I have a date with an NPC

Are we just like actors?

"Come in! You just stitched up the wound yesterday, and you are going to film again today, are you dying?" The little nurse walked into the duty room next to her while talking, and took out disinfectant and other tools from the cabinet.

"Get down!" Her tone was somewhat similar to that of Dr. Fan. Could it be that she was infected after being together for a long time.A little girl always likes to keep a straight face.

I had no choice but to lie down on the hospital bed. The little nurse took off the patch on my wound with sterilized tweezers and pulled the wound. It was a constant pain. I saw that the patch that was removed was red. When I took it apart just now, I touched the wound and bled again.

"You know it hurts?"

"Grandma, be gentle!" I could only yell for mercy.

"If you know it hurts, don't work so hard! The wound is infected, and your waist will be finished!" She said while wiping my wound with a cotton ball.

That's disinfectant, it hurts.

The short fat man and the tall one are huddled together at the door to watch the play, and they are still dripping, which looks weird.Especially when the black background of the eye circles of the two of them was washed away by the rain, the faces could hardly be seen, and it would be a nightmare.

After the little nurse helped me treat the wound, she took a pack of tissues and put them on the table by the door: "Wipe yourself!" Then she came back to apply medicine and tie gauze on me.

"Sister, don't you have a boyfriend!" Humpty Humpty said with a smile.

The little nurse glared at him, but still asked curiously, "How do you know?"

The short fat man squinted at her, opened his mouth and said, "I am the No. 30 sixth-generation descendant of Master Zhang of Fenghuang Mountain, and I have all the true biography of my master. It is absolutely no problem to tell people's fortunes and see Feng Shui. "

Shit, I thought he would say "the legs are clamped tightly enough", but he started bragging in a sensible way.

"Do you really know how to tell fortunes?" The little nurse seemed quite interested in this topic.

"Really!" Humpty Humpty said with a smile, "Just let me see your hands!"

The little nurse really believed in evil, and after she tied me up, she decisively stretched out her hands: "Then help me see!"

Humpty Humpty grabbed her silky hands with a smile, stroking her narcissistically, looking like a senior.Judging by his proficient appearance, he should be a habitual offender, and he doesn't know how many ignorant girls he has deceived.

But the little nurse said unconsciously: "Help me find out! How is my marriage? When will my Prince Charming appear?"

Humpty Humpty said without even looking at it, "It's already appeared!"

The little nurse blushed and lowered her head shyly: "You, how do you know?"

"Of course, I'm Phoenix Mountain... (omitted), no one can be sure about my fortune-telling! I don't usually tell people's fortunes lightly!"

In fact, I murmured in my heart: People's Prince Charming, the short and fat man, wouldn't say that he is himself!

The tall one seemed a little dazed. After all, he hit someone with his car just now, and he still couldn't let it go. If he was really killed, one can imagine how miserable the rest of his life would be.

"Grandpa, the grandson is calling again..."

I took it out and it was my sister calling.

"Brother, have you come back?" My sister asked worriedly, crying, "I just heard that sister Xiaoyu tricked you into the cemetery, are you okay? I heard that there has been a lot of trouble recently, sister Xiaoyu is really too much .”

I was moved inside and said, "I'm back! I just got a ride! Don't worry, I'm on my way! Save me a chicken wing!"

After hanging up the phone, I saw the little nurse looking at me eagerly and muttering, "Greedy ghost!"

I smiled awkwardly without explaining.

If I don't say that, my sister must be worried.

The Humpty Dumpty said: "Sister, I haven't finished yet! I see that you and I are destined, so I will help you do a fortune-telling calculation for free, no money required!"

"Ah, do you still want money?" The little nurse said sensitively and withdrew her hand, "Then I don't want it anymore, I have no money!"

Didn't Humpty Humpty feel enough, so he said, "Your prince charming just appeared recently, right?"

The little nurse was surprised again: "You know this too?"

"And it's far away in the sky, right in front of our eyes!" Humpty Dumpty said smugly.

I scolded in my heart: Do you want to be so narcissistic?

Unexpectedly, the little nurse lowered her head and was a little embarrassed. I looked around and saw that there were only three men here.

I won't talk about the two Taoist priests, one is 1.9 meters thin bamboo pole, with a ghostly arc on his face; the other is less than 1.6 meters, like a short wax gourd.With the two of them as my foil, it is very difficult for me not to be narcissistic.

I blankly pointed to my nose and said, "Isn't it me?"

The little nurse actually, actually nodded shyly: "I have been secretly in love with you for a long time! I am upset!"

"But, I only met you once, and the total time we met was less than 10 minutes?" I was really baffled. Is there really such a thing as love at first sight in this world?

The short fat man drooped his head in frustration, "Sister, I, I, I..."

But the little nurse seemed to be looking at me in a daze, as if she could never see enough, "You have a great figure!"

I was looked at a bit like sitting on pins and needles, feeling uncomfortable all over, wishing I could find a place to get down immediately.

At this time, an old nurse came in and said, "Whoever of you is the family member of the patient, go and pay the deposit first!"

I looked at the two Taoist priests, and they looked at each other, and then at me.

The tall one said shyly, "I have no money!"

Humpty Humpty twitched his mouth: "Me neither!"

Humpty Dumpty, you have the nerve to say that I think you are the best at tricking and deceiving, but how dare you say no.

I was just muttering in my heart, this hospital doesn't treat patients without paying money, I can't just watch people die because I don't want to part with that little money.

Seeing that they could sneak away but didn't have it just now, I admit it, I took out the credit card and gave it to the old nurse, "Swipe it!"

The tall one and the short fat one looked at me with watery eyes: "Brother, you are so rich!"

I looked at them with disdain and said, "You guys still own cars anyway, and I still take the No. 11 car! There is no money in the card, but you can overdraft!"

The tall man said in embarrassment: "Brother, to be honest, we really have no money! This car belongs to the master! He saw that you were trapped in the cemetery alone and couldn't go back, so he specially asked us to take you back!"

Humpty Humpty continued to mutter: "And the master doesn't let us tell fortunes and ward off disasters to make money! So, we have all the skills, but we are still poor!"

I am embarrassing!

"However, if the customer sent it on his own initiative, then it doesn't matter!" Humpty Dumpty turned and said excitedly, is that look suggesting that I want to give him something?