Cultivating ghosts and immortals

If you want to say that the most troublesome people under He Linhua are definitely the three idiots, Gua Wang, Zhang Haohao and Fox Hero!One of these three idiots is a well-known unlucky ghost who can only rely on He Linhua's lucky charm to maintain a normal life all day long, and all kinds of tragedies will happen if he is not careful; The women are too lazy to come out; and the worst thing is the fox hero, a loli lover, no matter where he looks like, this guy is not a good person?

Originally, if these three guys were locked in his space by He Linhua, even if they wanted to make trouble, they wouldn't be able to make much trouble. ( ) Gua Wang is limited in his range of activities. Even if he really wants to be unlucky, it is just bad luck on a certain planet; There is no mature woman, there is no loli, and even if the two of them have some bastard ideas, they have no object to implement.Therefore, the current situation of the two of them can be said to be very stable.But if these three guys are released, hmm... This situation seems to be not normal, it's hard to say!

Hu Yufei, Bei Gongyan, and Qi Eryanna just came out and are still complaining about He Linhua? These three guys have already called out "Ula Ula" one by one.This guy Zhang Haohao twisted his fat body and looked at the sky with tears streaming down his face, saying: "Woooooo... I, I, I... I finally got out of that ghost place! My mature woman! My mature woman! I am so big The harem can't just forget it like this! I'm going to find a mature woman! A mature woman!"

The fox hero also immediately said righteously next to Zhang Haohao: "I said, my good apprentice, how many times do you have to let the old man tell you before you can remember! You have to remember the most domineering forever in this world." If it’s not a mature woman, then there are only lolis! You have to know that only lolis are considered the purest life in this world! Hmm... Now that the old man has come out this time, he must look for a lot of little lolis everywhere! It’s been a long time Little Lolita danced for me, and I felt that my life was meaningless..."

Compared with these two people, the hexagram king Tan Fei can be said to be the most normal one.He aimed left and right, and finally came to He Linhua.Asked in a low voice: "He Linhua boy, is this the chaotic star field you mentioned? There should be no danger in this kind of place?"

He Linhua had just finished speaking. He Linhua had not had time to open his mouth. The two guys, the fox hero, had already flew to He Linhua's side. The fox hero first said: "Tsinghua boy, I think the environment here seems to be pretty good. Like this Kind of place. There must be many beautiful and lovely original ecological little lolis. I decided that I will go find a lot of little lolis now. How about you see it? Well! And my precious apprentice Zhang Haohao also wants it Come with me to look for little Lolita, and when we find Lolita back, we must bring the two of us back to your space..."

"Uh..." He Linhua unconsciously had black lines popping out of his forehead - yah, bah!This common saying is really fucking true!Dogs can't change eating shit!This bullshit fox hero has just emerged. (Loli! It’s said that the reason why He Linhua left the fox hero at the beginning was purely for borrowing strength. For this reason, he also specially found some little loli for the fox hero. It is specially used to meet the perverted needs of this pervert But later, He Linhua's strength was high enough, so he wanted to drive this guy away from his Xuantianzong, but this guy seemed to be begging for no reason and would never leave! Damn it! What's the matter!

He Linhua was about to open his mouth to scold the fox hero, but Zhang Haohao immediately started to scold the fox hero again: "You old bastard, how many times have I said this? I don't have you as a master at all! Damn You, a lolicon ghost, are willing to be your apprentice!" After Zhang scolded, he immediately turned to look at He Linhua.He smiled flatteringly and said, "Boss, boss, you should know that I am your most loyal little brother! From the very beginning, little brother, I have been with you, boss, how could I have such a perverted hobby with this old guy? Boss. I believe you should also understand what's so good about this loli. Mature women are the real king! This time, I beg the boss to go out and seduce some mature women back. At that time, the boss must let the younger brother bring them back to the space Inside! Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo and…

"I'll fuck you two perverts!" He Linhua rolled his eyes speechlessly and kicked Fox Hero and Zhang Haohao aside.

After these two guys were kicked away by He Linhua, You Zi still felt uncomfortable.The two actually scolded each other again. You said "lolicon" and I called "mature woman control".All in all, these two guys are just too fucking noisy.

The Gua King suffered a lot because of these two guys. At this time, he didn't bother and looked at He Linhua and said, "He Linhua boy should be safe in this chaotic star field? I don't know how to hold back in the space. How long has it been. If it’s safe here, I’ll take a stroll outside and take a rest, what do you think?”

At this time, He Linhua was dizzy from being quarreled by Fox Hero and Zhang Haohao. He pointed to Fox Hero and Zhang Haohao and said, "If you want to go, you can go. But when you leave, take them away first." Take two away too. These two guys are just too noisy to let people stop!"

The Gua King nodded excitedly when he heard the words, then flew to the side of Fox Hero and Zhang Haohao and said with a smile: "Okay, Fox Hero Zhang Haohao, you two, stop arguing. Whether it's a mature woman or a loli, you don't care. That's it? Now this opportunity is hard to come by, let's hurry up and go shopping around together, what do you think?"

Zhang Haohao and Fox Hero were arguing comfortably at this time. Hearing that Gua Wang also ran forward to meddle, he suddenly felt upset.Also, what does the Gua King mean by what he said earlier—what is meant by "no matter if it's a mature woman or a loli or something" as long as you like it?Are these words too narrow?How can a hobby like lolicon and mature woman control only involve one or two people?This kind of thinking must be spread out immediately with a fearless spirit!

The words of the Gu King made these two bastards feel very uncomfortable.So for a moment, Zhang Haohao and the fox hero looked at each other and said at the same time: "Humph! You old scumbag. You are in charge of our two affairs? Let me die!" After the words, Zhang Haohao and the fox hero The two also stretched out their hands at the same time, and two doom talismans enveloped the Gu King's forehead at the same time...

"Uh..." Guawang swallowed with great difficulty when he saw the two doom talismans disappearing from his forehead—how could he himself not understand the situation of Guawang?Usually protected by lucky charms.Others see him as an ordinary person, of course.But if the effect of the lucky charm disappears, how can he, who has the title of the lone star of the evil spirit, be safe in the eyes of so many people?

Almost at the same time, Gua Wang noticed that the people around him were looking at him more and more unkindly from the original spectator.That feeling is like the little sheep stared at by countless hungry wolves...

"Gudong..." Gua Wang swallowed again with difficulty.Then without saying a word, he flew directly to the outside of the small courtyard - if he continued to stay in this kind of place.The result... Gua Wang couldn't be more clear in his heart!

However, the movement of the Gua King was obviously a step slower, and then Zhang Haohao and the fox hero had already dragged the Gua King down with one leg, and then Zhang Haohao yelled: "Damn it! How dare this old bastard interfere with it?" The matter with Lao Tzu! Now I see him getting more and more unpleasant! Everyone! Beat him!" Then Zhang Haohao kicked the Gua King in the face. The foot flew away from the mouth of the Gua King!

The fox hero also immediately followed.Immediately, he kicked over and cursed: "That's right! Damn it! This is the difference in preferences between our two masters and apprentices, and what's preventing this old guy from casually provoking the relationship between other people's masters and apprentices? he!"

The people around didn't stand for long. After the Gua King started being besieged.The people around also started punching and kicking slowly—this group activity of Xuantianzong seems to have been preserved even in the chaotic star field!

"Uh..." He Linhua saw as many black lines on his forehead as he wanted!He looked around him again, it seemed that everyone had rushed over to beat someone, his three wives were already kicking the Gua King's head inside, his parents and others were throwing spells at the Gua King's body, even Fox Zun and Dragon Both Ning and Ning went over and beat the Gua Wang violently... He Linhua looked at the Gua Wang who was beaten so hard that he couldn't even breathe, and he couldn't help but also went forward and kicked him twice - um... This feeling is as refreshing as ever!After kicking twice, He Linhua roared again immediately: "Keep hitting!!" As a result, the movements of everyone around him accelerated a lot.

The beating of the Gua King by the crowd lasted for about ten minutes, and then the door of He Linhua's small courtyard was suddenly opened, and only Jing Renteng and Li Ruohong walked in.After the two of them walked in, they were immediately stunned when they saw the scene in front of them——Yah, shit!What kind of situation is this?It seems that there were only a few people beside He Linhua?Why is this small courtyard crowded like this in such a short time now?And that wasn't what surprised her the most.What surprised her the most was what everyone was doing now.So many people beating one person violently... Could it be that there are enemies mixed into this small courtyard?

The situation of Li Ruohong's entry was naturally noticed by everyone, and He Linhua and others also stopped to move. In the small yard——damn, he really doubts whether he can survive if he continues to stay in this small yard!

Li Ruohong looked at the pile of flesh wriggling on the ground, looked at He Linhua and the others, pointed to the surroundings in surprise, and then said: "Fellow Daoist He Linhua, this is... um... Could it be that this guy was sent by Venerable Ruthless?" details?" Li Ruohong can only barely give such a guess at the moment.As for the n people who appeared around He Linhua, Li Ruohong didn't even want to ask for an explanation.

"Hmm..." He Linhua shook his head before saying. "Fellow Daoist Li Ruohong doesn't know that these are actually my subordinates. They have been staying around all this time and now they know I'm here. So they just rushed over to see me now. As for this..." He Linhua pointed to the puddle on the ground Meat smiled and said: "This guy belongs to my subordinates too. We are just holding a group activity that my subordinates often like to do..."

Group activities?Since this thing will be a group activity?Bringing a group of subordinates to beat up one of them is actually a group activity?Li Ruohong swallowed with difficulty—he was a little glad he didn't become He Linhua's subordinate now!Speaking of which, if he really became He Linhua's subordinate, he would be called out like this...Look at the puddle of meat on the ground, Li Ruohong's face is so weird!

The expression on Li Ruohong's face.I really can't tell what kind of taste it is: "Hehehe... Fellow Daoist He Linhua's group activities are really... really interesting!" Li Ruohong really didn't know what name to use to describe this kind of activity.Is there a more frustrating group activity in this world than this?

He Linhua smiled casually and said: "Actually, this group activity is nothing. Usually, when we hold group activities, this guy is always the one who gets beaten up! Hmm... Do fellow Daoist Li Ruohong come together? Fellow Daoist Li Ruohong and Fellow Daoist Jing Renteng, don’t you feel that this fellow is very indecent?”

"Hehehehe..." Li Ruohong laughed a few times with a strange expression, and then looked down at the mass of flesh and blood under his feet—speaking of which, He Linhua reminded him that he really felt that this place was no longer recognizable. The guy here seems to be really underwhelmed!Li Ruohong, who still feels so insignificant even though she doesn't look human at all, really can't understand if this guy has a human appearance.How underwhelming it would be...

Li Ruohong didn't look at it, but the more he looked at it, the more he felt the urge to rush over and beat up that lump of flesh and blood!Originally, Li Ruohong didn't want to participate in this so-called "group activity", but after thinking about it.But I can't help but feel itchy in my heart...

"Can we participate in group activities like Fellow Daoist He Linhua?" Li Ruohong asked.

He Linhua nodded and said, "That's right, as long as we carry out this kind of activity, everyone can participate! Well...even enemies can participate!"

"Hehehehe..." Li Ruohong laughed dryly twice, but Jing Renteng couldn't help it anymore—Jing Renteng felt the same as Li Ruohong, he just felt that the puddle of meat on the ground was not ordinary!Now listening to He Linhua saying that he can beat people, what nonsense is there?He directly kicked the puddle of flesh and said, "Ma'am, I can't control that much anymore! After all, there are not many opportunities like this, let's just start fighting! Damn it, I haven't encountered it in my life for such a long time!" Such an indecent guy—even Venerable Ruthless is probably not as indecent as this guy!"

Li Ruohong also kicked over immediately, then nodded secretly in her heart and said, "Then thank you, fellow Taoist He Linhua!"

Good guy, these two guys also participated in it, and the others were rude and coaxed and started a violent beating again.Finally, ten minutes later, the guy on the ground couldn't explain whether it was pork or something else, and the beating finally ended.

After such a violent beating, everyone felt that their mood suddenly became much brighter, as if the world suddenly became better, and even the surrounding air became much fresher.Li Ruohong even felt that the hatred in her heart was lightened a lot, and reluctantly glanced at the pile of rotten meat before saying to He Linhua: "Fellow Daoist He Linhua came here to inform fellow Daoist He Linhua that we and the rest of us are here for two days. You need to retreat for a while to restore your spiritual power. In the past two days, Fellow Daoist He Linhua has been taken care of by the fellow Taoists of Dingshan Gate. If Fellow Daoist He Linhua and you fellow Taoists have anything to do, you can tell the fellow Taoists of Dingshan Gate. I believe that Dingshan Gate will definitely meet the requirements of fellow Taoists!"

"Well, I see." After the beating ended, He Linhua returned to his previous indifferent expression, and his expression on Li Ruohong's respectful greeting face was not much better.

He Linhua ignored it, but some people were not calm.

The two guys, Zhang Haohao and Fox Hero, immediately became excited when they heard that they could satisfy any request.The two asked together: "Really? Anything can be satisfied?"

"I want mature women! Lots and lots of mature women!" Zhang Hao said.

"I want loli! Lots and lots of loli!" said the fox hero.

"..." Li Ruohong was speechless. (To be continued. You are welcome to come to the starting point (qidian.) to vote for recommendations and monthly tickets. Your support is my biggest motivation.)