Konoha: The thirty-year-old Uchiha is not motivated.

Chapter 151: Filming in progress, acting skills are all online (two in one)

In the Uchiha clan leader's residence.

The first ray of sunlight in the early morning shone on the naked and strong body dancing in the courtyard, making the beads of sweat shine brightly. As the owner of the body slowly exhaled, Uchiha Madara's morning exercise officially ended.

"Why hasn't Izuna gotten up yet?"

Slowly opening his eyes, Uchiha Madara looked at the empty training ground with a frown.

I clearly told Quannai again and again yesterday to get up early for morning exercises, but now the sun has come out and there is no sign of him.

"Ha~"

Just when Uchiha Madara was about to explode with anger, Uchiha Izuna yawned and arrived late.

"Izuna, you..."

Uchiha Madara looked uneasy and was about to explode, but he glanced at his brother's face and saw fatigue that could not be concealed. His two dark panda eyes were particularly eye-catching.

"Brother, I'm sorry, I had to work overtime last night."

Izuna looked at Uchiha Madara who had been waiting for a long time and said apologetically,

"Last night at midnight, the patrol team came to report that there was a violent explosion near the tribe's territory, so I led the team to investigate."

"Explosion? Could it be that the enemy is approaching?"

Hearing that Uchiha Izuna was delayed because of overtime, Uchiha Madara's expression suddenly eased a little, and there was a hint of concern in his tone.
"You're not hurt, are you?"

"Um... I didn't find any enemies. I ran into my father halfway before I even arrived at the scene."

Uchiha Izuna touched his head, with a look of evasion and confusion in his eyes, and hesitantly said,

"Father said he was practicing a new technique and didn't control the strength well when performing it."

"I see. Thank you for your hard work, Izuna."

Uchiha Madara turned around and started to put on his clothes. He did not notice the strange look on Uchiha Izuna's face. After encouraging him for a few words, he turned back to look at his brother, waved his hand, and continued,
"Let's go. My cousin said we're going to Nanhechuan for special training today. Don't be late."

"Okay big brother."

Uchiha Izuna, feeling relieved, hurried to catch up. In fact, he did not come back late yesterday, but it took him some time to hide his **magazine.

Moreover, because of my unstable mind, I was attracted by the new work I just started, which caused me to be erect and unable to sleep all night.

"I don't know what kind of special training my cousin has arranged."

Following behind Uchiha Madara, Uchiha Izuna, with a haggard face, couldn't help but guess.

In his mind, although Uchiha Gin's strength is average, he has a lot of clever ideas. This special training will definitely give them some tricks.

“You’ll find out when you get there.”

Uchiha Madara said with a cold face that he actually didn't have much expectation for Uchiha Gin's special training and just regarded it as a family outdoor gathering.

The two of them quickly came to the familiar riverside, the water of the Nanhe River was still gurgling, looking at the familiar place, Uchiha Madara's childhood memories involuntarily flooded into his mind.

So many years have passed, and things have changed. Back then, he and Hasilama were a pair of happy teenagers. They trained and competed here every day, and sat together to imagine the future. It was truly an unforgettable memory.

Thinking back to the time when he first met that person, Uchiha Madara couldn't help but curl up the corners of his cold mouth.

I don’t know if Hasi Lama’s level of skipping stones on the water has improved, but she bent down, picked up a stone and threw it into the water.

"Swoosh~~Pah~Pah~Pah~Plop."

The stone drew a white line on the water surface, and after barely touching the water a few times, it fell heavily to the bottom of the water.

“Swoosh~~Snap~Snap~Snap~Snap~Snap~Snap.”

Just as Uchiha Madara was lost in his memories, a familiar voice stirred his brain. He looked up and saw a round stone flying over from the other side of the river. Like a dragonfly skimming the water, it touched the calm surface of the Minamiga River for more than ten times and finally landed steadily at his feet.

"Hahahaha, Mada, I win again this time!"

A hearty and familiar voice rang in Uchiha Madara's ears. He was so shocked that he had to move his eyes away from the stone at his feet. He looked at the figure walking slowly out of the woods on the other side with disbelief. A look of surprise flashed across his eyes, but he remembered what year it was, so his face turned slightly cold and he said coldly,

"Hassi hot mom! How dare you show up here?"

Senju Hashirama appeared again at the Minamiga River, not wearing his classic red armor, but a tan haori on the outside, a dark green inner garment, and a light grey riding hakama on the lower body.

"Haha, because I have a lot to say to Madalani."

Senju Hashirama, dressed very formally, smiled and waved his hand, looking like a boy next door, completely different from the strong man on the battlefield.

"Humph! I have nothing to say to you."

Uchiha Madara waved his hand to stop Uchiha Izuna who was drawing his sword. Although he felt a little secretly happy in his heart, he still frowned and looked at the harmless Senju Hashirama on the other side of the river, and warned him.

"Really? Then I will be very sad~"

Senju Hashirama, with his thick eyebrows and big eyes, curled his lips in resentment and looked so pitiful that Uchiha Madara felt nervous.

"Bah! You bastard! You humiliated my elder brother so much, and you still dare to act so pretentiously in front of us!"

Seeing the asking-for-a-beaten expression of Hashirama Senju, Uchiha Izuna, who didn't buy his tricks, became furious. Regardless of Uchiha Madara's obstruction, he drew out his long sword and was ready to jump over to fight to the death with the man who had stolen his brother.

"Wait! Hashizuna, be careful!"

Uchiha Madara, who was charmed by Senju Hashirama, was not paying attention and let Uchiha Izuna behind him jump out. He slapped his thigh and shouted hurriedly,

"Suffer to death!"

But it was too late. Uchiha Izuna's long sword flashed with cold light and slashed towards the unarmed Senju Hashirama with the force of thunder.

When he was about to be cut in half, Hashirama Senju, who was enveloped by the sword wind, did not show any sign of fear. Instead, he rolled his eyes in his heart.

Hashirama Senju, with an indifferent expression, looked at the aggressive Uchiha Izuna, stretched out a hand, and blue-purple chakra burst out of his body, instantly covering his entire body.

“Ding! Bang!!”

Hashirama Senju blocked Uchiha Izuna's powerful attack with just his bare palm, and in front of the astonished eyes of several people, he secretly used his extraordinary strength to break the long sword in his hand.

"Don't try to hurt my brother!"

At this time, Uchiha Madara no longer cared about admiring the beauty. He drew out his sword and flew forward to save Izuna from the danger.

"Madara, you know I don't like fighting."

Looking at the approaching Uchiha Madara, Senju Hashirama showed a helpless expression, then a hint of determination flashed in his face. He raised his hands and put them together.

The classic clapping of hands made Uchiha Madara's eyelids jump while he was still in the air. He had been tortured by this move a lot recently, and his anus tightened subconsciously.

"Boom~~~"

As green light appeared in the palm of Hashirama Senju's hand, countless thick branches rose from the ground, bypassing Uchiha Izuna who was holding a broken sword, and headed straight towards Uchiha Madara.

Xiangzhuang's sword dance is intended for Peigong.

"Brother, be careful!"

Seeing that the other party was just using him as bait to lure his elder brother into the trap, Uchiha Izuna was very anxious. He opened his scarlet eyes and quickly formed seals with his hands.

In less than a second, rich fire-attribute chakra poured out of his mouth and attacked Hashirama Senju in front of him.

"Water Escape·Water Formation Wall!"

A cold voice was heard, and a white-haired man wearing classic blue armor appeared in front of everyone.

His scarlet eyes were filled with deep disgust, and water was spitting out of his mouth, which completely offset the flames spewed out by Uchiha Izuna. For a moment, water mist filled the entire battlefield.

"Brother, I told you that these evil Uchiha cannot communicate."

Senju Tobirama, whose face was as cold as ice, stood beside Senju Hashirama with his arms folded across his chest. He glanced coldly at Uchiha Izuna, who looked wary, and spoke.

"Tobirama, please don't interfere. This is a private matter between me and Madara."

While manipulating the branches to try to catch the nimble Uchiha Madara, Hashirama Senju, who was distracted from communicating with his brother, spoke in a rare serious tone,

"Haha, then I want to see how you, big brother, convince this troublemaker."

Senju Tobirama rarely argued, but instead stepped back with an expression of watching a show.

"Haxi hot mom!"

Uchiha Madara runs.

"Motor!"

Senju Hashirama chased after him.

"Whoosh~"

Uchiha Izuna, who was concerned about Uchiha Madara's safety, was about to step forward to help, but was blocked by a kunai shot at his feet.

"Don't move, or I'll make you regret it for the rest of your life."

Senju Tobirama maintained the posture of throwing kunai, looking meaningfully at Uchiha Izuna, whose whole body was tense, and his tone was full of threats.

"Hehe, Senju Tobirama, do you think I will believe you?"

Uchiha Izuna sneered, the three magatama in his eyes turned slightly, and he looked up and down at the arrogant white-haired man in front of him, trying to find a flaw in him.

"Humph! Your eyes are useless."

Senju Tobirama snorted contemptuously, his scarlet eyes filled with disdain, and shook his finger at Uchiha Izuna who was ready to attack, and said,

"If you don't care about their lives, then do whatever you want."

"What do you mean?"

When Uchiha Izuna heard Senju Tobirama's incoherent words, her delicate eyebrows were tightly furrowed, and the confusion in her eyes was about to overflow.

"Come out! Let them see."

As Senju Tobirama finished his words, four unfamiliar figures slowly walked out of the jungle behind him. They were all faces that Uchiha Izuna did not recognize, but from their facial features, clothes, and chakra, it could be judged that the people who appeared were all from the Senju clan.

"Humph, just a few unknown helpers."

Uchiha Izuna did not take the people who appeared seriously. He raised his hands, ready to release powerful ninjutsu again to help his elder brother escape.

"Then look, who is behind them?"

Senju Tobirama finally waited for this moment, and the corners of his mouth slightly turned up, as if an AK had fired a burst of bullets and he couldn't suppress it anymore.

"Uh~uh~"

The four Senju clan members stepped back at the right time, revealing the two tied figures. One of them saw Uchiha Izuna, his eyes filled with excitement, but his mouth was stuffed and he could not make any sound.

"Ahem. Little Zhili? Cousin!"

The fire-attribute chakra in Uchiha Izuna's mouth was ready to be released, and just when it was about to be released, he saw the two bound figures.

He gritted his teeth and swallowed the flames in his mouth into his stomach. Curls of black smoke floated out from between his teeth along with a trembling sound.

Oh shit, how did they get caught?

Suppressing the rising flames in his body, Uchiha Izuna looked at the captured Uchiha Gin and Uchiha Jizhi speechlessly, and spoke.

"Senju Tobirama, you'd better not hurt them, otherwise even if you die, I will shit on your grave."

No, you sound like you are expecting the other party to kill you.

"It seems that you don't want to cooperate, so don't blame me for being rude."

When Senju Tobirama heard what Uchiha Izuna said, he was so angry that his nose was crooked. He casually pulled the bound Uchiha Jiro over, took out the gag, and said with a look of surprise,

"You little girl, persuade that little bastard on the other side to surrender quickly."

"Huh~cough cough"

Uchiha Jiji, who was in a daze, took a few deep breaths of fresh air. After he came to his senses, he glared at the culprit beside him with hatred.

This white-haired man with a face like Sima Xiang actually stuffed her with a gag that was filled with a strange smell.

"Xiao Zhili! How did you get caught?"

Uchiha Izuna couldn't hold back her inner doubts and asked first.

"Ugh~ Mr. Gin and I agreed to come to the Nanga River for special training today, but instead of waiting for Mr. Gin, we were caught by this guy and his men." Uchiha Jiro retched a few times, looked at Senju Tobirama beside him with a pale face, and explained to Uchiha Izuna who had a question mark on his face,

"Ah? How did my cousin get caught again?"

Uchiha Izuna was also confused. According to her cousin's strength, although it was not good enough, it was impossible that he didn't even have the chance to send out a distress signal, right?
"Ahem, when I was caught, I saw Mr. Yin was tied up. He must have been ambushed by them a long time ago."

After coughing a few times to get rid of the bad smell in his mouth, Uchiha Jiji raised his head and explained to Uchiha Izuna,

"Don't worry about us, help the young patriarch first!"

Looking at the situation in front of him, Uchiha Chiji, who was able to distinguish between the important and the unimportant, made a judgment immediately. With an appearance of heroic sacrifice, he stared at Senju Tobirama with a look of fearlessness in his eyes, not giving in at all.

"Haha, I just like to torture stubborn little girls. I hope your mouth can be as hard as it is now later."

"Haha, you despicable Senju clan, you can use whatever means you want. If I, Uchiha Jiji, frown, I will change my surname to Senju!"

Uchiha governance continues to output.

"I'll deal with you later, let me show you a little bit of power first."

Senju Tobirama shook his head. It seemed that he did not want to take action right now. Instead, he turned his gaze to Uchiha Gin who had remained silent. He raised his eyebrows and spoke to the four Senju clan members who were standing there in a daze.

"Ji Tou Si, you didn't break this guy, did you?"

"Gah~ It's so boring!!"

"I've had enough!"

The four people who were questioned by Senju Tobirama had strange flashes in their narrow eyes, and they licked their lips a few times with their long tongues. Their philosophical faces had a bit of a lewd smile, and they spoke strange words with strange accents that no one could understand.

"Forehead"

Now even Senju Tobirama himself was a little confused. Are these clones all performative personalities? With such a highly expansive performance, it really doesn't seem like they are acting.

"Ahem. It seems to be working well. Did you see that, Uchiha Izuna? If you resist stubbornly, you will end up like this guy, who was eaten by hot dogs until his soul left his body."

He kept reminding himself not to mess up. With a cold face, Tobirama Senju pulled up Uchiha Gin, who was kneeling on the ground with a dull look, and warned Uchiha Izuna, who had fire in his eyes.

"Senju Tobirama! I want you dead!"

If the flames in his eyes could turn into a physical entity, not even a single ashes would be left of Senju Tobirama at this moment. Uchiha Izuna's anger was about to reach its peak. Under the huge emotional stimulation, the three magatama began to spin rapidly, with a tendency to merge.

Hi! There's a play!

Senju Tobirama, who saw all this, was secretly delighted, thinking that his script could at least get an Oscar nomination.

It's almost done here. It depends on how the energy bar of my cousin is.

The result on the battlefield on the other side surprised him.

"Haha, hot mom~ come chase me! Can't catch me?"

Uchiha Madara twisted his flexibly to avoid the branches that were coming towards him, and at the same time he looked at Senju Hashirama with an evil and arrogant look and challenged him out loud.

"Madala! Wait and see how I punish you when I catch you!"

Senju Hashirama, who had already immersed himself in the role, urged dozens of wooden branches that looked like tentacles to attack Uchiha Madara relentlessly, with the intention of not giving up until he caught him.

"Uchiha Madara! You don't want your loved ones to be tortured to death by me, do you?"

This scene filled with erotic images made Senju Tobirama Chrysanthemum tighten. Unable to bear it any longer, he shouted loudly,
"Look, he's been ruined now~"

As he said this, he pulled up Uchiha Gin, who had a negative san value, and showed him to Uchiha Madara with a wicked smile.

"Cousin? What a despicable fellow...%...&￥&*!"

Uchiha Madara, who was originally in a good mood, became instantly furious after seeing Uchiha Gin being beaten to a pulp. His eyes turned scarlet, and a cold air filled the entire battlefield. The huge sense of oppression made several people present couldn't help but look sideways.

"Hasi Lama! Is this the peace you want? &&*…￥#@%&*%*&*…#@…"

After scolding the younger one, he went after the older one. After spraying the white-haired one, he turned the gun around and started to attack Hashirama Senju crazily with long black hair.

"Motor"

Senju Hashirama, who was acting like a drama queen, first had a dim look in his eyes, then as if he had thought of something, his eyes were full of brilliance again. Looking at Uchiha Madara who was gritting his teeth, he slowly spoke,
"I can let them go, but..."

"Fuck away!"

Uchiha Madara said coldly, "Negotiate terms with me? Who do you think I am?"
"I want you!"

The resolute-looking Senju Hashirama said something shocking, causing Uchiha Izuna and Uchiha Jiji to scream in shock.

"what??"

"puff!!!"

At a commanding height not far from the battlefield, Uchiha Tajima, who had just finished a sip of tea, performed a "Who built the water dam?" move on the spot. His scarlet eyes were full of strangeness, and he couldn't help but turn around and ask the people around him,

"A Yin? This part isn't in the script!"

"Believe me, my actors are all professionally trained~"

……

"Brother, no! They must want to capture you and use you as a bargaining chip to force father to surrender!"

Uchiha Izuna was the first to jump out and said, “Despicable Senju clan, I have seen through your tricks!”

"What do you mean?"

When Uchiha Madara heard this explosive statement, he did not react much. Instead, he frowned and stared at Hashirama Senju with a puzzled look, hoping that he would give a reasonable explanation.

"Um, you may not know, my wedding is coming soon."

Senju Hashirama scratched his head in embarrassment, looking shy, and explained to Uchiha Madara who asked the question,

“Crack!!”

A crisp voice sounded.

"Ah? What's that sound?"

Everyone looked confused and looked around for the source of the sound.

"Brother, what was that sound just now?"

Uchiha Izuna, who was equally puzzled, flashed to his elder brother's side and scanned around with his Sharingan, trying to find the source of the sound.

It's nothing, just the sound of a broken heart.

"Your wedding is coming soon, what does it have to do with my eldest brother?"

Izumi, who has been the best mouthpiece since childhood, naturally asked the question that everyone present wanted to know the answer to.

"Well, the Uzumaki clan that we had originally agreed to marry seems to have broken off the engagement."

"Wow~"

The sound of fragments healing could be heard again.

"Hahahaha, I was just wondering, who would be interested in a stupid guy like you!"

Just as heavy rain is used to cover up tears, Uchiha Madara used laughter to hide his joy. With a few tears in his scarlet eyes, he laughed very exaggeratedly and sneered breathlessly.

"I can't help it. I'm in urgent need of a marriage partner."

Ignoring Uchiha Madara's ridicule, Senju Hashirama spoke with certainty, without a trace of hypocrisy on his face.

"So you came to me?"

Uchiha Madara was very happy in his heart, but he didn't show it on his face. He looked disgusted and shook his hand to refuse.

"There's no door!"

"Well I knew it, so I caught this guy."

Senju Hashirama pointed at Uchiha Gin in Senju Tobirama's hand and said very seriously,
"If you don't obey me, I will take this guy back."

"Huh? My eldest cousin is already thirty years old?"

Uchiha Izuna couldn't help but complain,
"Haha, it's okay. I think this curly-haired girl still has her charm~"

Senju Hashirama waved his hands to show that he was not picky about food.

“Huff, huff, huff~~~”

Just as several people were discussing heatedly, in a corner forgotten by everyone, the purple-haired Uchiha Jiro's eyes turned scarlet after hearing the explosive speech of Senju Hashirama.

The two magatama spun rapidly, and in a moment they turned into three. However, the speed of rotation did not stop at all, and even tended to intensify.

"Brother! Enough with the jokes!"

Senju Tobirama, who was watching the show on the side, felt a pain in his stomach. How could this disguise technique even fake someone's personality? Could it be that he was affected by the characteristics of Senju Hashirama's chakra?
"Brother! Enough with the jokes!"

He couldn't stand it any longer and interrupted their play.

"Um~ Sorry, I got dizzy when I saw the motor."

When Senju Hashirama heard Senju Tobirama's reminder, he patted his head and replied with a smile. Then his expression changed and a ruthless aura overflowed from his body.

Looking at the two Uchiha brothers in front of him, he said in a very unfamiliar tone,
"If you are not willing to go with me, then this guy will be of no use."

As he said this, he extended his hand towards the dazed Uchiha Gin.

"Don't think about it!"

Uchiha Madara let out a loud shout, and the next second he rushed to the side of Senju Hashirama, swinging his long sword to hit his arm.

My cousin finally softened his heart and didn't want someone to be so treacherous and stab him in the back.

"Haha, the flaw is finally revealed."

A hint of a smile of success flashed in Hashirama Senju's eyes, and several flexible branches broke out of the ground under his feet and instantly grabbed Uchiha Madara who was suspended in mid-air.

"not good!"

When Uchiha Izuna saw this scene, he was so anxious that he jumped up and down, not caring about the difference in strength. He flew forward to help his elder brother out of the predicament.

"Okay, okay, Calabash Brothers, save Grandpa!"

Senju Hashirama did not give in either, and increased the output of Wood Release. The branches quickly branched and expanded, catching Uchiha Izuna who was full of flaws.

"Mmmmm~ Let us go!"

In a hurry, the two brothers who were caught by Hashirama Senju were tied up tightly with tentacle-like branches. As the chakra in their bodies was sucked away by the Wood Release, the two men who were unable to maintain their Sharingan became limp and dropped their hands weakly.

"Huh~ Hasi La Ma, I know your target is me, let them go and I'll go with you."

Uchiha Madara was breathing heavily, staring at the strange man in front of him with his dark eyes, and said coldly.

"Especially the curly-haired guy. He's old and weak. Bringing him to the Senju clan would be a waste of food."

Well, although my heart is warmed, why are your words so unpleasant to the ear?

"Why? Do we need you to give us instructions on who we want?"

Senju Tobirama came over and patted Uchiha Madara's face, indicating that he could have whichever one he wanted.

"hateful!"

Uchiha Izuna, who was completely powerless, could only hang on the tree, helpless and furious, his lips almost bleeding from being bitten by him.

"Brother, I have been annoyed with this grinning kid for a long time. It's useless to keep him around, so let's send him to hell."

Seeing that the emotions were almost brewing, the second male lead, Senju Tobirama, stood up and reminded Senju Hashirama that it was almost time to wrap up the filming.

"it is good."

Senju Hashirama, who did not forget to add to his own drama until the very end, first looked at Uchiha Madara who was about to explode with a conflicted look, and then turned his head with difficulty.

Looking at Uchiha Izuna who had the same angry eyes, he stretched out a hand, turned it into a sharp branch, raised it high, his eyes filled with murderous intent.

Uchiha Gin, who had been offline for a long time, saw this scene and a gleam of brilliance flashed in his eyes.
"You guys are having a blast, now it's my turn as the leading actor to perform, right?"

(End of this chapter)