Simultaneous Travel: Becoming a Legend in the Heavens.

Chapter 94: Tokyo Gyuma will not encounter urban legends
Work is shit!
Since he started working, Lu Ke has always believed in this. Whether it is working from 6 am to 10 pm, his two-faced colleagues or his boss who is as stupid as a pig, all of them have proved it without exception...

Work is shit!

By analogy, the company is a huge cesspool, and the boss, a fat maggot, lies inside it, drinking urine while arranging for these dung collectors to clean the toilet.

Can the world be destroyed once?

Occasionally, Luke would have this thought.

……

At six o'clock in the morning, the sun in Tokyo has risen high, whipping a crowd of cattle and horses to start crowding into buses and subways.

This prosperous neon capital covers a small area, but accommodates 37 million people, most of whom are young people who come here with a yearning for big cities. But they will soon find that Tokyo is not a paradise, but a devil's den.

The life pace that is so fast that it makes people vomit blood will wear down people's will, destroy their bodies, and drain the enthusiasm of young people. Then the monster called Tokyo throws these residues out and welcomes the next batch of people with a smile.

Lu Ke turned off the alarm one second before it rang. He put on his clothes expressionlessly, washed up in front of the mirror, replied to work messages on LINE, ate the bread that popped out of the toaster, drank up the warm milk, and then he went out to fight the subway that could squeeze people into meat patties.

He works in an ordinary company in Shinjuku Ward, and his main business is selling various souvenirs for tourists to buy, mainly various children's toys, both copyrighted and non-copyrighted. Recently, the boss seems to have taken an interest in Xingou and plans to add it to the category of adult toys.

Lu Ke thought that the guy was crazy and the company was doomed, but he didn't care. Overtime work would accelerate aging, and years of hard work had dulled his eyes.

I remember that my girlfriend, who I had been in love with for three years, broke up with Lu Ke decisively one month after he graduated and started working.

"I'm sorry Luke, but since you started working, the strength and durability of the weapons have been greatly reduced."

"I never expect a student to bring me money, but if you can't even give me physical pleasure, then this relationship should end soon."

The beautiful and ruthless lady with beautiful aqua blue hair said this and considerately left him a total of 10 million yen, saying that this was the reward for his hard work day and night for three years.

At that moment, Lu Ke finally understood that the most solid relationship in the world is money.

"People can live without anyone except money."

From then on, Lu Ke made money his top priority. He worked hard day and night, hoping to have his own house and car in Tokyo before he turned 30.

As for women, whatever.

Feelings are something that can change at any time. Most young people nowadays scoff at morality, and cheating is a common occurrence, not to mention that the process of falling in love requires all kinds of tolerance and concessions to the woman.

If Lu Ke really meets a good girl, he wouldn't mind pursuing her, but he is too lazy to spend energy looking for her or going on blind dates.

I arrived at the company ten minutes early and swiped my card in front of the familiar yawning security guard. This security guard was also a slave. Security guards in other places might have an easier time, but in Tokyo even a dog would have to curl up.

Lu Ke wore his work badge and went to the time clock machine to complete his daily clock-in work, thus beginning his day of hard work.

He is an employee of the design department. His main job is to design toys suitable for children aged eight to twelve. He has made several popular products by copying. He has a high position in the department, but his boss A, the director of the design department, dislikes him.

Supervisor A is the boss's nephew, a useless jerk with no talent at all. He only got this position thanks to his family connections, and he gets a generous salary and the power to give orders to his subordinates.

He both liked and hated Luke.

He likes Lu Ke because he is very capable and the design department cannot do without him. But he also hates this because people in the design department will ask Lu Ke, the senior veteran, for help instead of him, the head of the design department. He feels that Lu Ke has stolen his limelight.

After a while, Boss A started his daily routine of finding fault.

"Fujiwara, the client of the last project gave feedback saying that your work didn't have any explosive points. What's going on?"

Seeing the conservative program in the office begin, other colleagues were moved. Although they didn't stop typing on the keyboard, their minds had already begun to drift towards the two protagonists of the story.

“I complete my work based on user needs.”

Luke replied coolly that the client on that occasion first requested a colorful black, then wanted to create a tall dwarf image, before finally regressing to a sky blue ocean blue.

With such weird requirements, there’s no way the product can become a hit!

If Lu Ke wasn’t so experienced, he wouldn’t have been able to do it at all. Now the market test just says that there is no explosion point. It’s just dumb luck. How can he ask for more?

“The customer is God. If he thinks there is something wrong with your design, you should change it.”

"The contract has been completed. I provided a product that met their requirements. The reason why it didn't sell well was because their company's concept was wrong and the marketing was not in place. It was not my fault."

"The most important thing is that God has already sent me the balance."

Lu Ke still responded expressionlessly, without even paying any attention to the idiot. The sound of his fingers hitting the keyboard was crisp and fierce, and his tone was cold.

“God is dead.”

"..."

Boss A, who was speechless after being criticized, snorted twice in a sarcastic tone and announced angrily.

"Don't leave when it's time to get off work, our department has a meeting!"

Seeing that no one answered him, his face turned purple and he left after a while.

A colleague at the side came over quietly, "Senior Lu Ke, you looked so handsome when you confronted that fat pig Pingze just now."

Lu Ke looked at the girl who had just arrived and had a smile on her face, and searched for her name in his mind. It seemed that her name was Tsukino Shizuko and she was twenty-one years old.

"Thank you for the compliment. How are you adapting to the job?"

"It's OK. Apart from the heavy workload, there are no problems."

Lu Ke turned his face away without saying anything and continued to work in silence.

You have this illusion only because you are in the novice protection period. Once you officially start working overtime, you will no longer feel that the workload is just "heavy".

"Senior, besides work matters, can I come to you for other matters?"

Shizuka's face flushed slightly and her eyes flickered.

Lu Ke pointed to the office rules and regulations, "Office romance is not allowed within the company."

"Oh, sorry, senior, you misunderstood. I'm not interested in someone like you." Shizuka waved her hands a little embarrassedly. Men like Lu Ke, who looked like a classmate and had greasy hair, were not her type.

"Actually, I saw a very handsome boy recently and I want to pursue him."

Lu Ke didn't react to his own self-conceited behavior, and acted very indifferent. "Then chase her."

It is not an easy saying for a girl to chase a boy. Shizuka has good looks and her personality... is OK. She can barely be called a high-quality woman. If she wants to chase a man, it should be easy for her to catch him.

"He's still studying, he's a college student, and he gives me a very withdrawn feeling." Shizuka was a little embarrassed. If it were that easy, she would naturally not throw this kind of question to her colleague.

Lu Ke was silent for a moment, "Do you girls like male college students?"

"Actually, I prefer high school students." Shizuka smiled shyly, "But after all, this is an important stage for further studies. If we let them indulge in love and their academic performance declines, it will be our fault."

"So the college students who are in accordance with etiquette, have plenty of time, are at their peak physical strength and have a lot of energy will be our girls' prey."

So that's how it is. Is that how he was targeted in the first place?
Lu Kegupo was relieved to solve the mystery in his heart. He was dumped because he lost her company after work and spent all his energy on work and couldn't bring her satisfaction and happiness.

Tsk, that woman is too realistic.

"The more withdrawn a person is, the more they crave emotional comfort. For this kind of introverted child, you just need to find out his interests and hobbies, get to know him a little, strike up a conversation, and add him on LINE."

Maybe the next day this seemingly withdrawn boy will ask you for a photo of your legs.

Luke added in his mind.

"What do male college students generally like?" Shizuka thought thoughtfully.

"Generally speaking, it's about games. You just need to download Steam, buy a few AAA games, play online with him, and ask him to guide you. If you show some weakness, you will win six out of ten games."

Shizuko blinked in confusion, "Why six? Why are there four left?"

"Three of the remaining four require you to buy a switch, an xbox, and a ps5, and the last one may not be interested in girls, and may be a papersexual, asexual, or Nantong."

"..."

After a brief silence, Shizuka looked at Lu Ke with shining eyes.

"Senior, you are amazing. How do you know so much about male college students?"

“Is there a possibility that I was once that person?”

"Then there are many roads." Jingzi's eyes lit up, and she suddenly became curious about Lu Ke. "Senior, do you have any photos of your college days?"

"No." Luke refused coldly.

"You're lying." Shizuka puffed her cheeks. "How petty! Senior, please satisfy my curiosity."

"what is the benefit?"

"The favorability of the juniors will level up!"

"No."

Shizuka sat back angrily, but the curiosity in her heart was like a kitten scratching her constantly, and after hesitating for a moment, she came over again.

"what do you want?"

"HARBS has recently launched a new fruit cake."

"Wow, that's not cheap." Shizuko hesitated for a while, "Deal."

Lu Ke took out his cell phone, opened the photo album and handed it to Shizuko.

"Oh hoo!"

Shizuka's breathing stagnated and she looked at Luke in disbelief.

Are you kidding me? The handsome guy with bright eyes and high spirits in this photo and the gloomy and depressed senior in front of me are the same person?

"Senior, how old are you this year?"

"Twenty-seven."

"Are you sure it's not thirty-five?"

"… Go back to work and give me a PPT this week to report on your work."

Tsukino Shizuko's smile froze on her face, and her whole body seemed to turn gray.

……

After get off work, Lu Ke had to hold a small meeting because of his boss A's resentment. When he rushed to the subway, he found that he had missed it and could only wait for the next one.

The subway station was chilly at night. Since we had missed the rush hour, there were fewer people there. The light bulbs seemed to have poor contact and flickered from time to time.

Lu Ke walked into the bathroom in an irritable mood. After satisfying his physiological needs, he pulled the toilet paper and found that only a small part of it was left exposed.

All I can say is that when people are unlucky, anything can happen.

There was a sound of flushing from the pit next door, and Luke knocked on the partition and asked politely.

"Hello, do you have toilet paper?"

No one answered, but there was no sound of the toilet door opening or closing either.

Lu Ke waited for a while, and after making sure that the other party would not help, he searched his pockets and fortunately found the napkin from lunch was still there.

When everything was done and Lu Ke finished flushing the toilet, a voice suddenly came from next door.

Two pieces of paper were stretched out on the floor, one was red enough to be dripping with blood, and the other was blue enough to be eerie.

"Do you...want...red...paper,...or...blue...paper?"

Luke: "..."

So, when people are unlucky, anything can happen!
 Strange Stories: Red and Blue Toilet Paper
Legend has it that in a school in Nara, Japan, a boy went to the toilet without toilet paper. In a hurry, he heard a voice asking him whether he wanted red paper or blue paper. The boy casually answered red paper, and then his blood vessels burst, blood flowed out and he died, and his body turned red.

In another version, the boy encountered the same situation when he went to the toilet at night, but he remembered the experience of the person who chose red paper before, so he chose blue paper. It is said that the boy's neck was broken immediately, his face was unrecognizable, and his face turned a beautiful blue.

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