I have a date with an NPC

I sat down in front of the disturbed girl, and on the table in front of me, there were all the same mobile phones but decorated with leather cases of various styles.

It can be seen from these colorful decorations that all the 31 mobile phones here are used by girls.

"There are so many!" I exclaimed in amazement, "It can be sold for tens of thousands!"

The upset girl showed a confident smile on her face and said, "Here are all the mobile phones stolen from Yunhai University in the past two days. Let's see which one belongs to your sister!"

I'm amazed, how else can Banana Company go public so soon, it's almost like an arcade machine for everyone.Although the price is as high as more than 5000 yuan, which is equivalent to more than two months' wages for some people, and some people sell their livers and kidneys just to buy such a mobile phone.When I usually pass by the window of a banana specialty store, I can’t help but stop and look at it, but I can’t afford it, even with a few months’ salary saved, so I can only look at it to relieve my hunger.

But unexpectedly, there are 31 Banana Fives in front of my eyes, and I can choose them at will. This really dazzles me.

The upset girl said with a smile, "That cell phone of yours should have been thrown away a long time ago, it's been out for hundreds of years!"

I giggled and said, "Just enough is enough! My mobile phone is waterproof, dustproof and pervert-proof! Now it's out of print on the market, and I can't buy it even if I want to buy it!"

"I know it's waterproof and dustproof, how can it prevent perverts?" the disturbed girl said curiously.

I took out my antique Nokia mobile phone and said seriously: "Look, it looks like a very ordinary mobile phone on the surface, but in fact..."

The confused girl looked at me curiously, "Then what is it actually?" I guess I've watched too much 008, where all kinds of advanced spy equipment are hidden in some inconspicuous props, maybe I think my phone has something Great effect.

I got enough appetite, and solemnly recommended: "Actually, it is a mobile phone that can be used as a brick! If you encounter a pervert, you can just hold a mobile phone and smash it at the pervert's head, and the pervert's head will be instantly healed." Get a bag!"

The upset girl almost spit out the Coke in her mouth, she couldn't help laughing and said, "That's it?"

I asked seriously: "Is this not enough?"

The upset girl smiled prettily, "Enough is enough! Your mobile phone is really strong!" Suddenly her expression changed and she asked jealously: "Do you usually make them happy like this?"

I sweat, this face change is too fast.

"No!" I said frankly, "Although we live together, we all play games and rarely eat or chat together!"

She didn't continue to press her, but she lay down on the table, looked at me seriously and asked, "Let me be your girlfriend, okay?"

Cold sweat started to break out on my forehead, and I suddenly thought, if I were her boyfriend, if I quarreled with her one day, would I be chased and hacked by more than 2000 people at the same time while walking on the street?However, I thought again, if I hadn't been her boyfriend, would I have the same fate as Xu Wenqiang if I went out now?

What a tough choice.

I was tangled, deeply tangled.

Let's say she's pretty, the disturbed girl isn't bad either, although her breasts aren't as big as Murong Mingyue's, they're not too small, and although her ass isn't as big as Murong Mingyue's, she still looks quite handsome.As the saying goes, red flowers need green leaves to back them up. If you only look at her like this, her beauty can only be considered okay.

But, if... I turned my head and looked at the next table, I saw the fat girl holding the greasy roasted chicken leg and stuffing it into her mouth, sucking her fingers, and then turning around to see the disturbed girl dipping it in French fries After the strong contrast of ketchup, I will feel that the upset girl is definitely a big beauty.

The upset girl sat down in disappointment, "Do you want to think about it for so long? It's very sad!" Then she also grabbed the roasted chicken leg on the table and took a bite.

The corners of my mouth twitched in embarrassment, and I said embarrassingly: "This... that... I don't know you very well, so if I'm just your boyfriend, it's going too fast!"

I don’t know if I’m thinking too much, because I think that once the relationship between boyfriend and girlfriend is confirmed, there should be some things that should be done between boyfriend and girlfriend, what do you think?

But now if it’s just that, it’s a bit of that, and if it’s too fast, the people who watch it are also that, can you understand what I mean?

When I said this, the upset girl immediately put down the grilled chicken leg, and wiped her mouth with a tissue in a gentle manner, "Then you mean, after we get to know each other better, we can be boyfriend and girlfriend?"

In fact, I want to say very evilly, "Then see how deep it is!"

But I'm just a sullen guy, I just hide in my room and mute the computer to watch Mr. Cang, it's almost impossible to say something with such connotation.

"That's almost what it means!" I said hehe.

Regarding things like boyfriend and girlfriend, I'm actually quite conservative. Someone said that if you fall in love not for the purpose of marriage, it's all hooliganism.So I have always been looking for someone to marry with great care, instead of messing around with men and women casually!

It seems that we are not the second generation of x, and we can't even mess around if we want to, is there any reason?

The upset girl smiled, holding up French fries dipped in ketchup and giggling, "You said that!"

What she said made me feel like she was playing with me again.

I have a very uneasy feeling!But where is the anxiety?Have no idea.

The upset girl left excitedly, leaving behind a table of banana fives and an unfinished family bucket.

The point is that the pile of banana fives on the table is really eye-catching. Anyone who walks by my side can't help but look a few more times, and then whisper, and there is even a very shy buddy who put it on by her girlfriend. He walked over under his blind eyelids and asked, "Student, do you sell second-hand mobile phones? How much is this banana five?"

I looked at him, Metersbonwe's top, Metersbonwe's jeans, skinny, obviously only 200 yuan in the wallet, but still invited his girlfriend to such a luxurious place for dinner.The remaining 100 yuan is just enough to buy three Durex and open a house.

Immediately, a feeling of sympathy and sympathy arises spontaneously. I think that's how I came here back then!

It's nostalgic!

So without thinking, I picked up a Banana Five, called my mobile phone, checked the number, and when I was sure it wasn't Shangguan Wan'er, I threw it to him and said, "I'm giving it to you!"

The buddy was stunned for a moment!

Everyone who was eating next to me went crazy, squeezed over in a hurry, stretched out their greasy little hands and said, "I want it too! I want it too!..."

I was also stunned for a moment, and finally escaped from KFC in a very embarrassing situation.