, and said: "Of course! That's because..." Just said a few words, the fox hero suddenly realized, looked at He Linhua vigilantly, rolled his eyes, and cursed: " Brat! Why do I like loli, why should I tell you? Good boy, how dare you talk to me? Huh?!"
He Linhua curled his lips and changed the subject: "Then what... Hero Fox, how can I tell you what to say! I'm just curious—by the way, according to what you said, then this Tower of Despair is basically Impossible to survive?"
The fox hero said angrily: "Of course! It was luck that I was able to get out alive! Although everyone knows the exit of the Tower of Despair, but faced with the temptation of a surge in strength, few people I can resist it. At the beginning, I also wanted to go to the eighth floor to see, but I was chased and killed by two monsters from the tribulation period. If I was not fast enough and lucky enough, I would be able to stand here alive now. That's the problem..."
After the fox hero finished speaking, he suddenly remembered something, and asked, "Stinky boy, did you forget something?"
"Huh?" He Linhua stared at the fox hero in confusion, "What is it?"
The fox hero rolled his eyes, and then his eyes began to shine strangely: "Stinky boy, it's the loli! Five hundred loli, the kind who dance striptease together..."
"Uh..." He Linhua wiped the cold sweat off his forehead again, and the corners of his mouth twitched twice——damn it!Who remembers this kind of bullshit now? "Hero Fox, if you want to watch it, we can watch it now. But we have to change places, go to my place..." He Linhua suddenly thought of it as he said, it seemed that he seemed to be so careless In a short time, the fox hero can be abducted from Ningshuangxing...
Unexpectedly, the fox hero shook his head resolutely, and said seriously: "No! I can't leave Ningshuangxing now. You know, my goal has not been achieved yet!"
He Linhua was also interested. He had already thought that the fox hero must have some purpose when he came to Ningshuang Star.Otherwise, with the disposition of a fox hero, I'm afraid he would have left long ago.He couldn't help asking: "Hero Fox, why are you here on Ningshuang Star?"
"The obscene garment! For a obscene garment! Hey! You don't know it! The ancestor of the Ice Palace used to be an ice spirit body. The obscene garment she wore had the ability to radiate cold air and freeze automatically. Efficacy! I came to Ningshuangxing this time just for this obscene garment... Humph! I’m not afraid to tell you! If I can’t steal that obscene garment, I will never leave Ningshuangxing!”
As the fox hero said, his expression became excited again, dancing with hands and feet.It seems that in this world, there is nothing more important than obscene clothes and loli.
"Uh...hehehehe..." He Linhua's forehead was full of black lines, and he was extremely speechless-this old pervert, if you steal a piece of obscene clothes, you can steal it, but now that you didn't steal it, it took the whole Ningshuang star All the disciples' obscene clothes were stolen... Damn it!If this old fellow has been misleading Ningshuangxing and his plan to invite Ning Ning to go to Xuantianzong, I'm afraid it will come to naught!
no!There must be a way to lure this old pervert away.
He Linhua thought for a while, rolled his eyes, and thought to himself: "Hero Fox, so you came to Ningshuangxing for that obscene dress! But, I'm not afraid to tell you, with your current strength, you can't wait for me. It is simply impossible to find and take away that obscene garment from under Ning Ning's nose!"
"Hey! Yes! Yes!" The fox hero is very wise, knowing his own strengths and weaknesses, "Although I am fast, I can't beat that condensation. If condensation keeps staring at me, although it can't hit me, But I want to get the obscene clothes, but it's impossible—brat, do you have any ideas?"
He Linhua nodded with a smile, and said, "Hero Fox, I really have an idea here, but I need your cooperation!"
"I cooperate? How do you want me to cooperate? Tell me about it?" For the fox hero, as long as he can get the obscene clothes, it is not impossible to cooperate with He Linhua again-in other words, at Dingxiang At the door, but he went to the warehouse to get things, and He Linhua let the wind go...
He Linhua smiled and said: "The thing is like this..." During the conversation, He Linhua had already explained the relationship between Xuantianzong and Ice Palace, as well as the high-level civilization coming to the assessment, and He Linhua invited Ning Ning to Xuantianzong in a few words. The thing was said.After finishing speaking, He Linhua said again: "Originally, it was very simple for me to invite Ning Ning to go to Xuantian Sect. But because of the upside-down you caused in the Ice Palace, now Ning Ning might not even go to Xuantian Sect. Fox Hero, think about it, if Ning Ning never leaves Ningshuang Star, then you will never have a chance..."
The fox hero interrupted: "Needless to say! I understand what you mean kid! You mean, let me pretend to leave Ningshuangxing first, let Ning Ning agree to your invitation. Then three days later, wait for Ning Ning to go After the Frost Star, I will come back here to get things, is that what you mean?"
He Linhua nodded again and again, and said with a smile: "Not bad! Not bad! That's what it means. Moreover, with me helping you arrange it, I believe that you will not live very empty during these three days. , you can go to my Xuantianzong, I will arrange a lot of loli to play games with you~"
As soon as I heard that it took three days and was surrounded by loli all day long, the fox hero had already fallen into the yy, his forehead started to emit green smoke: "Good boy! I knew it, I didn't misread you! You really are You are a fellow! I agree to your request! In these three days, I will go to your sect to stay for three days!"
I wipe!your sister!I have already said that I am not in the same league as you!
He Linhua was too lazy to think so much, rolled his eyes, and said: "You still have a good idea now, it's best to let Ning Ning believe that you left..."
The fox hero immediately said: "This is simple!" After speaking, the fox hero flew up and shouted: "Ning Ning, I, the fox hero, have never seen such a boring sect. I don't want to play anymore!"
As soon as the fox hero finished his sentence, he would come whenever he read a book.Almost at the same time, a condensed roar came over: "The lecherous thief! You pervert! So you are right next to the palace? Give me your life!"
While speaking, a figure was drawn in the palace, rushed to the hero fox, stretched out his hand forward, n multiple ice thorns pierced the hero fox straight.
The fox hero screamed, turned around and ran away, not forgetting to take He Linhua with him, and shouted: "You condensate, I don't know where you got so angry! Didn't I just take some obscene clothes?" ..."
A few?Apart from Condensation, this guy, Ningshuangxing went up and down, up to Qiantui, down to three years old, who didn't touch one or two agreements, how many are they willing to say?
Condensed and said angrily: "Damn pervert, you can say such a bitch's words? Die to me!"
"Swipe, swipe, swipe!"
A series of tens of thousands of ice thorns directly pierced the fox hero, sealing the space around the fox hero.But what is a fox hero? He is a physical practitioner!He didn't even look at it, he went on a rampage, broke a path among the pile of ice thorns, and continued to drag He Linhua to run wildly.
He Linhua tugged at the fox hero's clothes speechlessly, and said, "Fox hero, please——you have made a mistake! You are leaving Ningshuangxing now, why are you taking me with you?"
The fox hero was stunned for a while, and said: "Hey! That's right!" After saying that, the fox hero gave He Linhua his hand, let go of He Linhua, and yelled at Ning Ning behind him: "Old woman, I won't play with you anymore!" , I will leave this bullshit planet right now!" After finishing speaking, the fox hero suddenly turned around, turned around and flew towards the outer space.
"Don't run away!" Ning Ning brushed past He Linhua's side, and danced out countless ice thorns, chasing behind the fox hero and flying upwards.
As for He Linhua, he is finally safe now, and is waiting for Condensation to come back.
After about five or six minutes, Ning Ning came back with a dark face.It can be seen from her black and blue face that is comparable to poisoning, the fox hero escaped very successfully.
Ning Ning saw He Linhua, pulled He Linhua back to the main hall, and asked, "Say! What's going on with that pervert?"
He Linhua didn't answer, but asked first: "That man..."
"Run away!" Ning Ning replied with a single sentence, "Where have you been with him for the past three days?"
He Linhuacai said: "During the past three days, we entered a different dimension and stayed in it for three days. Also, as for the abnormal fox hero, I guess he should have really left Ningshuang Star."
"He left Ningshuangxing? How do you know?" Ning Ning asked suspiciously.
"Then what..." He Linhua rolled his eyes and said, "I heard from Hero Fox that recently someone invited him to see five hundred little lolitas dancing striptease, and he wanted to hurry to see it, so... ..."
He Linhua really wasn't lying—someone really wanted to invite Fox Hero to watch five hundred little lolitas striptease.However, that person is himself...
"Five hundred little lolitas dancing striptease?" Ning Ning shuddered and cursed, "This pervert! And the person who asked the pervert to watch the little loli is also a pervert..."
"Uh...hehe..." He Linhua smiled, but the expression on his face was indescribably awkward.
Suddenly, Ning Ning seemed to remember something, grabbed He Linhua's arm in surprise, and said, "What did you just say? You have been staying in a different dimension for the past three days?!"
"..." He Linhua was speechless. Was this condensed reaction too slow? "That's right, there is an alien space formed by a treasure on your Ningshuang planet. In the past three days, we have been trapped in the alien space..."
"A strange treasure? What kind of strange treasure?" Ning Ning continued to ask excitedly, "Whose hand is the strange treasure in? Could it be that old man who got the strange treasure and left in a hurry?"
Since He Linhua and Fox Hero came out of the alien space, they must have already got the strange treasure.Generally speaking, the strange treasures that can form different dimensions have powerful effects!Of course, in Ning Ning's heart, he also tacitly believed that the strange treasure had already been obtained by the fox hero.Fox hero and He Linhua, who is stronger and who is weaker, is almost clear at a glance.If there are good things, of course the strong will get them, and the weak will get nothing!Thinking that the fox hero not only stole the obscene clothes of all the disciples on the entire Ningshuang star, but also took away from the Ningshuang star the treasure that originally belonged to the Ningshuang star, Ning Ning gritted his teeth even more, wishing to smash the fox hero corpses...
He Linhua reached out and took out the key of the Tower of Despair from the storage ring, and threw it to Ning Ning and said, "It's not a good thing, it's the whole thing—if you want it, I'll give it to you."
With a one in a million chance of surviving, He Linhua would not die in the Tower of Despair.This thing, to He Linhua, is a tasteless one!
Ning Ning took the colorful light ball, swept it with his consciousness, and then said in surprise: "This...is this the key to the Tower of Despair? Damn it! The strange treasure in Ningshuang Xingxing's alien space is actually such a thing? "Ning Ning just thought for a while, then threw the colorful light ball back into He Linhua's hand, and said: "Giving this thing back to you is a poison to ordinary monks."
He Linhua smiled wryly and said, "You know it's poison and you give it back to me? That's right! After I go back, I'll find a place to throw away the key to the Tower of Despair..."
"Throw it away? Are you going to throw away the key to this Tower of Despair?" Ning Ning glanced at He Linhua strangely, and said, "Boy, this Tower of Despair is something that others should avoid, but just With such favorable conditions as you, if you don't go in and make a living, it will be a waste!"
"Waste? I'd rather waste this opportunity." He Linhua said with a wry smile, "The fox hero has already told me that only two people have survived this Tower of Despair in 2 years, and the chance of surviving is one in a million." One. I don't think I'll hit that one-in-a-million chance."
"What? In the past 2 years, there are still people who came out of the Tower of Despair alive?" The condensed expression was more surprised than He Linhua imagined.
"..." He Linhua's head was full of black lines - your sister!You fucking thought that the survival rate was 0 and you let me go to die. No wonder people say that the hornet's tail is the most poisonous woman's heart! "I heard from Hero Fox that over the past 2 years, there have been two survivors in the Tower of Despair, and he is one."
"What?" Condensed expression became angry again, "He is a survivor of the Tower of Despair? Why didn't such a pervert die in it? It is simply unreasonable!"
He Linhua nodded approvingly—the hero sees the same thing!
Ning Ning said again: "However, since he is a survivor of the Tower of Despair, he can't be wrong when he said that there are only two..." Ning Ning said, looking at He Linhua with a strange expression, and said: "Boy, this is terrible. It’s really not me talking about you. You are now in the Nascent Soul Stage, and you can defeat me, an old woman who is at the peak of the Fusion Stage, with a single Ice Bee Gu. If you can enter the Tower of Despair for a while, don’t dare to say anything else, just be careful For some, it is not a problem to go directly to the fusion period..."
He Linhua said: "The fusion period? I dare not think about it! I heard from the fox hero that now in the Tower of Despair, spirit beasts, puppets, souls, and monsters live together on different floors. I am now in the Nascent Soul stage. If After entering the Tower of Despair, you will face groups of opponents in Nascent Soul Stage, Out-of-body Stage, and Distraction Stage... Eh? It seems like it’s really not a problem!"
He Linhua was talking to himself, when he suddenly thought—it seems that with his current strength, after breaking into the Tower of Despair, he is really invincible.It is true that the spirit beasts, puppets, and monsters in the Tower of Despair are very powerful, but I am not bad either!Huang Xiaoya under him can break spirits in pieces, Kulin can attack powerfully, plus his own Xuanyin sword can attack in pieces, if he enters the Tower of Despair, the chance of surviving seems to be really high!
After those monks entered the Tower of Despair, the real reason why they couldn't get out was nothing more than lack of spiritual power, and they were besieged to death by a large number of spiritual beasts.But can this problem be called a problem here by He Linhua?Now the soul refining temple increases with the level, the higher the level, the faster the refining speed of the soul.Now, in the Soul Refining Temple, the spiritual power of the seven attributes has piled up to tens of billions.As long as there is enough spiritual power to break through the Tower of Despair, it seems to be very easy!
Just now, when Hero Fox said it, he just talked about the Tower of Despair in a terrifying way, and there is still a one-in-a-million chance of survival, which made He Linhua forget his own advantage.Thinking about it now, He Linhua felt completely different in his heart - rubbing his uncle, isn't it just a tower of despair!I don't dare to say anything else, if you can't reach the top floor, it won't be a problem to reach the fifth, sixth, seventh, or eighth floors?
Seeing He Linhua's expression, he knew that He Linhua had figured it out.She nodded again, and said, "Have you figured it out yourself? With your current strength, it would be a waste if you don't enter the Tower of Despair! If you are afraid that entering the highest third floor will be dangerous, you can Stay on the sixth floor until the peak of the distraction period, and then find the exit! After returning from the Tower of Despair, with your strength, you should be able to have a place in the high-level civilization. Of course - it all depends on yourself. After all, in the Tower of Despair, there are not only spirit beasts and monsters, but also puppets and souls. You can easily deal with the first two types with the Ice Bee Gu, but puppets and souls are not so easy to solve..."
He Linhua nodded——puppet and soul are two species in the Tower of Despair. Puppet is equivalent to body cultivation, while soul is equivalent to soul cultivation.Huang Xiaoya may be able to block their spiritual attacks, but it is not as easy as imagined to directly destroy them and cause them substantial damage.It is indeed as Ning Ning said, if he enters the Tower of Despair and encounters puppets and souls, it will be enough for him to have a headache...
After thinking for a while, He Linhua shook his head with a smile and said, "I'll talk about this later... By the way, Elder Ning Ning, now that old abnormal fox hero has left, after those three days, can you go to my Xuantianzong?"
"This..." Ning Ning hesitated for a moment, nodded and said, "...Okay, after three days, if you let me know, I will go there. However, let me state in advance that if that pervert is still in my Ice Palace, I'll be back anytime now."
He Linhua nodded quickly and said, "No problem! This is absolutely no problem!"
After He Linhua finished speaking, he finally breathed a sigh of relief in his heart—he really put in a lot of effort to invite Ning Ning this time!Not only did he want to find five hundred little lolitas to dance striptease with an old pervert in Xuantianzong, but he also coaxed Condensation here...uh...
He Linhua suddenly thought again, at first he seemed to say that he wanted to cooperate with Ning Ning and catch the fox hero, but now he is cooperating with the fox hero and fooling Ning Ning?Moreover, I seem to have helped Hero Fox make a date and plan to steal the obscene clothes—why did I betray him without knowing it?
After thinking about it, He Linhua thought again, so what if it was a "betrayal"?Anyway, this time I just want to invite Ning Ning to Xuantianzong, as for other things, what does that have to do with him!
After thinking it over, He Linhua's mood improved again.Perhaps He Linhua still felt a little sorry for Ning Ning, and told Ning Ning that as long as Ning Ning was gone, he would give her an extra Ning Qiao Pill.As soon as this remark came out, Ning Ning was extremely happy, and for a while, everyone was happy!
Saying goodbye to Ning Ning, He Linhua went to visit his "sister-in-law" Bing Jing again, and then left slowly.
Before he left the palace, he saw a person dressed as a disciple of the Ice Palace walking towards He Linhua not far away. When he met him, he said, "Stinky boy! You tricked me out of Ningshuangxing Tell me how to get to your place—five hundred little lolitas are stripping together! You can't lie to me!"
"Uh..." Five hundred little lolitas doing a striptease?your sister!It seems that the only one who can say this is an old pervert who calls himself a fox hero?Didn't this guy just run out of Frost Star?Why did it take only a while, and it came back again?
He Linhua touched his forehead speechlessly, and said, "I said, old pervert, why are you back again? Just find a planet with a teleportation array at random, and teleport it directly to Xuantianzong..."
"Hmph! Where did all this nonsense come from?! Brat, take me back together! I don't want to be in such trouble..." The fox hero was in a mess, and couldn't help thinking that he was in the universe in order to find a planet with a teleportation array. The thing that has been drifting inside for three months-it's cheating!good!Although this does not have a strong sense of direction with him, it does have the most direct relationship.However, he is not happy to let him live such a miserable life again.
"Huh? But... you look like this..." He Linhua felt a little headache-damn, when he first came here, he was alone.When I went back, I brought a "Ice Palace Disciple" with me. If those people from the Ice Palace spread the word, I don't know what it will be like in the end!
"What do I look like? I can turn into whatever you want me to look like!" The fox hero still has some confidence in his disguise, "Didn't you just have such a soul in your body?" Body? If I become like him, no one will doubt it?" While speaking, the fox hero flickered, and he had already changed into Huang Xiaoya's appearance.
Rubbing his forehead with a headache, He Linhua took the fake "Huang Xiaoya" and flew to the front of the teleportation formation. He boarded the teleportation formation under the curious eyes of several Ice Palace disciples, and disappeared with a flash of light.
After returning to Xuantianzong, the fox hero immediately recovered his original appearance, and then shouted about "five hundred little lolita dancing striptease".Under the surprised and incredulous eyes of a group of Xuantianzong disciples, He Linhua covered his face in shame, and entered the main hall of the Suzerain Palace—what a disgrace!What a shame!What kind of stuff did I bring back to Xuantianzong this time!First there was Zhang Haohao, a blood-sick man who likes to have office romances, then there was Tan Fei, the king of Moshou party hexagrams who was known as the lucky star, and now there was a perverted fox hero who liked loli——
Now, the glorious image of myself in the eyes of many disciples may disappear in the blink of an eye...
After entering the main hall, He Linhua immediately called Chun and Xiaoxia, pointed to the fox hero who was happily sitting cross-legged next to him, and introduced: "This is the thief door..."
"It's God's door!" The fox hero immediately corrected.
He Linhua said with a mournful face: "Okay... this is the fox hero from Shennamen, a dignified body-fit monk. You two, go find five hundred little lolis around ten years old right now, and find a room that is big enough Let them do a striptease for the fox hero..."
"Huh?" Chun and Xiaoxia were stunned by He Linhua's ridiculous order.Find five hundred little lolis around ten years old, and let them gather together to perform a striptease for this wretched old man in front of you?Since when did my son become so... so vicious...
Xiao Xia was more courageous than Chun, and immediately refused: "If you go back to the young master, I'm afraid there will not be enough in the sect." But for a gentleman to issue such a ridiculous order, it must be because of the coercion of some old pervert!
Let Xuantianzong's lovely flowers in the future go to striptease for some old pervert?To hell with that old pervert!
He Linhua immediately said again: "Can't make it all? If you can't make it all, you have to make it up!" After that, He Linhua directly used his spiritual sense to tell Chun: "Go to the red building and buy five hundred girls around ten years old. Let them stay with this old pervert for three days, and then accept them as disciples, it will be regarded as compensation..."
He Linhua is afraid of the old pervert, the fox hero. If he can't gather five hundred little loli here, and he returns to the Ice Palace, won't all his efforts for so long be in vain?He didn't want his efforts to be in vain, so he could only come up with a way to find some little girls from the red building, dance a striptease, and accept them as Xuantianzong disciples.This is considered preferential treatment for the women in the red building.After all, women who enter the red building will want "a little red lips" in the future...
What?Not sure where the Red House is?Uh... well, there was once a certain playboy named Jin Wuque who threatened to let Chun and Xiaoxia "serve" him, but when he turned around, He Linhua went to the Red Building and asked a group of sick Yingying and Yanyan to serve this young man...
That's right, that's the place.
Xiao Xia was waiting to refute something, but Chun pulled Xiao Xia's arm, bowed and said: "Yes, son, we will do it now."
After Chun finished speaking, she dragged Xiao Xia down.Before going out, Xiao Xia kept staring at Hero Fox with a look of extreme disdain...
The fox hero pretended not to see Xiao Xia's eyes, and after Chun and Xiao Xia retreated, he said to He Linhua with a smile: "Good boy, twin sisters! How dare you keep this kind of top quality? Don't be afraid of being robbed." !"
He Linhua looked at Hero Fox with unfriendly eyes and said, "Hero Fox, they are my personal maids..."
"I know! I know!" The fox hero looked at He Linhua strangely, and cut out, "Don't underestimate my taste so low! The twin sisters are really pretty, but they are too old. If they only have five to ten If you are [-] years old...then you will be so happy..." The fox hero fell into lust again.
"Uh..." He Linhua wiped off the cold sweat from his forehead, and called someone "abnormal" again in his heart.
The two sat in the main hall and chatted for a while.Suddenly, I saw Xiao Rou'er nibbling melon seeds while slowly passing by the entrance of the main hall.
As soon as he saw Rou'er, the fox hero's eyeballs almost popped out, and his saliva was drooling: "Okay... so cute little loli..."
He Linhua finally couldn't bear it any longer, kicked Hero Fox in the face, and cursed: "Hero Fox, your sister! That's my apprentice, don't have any wrong thoughts!"
"Wow! Your apprentice?!" The fox hero ignored He Linhua's kick in the face just now, and looked at He Linhua with disdain and said, "I knew you also like loli, and I am like-minded, you But he just said no! How about it, now it’s revealed? I don’t like Loli, you don’t like that Loli would accept such a cute Loli as an apprentice? Don’t say that her whole family died and then blackmailed you, I don’t believe it!”
Didn't Rou'er just kill all of her family and then blackmail He Linhua?
"...I'll wipe it!" He Linhua kicked someone in the face again in an extremely speechless manner. He couldn't understand why it was so difficult to communicate between a normal person and a pervert?
……
In the blink of an eye, three days have passed.
On this day, after Xuantianzong received the news that the assessment team was coming soon, He Linhua immediately sent someone to the Ice Palace to call Ning Ning over, and at the same time drove the perverted fox hero out of Xuantian Star——
The fox hero is simply too perverted!For three days, in three days, he actually lived with those five hundred lolis all day long, watching the little lolis frolicking and dancing during the day, and sleeping and snoring at night.For a long time, He Linhua only thought that the fox hero liked loli, it was just a kind of fun.But now, He Linhua clearly realized that he was wrong, he was really wrong.This guy is purely a pervert who likes to play with lolita!
Well, although Hero Fox has a strong taste, it is hard for He Linhua to believe that those little girls are not disgusted with Hero Fox at all, and even admire and love him very much!Among other things, when He Linhua drove away the fox hero, five hundred little lolis lost their voices in pain together, and the voice was wow!And the fox hero also left with tears in his eyes...
These are all gossip, please suppress it for now.
He Linhua brought a group of high-level officials from Xuantianzong, and Ning Ning, who "just happened" to visit here, stood in front of the special teleportation array of the Suzerain Palace, waiting for the assessment team to arrive.Although Qin Tianlong had learned that the assessment team this time was out of ten to make things difficult for others, but the basic etiquette still had to be followed.
After waiting for about ten minutes, He Linhua and the others saw the teleportation array start to shine, obviously someone was coming.He Linhua coughed lightly, and all the people waiting here calmed down, only Ning Ning was still in a daze—her Ning Ning's strength is here, and he has the ability to show off!Among other things, just the signboard of the Ice Palace is enough to deter anyone with ulterior motives.
After a while, I saw a flash of light on the teleportation platform of the Sovereign Palace, and He Linhua bowed immediately and said: "Xuantianzong Tsinghua, lead his disciples, and the cold elders of the Ice Palace welcome the assessment team to our sect... "
After He Linhua finished speaking, he heard a familiar voice on the teleportation array ask strangely: "Brother Lin Hua, what the hell are you doing?"
"Huh?" He Linhua looked up, but saw two pretty girls in front of him.This woman is Bei Gongyan, while the other one has a haughty expression, and unconsciously, they all have the eyes of a superior, contemptuous of everyone.
He Linhua couldn't laugh or cry when he found out that it was Bei Gongyan and a woman he didn't know—he was waiting for the assessment team to come here, why did Bei Gongyan come?In today's situation, it's really too late to be gentle with Bei Gongyan...
He Linhua rubbed his forehead with a headache and said, "Little Yan'er, why are you here? This is..."
He Linhua pointed at the arrogant woman and asked casually.
Bei Gongyan pouted her lips, and said dissatisfiedly: "What are you talking about! It seems that you hate people coming to you-huh! Scoundrel!" After a pause, Bei Gongyan said again: "This sister My name is Hu Pingping, a friend I met recently. I told her that there are people of fox demon blood in this world, and she didn’t believe it. It happened that the idiot Ah Fu was not here today, so I brought her over to see Sister Yufei and Nana Sister——I didn't come to look for you!"
"Uh..." He Linhua rolled his eyes very weakly, "Then what... If you have nothing to do, you can go to the back hall to find Yufei and Nana. I have something to do here..."
"Ah?" Bei Gongyan looked at He Linhua dissatisfied and said, "What's so important, you won't be with me anymore!"
He Linhua replied casually: "Didn't I tell you a few days ago that Xuantianzong was promoted to the fifth-level civilization assessment. The assessment team will be here soon Xia, you lead Xiao Yan'er and this... Cultivator Hu, Take them to the apse, find Yufei and Nana..."
"Yes, son." Xiao Xia nodded, stood in front of Bei Gongyan and Hu Pingping, stretched out her hand and said, "Mrs. Bei Gong, Cultivator Hu, please come this way."
Seeing He Linhua's absent-minded appearance, Bei Gongyan was very angry in her heart, kicked He Linhua's calf, pouted her mouth and scolded: "Hey! You were not like this before! My friend is here, why don't you You don't give me face? You don't even accompany me for a while..."
He Linhua had a headache and said, "Hey! My little aunt, why didn't I give you face, I really have something to do now... You see, if this is the case, you two will wait here together until I send them away , I’ll play with you guys for a few days, even if Ah Fu comes, I won’t let him take you away, what do you think?”
"Hmm... good! This is more or less the same." Bei Gongyan hesitated for a moment, thinking about it for a moment, and then showed a crescent-like smile on her face.Then, as if she remembered something, she turned her head and asked, "Sister Hu, what do you think?"
"I don't care, it's up to you." Hu Pingping smiled and nodded, indicating that she didn't care.
However, after this Hu Pingping laughed, the expression on her face changed instantly, and she became that haughty look.
Seeing that Hu Pingping always looked proud, He Linhua curled his lips, pulled Bei Gongyan to his side, and asked in a low voice, "Who is that Hu Pingping? Why does she look so stinky?"
Just after He Linhua finished speaking, Hu Pingping's ears moved twice, and her face turned dark.
"Hey! Why are you talking so vulgarly!" Bei Gongyan also whispered, "Sister Hu treats me very well! Sister Hu seems to be some kind of friend of my grandpa. I went to see grandpa a few days ago and met Sister Hu, just said a few words to her. Later, she went to Beigong’s house to see me. We got to know each other after coming and going—and, Sister Hu is really, really nice, You are not allowed to treat Sister Hu badly, and you are not allowed to be too kind to Sister Hu! Especially you are not allowed to flirt with her, you already have three wives..."
As soon as Bei Gongyan finished speaking, Hu Pingping's face turned black again inadvertently.
"Uh..." He Linhua nodded speechlessly, and continued to transmit voice transmission, "We just met her not long ago, and you dare to play with her? Girl, what if she is a human trafficker? You are so stupid, don't let her sell you off in the end Yes, and help her count the money."
Hu Pingping's face became darker and darker, almost turning into ink.
Bei Gongyan said via voice transmission: "Bah, bah, bah! Sister Hu is not like what you said! Also, hurry up and say, you won't wink at Sister Hu——Sister Hu is too beautiful, with a high status, I don't know how many men I've fallen for. If you two hook up, it will be very difficult for me."
Hu Pingping's expression now... It seems that it can no longer be described in human language.
He Linhua rolled his eyes, and said via voice transmission: "Okay, okay! Don't worry! I will never wink at that Hu Pingping—to tell you the truth, that Hu Pingping is too stinky, I don't like it. Even if she seduces me , I won’t talk to her either. I only like people like my little Yan’er, and I don’t like anyone else.”
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