1980 My Entertainment Era

Chapter 379 Wang Jing: Copy him!
Although it seems that the two handsome guys are the protagonists, in fact, the rhythm of the recording is firmly controlled by three old and lecherous men.

At this time, seeing that Arong and Xiatian had almost finished drinking, they relaxed and talked more.

Then the topic started to go "deeper".

Like, when was the first time?
Ah Rong was quite straightforward and said directly: "18 years old!"

He said it was when he was studying abroad - he studied abroad!

Then Huang Zhan stared at Xia Tian: "Where's Tian'erzai?"

Although Xia Tian was a little drunk at this time, he didn't let himself go completely. He also knew that this topic was not very pleasant.

"Can I not say it?"

"cannot!"

"Hiss~ I was also 18 years old."

"Are you kidding me? Don't learn from me!" A Rong immediately cried out in grievance.

"Why should I learn from you? Not only am I also 18 years old, I am also living abroad!"

"And you said you didn't learn from me. We agreed not to tell lies!"

"Everything I said is true~"

"Then tell me who it is?" A Rong also started gossiping.

Facing four pairs of glowing eyes, Xia Tian closed his eyes and leaned back on the sofa: "I refuse to answer this question."

Four against one, you are shameless!
This topic was quickly exposed, and soon the discussion turned to "Why do men like girls with big breasts?"

Ah Rong patted his chest and said, "Because we have our own small ones!"

Xia Tian sighed deeply: "Who doesn't want to be a good father? Isn't it for the children to have enough food to eat~"

Huang Zhan laughed so hard that he slid off the sofa.

Xia Tian was a little drunk at this time: "Okay, okay, it turns out that there will be no pornographic content tonight~
In that case, I don't need to pretend to be a gentleman anymore!

I am not that kind of casual person. When I become casual, I am no longer a human being! "

……

"What is a nickname?"

"When you were breastfeeding, they called your name."

"Oh, they all call me a dead ghost!"

……

"What's so scary about female ghosts? As long as you are brave enough, female ghosts will take maternity leave."

Everyone: Good fellow, you are really good fellow! You are the real pervert!

……

Huang Zhan raised his head while telling a joke: "I think girls shouldn't wear too revealing clothes at night, as it's easy for perverts to follow them. I lost one last night~"

A Rong: "The man said: Marry me, and you can live in a villa every day from now on!
The woman said: No, I have my own villa.

The man said: I am talking about your building.

Xia Tian: "A friend of mine once said that you can cheat me of my feelings, but you can't cheat me of my money. I can fall in love with many people, but I can't make much money~"

“Hahaha~~” Several old men were laughing so hard that they almost passed out.

This joke is too hellish!

Xia Tian was still shouting: "Hey, hey, hey, stop laughing! Seriously, my friend Dachun said so!"

Xia Tian gave six suggestions to boys on the show:

1. Find a woman who can make you laugh.

2. Find a woman with a stable job.

3. Find a woman who likes to do housework.

4. Find an honest woman.

5. Find a woman who is sexually compatible with you.

6. Don’t let the five of them meet~
……

When we discuss that everyone judges people by their appearance and that everyone is a member of the Appearance Association.

Xia Tian said: "Humans all like good-looking people of the opposite sex."

“When you meet a good-looking person of the opposite sex, you may think that person is a pretty girl, but in your genes’ eyes, the genes behind this biological carrier are excellent, and you must quickly complete the great task of reproducing with her.

Then your body will secrete dopamine and a series of hormones. It tells you how wonderful love is. Let's give it a try. "

"Genes secrete hormones that make your body always tend to reproduce. Many people feel that the wind is sweet when they are in love, and the tears are salty when they are heartbroken. To put it bluntly, it is the hormones controlled by genes that are at work."

"…So I have nothing to do all day long, I just like to look at pretty girls. You think I want to be like this? I am controlled by my genes. I can't help myself!"

Several people: It turns out that the last sentence is the essence!

But Xia Tian still said seriously: "Okay, okay, I'm just kidding."

"Everyone must remember that if you can't control your heart, you can't control your body!"

“Not being carried away by emotions and not being controlled by hormones is the highest level of freedom.”

……

If you talk too much, you will inevitably test the waters.

Huang Zhan and the other two would also ask about Xia Tian’s childhood.

Xia Tian is still quite cautious in this regard, maybe because he is sober now.

No matter how you look at it, this kind of thing is a thankless task.

So he just joked: "Do you know? When I was a kid, I was the third place in the breath-holding competition in our area!"

Ah Rong was a little surprised: "There is such a competition?"

"Of course! How could I possibly lie to you? I am known in the martial arts world as an honest and reliable young man, and a spotless little white dragon. How could I have earned this reputation in vain?"

"It's amazing, I tell you! Even though I only got third place, it's because the first two were so amazing..."

Xia Tian took a sip of wine and said: "The second place is floating, the first place has not been found yet~"

……

At this point, the recording had been going on for more than an hour, and everyone was familiar with each other and had drunk a lot, so they were not afraid of breaking any taboos.

Huang Zhan asked, "Tian'erzi, you almost lived in the newspapers a while ago, but not all of them praised you. I saw that there were many scolding you. Were you very angry?"

Xia Tian was very confused: "Why are you angry? Just curse back!"

"Dirty words have to be spoken out loud so that your mouth is clean. If you swallow dirty words, won't your heart be dirty? Put aside your personal qualities and enjoy an immoral life. Consume others externally and nourish yourself internally!"

James Wong: Huh?!
Xia Tian: "I don't care what others say about me behind my back. After all, I've cursed many people. And their curses may not be as bad as mine... Rong, learn from me!"

A Rong: I can’t learn it!
After the show aired, Arong's fans said: Brother, please, please break up with him! Don't learn from him!

……

During the conversation, he talked about how Arong and Xia Tian met, and the time when Xia Tian lived in Arong's house. He talked about playing mahjong whenever he had free time, and how Xia Tian took all the money of all his mahjong friends.
Ah Rong: "The one sitting in front of you is the famous mahjong master!"

Xia Tian clasped his fists and said, "Thank you for the compliment. The philosophy of mahjong is to create the necessary order from chaos by randomly drawing cards."

Huang Zhan: "Wow, now that you mention it, I'm a little afraid to play mahjong!"

Xia Tian waved his hands repeatedly: "Not gambling is winning, I have an incompatible relationship with gambling and drugs, I am really a saint at the gambling table, people call me the Gambling Saint!"

Xia Tian also showed them a fancy card-cutting trick, and the shuffling technique was simply dazzling.

Huang Zhan, Cai Lan, and Ni Kuang, the three older people, wiped their eyes and said: "It's bad, I drank too much today. I can't see clearly!"

Ah Rong's mouth opened wide: "Why didn't I know you had this skill?!"

Xia Tian laughed: "There are so many things you don't know!"

So, he performed a card magic trick on Arong, which stunned Arong!

"You can change your cards?!"

Xia Tian threw a card casually, and it hit an apple on the table with a puff.

"What do you mean by changing cards? I told you it's a magic trick! Do you think it's a special ability?"

"Remember, when a person's wealth exceeds his knowledge, the excess will flow back into the market in various forms. I call this the IQ tax."

"The only special ability in this world is the crushing of IQ by IQ~"

Then Ah Rong asked Huang Zhan with a silly look on his face: "Did he say that I have a low IQ?"

Huang Zhan nodded: "Yes!"

"You're doomed!" A Rong was about to rebel, but Xia Tian suppressed him with one hand, while he could still eat an apple with the other hand.

However, he didn't expect that his drunken pretense would be copied by Wong Jing into the movie "God of Gamblers".

At that time, Wang Jing was watching a program at night. When he saw this part, he jumped up with a strange cry, then took out a pen and paper and quickly wrote out several pages of the script!

Many years later on the show, he said that he was inspired by Xia Tian.

Of course, that's because Xia Tian is awesome and is just trying to flatter him. Otherwise, he definitely wouldn't have said it!

Xia Tian naturally didn’t know what happened after the show was broadcast. He even showed a few people his skill of catching flies - he waved his hands so fast that it was hard to see!
It was also because those people were so good at supporting the jokes and creating atmosphere that Xia Tian couldn't help but perform a one-handed bursting can trick for them!

Xia Tian: If I catch a can, I will drink one less can! I am so smart~
The staff behind the camera didn't drink any alcohol, and immediately thought of this person who had flipped someone's head off with one hand!
"Look at me, I'm young but I've got a strong body. I'm a martial arts genius that only appears once in a century~" Xia Tian gestured.

"Is this true?" Ni Kuang started to argue, and it was his turn.

"What do you know?"

"Can do everything!"

"So good at blowing?"

"I can use any weapon you have seen~"

Ni Kuang shouted to the director and backstage staff, "Bring him a sword and let him play with it!"

Xia Tian was also not at all weak. He weighed the sword in his hand, flew over the coffee table, and performed a set of drunken sword skills amid the exclamations of several people!
His body was like a willow, his sword moved like a dragon! A cold light shone brightly, and the scene in front of him was dazzling!

Sword flowers, sword spinning, illusions - the special swinging frequency, the afterimage left behind, turned into seven or eight sword lights like a peacock spreading its tail!

——I don’t know if the camera can capture it, but the naked eye can.

This set of sword skills amazed everyone!
Huang Zhan's eyes widened: "Oh my god! Is this true? Are you a hero?!"

The tip of the sword actually made a whooshing sound when it cut through the air. It turned out that this was not just an exaggerated dubbing in movies and TV series!
But Ni Kuang was not convinced: "Wow, you are very good at it, I wonder if it can be faster than the pistol?!"

Cai Lan couldn't help but complain about his old friend: "Wow! What else do you want?!"

Xia Tian casually sheathed the sword and threw it to the staff: "Ha, from seven steps away the gun is fast, within seven steps... the gun is accurate and fast! How can you become a master if you have a gun but don't use martial arts?"

The staff member holding the sword thought to himself: Ni Kuang, you should say less, he shot three people in the head with three shots!

……

At this time, Huang Zhan and Cai Lan were resting, and Ni Kuang started to exert his strength.

When he discussed with Xia Tian, ​​the topic inevitably turned to writing.

Because he happened to find out that Xia Tian was not only a best-selling author in mainland China and Hong Kong, but also a best-selling author in the United States - this was a bit discouraging!
Ni Kuang: Young people should not be too aggressive!
The two talked about science fiction novels. After all, Ni Kuang’s representative work is the "Wesley" series.

Speaking of science fiction?

Xia Tian raised his glass and saluted the camera from afar, "One day when I was drunk, an alien friend of mine told me that there is a nebula called W3 in the Perseus spiral arm of the Milky Way. It is said that the nebula is full of ethanol. There is enough ethanol for all the people on Earth to keep drinking until the solar system is destroyed!"

Huang Zhan, who was resting in the skill cooldown period, was stunned for a few seconds, then suddenly picked up his wine glass and muttered to himself: "Is this science fiction?!"

His eyes were blurry and his face was red, and he drank it all in one gulp!

Sometimes, whether people get along with each other or not just depends on whether their brain waves match for a moment.

Speaking of martial arts novels, Xia Tian waved his hands and said, "Jin Gu Huang Liang Wen Ruian have almost finished writing them. So I wrote fantasy novels, like Huan Zhu Lou Zhu Shu Shan."

A Rong: "What's your name?"

Xia Tian: "It's called Zhu Xian. It hasn't been published here yet. I'll give you a copy when I get back."

Ni Kuang: It’s broken, so he installed a big one!
Talking about "What is the biggest difference between writing in English and writing in Chinese?"

Xia Tian calmly said: "The biggest difference is that English writing is written in English, and Chinese writing is written in Chinese."

Huang Zhan: "Listening to your words is like listening to a speech."

Xia Tian: "Seven days apart is like a week apart."

Ah Rong: "One minute on stage, sixty seconds off stage."

Xia Tian: "It's pretty good, but a little bit worse. Actually, sometimes it's worse, but it's too good to feel worse, so it's a little worse than good. Overall, it's still good, but the only drawback is that it's a little worse..."

Several people: Facing a talented player like you, no matter how hard we rack our brains, we can't compare to what you say casually!

Xia Tian argued, "This is called nonsense literature. When two unknown but familiar people meet, they have to say a few words to each other. They don't have to say 'Today's weather... ahahaha' and then show an awkward but polite smile. They can just talk nonsense with each other and kill time~"

A Rong: Don’t waste my life!

But jokes aside, this topic still needs to be discussed.

Xia Tian said: "I think Chinese is very difficult for foreigners."

"Look! It's the same as saying that you will suffer the consequences if you are not well off."

"Victory over the enemy and defeating the enemy are the same thing."

"Sand in the eyes means the same thing as sand in the eyes."

“Being aware of danger and being aware of safety mean the same thing.”

"Cigarette butts and cigarette butts mean the same thing."

"The bladder's 臂 is the shoulder's 臂, the careless's 率 is the efficient's 率, the careful's 仔 is the prosperous's 仔, and the cigar's 茄 is the 茄 of 蛋子..."

Everyone: ...The Chinese language is indeed profound and extensive~
Xia Tian chats about food with Cai Lan - Cai Lan is a gourmet.

A Rong said Xia Tian’s cooking is very delicious, no worse than that of the chefs in restaurants!

Cai Lan's favorite is "A Bite of China" which was shot in the summer. He said frankly: "I am even a little jealous! Why was it not shot by me?!"

(End of this chapter)