Chapter 153 The story begins
(The Marvel chapter is not well written, I suggest you jump to the next world directly, the last few chapters are free to read)
The sky is falling!

This was Thor's first thought after waking up this morning.

When the first ray of sunlight in the morning shone on the drunken crowd in the banquet hall, Thor woke up with the remnants of a hangover. He was drunk, his clothes were disheveled, and he held Loki in his arms.

After Sif was driven away yesterday, he and Loki drank to their heart's content, but they still felt unsatisfied so they brought in a few more barrels of wine. They drank until they were dizzy and passed out like other drunkards.

There's nothing wrong with getting drunk and rolling around with your brothers, let alone hugging Loki, it wouldn't be surprising even if the two of them hugged each other face to face.

But when Loki woke up, he suddenly looked at him with a complex expression mixed with nostalgia, joy, regret, sadness, etc., and said, "Brother, I miss you so much."

Oh my God, Loki actually said he missed him!
It's obvious that the two of them have always been together and have never been separated, and he still calls me brother!
Although I did call her that before, every time I did it in a weird and strange tone of voice, and I even added the modifiers "dear" or "respected".

And this time, he actually called him "brother" directly, just to encourage him to go to some dangerous places, or do something unorthodox that would be reprimanded if his father knew about it.

"Loki, are you sick or poisoned?"

Thor hurriedly helped Loki up and touched his forehead. "Did the alcohol mess up your brain, or was it some kind of magic? I'll take you to see your father!"

"No, brother, I just miss you."

Loki hugged Thor and his eyes became particularly gentle.

The second time I didn’t call him brother in a sarcastic tone!

Thor was so frightened that he took a step back. "You know, we haven't lived in harmony like this for a long, long time. I remember when we were eight years old, you turned into a snake..."

"That's because you like snakes."

"Yeah, yeah, I like snakes. I picked you up to play with you, but you suddenly turned back and said 'Hey, surprise!' to me, and then you hit me in the kidneys." Thor said quickly.

"Since then, you have never been so...intimate to me again."

"Sorry, I was wrong."

Loki looked apologetic and bowed his head to admit his mistake.

Thor's eyes widened. When he heard Loki admit his mistake, his mind seemed to be facing the energy torrent of the Rainbow Bridge. He suddenly felt like the sky was falling.

"It's over, it's over, my brother. I will definitely heal you. Let's go see father now!"

He clenched his right hand into the air, and Thor's hammer flew over from the table. After catching it, it spun rapidly and was about to fly to Odin's bedroom.

"No, no need. I'm fine brother, and someone will be here for you soon."

Loki smiled, with the corners of his mouth raised.

"immediately?"

Thor slowed down his movements, "How soon?"

Loki’s illness cannot be delayed!
"3, 2, 1."

"Thor!"

A sweet female voice was heard and Thor looked over.

Sif changed into an outfit he had never seen before. It was not Asgard-style armor, nor was it silk gauze, but a black unknown fabric with a clean and simple style.

Her pants were made of another blue, sturdy fabric that was very slim-fitting. She had a tan silk scarf tied around her neck, and she looked intellectual and elegant.

Thor: (●''●)
What is going on?

……

An hour ago.

"Give me a reason, why should I help you?"

Lu Ke leaned against the door frame, took out a pack of cigarettes from his pocket and lit them skillfully.

"What do you want? I'll give it to you if I have it all!"

Sif stood with a sword in her hand, her eyes full of determination. She noticed that Luke's eyes were fixed on her chest and she quickly stepped back.

"That's absolutely not possible. I only sleep with people I like."

Luke: (`~)
He was just looking at Sif's equipment, okay!
Different from the several female warriors last night, the equipment on Sif was obviously not ordinary stuff. It was much more exquisitely made and had a magical aura. He wanted to study it to see if he could imitate it.

"Is this true?" He was a little curious about Sif's pure love. She let go of her succubus physique and her voice became magnetic.

"I'm not ugly, and I'm pretty good in every way. Don't you want to give it a try? You don't have to be responsible."

"Do not want to."

Sif answered quickly, showing her determination to defeat Thor alone.

Lu Ke noticed that she had hardly changed from before, and she just looked at her face, chest, abdomen and hips a few more times.

With more than a dozen worlds superimposed on each other, especially with the addition of the elf Luke, who is already extremely handsome, he did not dare to completely release his succubus physique in front of outsiders, but Sif only made such a small move.

This is simply the most pure love chapter!
Lu Ke was so moved that he almost shed tears. He restrained his charm and said, "I didn't expect that you are a pure love party like me."

"Wait a minute, you said you are a pure love party? Skadi and her sisters are still in your room."

Sif's face turned pale and she looked at Luke with disdain. She had been listening to the noises all night and had heard more than a dozen different female voices.

Lu Ke said seriously, "My lover is this Nine Realms. In other words, as long as the woman from the Nine Realms and I are in love with each other, it is considered pure love."

Sif was stunned. It was the first time she heard someone describe a scumbag as being so righteous and fresh. She gritted her teeth and threw away her moral principles for love.

"Since you are also a pure love party, can you help me pursue Saul?"

"But I refuse."

Lu Ke shook his head. “Although we are comrades, Lu Ke only helps Lu Ke. I will not do anything that does not benefit me.”

"Are you not good enough?"

"No? Who can you say can't?"

Luke was so angry that he almost jumped up. Did Sif think that he couldn't attract women except by relying on the accumulated charm points?

In his previous life, he was a master of theoretical love, a high-level galgame player, and a collector of all CG illustrations!

How dare Sif question his unique understanding of love!

"I'll help you. With a top love expert like me backing you up, you will definitely win over Thor within two days!"

Sif's eyes lit up. She could not believe the sweet words of the scumbag, but she had to believe his understanding of love. "Anyway, take off your clothes first."

Sif: (¬_¬)
Luke took out a set of women's clothing produced on Earth and stored in the space magic. "I mean to change your clothes."

Then don't say it in such a vulgar way!

Sif snatched the clothes viciously, studying the style and asking in confusion: "Why do you carry women's clothes with you?"

"This is what's left over from Natasha and I playing cosplay, the bad student and the female teacher..."

"Stop, I don't want to hear you say those dirty words!"

Sif held her forehead with her hand, feeling that her heart was gradually turning yellow. She actually realized what this meant after just hearing the beginning few words. She was really unworthy of her identity as an Asgardian warrior.

"Do you have any new clothes?"

"Yes, on Earth, um... in your terms, it's in the atrium."

"Forget it, just wear it for life."

After borrowing Luke's bedroom to change clothes, Sif touched the strange fabric a little awkwardly, "The style of Zhongting's clothes is quite nice."

Compared to the poor clothing styles of Asgard, the clothing on Earth is indeed much better looking. The smart clothes reveal Sif's graceful figure, and the jeans bring out her long legs in a different way.

Luke moved his fingers slightly, and a water curtain appeared in front of Sif, reflecting her reflection.

"Would Thor like this style?"

Sif spoke hesitantly.

"Believe me, he likes smart and intelligent women." Luke patted his chest confidently. Jane Foster is the Doctor, and it is correct according to the aesthetic standards of the original work.

There was only one question left.

"Sif, try to be smarter."

Sif frowned in thought, "What do you mean by being smarter?"

"Yes, that's it, keep it up!"

Luke nodded in satisfaction. "Next, you just need to go over and tell Thor that you like him, the same way that Frigga likes Odin."

"How can you just say that right away?"

Sif's face changed, and she began to doubt whether this scumbag's skills were good enough.

"Believe me, a lot of love stories in movies fail because they are too entangled and vague. Straightforward is the way to go. If you break through the window paper, you will definitely get the answer you want!"

Luke warned Sif seriously and patted her on the shoulder, "Come on, you are the best!"

"What if I fail?"

Lu Ke smiled mysteriously, "I have a backup plan."

He returned to the Midgard two days later. It was none of his business if Sif was useless.

That’s about it for the free services.

……

"Thor."

Sif slowly approached Thor and Loki with a slightly unnatural look on her face.

"Hey, Sif, your dress looks really nice. I've never seen you wear it before."

Thor looked at the clothes on Sif with a little surprise, "It's just a little thin, not very defensive."

"I think so."

As a warrior, Sif nodded in approval. "Although the clothes in the courtyard look good, they are not very practical and cannot withstand swords at all."

"Clothes in the atrium?"

Thor frowned and opened his mouth in disapproval, "Sif, did you go to Luke's house last night?"

He noticed that Luke sometimes had a lot of female warriors, which was obviously not a very stable relationship. Although he regarded Sif as a brother, he still understood that Sif was a girl.

Sif was a little confused about whether she should deny it. She did go to Luke's house, but she didn't go in.

"Yes."

"Listen, Luke is an excellent warrior...er...mage, and can be a very good friend, but he is definitely not a good partner. Sif, you can find someone else."

Sif's face lit up, "Would you be angry if Luke and I were together?"

"Of course!"

Thor nodded seriously, it felt so weird how one of his brothers could be slept with by another brother.

"I won't be with him. The person I like is you, Thor."

Sif spoke out her thoughts nervously, but she saw that Thor's face opposite her had no expression of surprise, joy or shyness, but was full of wonder.

"Sif, you are already one of the Four Warriors of Asgard, why do you want to enter again?"

Sif: ???
Loki, who had been silent all this time, suddenly looked embarrassed.

"Sorry, I forgot my previous relationship guidance to Thor."

He sighed and gave an apologetic smile "It's okay, let's do it again."

Loki stretched out his right hand and pressed his thumb and middle finger together.

Snapped!
With a snap of fingers, endless green light enveloped everything.

……

Lu Ke was stunned to find himself reappearing in front of the bedroom door, and in front of him was Sif wearing armor.

"I want to ask you to do me a favor."

What the hell is going on? What should I do?

Loki: Hey, would you like an apple?
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(End of this chapter)

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