Cultivating ghosts and immortals
Chapter 471 When the Fox Hero Met Zhang Haohao
Well, I have to say, in this world, there is probably only one monk who feels pain because he can't see the little loli, and can't steal the new obscene clothes...
The fox hero wailed in pain for a while, then suddenly his consciousness swept away, and he said strangely: "Why are there so many little guys down there? Why haven't I noticed?" Actually, it wasn't the fox hero at all. He didn't find them, but he always wanted to rush to Xuantianzong Suzerain Palace to see little Lolita, and he didn't care about the surroundings at all.Now disheartened, with a "casual" sweep of his consciousness, he discovered that there was someone below...
Those "little guys" in the mouth of the fox hero are naturally the people who secretly tortured Zhang Haohao, and Zhang Haohao.
After the staff of the dark team found the fox hero in the air, they were afraid that they would make some noise and be noticed by the fox hero, and they would kill them, so they didn't dare to move, waiting for the fox hero to leave.It's a pity that they never imagined that above the headspace, there would be a super big road idiot, and he was the kind of person who would return to the original point as soon as he lost his way.As a result, they waited for a whole day below, and they didn't see the fox hero really leave.As for torturing the god horse, it's even more floating clouds!
After the fox hero discovered the people below, he suddenly slapped his forehead and said, "I'm really stupid! Go find someone below, then you'll be fine..."
Thinking about it, the fox hero flickered and appeared in front of all the people in the dark group.The people in the secret group were startled when they saw the fox hero suddenly flying in front of them, and quickly put on a defensive posture, and one person asked vigilantly: "Senior, we are here , what you have done has nothing to do with seniors, and please seniors not to have the same knowledge as us juniors."
The fox hero waved his hands with a smile and said, "Hahaha! I don't care! I don't care——I just came down to ask you the way."
"Ask for directions?" All the people in the secret group were stunned.
The fox hero smiled and nodded again and again: "Yes, yes! Just! I'm sorry to get lost here. It's been a day and I haven't found the place yet..."
"..." The people in the dark group were speechless together, and couldn't help but feel that their brains were not enough-you got lost here, it's been a whole day?Did your sister make a mistake?It's so empty here, and there's no formations or anything, you can fly away with just a fly, how can you get lost?How can there be such a talent in this world?
The female cultivator who once aimed at Zhang Haohao's chrysanthemum with a cucumber twitched her mouth and asked, "So, seniors are not going to wait with me..."
"Who are you, I'm too lazy to answer! I just want to ask the way, whoever of you knows the way, just show me the way." The fox hero waved his hand, not waiting for the female cultivator to finish speaking.
Everyone in the dark group looked at each other, and then another person said: "Senior, may I ask... Excuse me... where are you going?"
"Xuantianzong Sect Master Palace, who of you knows? Just let someone you know show me the way." The fox hero finished speaking decisively, and black lines appeared on the heads of the members of the dark group at the same time—— of!They thought that this person was lost and was going to a small planet in outer space, and couldn't find his way!After working for a long time, the place he was looking for was on Xuantian Star, and it was also the landmark building of Xuantianzong!your sister!Just to go to such a place, you can get lost in the top of your head for a day? !Even if you fly faster, can you still find the ground?
The fox hero saw that everyone was silent, and said again: "No? You don't even know the way?"
"I... I know the way! I know how to get to the Suzerain's Palace! Senior, I will guide you!" Suddenly, Zhang Haohao, who was stripped into a beam of light and tied up with a naked hand, shouted eagerly.
The fox hero's eyes lit up, and he said: "You know the way? Then you come and lead me!" While speaking, the fox hero flickered, and he had already arrived in front of Zhang Haohao. He stretched out his hand and grabbed Zhang Haohao's body. The bindings were all torn off, and he said strangely: "Boy, the clothes you were wearing just now are very strange! Just a few ropes are tied together, and everything that should be leaked and what shouldn't be leaked out. Is it true that the monks are civilized recently? Has the fashion trend changed again?”
Zhang Haohao burst into tears when the fox hero said this: "Your sister! I was caught, stripped naked, and tied up, okay?"
"Hey! I don't care so much! I think you are very pleasing to the eye, so you will lead me the way..."
It wasn't until Hero Fox finished saying this that the members of the secret team came to their senses and said urgently: "Senior! No! This person is very important to us, and he cannot lead the way for Senior!"
When the fox hero heard this, his face turned pale: "What do you mean? I finally found someone who knew the way, and you still don't let him lead me the way, are you looking for trouble?" When the fox hero spoke, he was full of momentum It was released, and pressed towards the members of the dark team.
The members of the dark team just felt that a star field was pressing towards them, and they were shocked.One of them hastily cupped his hands and said: "Senior! We have absolutely no intention of this! This person is really important to us. Moreover, each of us knows the way to Xuantianzong's Suzerain Palace. I will send two people to Senior Lead the way, what do you think, senior?"
"No way!" The fox hero shook his head, looked at the speaker with contempt, and said, "You think I'm an idiot! I just asked you the way, and none of you know the way. Now I'm looking for someone who knows the way." , you all know the way? Do you think I am so stupid?"
The members of the dark group collapsed together——Your sister!When did we say we don't know the way?We are just shocked by the actions of a person who can get lost for a day, and we haven't recovered for a while, okay?Damn, with your IQ, whoever is stupid if you are not stupid!
"Huh! Just you guys? Don't try to lie to me!" The fox hero said, pulling the naked Zhang and said, "Boy, you lead me the way! Huh? Why don't you wear clothes? Put on clothes quickly !"
"Okay...okay!" Zhang Hao quickly found out a piece of clothing, put it on, and was about to leave with Hero Fox.
Those secret team members hesitated for a while, and finally they gradually closed up, blocked the fox hero's way, and said: "Senior, you'd better let go of this fat man. If you take this fat man away now, I'm afraid It will bring big trouble to yourself, your friends and family in the future."
"Huh? Are you threatening me?" The fox hero's face turned cold, and he stared coldly at the people in the secret group.
The man cupped his hands and said: "Don't dare! It's just that this person is really important to us. Senior, as long as you let go of this fat man, we will immediately send two people to take you to the Xuantian Sect Suzerain Palace, and we will also give senior a copy Great gift. Otherwise, seniors will have to be careful in the future."
"Wow! I'm so scared!" The fox hero pretended to be crazy and yelled a few words, then dragged Zhang away and left, "Little fat man, show me the way."
"Senior! Please respect yourself." The man didn't expect that the fox hero left without even thinking about it.Seeing that the fox hero was about to disappear, the man snorted coldly, with a stern face, and said, "Everyone do it! Stop him!"
"Yes!" The members of the dark team responded together, and then regardless of whether they could fight or not, a group of people rushed forward, using various attack methods, and attacked the fox hero.
The fox hero didn't even bother to hide, he just stood there in a daze.The members of the secret team were secretly happy when they saw that the fox hero was still motionless.Their secret group is an organization for espionage and assassination. Although the strength of the organization varies, when they launch an attack, their attack power is very strong.The fox hero is now entrusted with a big attack by a group of their killers. In their thinking, even if the fox hero does not die this time, he will be severely disabled!A severely disabled monk in the fusion stage, and these people should join forces to fight against the enemy, and after sacrificing one or two people, they should be able to successfully kill or force the fox hero back.At that time, Zhang Haohao will naturally fall into their hands...
A wave of attacks hit Hero Fox, and after a series of bangs, the attack stopped, and the figure of Hero Fox appeared from the colorful spiritual power, scratching coquettishly. Whispering his ears, he said: "Oh! What are you doing? Kill people if you don't agree with each other? The quality is too low? I hate people who say that they can't talk! I am an anti-violence who opposes any form of violence. Staff, do you understand? Do you understand?"
Seeing the heroic fox with a handsome appearance, the members of the secret team were stunned—now, the heroic fox looks, let alone broke the skin, with so many people attacking together, he didn't even break his clothes!
"Body...body...body cultivation?" Suddenly, a member of the secret team stammered out such a word.
All of a sudden, a group of dark team members collapsed—the physical training during the integration period?How thick is his skin!As for a group of secret team members in the distraction and out-of-body periods, even if they are exhausted, they may not be able to break through their skin?
"Scatter! Escape!" Soon, a person presumably the leader gave an order, and all the members of the secret group began to disperse and flee.It's true that they are assassins, and it's true that they all want to die.However, this is only when facing someone who can beat.If there is an impenetrable fortress in front of them, they will not carry out suicide attacks in vain, but will choose to flee immediately to preserve their vitality.
"Escape? Who told you to escape? Come back to me!"
Almost instantly, the fox hero moved, and suddenly divided into four, flying towards the surroundings at a very fast speed.In just a few seconds, those members of the secret group who had escaped far away were all thrown back by the fox hero - it is true that the fox hero does not use violence, but lifting people up is not violence category.
The members of the dark group were sneaked back one by one. After seeing the terrifying speed of the fox hero, they all had no intention of escaping.One said coldly: "You killed us!"
"Kill you guys? Why should I kill people? I'm an anti-violence monk! How can I kill people casually? You look down on me too much?!" The fox hero curled his lips and said, "You are all waiting here , When did I leave, you can leave!"
After the fox hero finished speaking, he looked at Zhang Haohao again and said, "Little fat man, show me the way!"
"Hey... hey..." Zhang Hao looked at the fox hero with an air of admiration, "Senior, you are a physical practitioner!"
"That's right! Hey? You're also a physical cultivator?" The fox hero's eyes lit up, he pinched his mouth, and said, "Seeing that you are not very old, you are already in the Nascent Soul stage. You must be very hard at cultivation? Little Fatty , It’s not that I’m talking about you, you don’t have to put too much effort into cultivating magical horses, as monks, the most important thing for us is to always hold on to our beliefs and have our own way, do you understand?”
"I don't understand!" Zhang Hao replied very decisively, and then said with admiration, "Just now I heard from the senior that you are against violence?"
"Hmm! I hate people who fight and kill horses!" After the fox hero finished speaking, he looked at Zhang Haohao and said, "What's the matter? Boy! Could it be that you also..."
Zhang Haohao slapped his thigh and burst into tears, "Senior! A fellow! A fellow! I also oppose violent opposition to death! I also think that it is very, very Very annoying!"
"You...you are also against violence? Good boy! Good boy!" Hero Fox's eyes lit up, listening to Zhang Haohao's words of "a fellow man", he just felt like he had met his lifelong confidant, "I just don't understand, In the current world of comprehension, why do everyone only like to fight and kill? Don’t they have other pursuits? Life is so beautiful, but they all waste a lot of time on fighting and killing. It is an insult to us monks! The monks yearn for the way of heaven, they only care about killing, and they don't even know what their own way of heaven is, so how can they achieve anything in the future?"
The fox hero babbled a lot, explaining his anti-violence thinking in detail.
And Zhang Haohao was stunned by such a big call from the fox hero, and felt baffled, isn't it anti-violence, and it has become a system?Isn't it just that as a patient with blood sickness, you can't see blood at all, so you are anti-violent?Zhang Haohao said: "This senior! This senior! Excuse me... Excuse me! Then what, are you dizzy too?"
"Bloodsickness? What kind of bloodsickness do I have? It's inexplicable! As a monk, even if you are against violence, you can't get bloodsickness! Can those idiots who fainted blood be considered monks?" Kill Zhang Haohao directly.
Zhang Hao immediately burst into tears - your sister!Even if you don't feel dizzy, you don't have to be so disgusting?What happened to the patient with haloemia?Why is everyone discriminating against me?bully me?Uh...except for that bad old man Gua Wang...
After the fox hero scolded him, he looked at Zhang Haohao suspiciously again, and asked, "Are you dizzy?"
He nodded very resentfully.
"Ah? Hahahahahahahahaha! You are actually dizzy with blood? Hahahaha! It's so funny! In the monk civilization, there are actually monks with blood dizziness? I laughed to death! I almost laughed to death! Hahahahaha ..." After the fox hero laughed out loud, he patted a picture very proudly and said, "Boy! I didn't expect to meet an anti-violence person here, or hang out with me in the future!"
"No!" Zhang Hao shook his head without hesitation, and said, "I have a boss! My boss is Tsinghua, the suzerain of Xuantian Sect! I have a very good life in Xuantian Sect!"
"Huh?" The fox hero looked at Zhang Haohao strangely, "Are you under the boy of Tsinghua University?"
"Of course! I am the elder of Xuantianzong, in charge of Xuantianzong's logistics, finances, etc.! What's the matter? Do you know my boss?" Zhang Haohao asked strangely.
The fox hero nodded and said: "Of course! When I went to get the things, the Tsinghua boy even helped me pass the whistle!" The fox hero paused, and then said: "I lived in your Xuantianzong Three days, just a few days ago..."
"Have you ever lived in Xuantianzong?" Zhang Hao was curious in his heart—strange, why hadn't he seen this old guy before?
The fox hero was also wondering in his heart—strange, he has seen almost all the elders of Xuantianzong, why hasn't he seen this little fat man?
Both of them were suspicious in their hearts, but they never thought about it.The two of them, one "working" in the room all day, and the other dancing striptease with a group of little lolitas all day, how could there be a chance to meet?
However, the two began to think about it at the same time.Hero Fox thought in his heart, if he wants to stay in Xuantianzong in the future and live a life of dancing with little Lolita every day, he must have a good relationship with the people of Xuantianzong!But Zhang Haohao thought, since this person can be a guest in Xuantianzong, he must have a good relationship with He Linhua. As He Linhua's younger brother, he naturally has a good relationship with the boss' guests.
Under the two's respective thoughts, Zhang Haohao first said: "I am Zhang Haohao, the elder of Xuantianzong. It's a pleasure to meet you!"
"I'm the master of the Shennamen, the fox hero. I've seen you for a long time!" The fox hero also said his name, which was regarded as a greeting.
Then, both of them laughed tacitly.
The large number of secret team members in Qin's parent's room below, seeing Zhang Haohao and the fox hero actually starting to reminisce in the air, all of them were very broken-damn it!Aren't they leaving?How come it's been so long and you still haven't left?
The fox hero said: "Little fat man! I'm not afraid to tell you that I have a very good relationship with you Xuantianzong Tsinghua boy! If you have any embarrassing things in the future, you can tell me, and I will try my best to let the Tsinghua boy handle it for you— ―In the vast universe, it is really not easy to meet such an anti-violence person like you..." The fox hero said, suddenly remembered something, and asked: "By the way, little fat man, do you like it?" Don't you like obscene clothes?"
"The obscene clothes?" Zhang Haohao's eyes lit up, and he unconsciously thought of a lot of beauties wearing transparent obscene clothes, showing the appearance of three points at the top and bottom, "Of course I like it! The obscene clothes are the most loving Already!"
Women, it's not good to be naked, the half-covered feeling makes people feel that they can't resist the temptation!
Hearing Zhang Haohao's words, the fox hero held Zhang Haohao's hand very excitedly, and shouted: "You also like obscene clothes?! You are a fellow! You are a fellow!"
"Where! Where!" Zhang Haohao said hastily, "I'm just telling the truth, the clothes are indeed very loving. Think about it! A group of beauties are only wearing the clothes, walking slowly towards..."
"It's so tempting! It's so tempting..." The fox hero yelled for a while, then looked at Zhang Haohao and said, "What about the little loli? Do you like it?"
"Lolita?" Zhang Haohao frowned. In his opinion, Lolita is a virgin. As a patient with bloodsickness, how could he have love for a creature like a virgin?However, seeing the very intoxicated appearance of the fox hero, Zhang Haohao still said tactfully: "This...it depends on the breed - actually, compared with loli, I like mature women more."
There are only two types of varieties in Zhang Haohua.One is a virgin ~ female loli, and the other is a right and wrong virgin ~ female loli.Virgin ~ female loli is amazing, the most annoying!As for the non-virgin~ female loli... at some point, he can also consider things like raising a loli...
"You even researched the varieties of loli?! Oh my god! Oh my god! You are in the same way! You are in the same way!" The fox hero was about to jump up excitedly, "It's not easy! It's really not easy I was able to meet a person like you who shares the same ideals and pursuits in the vast universe!"
The fox hero thought he had found a real "confidant", but he never thought that his "confidant" was a counterfeit at all!Like dirty clothes?That's because Zhang Huaihua thinks that women will look more attractive when they wear obscene clothes.As for simply liking to collect obscene clothes, Zhang Haohao doesn't have this hobby!Like loli?good!In fact, from the very beginning, this was a misunderstanding.As a blood-sick patient who is full of love for mature women, how could he like a strange creature like Loli?
The fox hero didn't dig deeper, but suddenly thought that it was rare for him to meet such a person who was so similar to himself. Wouldn't it be a waste of resources if he didn't let this kid inherit his mantle?Therefore, after a little hesitation, the fox hero looked at Zhang Haohao again and said, "Little fat man! Let me ask you, do you want to worship me as a teacher?"
"Adore you as a teacher? I don't want to! I was a good elder in Xuantianzong, why did I go to be your apprentice?" Zhang Hao curled his lips in disdain.
"Uh..." The fox hero was stunned for a moment, and then lured him to say, "Little fat man, do you want to think about it? Your teacher is the master of the Shennamen, or a monk at the stage of integration. If you take me as your teacher, the whole God Namen is all yours!~ Besides, I have a wonderful movement technique to pass on to you! In addition, I will also pass on my experience for many years to you, what do you think?"
"Fit body stage?!" Zhang was stunned for a while, then gasped casually, and began to think about it in his heart-a monk in the body body stage is still the master of a sect.After worshiping the fox hero as his teacher, not only can he get a lofty status, but he can also get a lot of material... Especially those years of experience have attracted Zhang Haohao's attention.A practice experience of physical training in the fit period!This thing is something that can be encountered but not sought after...
Zhang Haohao hesitated: "This... I am still the elder of Xuantianzong..."
The fox hero said: "It's not a big deal? After accepting me as your teacher, you can continue to be your elder in Xuantianzong! Moreover, I might live in Xuantianzong in the future, you and I are masters and apprentices. Both of them live in Xuantianzong, in some respects, we can communicate well..."
Zhang listened to it carefully——Okay!Calculated in this way, I have nothing to lose, on the contrary, I have picked up a huge advantage for nothing!
Zhang Haohao nodded immediately and said: "That's no problem, I am willing to worship you as my teacher!"
"Okay! Good! Good apprentice!" The fox hero said with a big smile, "You will be my apprentice from now on! If anyone dares to bully you in the future, please report my name as the fox hero! Heh heh heh! Hahahahaha..."
Below, the members of the secret team in the lava volcano area were all speechless—your sister!You two bastards, are you going or not? !I just got close to it just now, and now I'm starting to apprentice!Damn, what is this all about!
Zhang Hao changed his name and called "Master" a few times, and the fox hero who called him smiled openly.Afterwards, Zhang Haohao asked again: "Master, what... What level is our Shennamen sect? And which star field is the sect stationed in? How many planets are there in total? How many disciples are there?"
"Uh..." Hero Fox was dumb when asked by Zhang Haohao.But soon, the fox hero thought again, this guy has already become a teacher and is his apprentice, so he should tell his apprentice about the situation of the sect, right?Therefore, the fox hero coughed twice, and said: "Then what... Strictly speaking, our god Naomen is a first-class sect! As for the sect's residence, there is no one for the time being—I have one on a planet." A cave, this doesn’t count. Is there a planet, but there are still disciples... There are two in total!”
"Crack!"
Zhang Haohao only felt a loud noise above his head and a buzzing sound in his head.
Yani?What did the old guy just say?Shen Namen is a first-class sect?There is no sect resident, no planets under its jurisdiction, and even only two disciples?etc!Two disciples?
Zhang Haohao tremblingly turned to the fox hero and asked, "Master, the two disciples of Shennamen are you and me?"
The fox hero nodded earnestly, and said: "Not bad! Not bad! You are smart, and your brain is easy to use! Isn't it just the two of us! Hahahaha..."
your sister!
Zhang Haohao's face was full of bullshit in an instant--damn it!cheated!I was cheated!A sect has only two disciples, the sect master and the subordinate sect master.What kind of sect does this motherfucker set up!If it's a casual cultivator, just say it clearly, this matter is still pretending...
After Zhang Haohao collapsed for a while, he comforted himself again. This fox hero doesn't have other things in his hands, does he?Didn't he just say that he will pass on his wonderful body skills?If he has a wonderful movement technique, he can run away from whatever happens to him in the future, which is not bad!
Thinking of this, Zhang Haohao asked again: "Master, then our god... the wonderful movement technique of God Namen is..."
"Wait! I'll look for it! I'll look for it!" The fox hero rummaged through the storage ring, and finally found a jade slip with a corner missing, handed it to Zhang Haohao, and said with his head raised, "This It’s my amazing movement technique! The reason why I am so fast as a teacher is all due to this movement technique!”
Zhang Haohao pressed the jade slip on his forehead, then swept away his consciousness, and was stunned again--a beginner's entry-level movement method for monks?Isn't this the most rubbish and most rubbish kind of agility in monk civilization?How could it become a wonderful movement in this old guy's mouth?Is this the same?
Zhang Haohao read the "Wonderful Movement" word by word again, and finally, he was sure that the "Wonderful Movement" mentioned by the fox hero was just a fucking beginner's entry-level movement...
"Snapped!"
With Zhang Haohao's strength, the jade slips that had lost corners were directly crushed into jade powder by Zhang Haohao.But the fox hero blamed: "Oh! Little fat man, my dear disciple, what are you doing? When your ancestor passed this jade slip to me, you must not damage it. You see Look at you! Look at you! So careless! Why did you crush the jade slip? Fortunately! I have memorized the contents of this jade slip by heart. I'll record another copy for you..."
Zhang Haohao still had hope in his heart, and asked: "Master, may I ask how high the master's cultivation level was back then!"
The fox hero looked reminiscent: "Your master... your master was a cultivator at the peak of the Foundation Establishment stage! It's a pity that the master's talent is a little weak, and he failed to break through the golden core stage..."
Foundation building period?Are you still at the top? !
The last hope in Zhang Haohao's heart was shattered.The Jade Slip of Body Technique handed down by a monk in the Foundation Establishment Period is indeed his sister's "wonderful" ah!
The hope of the miraculous movement was shattered again, and now Zhang Haohao wished to kick the fox hero to death.But suddenly it occurred to me, it seems that the old bastard said just now that he still has his many years of enlightenment experience in his hands?Immediately, Zhang Haohao felt hopeful again.This guy only has a master at the foundation stage, but he can cultivate to the realm of the fusion stage, so his experience must be very useful!
Thinking of this, Zhang Haohao said again: "Master, the experience in your hand..."
"Experience?! That's right! This is the key! It's the most important thing!" The fox hero happily took out two pieces of jade slips, handed them to Zhang Haohao, and said, "My dear apprentice, all the master's experience over the years The experience is all in it! You must study hard and try to surpass yourself as a teacher in the future, do you understand?"
Zhang Haohao took the jade slip, pressed it on his forehead, and swept away his consciousness.Immediately, a series of "obscene clothes" and "loli" appeared in Zhang Haohao's mind.Zhang Hao’s head was hurt by these contents, and he quickly changed another jade slip, which was a series of contents such as “preservation of obscene clothes” and “identification of Lolita”…
Zhang Hao shook his head in disbelief, and then probed with his spiritual sense. After receiving the content, it was still as frustrating as ever...
Zhang Hao raised his head and asked stammeringly, "Master, did you make a mistake? Is this what you think?"
The fox hero nodded and said: "Not bad! Not bad! This is all my experience! I am all my research on taking and maintaining clothes, as well as the classification of loli and loli's preferences. And , I also specially used a piece of jade slip to record a lot of precious obscene clothes and special loli, the variety is very complete! Little fat man, you are so lucky, in the entire universe, no one is more proficient in these two things than me Come on, you will definitely be able to go further on this road in the future..."
With black lines all over his head, Zhang Haohao asked incredulously: "Master, the experience you mentioned, shouldn't it be about obscene clothes and loli?"
The fox hero said strangely: "Of course! If it's not these experiences, what else could it be?"
"What about your cultivation experience? Haven't you summed up your cultivation experience?" Zhang Hao said speechlessly.
The fox hero said disdainfully: "Cut! What's the use of summarizing such useless things?! As a monk, a monk with ideals, he can only stick to his own path, stick to his pursuit, and stick to his own path." Only by pursuing the ideals can we go further on the road of cultivation! Those cultivation experiences and so on are crooked ways and will not be considered!"
"flutter……"
Zhang Hao vomited blood directly.Is the horse a crooked way?Obviously your research is crooked, okay?It's fine if you have this special hobby, but you still have to tidy up everything in the end and pass it on to future generations?You really are a talent for his mother!
Zhang Haohao collapsed, and remembered the promise made by the fox hero just now:
The next generation of the sect master of Shennamen——damn, this is no nonsense!There are only two people in the entire sect, you are the suzerain, so the next generation suzerain will be Lao Tzu?
Shen Namen's wondrous mind method, the primary entry-level agility of a master passed down from the peak of the Foundation Establishment Stage, who couldn't even break through the Golden Core Stage.
His own experience—*** has organized it very, very completely, and can make anyone cry, but it's a pity that it's not a cultivation experience...
Calculated in this way, all the damn things that Zhang Haohao imagined in his fantasies have become floating clouds.In the end, it was an old liar who lied to himself and somehow became someone else's apprentice...
The more Zhang Hao thought about it, the more uncomfortable he felt; the more he thought about it, the more grief and indignation he felt.In the end, Zhang Haohao was angry from the heart, and the evil turned to the guts. He flew up and kicked the fox hero, and cursed: "Liar! You liar! What a god! Just change the name to God Liemen!" Forget it! Your sister! Not as bad as you..."
"Hey? Hey? Hey? Why do you beat someone! We are all anti-violence people, how can we do such a thing?!"
"Anti-violence? I'm against your sister!" Zhang Haohao said in grief and indignation, "His mother, are you so deceitful? I'm dizzy, but it's not that I don't beat people! I don't beat people because I'm afraid of them Bleeding. But now... I'm fighting with you!"
"You little fat man! What the hell are you doing? I am your master! Do you understand?! Hey? Are you still beating?"
The members of the dark group below are habitually dull!Are the two UFOs above really people?No matter how you look at them, they look like two live treasures!Don't you want to lead the way?Don't you want to go to Xuantianzong Suzerain Palace?How long has it been like this, and the two of them are still on it?At first, they got close, then became apprentices, and now they are all fighting among themselves——
talent!These are simply two talents!
"Little Fatty! Stop! Stop!" At last, the fox hero yelled to stop, and Zhang Haohao stopped his hands too tired. He looked at the fox hero with "hangchihangchi" and cursed: "Old liar!"
The fox hero said: "I said that I am not a liar... Then what, good apprentice, you can show me the way now, how about we go to the Suzerain Palace of Xuantian Sect first? After going to the Suzerain Palace, I will give you a treasure oh~~"
"Treasure?" Zhang Hao looked at the fox hero in disbelief, "You still have treasure in your hand?"
The fox hero said: "Of course! As a teacher, there are many treasures here! Hehe! Do you know why our sect is called Shen Namen? That's because our sect members are very free. If you want it, just take it away without even saying hello to the master!"
Take things away without saying hello to the owner... Isn't this fucking stealing!What kind of god takes the door, just change the name to the god thief door——
good!I have to say that Zhang Hao's ability to speculate is really good.Shen Namen is just the name of the fox hero to his own sect. Anyone who knows Shen Namen is generally called God Thief—for example, He Linhua.
However, Zhang Haohao's eyes lit up again immediately, and he was very excited——My master is a thief, and he is also a thief in the fusion stage, so there may be many strange treasures in his hands!Which one of the treasures that can be admired by monks in the fit stage is simple?My master casually gave himself one of the things he "brought", and that was enough for him to drool!
After thinking about it, Zhang Haohao gritted his teeth and said, "Okay! Then it's a deal! But let's talk about it first. If you don't give me the treasure at that time, I will betray the teacher and not be your apprentice." Already!"
"Okay, okay! No problem! Humph! Little fat man, don't worry! Your master has a lot of treasures here!" The fox hero raised his head proudly, like a victorious rooster.
Zhang Haohao nodded and said: "I hope so! Master, the Xuantian Sect Suzerain Palace is in that direction, and I will guide you..."
As he spoke, Zhang Hao flew forward, but he was caught by the fox hero before he flew too far, and shouted: "Little fat man, your speed is too slow! Just point to the direction, and I can fly there easily." Come on? Let's - let's go!"
As soon as the voice fell, only a "swipe" sound was heard, and the two of them had disappeared from the air.
But Zhang Hao only felt that the scenery in front of him was changing rapidly, and he couldn't even see clearly.Then there was a sudden pause, and Zhang Haohao found out strangely that he had been standing in a starry sky at some point...
Next to him, the fox hero grinned and scratched his head, muttering, "Damn it! Why did you fly into outer space again? Kid, are you pointing in the wrong direction? Let's fly back and start over!"
While talking, the fox hero moved again, and Zhang Haohao felt the scene in front of him change for a while. When he stopped, he was surprised to find that he had appeared in the sky above the lava volcano area again, even the location Nothing has changed at all... h! ~!
The fox hero wailed in pain for a while, then suddenly his consciousness swept away, and he said strangely: "Why are there so many little guys down there? Why haven't I noticed?" Actually, it wasn't the fox hero at all. He didn't find them, but he always wanted to rush to Xuantianzong Suzerain Palace to see little Lolita, and he didn't care about the surroundings at all.Now disheartened, with a "casual" sweep of his consciousness, he discovered that there was someone below...
Those "little guys" in the mouth of the fox hero are naturally the people who secretly tortured Zhang Haohao, and Zhang Haohao.
After the staff of the dark team found the fox hero in the air, they were afraid that they would make some noise and be noticed by the fox hero, and they would kill them, so they didn't dare to move, waiting for the fox hero to leave.It's a pity that they never imagined that above the headspace, there would be a super big road idiot, and he was the kind of person who would return to the original point as soon as he lost his way.As a result, they waited for a whole day below, and they didn't see the fox hero really leave.As for torturing the god horse, it's even more floating clouds!
After the fox hero discovered the people below, he suddenly slapped his forehead and said, "I'm really stupid! Go find someone below, then you'll be fine..."
Thinking about it, the fox hero flickered and appeared in front of all the people in the dark group.The people in the secret group were startled when they saw the fox hero suddenly flying in front of them, and quickly put on a defensive posture, and one person asked vigilantly: "Senior, we are here , what you have done has nothing to do with seniors, and please seniors not to have the same knowledge as us juniors."
The fox hero waved his hands with a smile and said, "Hahaha! I don't care! I don't care——I just came down to ask you the way."
"Ask for directions?" All the people in the secret group were stunned.
The fox hero smiled and nodded again and again: "Yes, yes! Just! I'm sorry to get lost here. It's been a day and I haven't found the place yet..."
"..." The people in the dark group were speechless together, and couldn't help but feel that their brains were not enough-you got lost here, it's been a whole day?Did your sister make a mistake?It's so empty here, and there's no formations or anything, you can fly away with just a fly, how can you get lost?How can there be such a talent in this world?
The female cultivator who once aimed at Zhang Haohao's chrysanthemum with a cucumber twitched her mouth and asked, "So, seniors are not going to wait with me..."
"Who are you, I'm too lazy to answer! I just want to ask the way, whoever of you knows the way, just show me the way." The fox hero waved his hand, not waiting for the female cultivator to finish speaking.
Everyone in the dark group looked at each other, and then another person said: "Senior, may I ask... Excuse me... where are you going?"
"Xuantianzong Sect Master Palace, who of you knows? Just let someone you know show me the way." The fox hero finished speaking decisively, and black lines appeared on the heads of the members of the dark group at the same time—— of!They thought that this person was lost and was going to a small planet in outer space, and couldn't find his way!After working for a long time, the place he was looking for was on Xuantian Star, and it was also the landmark building of Xuantianzong!your sister!Just to go to such a place, you can get lost in the top of your head for a day? !Even if you fly faster, can you still find the ground?
The fox hero saw that everyone was silent, and said again: "No? You don't even know the way?"
"I... I know the way! I know how to get to the Suzerain's Palace! Senior, I will guide you!" Suddenly, Zhang Haohao, who was stripped into a beam of light and tied up with a naked hand, shouted eagerly.
The fox hero's eyes lit up, and he said: "You know the way? Then you come and lead me!" While speaking, the fox hero flickered, and he had already arrived in front of Zhang Haohao. He stretched out his hand and grabbed Zhang Haohao's body. The bindings were all torn off, and he said strangely: "Boy, the clothes you were wearing just now are very strange! Just a few ropes are tied together, and everything that should be leaked and what shouldn't be leaked out. Is it true that the monks are civilized recently? Has the fashion trend changed again?”
Zhang Haohao burst into tears when the fox hero said this: "Your sister! I was caught, stripped naked, and tied up, okay?"
"Hey! I don't care so much! I think you are very pleasing to the eye, so you will lead me the way..."
It wasn't until Hero Fox finished saying this that the members of the secret team came to their senses and said urgently: "Senior! No! This person is very important to us, and he cannot lead the way for Senior!"
When the fox hero heard this, his face turned pale: "What do you mean? I finally found someone who knew the way, and you still don't let him lead me the way, are you looking for trouble?" When the fox hero spoke, he was full of momentum It was released, and pressed towards the members of the dark team.
The members of the dark team just felt that a star field was pressing towards them, and they were shocked.One of them hastily cupped his hands and said: "Senior! We have absolutely no intention of this! This person is really important to us. Moreover, each of us knows the way to Xuantianzong's Suzerain Palace. I will send two people to Senior Lead the way, what do you think, senior?"
"No way!" The fox hero shook his head, looked at the speaker with contempt, and said, "You think I'm an idiot! I just asked you the way, and none of you know the way. Now I'm looking for someone who knows the way." , you all know the way? Do you think I am so stupid?"
The members of the dark group collapsed together——Your sister!When did we say we don't know the way?We are just shocked by the actions of a person who can get lost for a day, and we haven't recovered for a while, okay?Damn, with your IQ, whoever is stupid if you are not stupid!
"Huh! Just you guys? Don't try to lie to me!" The fox hero said, pulling the naked Zhang and said, "Boy, you lead me the way! Huh? Why don't you wear clothes? Put on clothes quickly !"
"Okay...okay!" Zhang Hao quickly found out a piece of clothing, put it on, and was about to leave with Hero Fox.
Those secret team members hesitated for a while, and finally they gradually closed up, blocked the fox hero's way, and said: "Senior, you'd better let go of this fat man. If you take this fat man away now, I'm afraid It will bring big trouble to yourself, your friends and family in the future."
"Huh? Are you threatening me?" The fox hero's face turned cold, and he stared coldly at the people in the secret group.
The man cupped his hands and said: "Don't dare! It's just that this person is really important to us. Senior, as long as you let go of this fat man, we will immediately send two people to take you to the Xuantian Sect Suzerain Palace, and we will also give senior a copy Great gift. Otherwise, seniors will have to be careful in the future."
"Wow! I'm so scared!" The fox hero pretended to be crazy and yelled a few words, then dragged Zhang away and left, "Little fat man, show me the way."
"Senior! Please respect yourself." The man didn't expect that the fox hero left without even thinking about it.Seeing that the fox hero was about to disappear, the man snorted coldly, with a stern face, and said, "Everyone do it! Stop him!"
"Yes!" The members of the dark team responded together, and then regardless of whether they could fight or not, a group of people rushed forward, using various attack methods, and attacked the fox hero.
The fox hero didn't even bother to hide, he just stood there in a daze.The members of the secret team were secretly happy when they saw that the fox hero was still motionless.Their secret group is an organization for espionage and assassination. Although the strength of the organization varies, when they launch an attack, their attack power is very strong.The fox hero is now entrusted with a big attack by a group of their killers. In their thinking, even if the fox hero does not die this time, he will be severely disabled!A severely disabled monk in the fusion stage, and these people should join forces to fight against the enemy, and after sacrificing one or two people, they should be able to successfully kill or force the fox hero back.At that time, Zhang Haohao will naturally fall into their hands...
A wave of attacks hit Hero Fox, and after a series of bangs, the attack stopped, and the figure of Hero Fox appeared from the colorful spiritual power, scratching coquettishly. Whispering his ears, he said: "Oh! What are you doing? Kill people if you don't agree with each other? The quality is too low? I hate people who say that they can't talk! I am an anti-violence who opposes any form of violence. Staff, do you understand? Do you understand?"
Seeing the heroic fox with a handsome appearance, the members of the secret team were stunned—now, the heroic fox looks, let alone broke the skin, with so many people attacking together, he didn't even break his clothes!
"Body...body...body cultivation?" Suddenly, a member of the secret team stammered out such a word.
All of a sudden, a group of dark team members collapsed—the physical training during the integration period?How thick is his skin!As for a group of secret team members in the distraction and out-of-body periods, even if they are exhausted, they may not be able to break through their skin?
"Scatter! Escape!" Soon, a person presumably the leader gave an order, and all the members of the secret group began to disperse and flee.It's true that they are assassins, and it's true that they all want to die.However, this is only when facing someone who can beat.If there is an impenetrable fortress in front of them, they will not carry out suicide attacks in vain, but will choose to flee immediately to preserve their vitality.
"Escape? Who told you to escape? Come back to me!"
Almost instantly, the fox hero moved, and suddenly divided into four, flying towards the surroundings at a very fast speed.In just a few seconds, those members of the secret group who had escaped far away were all thrown back by the fox hero - it is true that the fox hero does not use violence, but lifting people up is not violence category.
The members of the dark group were sneaked back one by one. After seeing the terrifying speed of the fox hero, they all had no intention of escaping.One said coldly: "You killed us!"
"Kill you guys? Why should I kill people? I'm an anti-violence monk! How can I kill people casually? You look down on me too much?!" The fox hero curled his lips and said, "You are all waiting here , When did I leave, you can leave!"
After the fox hero finished speaking, he looked at Zhang Haohao again and said, "Little fat man, show me the way!"
"Hey... hey..." Zhang Hao looked at the fox hero with an air of admiration, "Senior, you are a physical practitioner!"
"That's right! Hey? You're also a physical cultivator?" The fox hero's eyes lit up, he pinched his mouth, and said, "Seeing that you are not very old, you are already in the Nascent Soul stage. You must be very hard at cultivation? Little Fatty , It’s not that I’m talking about you, you don’t have to put too much effort into cultivating magical horses, as monks, the most important thing for us is to always hold on to our beliefs and have our own way, do you understand?”
"I don't understand!" Zhang Hao replied very decisively, and then said with admiration, "Just now I heard from the senior that you are against violence?"
"Hmm! I hate people who fight and kill horses!" After the fox hero finished speaking, he looked at Zhang Haohao and said, "What's the matter? Boy! Could it be that you also..."
Zhang Haohao slapped his thigh and burst into tears, "Senior! A fellow! A fellow! I also oppose violent opposition to death! I also think that it is very, very Very annoying!"
"You...you are also against violence? Good boy! Good boy!" Hero Fox's eyes lit up, listening to Zhang Haohao's words of "a fellow man", he just felt like he had met his lifelong confidant, "I just don't understand, In the current world of comprehension, why do everyone only like to fight and kill? Don’t they have other pursuits? Life is so beautiful, but they all waste a lot of time on fighting and killing. It is an insult to us monks! The monks yearn for the way of heaven, they only care about killing, and they don't even know what their own way of heaven is, so how can they achieve anything in the future?"
The fox hero babbled a lot, explaining his anti-violence thinking in detail.
And Zhang Haohao was stunned by such a big call from the fox hero, and felt baffled, isn't it anti-violence, and it has become a system?Isn't it just that as a patient with blood sickness, you can't see blood at all, so you are anti-violent?Zhang Haohao said: "This senior! This senior! Excuse me... Excuse me! Then what, are you dizzy too?"
"Bloodsickness? What kind of bloodsickness do I have? It's inexplicable! As a monk, even if you are against violence, you can't get bloodsickness! Can those idiots who fainted blood be considered monks?" Kill Zhang Haohao directly.
Zhang Hao immediately burst into tears - your sister!Even if you don't feel dizzy, you don't have to be so disgusting?What happened to the patient with haloemia?Why is everyone discriminating against me?bully me?Uh...except for that bad old man Gua Wang...
After the fox hero scolded him, he looked at Zhang Haohao suspiciously again, and asked, "Are you dizzy?"
He nodded very resentfully.
"Ah? Hahahahahahahahaha! You are actually dizzy with blood? Hahahaha! It's so funny! In the monk civilization, there are actually monks with blood dizziness? I laughed to death! I almost laughed to death! Hahahahaha ..." After the fox hero laughed out loud, he patted a picture very proudly and said, "Boy! I didn't expect to meet an anti-violence person here, or hang out with me in the future!"
"No!" Zhang Hao shook his head without hesitation, and said, "I have a boss! My boss is Tsinghua, the suzerain of Xuantian Sect! I have a very good life in Xuantian Sect!"
"Huh?" The fox hero looked at Zhang Haohao strangely, "Are you under the boy of Tsinghua University?"
"Of course! I am the elder of Xuantianzong, in charge of Xuantianzong's logistics, finances, etc.! What's the matter? Do you know my boss?" Zhang Haohao asked strangely.
The fox hero nodded and said: "Of course! When I went to get the things, the Tsinghua boy even helped me pass the whistle!" The fox hero paused, and then said: "I lived in your Xuantianzong Three days, just a few days ago..."
"Have you ever lived in Xuantianzong?" Zhang Hao was curious in his heart—strange, why hadn't he seen this old guy before?
The fox hero was also wondering in his heart—strange, he has seen almost all the elders of Xuantianzong, why hasn't he seen this little fat man?
Both of them were suspicious in their hearts, but they never thought about it.The two of them, one "working" in the room all day, and the other dancing striptease with a group of little lolitas all day, how could there be a chance to meet?
However, the two began to think about it at the same time.Hero Fox thought in his heart, if he wants to stay in Xuantianzong in the future and live a life of dancing with little Lolita every day, he must have a good relationship with the people of Xuantianzong!But Zhang Haohao thought, since this person can be a guest in Xuantianzong, he must have a good relationship with He Linhua. As He Linhua's younger brother, he naturally has a good relationship with the boss' guests.
Under the two's respective thoughts, Zhang Haohao first said: "I am Zhang Haohao, the elder of Xuantianzong. It's a pleasure to meet you!"
"I'm the master of the Shennamen, the fox hero. I've seen you for a long time!" The fox hero also said his name, which was regarded as a greeting.
Then, both of them laughed tacitly.
The large number of secret team members in Qin's parent's room below, seeing Zhang Haohao and the fox hero actually starting to reminisce in the air, all of them were very broken-damn it!Aren't they leaving?How come it's been so long and you still haven't left?
The fox hero said: "Little fat man! I'm not afraid to tell you that I have a very good relationship with you Xuantianzong Tsinghua boy! If you have any embarrassing things in the future, you can tell me, and I will try my best to let the Tsinghua boy handle it for you— ―In the vast universe, it is really not easy to meet such an anti-violence person like you..." The fox hero said, suddenly remembered something, and asked: "By the way, little fat man, do you like it?" Don't you like obscene clothes?"
"The obscene clothes?" Zhang Haohao's eyes lit up, and he unconsciously thought of a lot of beauties wearing transparent obscene clothes, showing the appearance of three points at the top and bottom, "Of course I like it! The obscene clothes are the most loving Already!"
Women, it's not good to be naked, the half-covered feeling makes people feel that they can't resist the temptation!
Hearing Zhang Haohao's words, the fox hero held Zhang Haohao's hand very excitedly, and shouted: "You also like obscene clothes?! You are a fellow! You are a fellow!"
"Where! Where!" Zhang Haohao said hastily, "I'm just telling the truth, the clothes are indeed very loving. Think about it! A group of beauties are only wearing the clothes, walking slowly towards..."
"It's so tempting! It's so tempting..." The fox hero yelled for a while, then looked at Zhang Haohao and said, "What about the little loli? Do you like it?"
"Lolita?" Zhang Haohao frowned. In his opinion, Lolita is a virgin. As a patient with bloodsickness, how could he have love for a creature like a virgin?However, seeing the very intoxicated appearance of the fox hero, Zhang Haohao still said tactfully: "This...it depends on the breed - actually, compared with loli, I like mature women more."
There are only two types of varieties in Zhang Haohua.One is a virgin ~ female loli, and the other is a right and wrong virgin ~ female loli.Virgin ~ female loli is amazing, the most annoying!As for the non-virgin~ female loli... at some point, he can also consider things like raising a loli...
"You even researched the varieties of loli?! Oh my god! Oh my god! You are in the same way! You are in the same way!" The fox hero was about to jump up excitedly, "It's not easy! It's really not easy I was able to meet a person like you who shares the same ideals and pursuits in the vast universe!"
The fox hero thought he had found a real "confidant", but he never thought that his "confidant" was a counterfeit at all!Like dirty clothes?That's because Zhang Huaihua thinks that women will look more attractive when they wear obscene clothes.As for simply liking to collect obscene clothes, Zhang Haohao doesn't have this hobby!Like loli?good!In fact, from the very beginning, this was a misunderstanding.As a blood-sick patient who is full of love for mature women, how could he like a strange creature like Loli?
The fox hero didn't dig deeper, but suddenly thought that it was rare for him to meet such a person who was so similar to himself. Wouldn't it be a waste of resources if he didn't let this kid inherit his mantle?Therefore, after a little hesitation, the fox hero looked at Zhang Haohao again and said, "Little fat man! Let me ask you, do you want to worship me as a teacher?"
"Adore you as a teacher? I don't want to! I was a good elder in Xuantianzong, why did I go to be your apprentice?" Zhang Hao curled his lips in disdain.
"Uh..." The fox hero was stunned for a moment, and then lured him to say, "Little fat man, do you want to think about it? Your teacher is the master of the Shennamen, or a monk at the stage of integration. If you take me as your teacher, the whole God Namen is all yours!~ Besides, I have a wonderful movement technique to pass on to you! In addition, I will also pass on my experience for many years to you, what do you think?"
"Fit body stage?!" Zhang was stunned for a while, then gasped casually, and began to think about it in his heart-a monk in the body body stage is still the master of a sect.After worshiping the fox hero as his teacher, not only can he get a lofty status, but he can also get a lot of material... Especially those years of experience have attracted Zhang Haohao's attention.A practice experience of physical training in the fit period!This thing is something that can be encountered but not sought after...
Zhang Haohao hesitated: "This... I am still the elder of Xuantianzong..."
The fox hero said: "It's not a big deal? After accepting me as your teacher, you can continue to be your elder in Xuantianzong! Moreover, I might live in Xuantianzong in the future, you and I are masters and apprentices. Both of them live in Xuantianzong, in some respects, we can communicate well..."
Zhang listened to it carefully——Okay!Calculated in this way, I have nothing to lose, on the contrary, I have picked up a huge advantage for nothing!
Zhang Haohao nodded immediately and said: "That's no problem, I am willing to worship you as my teacher!"
"Okay! Good! Good apprentice!" The fox hero said with a big smile, "You will be my apprentice from now on! If anyone dares to bully you in the future, please report my name as the fox hero! Heh heh heh! Hahahahaha..."
Below, the members of the secret team in the lava volcano area were all speechless—your sister!You two bastards, are you going or not? !I just got close to it just now, and now I'm starting to apprentice!Damn, what is this all about!
Zhang Hao changed his name and called "Master" a few times, and the fox hero who called him smiled openly.Afterwards, Zhang Haohao asked again: "Master, what... What level is our Shennamen sect? And which star field is the sect stationed in? How many planets are there in total? How many disciples are there?"
"Uh..." Hero Fox was dumb when asked by Zhang Haohao.But soon, the fox hero thought again, this guy has already become a teacher and is his apprentice, so he should tell his apprentice about the situation of the sect, right?Therefore, the fox hero coughed twice, and said: "Then what... Strictly speaking, our god Naomen is a first-class sect! As for the sect's residence, there is no one for the time being—I have one on a planet." A cave, this doesn’t count. Is there a planet, but there are still disciples... There are two in total!”
"Crack!"
Zhang Haohao only felt a loud noise above his head and a buzzing sound in his head.
Yani?What did the old guy just say?Shen Namen is a first-class sect?There is no sect resident, no planets under its jurisdiction, and even only two disciples?etc!Two disciples?
Zhang Haohao tremblingly turned to the fox hero and asked, "Master, the two disciples of Shennamen are you and me?"
The fox hero nodded earnestly, and said: "Not bad! Not bad! You are smart, and your brain is easy to use! Isn't it just the two of us! Hahahaha..."
your sister!
Zhang Haohao's face was full of bullshit in an instant--damn it!cheated!I was cheated!A sect has only two disciples, the sect master and the subordinate sect master.What kind of sect does this motherfucker set up!If it's a casual cultivator, just say it clearly, this matter is still pretending...
After Zhang Haohao collapsed for a while, he comforted himself again. This fox hero doesn't have other things in his hands, does he?Didn't he just say that he will pass on his wonderful body skills?If he has a wonderful movement technique, he can run away from whatever happens to him in the future, which is not bad!
Thinking of this, Zhang Haohao asked again: "Master, then our god... the wonderful movement technique of God Namen is..."
"Wait! I'll look for it! I'll look for it!" The fox hero rummaged through the storage ring, and finally found a jade slip with a corner missing, handed it to Zhang Haohao, and said with his head raised, "This It’s my amazing movement technique! The reason why I am so fast as a teacher is all due to this movement technique!”
Zhang Haohao pressed the jade slip on his forehead, then swept away his consciousness, and was stunned again--a beginner's entry-level movement method for monks?Isn't this the most rubbish and most rubbish kind of agility in monk civilization?How could it become a wonderful movement in this old guy's mouth?Is this the same?
Zhang Haohao read the "Wonderful Movement" word by word again, and finally, he was sure that the "Wonderful Movement" mentioned by the fox hero was just a fucking beginner's entry-level movement...
"Snapped!"
With Zhang Haohao's strength, the jade slips that had lost corners were directly crushed into jade powder by Zhang Haohao.But the fox hero blamed: "Oh! Little fat man, my dear disciple, what are you doing? When your ancestor passed this jade slip to me, you must not damage it. You see Look at you! Look at you! So careless! Why did you crush the jade slip? Fortunately! I have memorized the contents of this jade slip by heart. I'll record another copy for you..."
Zhang Haohao still had hope in his heart, and asked: "Master, may I ask how high the master's cultivation level was back then!"
The fox hero looked reminiscent: "Your master... your master was a cultivator at the peak of the Foundation Establishment stage! It's a pity that the master's talent is a little weak, and he failed to break through the golden core stage..."
Foundation building period?Are you still at the top? !
The last hope in Zhang Haohao's heart was shattered.The Jade Slip of Body Technique handed down by a monk in the Foundation Establishment Period is indeed his sister's "wonderful" ah!
The hope of the miraculous movement was shattered again, and now Zhang Haohao wished to kick the fox hero to death.But suddenly it occurred to me, it seems that the old bastard said just now that he still has his many years of enlightenment experience in his hands?Immediately, Zhang Haohao felt hopeful again.This guy only has a master at the foundation stage, but he can cultivate to the realm of the fusion stage, so his experience must be very useful!
Thinking of this, Zhang Haohao said again: "Master, the experience in your hand..."
"Experience?! That's right! This is the key! It's the most important thing!" The fox hero happily took out two pieces of jade slips, handed them to Zhang Haohao, and said, "My dear apprentice, all the master's experience over the years The experience is all in it! You must study hard and try to surpass yourself as a teacher in the future, do you understand?"
Zhang Haohao took the jade slip, pressed it on his forehead, and swept away his consciousness.Immediately, a series of "obscene clothes" and "loli" appeared in Zhang Haohao's mind.Zhang Hao’s head was hurt by these contents, and he quickly changed another jade slip, which was a series of contents such as “preservation of obscene clothes” and “identification of Lolita”…
Zhang Hao shook his head in disbelief, and then probed with his spiritual sense. After receiving the content, it was still as frustrating as ever...
Zhang Hao raised his head and asked stammeringly, "Master, did you make a mistake? Is this what you think?"
The fox hero nodded and said: "Not bad! Not bad! This is all my experience! I am all my research on taking and maintaining clothes, as well as the classification of loli and loli's preferences. And , I also specially used a piece of jade slip to record a lot of precious obscene clothes and special loli, the variety is very complete! Little fat man, you are so lucky, in the entire universe, no one is more proficient in these two things than me Come on, you will definitely be able to go further on this road in the future..."
With black lines all over his head, Zhang Haohao asked incredulously: "Master, the experience you mentioned, shouldn't it be about obscene clothes and loli?"
The fox hero said strangely: "Of course! If it's not these experiences, what else could it be?"
"What about your cultivation experience? Haven't you summed up your cultivation experience?" Zhang Hao said speechlessly.
The fox hero said disdainfully: "Cut! What's the use of summarizing such useless things?! As a monk, a monk with ideals, he can only stick to his own path, stick to his pursuit, and stick to his own path." Only by pursuing the ideals can we go further on the road of cultivation! Those cultivation experiences and so on are crooked ways and will not be considered!"
"flutter……"
Zhang Hao vomited blood directly.Is the horse a crooked way?Obviously your research is crooked, okay?It's fine if you have this special hobby, but you still have to tidy up everything in the end and pass it on to future generations?You really are a talent for his mother!
Zhang Haohao collapsed, and remembered the promise made by the fox hero just now:
The next generation of the sect master of Shennamen——damn, this is no nonsense!There are only two people in the entire sect, you are the suzerain, so the next generation suzerain will be Lao Tzu?
Shen Namen's wondrous mind method, the primary entry-level agility of a master passed down from the peak of the Foundation Establishment Stage, who couldn't even break through the Golden Core Stage.
His own experience—*** has organized it very, very completely, and can make anyone cry, but it's a pity that it's not a cultivation experience...
Calculated in this way, all the damn things that Zhang Haohao imagined in his fantasies have become floating clouds.In the end, it was an old liar who lied to himself and somehow became someone else's apprentice...
The more Zhang Hao thought about it, the more uncomfortable he felt; the more he thought about it, the more grief and indignation he felt.In the end, Zhang Haohao was angry from the heart, and the evil turned to the guts. He flew up and kicked the fox hero, and cursed: "Liar! You liar! What a god! Just change the name to God Liemen!" Forget it! Your sister! Not as bad as you..."
"Hey? Hey? Hey? Why do you beat someone! We are all anti-violence people, how can we do such a thing?!"
"Anti-violence? I'm against your sister!" Zhang Haohao said in grief and indignation, "His mother, are you so deceitful? I'm dizzy, but it's not that I don't beat people! I don't beat people because I'm afraid of them Bleeding. But now... I'm fighting with you!"
"You little fat man! What the hell are you doing? I am your master! Do you understand?! Hey? Are you still beating?"
The members of the dark group below are habitually dull!Are the two UFOs above really people?No matter how you look at them, they look like two live treasures!Don't you want to lead the way?Don't you want to go to Xuantianzong Suzerain Palace?How long has it been like this, and the two of them are still on it?At first, they got close, then became apprentices, and now they are all fighting among themselves——
talent!These are simply two talents!
"Little Fatty! Stop! Stop!" At last, the fox hero yelled to stop, and Zhang Haohao stopped his hands too tired. He looked at the fox hero with "hangchihangchi" and cursed: "Old liar!"
The fox hero said: "I said that I am not a liar... Then what, good apprentice, you can show me the way now, how about we go to the Suzerain Palace of Xuantian Sect first? After going to the Suzerain Palace, I will give you a treasure oh~~"
"Treasure?" Zhang Hao looked at the fox hero in disbelief, "You still have treasure in your hand?"
The fox hero said: "Of course! As a teacher, there are many treasures here! Hehe! Do you know why our sect is called Shen Namen? That's because our sect members are very free. If you want it, just take it away without even saying hello to the master!"
Take things away without saying hello to the owner... Isn't this fucking stealing!What kind of god takes the door, just change the name to the god thief door——
good!I have to say that Zhang Hao's ability to speculate is really good.Shen Namen is just the name of the fox hero to his own sect. Anyone who knows Shen Namen is generally called God Thief—for example, He Linhua.
However, Zhang Haohao's eyes lit up again immediately, and he was very excited——My master is a thief, and he is also a thief in the fusion stage, so there may be many strange treasures in his hands!Which one of the treasures that can be admired by monks in the fit stage is simple?My master casually gave himself one of the things he "brought", and that was enough for him to drool!
After thinking about it, Zhang Haohao gritted his teeth and said, "Okay! Then it's a deal! But let's talk about it first. If you don't give me the treasure at that time, I will betray the teacher and not be your apprentice." Already!"
"Okay, okay! No problem! Humph! Little fat man, don't worry! Your master has a lot of treasures here!" The fox hero raised his head proudly, like a victorious rooster.
Zhang Haohao nodded and said: "I hope so! Master, the Xuantian Sect Suzerain Palace is in that direction, and I will guide you..."
As he spoke, Zhang Hao flew forward, but he was caught by the fox hero before he flew too far, and shouted: "Little fat man, your speed is too slow! Just point to the direction, and I can fly there easily." Come on? Let's - let's go!"
As soon as the voice fell, only a "swipe" sound was heard, and the two of them had disappeared from the air.
But Zhang Hao only felt that the scenery in front of him was changing rapidly, and he couldn't even see clearly.Then there was a sudden pause, and Zhang Haohao found out strangely that he had been standing in a starry sky at some point...
Next to him, the fox hero grinned and scratched his head, muttering, "Damn it! Why did you fly into outer space again? Kid, are you pointing in the wrong direction? Let's fly back and start over!"
While talking, the fox hero moved again, and Zhang Haohao felt the scene in front of him change for a while. When he stopped, he was surprised to find that he had appeared in the sky above the lava volcano area again, even the location Nothing has changed at all... h! ~!
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