Shenhao: Please stop messing around

Chapter 240 239, the first female licker on the Internet (5K)

About half an hour later.

Lin Chu had already arrived at Li Kai's maid cafe early.

In the lounge area on the first floor, Lin Chu ordered a cup of pure American coffee, then hugged the ragdoll cat in the store and chatted with a few beautiful female shop assistants with a smile.

Last time, I made a fool of myself here.

After drinking too much, he not only revealed his 1.8 billion yuan in bank deposits, but also said that he wanted the two girls to accompany him and buy houses for them.

Although...it didn't really happen.

Now, Lin Chu has nothing to be embarrassed about.

As long as I'm not embarrassed, it's others who are embarrassed.

However, even after such an embarrassing incident, their attitude is still visibly enthusiastic, and they are chattering about gossip.

"Mr. Lin, are you really pursuing that little princess from the real estate company?"

A JK girl with white stockings and tiger teeth asked sweetly.

The most affectionate incident in Pengcheng was so popular. As people who knew Lin Chu, they naturally also got to know about it.

"I chased him, but I didn't catch him. What should I do now?"

Lin Chu shook his head and smiled as if nothing had happened.

In front of outsiders, Lin Chu still protects Zhou Luan's image. After all, she has made great contributions in planning and it is the prologue to her own fame.

The girl with tiger teeth's long eyelashes trembled and her mouth opened slightly, revealing a cute shock.

"I never thought you would have such pure love. Do you have a girlfriend now?"

Several girls immediately looked at Lin Chu and pricked up their ears.

"Don't ask. If you ask, I'm single."

Lin Chu joked with them with a smile.

The guy with long black hair next to him rolled his eyes, and several people immediately started laughing and teasing him.

"Eh... so it must be there."

"And there's more than one."

"absolute."

"This is a story about a scumbag being killed in retaliation, I know it!"

"But that's normal. That girl might be the Queen of the Sea. Her rank is higher than yours."

Listening to their chatter, Lin Chu couldn't help but laugh and waved his hands helplessly.

whatever.

You can edit it however you like.

"Have you watched my live broadcast? Remember to share more later."

Discussion means popularity. Even though there are only a few of them, they are still useful.

"I saw it. I even added your fan group, but I found a bug. Why are all the winners boys? I didn't even see any girls. This isn't fair!"

Lin Chu laughed: "You have a character problem, blame me."

At this time, Li Kai came down from the second floor.

Seeing that they were chatting animatedly, he came over with a smile.

"What are you doing today? You have nothing to do, so you come here to pick up girls?"

"Everyone, please pay attention. This man is called Xiao Shuai. He is known as the number one scumbag in Pengcheng. Don't run into him. If you do, you will be scumbag."

As he said this with a smile, Li Kai suddenly thought of Teacher Meng again.

Then he couldn't help but look back at the proprietress who was taking inventory at the bar.

Lin Chu raised his middle finger at him, and thinking of the past, he couldn't help but smile secretly in his heart.

An interesting thought suddenly popped up in my mind - if I were myself now and went back to the scene of having dinner at his house, would I make the same choice?

Most likely not.

Of course, this is not growth.

Just not as hungry anymore.

"How's business those days?"

Changing his mind and not thinking about the past, Lin Chu asked casually.

"Not very good. Damn, 68 for a cup of coffee, is that expensive? I just want to ask if it's expensive? Where have all the rich people in Pengcheng gone?"

Li Kai complained with a smile.

Lin Chu: …

"I came here in a Rolls-Royce, and after I finished shopping, I left with my bicycle."

"Can you get me 500 prepaid cards with a denomination of 2,000 yuan? I'll give them to the company's employees as a bonus."

Lin Chu threw money around.

"Fuck! Okay, wait, love you, come on, one."

"Go away, I'm not going with you, I should go with Tiger Tooth Girl."

He was immediately hit twice by the tiger-toothed girl's hammer.

Several people were chatting and laughing.

After a while, Li Keer arrived late.

To be fair, she was a little nervous when it was her first time to hype up a scandal.

Of course, there is also some anticipation and a hint of excitement.

In fact, what I am looking forward to most is not just the gossip.

——If Lin Chu could invest money in a movie and promote himself, that would be the best thing.

On the way, she also thought of her senior schoolmate, Liang Jieyu.

Unexpectedly, the senior sister quietly became Lin Chu's secretary, and a very close one at that. To some extent, she was like a spokesperson.

However, recently, she has not taken the initiative to contact her senior.

It's still a little embarrassing.

What happened?

At this moment, looking through the glass window and seeing Lin Chu inside, she took a deep breath, calmed herself down, and walked towards the store with brisk steps.

炒！
I want to be famous!
Must be red!
Since someone always wants to be famous, why can't it be me?
When Li Keer walked in, Lin Chu's eyes lit up for a moment.

Even though girls are now highly competitive in terms of appearance, with one decoration team per person, and there are many pretty girls in the store, some wearing maid outfits as JK, but compared with the real actresses who can appear on the screen, the difference is obvious.

Maybe it's the Olympic season, Li Ker's sporty attributes are fully displayed. The off-shoulder Argentina jersey looks like a suspender, shorts, white shoes, and double ponytails make her look like a high school student.

"Hello, welcome."

When a clerk saw a "customer" coming in, he immediately went up to greet him with a smile.

Li Ke'er smiled at her and pointed at Lin Chu.

Lin Chu had already stood up by now.

"Fuck? The jerseys have evolved to this point? Or you guys ruined it? Isn't this too lustful?"

She was a little proud and shook her body gently: "It's very popular recently, it's sold out."

"I automatically imagine Messi wearing this jersey and defeating all opponents."

"Aguero is wearing this with his chest hair showing."

"hiss……"

Lin Chu said with a smile.

Several people couldn't hold back their laughter, and their bodies were shaking.

Because they needed to discuss something, the two of them went to the single room on the second floor.

Sit face to face after entering.

Li Ke'er noticed that Lin Chu's eyes were always fixed on her exposed shoulders. She was suddenly speechless and wanted to laugh.

"Have you seen enough?"

Lin Chu sighed and lit a cigarette: "This dress must have been designed by a man. Tsk, he really understands men's hearts."

"Okay, let's get down to business."

“How many followers do you have on Weibo now?”

I haven't done any research on these things in advance, and I'm too lazy to look them up or verify their authenticity. After all, they are very likely fake. Since I've already made an appointment with her, I might as well just ask her directly.

This topic...

Li Keer pursed her lips slightly and said a little unnaturally: "Six hundred and thirty thousand. Xiaohongshu has a little more, more than eighty thousand, and Douyin has some, four hundred and sixty thousand."

She was naturally following Lin Chu's live broadcast room, knowing that Lin Chu was now considered a "big internet celebrity".

With five million fans, how come he is not considered a big internet celebrity?

Although it's all made with money.

But piling up resources is also a skill.

"Why is it only this little?"

For a moment, Lin Chu felt a little disgusted that she wasn't a big enough star.

However, when I first started to promote myself, I could have invited female celebrities with bigger reputations, but they might not be willing to do so.

Never mind, just make do with it for now.

"My current character for you is a bootlicker."

"You've been madly pursuing me on various social media and platforms, creating a more affectionate image. What do you think?"

Lin Chu looked into her eyes and spoke directly.

Trying hard not to laugh.

There is no doubt that this is the correct way to hype up a scandal.

After all, the fans have seen too many messy routines, so this one seems fresh.

Li Keer: ??? She was stunned.

It felt like being hit on the head with a stick, and the whole person was stunned.

What kind of hype is this? What kind of scandal is this?
"no……"

She looked at Lin Chu speechlessly.

"That's right. Look, the hype about checking into a hotel room is too common. Hypocrisy about pregnancy, you didn't have one. Hypocrisy about cheating and having a mistress, these are too real and unrealistic, and they affect your image. So, this is the route I carefully designed."

"Think about it, pure love warriors are mostly men. You're a girl, and you're so pure in love, chasing after him like crazy. First of all, at least the male audience will have a high degree of favorability, right? As for the female fans, the main point is to catch them by surprise, and the contrast will be a little more severe. I'll torture you, and by then, you'll definitely get a lot of sympathy points alone."

"There are many people who are the No. 1 female sea king on the Internet now, but who has ever heard of the No. 1 female bootlicker on the Internet? This is your uniqueness!"

Lin Chu explained seriously.

Hold back!

Can't laugh!
Of course, Lin Chu was not just playing with her. He had really thought this approach through carefully.

What a female licker!

If it really works, then I'll be a good sister, okay!
The best sister on the entire Internet!
In the current online public opinion environment, it is absolutely popular among passers-by!
Li Ke'er looked at Lin Chu's serious expression and determined tone, and thought about the logic. For a moment, she felt somewhat tempted.

Can you still play like this?

I have to admit that what Lin Chu said does make sense.

Although this may damage one's "social image" and make one seem like a bootlicker, it is still a good way to improve one's public image.

Moreover, it is a unique ecological niche.

The number one female bootlicker on the entire internet!
"Oh, that sounds terrible, I..."

Li Ke'er still hesitated.

"Once the hype is high, I will use this character to tailor a TV series for you. I'll invest in a movie, and the main plot will be that you are the best sister on the Internet, a filial girlfriend, a good helper for your husband, and a role model for contemporary women."

"how?"

Lin Chu once again made a big promise.

Li Ke'er...took a deep breath.

heart.

He gave so much.

If we follow this plan, it is possible to create a unique fire.

This kind of character is too strong!
Which male fan wouldn’t be confused after watching this?

"How about I discuss this with my aunt?"

She thought about it, frowned slightly and asked, she still wanted her aunt to check it, after all, she was a senior.

"Okay, just ask."

Lin Chuyun nodded calmly, stood up and walked towards the door, leaving her plenty of space.

After Lin Chu went out.

Li Keer sighed slightly and called her aunt.

"Aunt, Mr. Lin said that he wanted to create a character like this for me..."

She quickly told the whole story.

After listening, Li Fangfei thought for a moment: "Okay, good idea, Mr. Lin is really knowledgeable. Affectionate and infatuated female protagonists have always been very popular with male audiences. Think about Zhu Yin, Li Ruotong, Wang Zuxian, and even Bai Suzhen... The reason why they can become goddesses of so many people is that they focus on this point. Although dramas with strong female protagonists are still the mainstream, under the current public opinion environment, it is very likely to go back to the old ways."

"I think it's OK, no problem, but I have two points."

"First, in marketing, your status must be higher than his. A strong woman sets up a marriage and pursues him. This is more pleasing."

"Second, it must be pure and reserved, but also very passionate... Well, let me think about it. If Mr. Lin agrees, I will find a literary friend to write a love letter for you, and add the label of a talented woman."

Li Keer: ...

Listening to this, I felt a little numb for a moment.

excited!

His eyes became brighter and brighter.

Auntie... is so strong!
The two points my aunt made me feel less inferior.

"Okay, then... I'll tell him."

After hanging up the phone, Li Keer went out to find Lin Chu and told him about her aunt's feedback.

After listening to this, Lin Chu was somewhat surprised.

Damn, the senior is still a senior after all, he is really capable.

So the three of them started to act separately.

……

early morning.

It's past twelve o'clock.

An open letter was suddenly posted on Li Ker’s Weibo.

——Written for you.

[I drank a little wine today, and my thoughts suddenly became extremely free. This may be the boldest thing I have ever done in my life. To you, for you, it's all you.

Since when did my mind become less open?
Love and affection should be the purest and most worthy of being shown in the sunshine. But approaching in the name of friends always makes love shy. It is like a thief who has stolen a treasure and cannot sell it for a while, so he can only protect it in his heart day and night, so that he is restless and tossing and turning.

Even when a group of friends are drinking together, they dare not look you in the eye.

In fact, there is nothing wrong with walking alone in the wilderness. In the big melting pot of the entertainment industry, I have already prepared myself to live out my life alone. But when I think about it occasionally, it may be as tragic as an epic.

You are also a deeply affectionate person, right? You can do so many things for her, but perhaps a person's deep affection is destined to be for only one person.

I can only be like a little girl who walks into a grand garden, seeing the gorgeous flowers, but not a single flower belongs to me. I can only indulge in them, smell the rich fragrance, and then leave sadly, wrap myself in a quilt, and pray for a sweet dream to come.

Hey, why! Why am I tangled like a bitter gourd, while you are sober and independent like a bodhisattva!
What? What else can I do? Can you let me die?
Lin Chu! The surname Lin! Little Lin! I like you, do you like me? If I like you, tell me, if I don’t…then think about it again…Anyway, don’t block me! I’m drunk! Humph! 】

In front of the computer, after posting it, Li Keer took another look at it, and a strange feeling of throbbing quietly arose in her heart.

Girls' feelings are always poetry.

The person who wrote this ghostwriter really captured that sentiment vividly.

Watching it myself, I felt as if I were experiencing that emotion.

……

now.

Bed.

Lin Chu took the phone and saw the "love letter". He didn't get goose bumps, but a smile appeared at the corners of his mouth.

Although it's a bit melodramatic and a bit sentimental in the style of Qiong Yao, it's still quite sincere and gives people a youthful throbbing.

Damn, I never received a love letter during my entire adolescence.

Even when I was in a relationship later, I seldom wrote love letters, mainly because I didn’t have the literary talent.

Now that I’m at this age and have seen a lot, I want to try this kind of pure old-fashioned style of cosplay.

but……

This feeling is really good.

After a little thought, Lin Chu casually forwarded this picture to his group of brothers.

Then he posted: "Hahaha, she finally couldn't hold it anymore."

To make trouble.

Of course it should be bigger.

All the brothers don't know about this yet, so let's keep it secret from them for now and see their reactions.

It can be considered an "internal test" in a sense.

Let’s first look at the feedback on public opinion.

Soon, the group exploded.

The brothers who saw the news responded one after another.

Wang Zhefei: "Fuck! You bastard! You're such a jerk to a girl like this! What the hell are you doing?"

Lu Ming: "Brother, let go of that girl and let me do it! No, who is this? How could she be forced to post on Weibo? Did you CPU her?"

Liu Junfeng: "Don't waste a bad girl, but don't miss a good girl either, brother, what is a good girl! This is it! Pure love. Hey, but you see, they are still together now, but they may be together, that's it. The opposition party is the same once they come to power. This is the bitter experience of those who have experienced it."

Li Kai: "Fuck? You two are playing this today? Come on, what are you doing? Tell me, this is a script! It's marketing! It's hype!"

Hu Pingan: "Awesome, she's a female star. Brother Chu, be careful, there's no good woman in the entertainment industry. Of course, I'm not deliberately singing a different tune, I'm just raising this possibility, which female star doesn't want to marry into a wealthy family. Also, if she really likes you, why not just send you a private message? Why does she have to publish it all over the Internet? It feels a bit like forcing the emperor to abdicate."

Zhu Yixian: "...This girl seems to be a nice person."

Lin Chu: …

have to.

Most of them were deceived.

Every one of them in the group is not a good man, at least not the single kind.

However, it seems that this love letter has moved them deeply and their favorable impression of it has reached its maximum.

Except Hu Pingan and Liu Junfeng.

After all, they are both old dogs with a lot of experience and broad knowledge.

but……

At this moment, Lin Chu suddenly felt that - was this a bit too much?

Because most of the online friends are young people.

According to backend statistics, most of my fans are boys under the age of 30.

Her character is set up too well, which affects her subsequent performance!

……

……

(End of this chapter)