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Chapter 29 Dialect Ye Jing Wang Ruohai and Pants
Happy Children's Day!
The summer post published this month is "What I Want is a Gourd".

The story is about a man who planted gourds. The gourd leaves were infested with insects, but he did nothing about it.

He said he wanted the gourd, so if the leaves were infested with worms, then so be it. In the end, nothing was harvested.

Finally, Dachun concluded: "Why grow gourds? They don't taste good. Wouldn't it be better to grow crops that are high-yielding, delicious, and resistant to pests and diseases?!"

You know what, Dachun’s summary this time makes a lot of sense!
Of course, it must be pointed out here that gourds can indeed be eaten, but only when they are still tender. When they are old, they can only be split and used as water scoops.

In previous years, children's day would still have to participate in the June 1st performance, but now that we can't even go to school, we naturally save money.

But, it is Children's Day after all, so let's have some fun.

In the summer, I took out my own royalties and had a great time with my friends.

"Eat and drink well! We won't celebrate next year!" Xia Tian said.

"Ah? Why?" After hearing this, Dachun couldn't swallow the Arctic Ocean in his mouth.

Xiaodong wiped the orange soda that was sprayed all over his face and said nothing: You can't swallow it, so you spray it on my face? !

Glasses said: "We will be 14 next year, why are we still celebrating Children's Day? If we let it go, we can fight the Japanese!"

Xia Tian gave a thumbs up: Well said ~ you have great ambition!
Dachun suddenly felt that the ice cream in his mouth no longer tasted good.

This year's summer came especially early. As soon as June arrived, the weather was extremely hot.

Now they all wear half sleeves in summer.

When summer comes, the whiteness of summer becomes particularly obvious.

Among the three of Dachun'er, only the one with glasses is a little whiter, while Dachun and Xiaodong are both very dark.

However, in summer, it is really white and can be seen from far away. It is very eye-catching!

When the sunlight is strong, the skin looks dazzlingly white.

The style of painting is different.
Whenever the sisters and aunts in the song and dance troupe see Xia Tian, ​​their eyes light up and they always ask what she usually puts on.

But they were so envious.

Xia Tian: I’m a grown man, what should I apply?

The four of them had a meal and planned to take a walk at noon. Although the weather was hot, the young man didn't care about it.

Strolling towards Gongzhufen, Xia Tian knew that there were open-air movies there at night, so the four of them planned to grab a seat there first.

When I was passing not far from Gongzhufen, something happened.

……

As mentioned before, places like Yanjing Magic City all have "compounds".

It was a small world of its own, and the children there were also extraordinary.

Yanjing Fuxing Road, a narrow strip of road covering dozens of kilometers in radius, from Gongzhufen to the foot of the Western Hills, is lined with family compounds such as XX, XX, etc.

On a two-story building on the street that was shaped like a memorial archway, four young men were taking shelter in the shade.

These four people are the children of the compound.

Dialect, round face, crew cut, medium height.

Ye Jing, with a long face and medium height, looks pretty good.

Wang Ruohai has a square face, is tall, and has small eyes with single eyelids.

The last one is Feng Yiku, who has a small nose, small eyes, a thin and long face, large uneven teeth, a short stature and a bit hunched. His facial features give him a vulgar temperament.

These four people are all about fourteen or fifteen years old and are from a wealthy family.

The first three are children of General W’s family, and their families are all related to Team B.

The last one, Feng Yiku, is a little different. His father was a university professor, working in a large university compound. He was a classmate of Fang Yan, and that's how they got together.

But later his parents divorced, and his mother moved to a hutong with his two sisters. So there was a bit of awkwardness in terms of identity.

Over the past few years, he has been the punching bag in the group of four. Coupled with his natural character, he seems a little bit mean.

Normally, people wouldn't play with someone like you - they separated two natural J-level players, otherwise they wouldn't fight so fiercely.

It was exactly four against four, and these four people were leaning on the handrail on the second floor, enjoying the cool air and looking around - they were just free!

At this time, young people really have nothing to do to kill their energy or pass the time.

It just so happened that Feng Yiku saw Xia Tian and the other three people walking towards him from a distance. The main reason was that Xia Tian was too white and conspicuous.

"Hey, look who that is?" Feng Yiku was very excited.

"Who is it?" Fangyan asked nonchalantly.

"That's right, Pants, why are you always so jumpy?" Ye Jing scolded.

"Pants" is Feng Yiku's nickname.

Young friends have all had similar experiences. Friends will give each other nicknames or nicknames that they can call each other casually.

Youdao: The name was wrong, but the nickname was not wrong.

Of course, the nickname "pants" is not a very nice one, and it does sound a bit discriminatory.

Because of the divorce, Feng Yiku's family conditions were a bit poor, but he had to support his siblings with his mother's meager salary.

Although supplies were scarce in those days, the children of the compound were generally not too embarrassed.

But Feng Yiku felt uncomfortable. One time, his mother gave him a pair of her old trousers to alter. This was normal in those days, and it happened to many ordinary families.

But in order for Feng Yiku to be able to wear it in another year or two, it was altered to a slightly larger size.

Plus, he was skinny and small - from a distance he looked like a pair of pants. So he was given this name.

After two or three years, he got used to it. He didn't think it was a big deal. If he really cared about it, we would have broken up a long time ago.

Originally, Fang Yan and Ye Jing didn't pay attention to what Feng Kuazi said, but Wang Ruohai took a look and said, "Oh, it's quite white!"

"Where? Where?" "Does it look good?!"

Fang Yan and Ye Jing thought it was a girl!

After all, how white can an average man be?

As a result, when I looked at it, I was like, "Oh my god, why is it a man?"

"What's the point of a grown man being so pale? It's a waste of emotion!"

Although not all children from the compound are particularly absurd or trouble-making, these four are different.

They are originally from JUN families, their fathers are usually not around, and they grew up during the movement, so they are lawless.

The two Fangyans were childhood friends. They were very naughty since they were little, and they did things like hiding in the upstairs and spitting at people walking downstairs.

If you get caught, the worst you'll get is a beating!
I've been beaten since I was a child, so I've become a bit naughty!
If dad comes back from vacation, he will definitely behave himself for a month or two. But if mom is at home, it will be hard to control him.

It is not known whether these three grandchildren are addicted to their childhood habits or they are jealous of Xia Tian’s fair skin.

"Hep~" the dialect is just a mouthful.

Ye Jing is best with Fang Yan, and he is the most unrestrained, and he also has the highest status in his family, so naturally he follows suit.

Wang Ruohai was not polite either. Feng Kuzi must not be separated from the main force.

This behavior of strengthening the sense of belonging of small teams must keep up.

Xia Tian was walking when he suddenly felt something was wrong and jumped back suddenly.

Then Dachun and the others felt something was wrong and said, "Fuck! Who? Which bastard did this?!"

"It's up there!" Xiaodong shouted.

At this time, Xia Tian had already taken two steps at a time and ran up the stairs.

"Fuck, come up and fight them!" Ye Jing just shouted and Xia Tian had already rushed to the second floor.

Oh my god!

Just as the four men were getting ready, they saw Xia Tian rushing over. Just as they were about to gang up on him, they heard Ye Jing, who was at the front, let out a strange "Ga" cry and flew more than two meters away, knocking Feng Kuazi to the ground.

Just as Fangyan saw his good brother flying away from him and was turning his head to look, Xia Tian hit him in the stomach with a hook punch.

"Oh~" A rooster crowed, and Fangyan fell to his knees and began to vomit acid.

"Fuck! No, don't do it...ah~" Wang Ruohai was really smart. He saw that something was wrong and was about to say something soft, but then he was hit in the cheek.

Normally in summer, people don’t hit people in the face, because it doesn’t look good. But today, I was angry.

The punch hit Wang Ruohai's chin, and he saw white before his eyes, and then he knew nothing.

At this time, Dachun and the other two rushed to the second floor, but the four on the opposite side had all fallen.

From the time Xia Tian got to the second floor, to the time Da Chun and the others got there, it only took four or five seconds.

A real flash sale!

Finally, the only one left fell on Feng Pants. He saw that something was wrong and was so scared that his palms started sweating. He simply pretended to be dead - pretending that he was knocked down by Ye Jing and couldn't get up.

But could Xia Tian still miss someone? He walked up to him and kicked him in the chest, causing him to slide more than a meter on the ground.

He was almost kicked to death!

All of a sudden, the intercostal muscles and thoracic diaphragm are tense and stop working.

My vision went black and I couldn’t breathe.

"Fuck! What the hell is this!" Xia Tian finally said something harsh at this time.

Dachun kicked them twice again, and the four of them left cursing.

The four people from Fangyan's group on the second floor lay on the ground for about three or four minutes before they got up.

The first one to recover was Fang Yan. Although he was beaten to his knees and vomited acid, at least he was not over yet.

I helped my good brother Ye Jing up first, and found that his expression was still a little dazed!

Fang Yan shouted, "Oh no! Ye Jing was kicked silly!"

Ye Jing came back to his senses, "You, you are the one who got kicked silly. What the f*ck is going on? Who the f*ck beat us up?"

Feng Kuazi was lying on the ground, still gasping for breath, with tears in his eyes: "This beating was...for no apparent reason. It hurts, it hurts so much!"

Fang Yan helped Ye Jing sit up on the ground, then went to look at Wang Ruohai who was motionless.

After being shaken a dozen times and slapped twice, Wang Ruohai finally woke up.

"Who? Where are the people? What's going on?" he asked as soon as he opened his eyes.

It was as if everything in front of my eyes went white, and when I opened my eyes again, I saw the three brothers staring at me.

He couldn't help but rub his chin. Why did his chin make such a clacking noise whenever he moved it?

"Fuck, are we in trouble today?" Fang Yan leaned against the pillar, looking at the clear blue sky not far away.

"This matter...is not over yet!" Ye Jing shouted while rubbing his chest.

He kicked out a big footprint on his chest!

"Damn it, I don't even know who hit me. It's so frustrating!" Pants complained.

He felt that he was wrongly beaten this time: he was just following a few people and was at most an accomplice. He almost got kicked to death!
Although Wang Ruohai was knocked unconscious, he was the one who suffered the lightest beating.

He thought for a moment and said, "She's so white and good-looking. If we ask around, we'll definitely find her!"

Ps: The author of the original time and space "What I Want is the Gourd" is Liu Zhongyuan, but it seems inaccurate.

Gao Laifei wrote an article titled "The Man Who Plants Gourds" in 1959, which has a similar plot to "What I Want Is Gourds" but is shorter. Judging from the overall direction and expression, this article is likely to be the predecessor of "What I Want Is Gourds".

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