Simultaneous Travel: Becoming a Legend in the Heavens.

Chapter 158 Mjolnir is just a bunch of lickers

(The Marvel chapter is not well written, I suggest you jump to the next world directly, the last few chapters are free to read)
"What? Boss, please sit down."

"I've been sitting for a long, long, long time. Now I just need to stand."

Loki's eyes were deep, he stood straight, with an unfathomable smile on his face, and he looked at Luke with some nostalgia.

A landmine at the start!

Luke pulled a stool and sat down in self-abandonment, sighing, "Okay, I admit that I was wrong. I shouldn't have written about your tragic love with Thor."

Loki's deep gaze and unfathomable smile collapsed for a second, "You still wrote this?"

Luke: ...

Oh my god, I blew myself up?

Luke: "You don't know? Aren't you the god of stories?"

"Don't call me the God of Stories. Just call me Loki."

"Okay, Lokiba."

"...I've really been sitting here for too long, and I feel nostalgic when I hear bitch quotes like yours."

Loki sighed and said, "First of all, I want to make it clear that the God of Stories does not mean that he is omniscient and omnipotent."

He nodded his head. "That's not comprehensive. If I want to know, basically nothing can be hidden from me. But if I want to receive all the information from countless timelines and countless worlds, even I will crash."

At this point, his eyes flashed with green data, and his expression became more and more strange. "What kind of development is this... fighting for the throne... the loser will be chopped up... and get pregnant... Hela, Fenrir and Jörmungandr..."

"Can a carbon-based creature come up with this plot?"

Don't make a fuss about it. Human XP is all kinds of different.

Lu Ke rubbed his head sheepishly, "I wanted to try the female market."

As a result, he failed to enter the female market, but a large number of patriots supporting the LGBT minority group boosted his performance.

"Sol and I are brothers."

"You are adopted."

Luke blurted out, and immediately felt something was wrong, "I mean, you are as close as brothers!"

"The God of Stories won't be broken by such a small matter, right?"

Loki was silent for a moment before he sarcastically said, "The novels you write are still as bad as ever."

Luke: (▼ヘ▼#)
Boy, his defense is broken!

"Let's get down to business. Why did you go out of your way to possess your younger self and trap me in a time loop?"

"It wasn't me who wanted to come here, but you created the bug in the world, which gave me the opportunity to come here."

Loki waved his finger lightly, and an infinitely extending line appeared. "This is the normal development of this universe."

He extended his index finger and pointed at a certain point in the line. A sparkling dot appeared there. "Every world has an event that is destined to happen and cannot be changed. It is the axis of the world line. You can also call it the origin, a specific event, a designated project, etc. The name is not important. What matters is that this thing is destined to happen and must happen."

Luke nodded in understanding. He had seen Marvel's "What If" animation, which had various possible branch worlds. In one of the worlds, what was destined to happen was the death of Strange's girlfriend Christine.

In order to save Christine's life, Strange went back in time and tried various possibilities, but all the results were deviations that led to Christine's death. In the end, Strange also studied forbidden techniques and the world was destroyed...

All I can say is that he is worthy of being one of their Supreme Sorcerers, as he can destroy the world with a wave of his hand.

"So what is the axis of this world?"

"In the plot of Thor: Ragnarok, Thor attacked the Frost Giants and was exiled to Earth by his father. It doesn't matter how things develop after that, but this thing cannot be changed."

Lu Ke couldn't help but complain: "Is it really okay for you to talk about Thor 1 so openly?"

Loki waved his hand to make the lines disappear, "This is to help you sort out your thoughts more easily."

He looked at Luke dimly, "Because of his defeat at your hands, Thor's mentality has stabilized a lot and he has grown a little. If there is no external interference, he will ascend to the throne smoothly. The infiltrating frost giant will not make him lose his mind in anger."

"Well, this doesn't seem like a big deal. Didn't Strange try so hard to change his fate and all kinds of unexpected things happened?"

Lu Ke touched his head. Under normal circumstances, there should be some unexpected events that would allow Thor to maintain the original plot.

Loki kept his eyes on Luke and said, "Then what do you think is the reason why the world line cannot be corrected?"

"It can't be me..."

Luke swallowed his saliva. If he was so powerful, how could he be trapped in a time loop by Loki now?

"Your current strength is indeed not that exaggerated, but it may not be the case in the future."

Loki sighed helplessly, "Too high a status will disrupt the correction of events. The reason why Strange couldn't stop Christine is simple. He is not strong enough."

Even if he turned dark and became three times stronger, studied various forbidden techniques, summoned beholders and other means to improve himself, he was still not strong enough, at least not strong enough to prevent the occurrence of the established events.

Lu Ke asked tentatively, "So, that's why you came here to correct it yourself? Can't you send someone from the Time Management Bureau to do this?"

"If they were more capable, I wouldn't have to go there myself... Well, part of the reason is that I want to go back to Asgard, even if it's just an idea to come over."

His real body was still on that chair, rejecting the uniqueness of the sacred timeline and carrying all possibilities and countless world lines.

The seriousness on Loki's face melted a little. "Loki will work hard on the subsequent corrections after I leave. Just don't come to Asgard again."

"So what does this have to do with my time loop?" "The main reason is that after you leave, I have no reason to stay here." Loki smiled embarrassedly, "And I want you to help find a partner for Thor."

Lu Ke was a little speechless for a moment. The God of Love Stories came here this time just to act as a matchmaker and find a partner for his brother.

"Will Thor meet Jane in the future?"

"Jane is too fragile to be with Thor well."

Loki sighed, "He has always been strong. He has always been determined to move forward even if the future is bumpy. But why can't we give him a better future?"

"At least I hope that when Thor experiences countless sorrows in the future, someone will hug him and let him cry for a while."

Lu Ke's eyes turned red after hearing this and he couldn't help rubbing his eyes. Although there were no tears, he was very moved, really!
This is brotherhood.

"Why don't you do it yourself."

"The higher you sit, the heavier the burden on your shoulders. The more detached you are, the more you will be constrained." Loki's eyes were deep, and after a long time he shook his head, "It's not convenient for me to take action, at least not directly."

"I don't know how to be a matchmaker..."

"You will be rewarded later."

“…But there’s always a first time for everything!”

Lu Ke changed the subject, took out a small notebook, and said with a firm look, "Don't worry, I'm a man who has seen Wang Po's matchmaking, and I have a wealth of theoretical knowledge of matching. Tell me, what kind of woman do you want to find for your brother?"

"First, you need to live long. There is no point in not living long enough. Second, you need to be strong. A vase is too fragile and would only be a burden to Thor. Finally, you need to be beautiful. Otherwise, Thor might not be interested in you."

"How's Captain Marvel?"

"That's too tough. No."

"Scarlet Witch... Um, no, I'll keep this for myself." Luke crossed out Wanda's name.
"How about She-Hulk? This figure should be in line with your requirements and can give Thor a full sense of security."

"Are you serious?"

Loki held his forehead with his hand, "It's better to be from Asgard."

Luke's eyes lit up when he heard this. "I feel like Mjolnir meets your requirements. Can you make the hammer become a human? Then Thor can hold his wife in his hands."

If you think about it, there's nothing wrong with Mjolnir.

In terms of longevity, Thor has finally passed away but his hammer is still there; in terms of power, who dares to say that Thor's hammer is not strong enough? In terms of appearance, the hammer is also top-notch in terms of appearance... at least that's the case in the hammer world!
Loki's face was full of black lines, "Yes, that's right, this way he can not only hold his wife in his hand, but also use it to hit people, use it to draw electricity, and use it to suppress the enemy."

"Yeah, yeah." Lu Ke nodded vigorously.

"But it's not a human!"

"Except for not being able to have sex, there's nothing wrong with the hammer." Luke looked disdainful. "Do you think Thor is such a superficial man that he only looks for a partner who can have sex? He must be looking for spiritual tacit understanding!"

On the table, the rune of Thor's hammer suddenly flashed, as if it had something to say.

"Mjolnir seems to have his own opinions."

Luke exclaimed, "This is true love."

Loki frowned, walked forward, and placed his finger on the rune of the hammer. A green magic attached to the hammer.

"Hey! I can talk now, Loki you are awesome now!"

Hammer made a rough voice, "I didn't expect my licking dog could turn over. In this way, you can lift me up!"

"Hey, you stupid wizard over there, you too, do you want to be my licker? As long as you lick me long enough, I'll let you touch my handle."

Luke and Loki were both silent.

"Hey, why are you guys silent? I have a lot to say. It's rare for me to be able to express my own opinions after so many years. Didn't you just say that Thor and I are a good match? Indeed, I think so too."

"I love Thor touching my dick. He always swings me around, cleans my dick and kisses me. I really like him, except for the fact that he takes me with him when he takes a shit."

"Oh, do you know my previous master? She was a dark girl. Although she was a girl, she was much stronger than Thor. She was three times stronger than Thor, but she didn't treat me with much care..."

The hammer kept chattering, and Loki pointed at it again with a dark face, and stopped the magic when it exclaimed, "Wait, I still have a lot to say, no!"

"I didn't expect Mjolnir to have such a strong personality."

After a long silence, Luke took the initiative to break the silence, smiling awkwardly, "When he spoke, I thought someone's Deadpool was released."

Loki rubbed his brows and said, "Anyway, think about whether there are any Asgardians who meet my requirements."

Luke pondered for a moment, looked at Loki strangely, and after hesitating for a moment, he finally mustered up the courage to speak.

"How about you change your gender and marry your brother? It can also be considered a marriage between the Frost Giants and Asgard."

Rocky: 6
He pinched his thumb and middle finger together.

Snapped--

Being so close, Lu Ke finally saw the starting point of time reversal. Green light covered everything, and powerful time magic appeared before his eyes.

……

"Can you give me a hand?"

"no problem!"

(End of this chapter)