Konoha: The thirty-year-old Uchiha is not motivated.

Chapter 230 Magical Advertising Song

Chapter 230 Magical Advertising Song

"Father..."

Qiu Daoqufeng trembled as he looked at his usually amiable father. At this moment, this chubby man exuded a man-eating aura that made the people around him subconsciously step back.
Right in front of him, there lay a skinny man, wrapped in bandages covered in blood. What was most shocking was that both of the man's hands were broken at the root, and dark red blood was constantly oozing out of the bandages.
"Nobuo! Wake up, I'm the second brother!"

The chubby man, the current head of the Akimichi clan, Akimichi Shinji, looked at his brother whom he had not seen for many years, his eyes slightly red, and he spoke tremblingly,
Although he was not very close to Nobuo Akimichi, he was embarrassed to see his clansman being carried out in such an embarrassing manner in public. As the head of the Akimichi clan, how could he save his reputation?
"I'm sorry, Chief Shinji, Akimichi Nobuo suddenly lost control of his emotions this morning. After severely injuring a member of our Senju clan, he became like a madman. We were worried that he would do something irreversible, so we had no choice but to take coercive measures."

Facing the furious Akimichi Shinji, Senju Tobirama raised his finger and appeared behind him in an instant, explaining slowly. His strange speed frightened the ninjas watching the excitement around him, and they subconsciously thought about how to deal with it.

"We, the Akimichi clan, need an explanation."

Why are the captives of other ninja clans, although disabled, still intact, while his own brother is in such a miserable state, as if he will die at the next moment? The depressed mood in his heart could not be eliminated. The angry Akimichi Shinji directly passed Sarutobi Sasuke and asked Senju Tobirama with gritted teeth,
"Shinji, don't be impulsive. We can talk it out."

Sarutobi Sasuke, who was worried that Akimichi Shinji might do something stupid, immediately spoke out to comfort him, then turned to look at Senju Tobirama and said in a very stiff tone that if he did not protect the allies of the Ninja Alliance at this moment, would anyone follow him in the future.

"Lord Tobirama, our Ninja Alliance is a whole. Chief Shinji's business is also our business. So, we hope that you can give us a satisfactory answer to this matter."

Hearing this, a glimmer flickered in Senju Tobirama's eyes, and there was a thoughtful look in his scarlet pupils. He had not taken the Akimichi clan seriously, but when all these ninja clans were united, he had to take this matter seriously.
Then he killed the idea of ​​using simple benefits to compensate the Akimichi clan in the bud. Judging from the current situation, this matter could not be resolved by just giving away a few more rooms.

"This is the son of Patriarch Shinji, right?"

Just as Senju Tobirama was thinking, Akimichi Tofu moved his little butt to the front of the crowd to visit the dying Akimichi Nobuo. He happened to be seen by him and immediately asked,

"It's Quanzi."

Being asked this question suddenly, Akimichi Shinji was a little confused, but he still frowned and nodded to confirm.

"I see that this boy is very talented and intelligent, and I want to take him as my apprentice. What do you think, Chief Xinsi?"

Senju Tobirama looked at the confused Akimichi Tofu, praised him casually, and then told him his way of compensation.

Since simple material conditions can no longer satisfy the demands of the Akimichi clan, they have no choice but to sell themselves.

"This……"

After thinking of thousands of possibilities, Akimichi Shinji went straight to Bengbu. The other party shouldn't have thrown a large sum of money to slap him in the face, or promised to give more benefits to the Akimichi clan. Why did it end up as if he was coveting his body, Tobirama Senju.

"Shinji, it's possible."

Just as Akimichi Shinji was hesitating, Sarutobi Sasuke's voice came to his ears.
"By becoming a disciple of Tobirama Senju, the foundation of your Akimichi clan in Konoha will only become more solid."

This explanation gave Akimichi Shinji an idea. Judging from the current situation in Konoha, the Senju clan was in its heyday, and it was a foregone conclusion that Hashirama Senju would become the leader of the village. If the Akimichi clan could hold on to this strong support, wouldn't they be on the verge of taking off?

"Qu Feng! Why don't you come and see the teacher!"

After weighing the pros and cons of the matter, Akimichi Shinji felt that this matter had only advantages and no disadvantages. He immediately straightened his face, patted his son's head, and pushed him out.

"what?"

Akimichi Tofu, who was watching the fun, was pushed in front of the serious-looking Senju Tobirama in a daze. Looking up at the white-haired man in front of him who exuded an unfriendly aura, the little fat boy trembled in his heart, but he could not disobey his father's order, so he bowed his head.

"Student Qiu Dao Qu Feng, I am here to meet you, teacher~"

From then on, the tense expressions on the faces of the people in the Ninja Alliance melted away like spring snow. The tense atmosphere just now was swept away and the scene became harmonious.

"Pah~pah~pah~"

When Akimichi Qufeng finished his apprenticeship, there was a loud applause from outside the venue. Senju Hashirama walked out from behind the scenes with a hearty smile on his face, his eyes full of satisfaction. This was the harmony he wanted.
"Congratulations, Tobirama, for gaining another beloved disciple."

"Brother, you are finally here, come and say a few words!"

Seeing Hashirama Senju appearing on time, Tobirama Senju immediately gave up his position and gave the stage to his elder brother.

"Ahem. Let me just say a few words."

Standing in the center, Hashirama Senju glanced at the ninjas and villagers present with a smile in his tiger eyes, then waved his hand to indicate that he was a ruthless man of few words.

"Dear fellow countrymen, fellow ninjas, good afternoon. Today is a day worth remembering. On behalf of the Senju clan of Konoha, I would like to give you this."

"That's Senju Hashirama. He doesn't look very smart."

In the crowd, a few little brats gathered together, staring at the chattering Senju Hashirama, and whispered,
"Hiruzen, didn't your father say that guy is very strong? Why can't I see it?"

Shimura Danzo, with a pair of fat buttocks sticking out from behind, looked a little disdainful and asked his best friend,
"Hush~ Keep your voice down. Father said that the aura of that guy is extremely terrifying. If you look into his eyes for a while, you will feel timid."

Sarutobi Hiruzen was crouching with a hint of fear in his eyes. He had heard his father repeatedly warn him not to offend that person.

"Danzo, your big butt is squeezing me!"

Just as the two were whispering, a clear female voice sounded behind Danzo. Turning around, he saw a little girl with black hair and a sweet face. She was squeezed by Danzo's astonishingly large buttocks and had nowhere to hide. She could no longer bear it and shouted angrily,
"Oh, Xiaochun, I'm sorry, I'll move away now."

Hearing the slander from his childhood sweetheart, Utaha Koharu, Danzo Shimura felt guilty and turned around immediately. However, he didn't expect that his huge buttocks would uncontrollably hit another person next to him.

"Ah! Help me, my glasses, my glasses~"

Mitokado En, who was listening attentively to Hashirama Senju's speech, was caught off guard and knocked down by Danzo's buttocks. Before he could even savor the elastic touch, his glasses disappeared from his nose, making him blind in an instant. He could only frantically grope for his glasses on the ground.

"It's all your big ass fault, Danzo. Hurry up and help Yan find his glasses!"

As a former victim, Utane Koharu was furious. She frowned and pouted at the culprit, Danzo.

Seeing that their friend's glasses were missing, several people present immediately bent down and searched on the ground, but there were too many onlookers standing around.
Sarutobi Hiruzen, Utane Koharu and Shimura Danzo searched for a while but still found nothing. Just when they were at a loss, a warm voice sounded in their ears,

"Excuse me, are you looking for these glasses?"

Hearing this voice, the four people who had been searching in vain all raised their heads, only to see a black-haired boy with a gentle smile looking at them with a puzzled expression. In his hand, he was holding the glasses they were looking for.
"Wow~ So handsome!"

As a girl, Koharu Uta-ne, the first time she saw the boy, she fell in love with his charming face. Her face blushed as she shouted in her heart. She became a lady from a noble family, without any trace of her unruly look just now.

"Thank you so much!"

After putting on the glasses he had lost and regained his sight, Mitomon En had a delicate face filled with gratitude. He thanked the boy who had saved him.
"Hello, I'm Sarutobi Hiruzen, who are you?"

As the leader of the four-man group, Sarutobi Hiruzen looked at the boy more and more familiar, especially the fluffy curly hair on his head, which made his cock ache slightly. Confused, he introduced himself.

"Hello, I'm Uchiha Kagami. Are you here to join Konoha? Welcome~"

Uchiha Kagami, who had just recently become a disciple of Senju Tobirama, was directly abandoned by the busy Uchiha Gin. In desperation, he could only follow his cheap teacher every day and learn the knowledge that the other party took time to teach him. Even so, he benefited much more than from his uncle.

"Uchiha."

As expected, this boy was the tribesman who cured him. Thinking of this, Sarutobi Hiruzen's guard decreased a little, and then he smiled and said to Uchiha Kagami,
"Thank you, that was a great help~"

"You're welcome, this is what I should do."

Uchiha Gin forced him to take moral lessons since he was a child, and he was trained to be a young pioneer with advanced ideas. He could do things like helping old ladies cross the road and fetching water for widows.
"Your face is so red, do you have a fever? My uncle knows a little bit about medicine, do you want him to go over there and help you?"

Noticing the girl's unnatural expression, he immediately stepped forward and asked the blushing Koharu Utane with concern,

"Hiruzen, is this guy related to that damn curly-haired guy?"

Being stung by Uchiha Kagami's energetic and innocent smile, Shimura Danzo quietly leaned close to Sarutobi Hiruzen's ear and asked in a low voice,

"Even if they are not father and son, they should be close relatives."

Based on the rare curly hair, Sarutobi Hiruzen determined Uchiha Kagami's identity with certainty. He glanced at Danzo who looked a little indignant, frowned, and whispered a reminder,
"Humph~ No wonder people hate me so much!"

Seeing his childhood sweetheart, Koharu, being completely fascinated by this curly-haired boy, Danzo felt jealous. He snorted coldly, turned around and pointed his butt at Uchiha Kagami to express his protest.

"He's also your friend, do you want to go and take a look?"

Uchiha Kagami, who was given the cold shoulder by Danzo, scratched his head in confusion. After seeing the buttocks behind Danzo that did not conform to the human body structure, he took a deep breath and asked Utane Koharu who was holding his arm with a shocked look on his face,
"Don't worry about it!"

Danzo, who was very sharp-eared, did not appreciate Uchiha Jing's well-intentioned suggestion. Instead, he turned his head away with a defiant look on his face and rejected it coldly.
Humph! When someone in my group becomes proficient in hip-fleeting, I will definitely teach you curly-haired people a lesson!

"Okay, but you have to be careful and don't let a minor illness turn into a major one. I heard from my uncle that a tumor like this must be removed in order to heal."

Thinking that Shimura Danzo was too shy to see a doctor, the kind-hearted Uchiha Kagami still spoke words of comfort and told him the treatment method for this illness.

"what?"

Sarutobi Hiruzen, who was listening attentively at the side, felt a chill in his crotch when he heard the word "cut". His face turned extremely ugly and his hunched back became even more hunched, as if he was hiding something.

“Crackle, crackle, crackle~”

Suddenly, the crackling sound of firecrackers was heard in the distance, attracting the attention of everyone present. Several children who were communicating were also attracted by the lively sound, and they all looked forward to it, wanting to take a glimpse of what was going on.

". We, the Senju clan, have always been committed to resolving disputes through nuclear means, hoping to establish a safe and stable"

The crowd, who were drowsy after being drowsy by Hashirama Senju's long and boring speech, could not help but be awakened when they heard the sudden sound of firecrackers. They began to whisper to each other, asking what was going on over there. Some even headed in that direction to see what was going on. In this way, as one person after another left, only members of the Ninja Alliance who dared not act rashly were left in front of the Senju detention point, looking at each other in confusion.

"Tobirama, what's going on over there? Didn't they notify the store in advance to delay its opening?"

Senju Hashirama, who was in high spirits, felt a little upset after being interrupted, and then turned to ask his brother,
"Huh? That's the Uchiha's temporary detention center."

Senju Tobirama, who was also drowsy from the chanting of Senju Hashirama, suddenly became clear-headed after hearing his elder brother's voice. His scarlet eyes looked towards the source of the voice. When he thought about where it was, a look of surprise appeared on his cold face.

"Who is the person in charge of the detention center?"

I'm clearly spreading the idea of ​​peace, but why are these guys so troublesome? I must report them to Madara!

"Let me see, it looks like the curly hair~"

Seeing a familiar figure from afar, Senju Tobirama's expression became very interesting, and then he said in a strange tone,

"Huh? Brother Yin!"

When he heard that the person in charge was Uchiha Gin, Senju Hashirama, who was just arrogant and ready to find Uchiha Madara to question him, subconsciously shrank his head. Not only did his unsuspecting look disappear, but a smile also appeared on his tense face. He turned around and waved to his brother, and then spoke to the members of the Ninja Alliance below the stage,
"Let's go and see what the Uchiha are doing~"

The members of the Ninja Alliance followed the Senju brothers and headed towards the Uchiha detention center. Before they arrived, they heard a deafening sound of music, which aroused their curiosity.
There was a huge speaker in front of the Uchiha detention center, playing a song that Uchiha Gin had recorded overnight.

Every word was like a tear of blood, the hoarse voice, and the melancholy tone made the onlookers who did not know the truth couldn't help but feel a little sympathy for the plight of these jailers.

"Tuanshan Uchiha, Tuanshan Uchiha, the ancestral dungeon has closed down~"

"The best dungeon for Uchiha welfare, the ancestral dungeon has closed down~"

"You son of a bitch, you son of a bitch, you clan leader Madara, you're obsessed with wooden men, you're obsessed with wooden men~"

"He owed 3.5 million, and ran away with his wooden man~"

"We have no other options. We have to use the prisoners as wages."

"The original bounties for the prisoners were 1000w, 2000w, 3000w, but now they are only 200w~"

“200 million, 200 million, only 200 million, everything, everything, everything, 200 million~”

"Madala, you bastard, you Madala, you are not you are not you are not a human being~"

“原赏金都是1000w、2000w、3000w的囚犯,通通200w通通200w~”

"Madala, you bastard, you Madala, you are not you are not you are not a human being~"

"We have worked so hard. We have worked so hard for you for most of our lives~"

"You you you don't pay me wages, you give me back my hard-earned money~"

"Repay me my hard-earned money!"

"Tobirama, this voice"

Hearing this strange but magical song, Hashirama Senju felt that he could not move forward, and his foot was suspended in the air. He asked his brother behind him in an inexplicable tone,
"Yes, it's the voice of the curly-haired guy. I didn't expect that he is also an excellent singer. I must learn singing skills from him if I have the chance~"

Compared to his elder brother who had a somewhat ugly expression on his face, Senju Tobirama, who was proficient in music, had a somewhat strange light in his eyes, and when he looked at Uchiha Gin, there was a hint of seeking advice in his eyes.

I will not give up the title of Konoha's singing girl to you easily, curly-haired!
“Sure enough, no matter how good the product is, it’s useless without advertising~”

Looking at the onlookers immersed in the song, Uchiha Gin nodded with satisfaction. It was worth it that he worked hard all night to produce this advertising song, and the effect was so outstanding.

"Hey, look, there's a banner hanging there~"

In the crowd, a sharp-eyed onlooker pointed at the banner hanging above and shouted in surprise,
"Uchiha Dungeon Auction Center, what do you mean?"

After being reminded, the rest of the onlookers hurried to look at the banner, only to see a few large words written on it, which left them confused for a moment.

"Hello, hey, hey~ Welcome everyone, I'm the host of this auction, Uchiha Gin~"

After adjusting the microphone in his hand, Uchiha Gin changed into a formal suit, fixed his curly hair with hairspray to look like an adult, put on a pair of gold-rimmed glasses, and introduced himself to the audience affectionately.

"Ah? Didn't they say they were giving it away for free? Why are they auctioning it off again?"

After hearing what Uchiha Gin said, the crowd in the audience couldn't contain their curiosity and shouted loudly, the Senju clan promised to give it away for free!
"This little brother asked a good question, but the free giveaway event has ended. From now on, it will become an auction mode~"

Seeing that the supporting actor was so tactful, Uchiha Gin immediately waved his hand, indicating that the promotional activities held by the Senju clan had ended, and his auction was the highlight.
Your Senju clan is giving it away for free, but it has nothing to do with us Uchiha. We did not promise you free donation.

"Brother, didn't you tell Uchiha Madara that you would release him unconditionally?"

Hearing Uchiha Gin's words, Senju Tobirama, who was standing in the audience, immediately turned his gaze to his elder brother. Seeing the other's slightly bewildered expression, he asked,

"Ahem. Did I say it or not?"

Senju Hashirama's eyes were wandering, like a child who had done something wrong. Facing his brother's questioning, he could only give an ambiguous answer.

"Master Tobirama, this is different from what we agreed upon. Didn't we say it was free?"

When the two brothers were arguing, Sarutobi Sasuke, who was following closely behind them, stood up and asked with a frown,

“Well, there may be some misunderstanding.”

Facing the sharp gazes of the Ninja Alliance, the guilty Senju Tobirama scratched his face unnaturally. He thought his elder brother had already settled the matter, but he didn't expect such an emergency to occur now, leaving him at a loss for how to explain it for a moment.

"Ahem, everyone, please be patient. It only costs a little money. Just think of it as building Konoha."

Seeing his brother in a dilemma, Senju Hashirama, who always protected his brother, stood up and coughed a few times. Although his tone was calm, it was faintly threatening.

Just tell me whether you want to donate or not?

"Well, 200 million is not a big number."

Sarutobi Sasuke, who heard the threat, appeased his allies behind him, turned to look at Uchiha Gin who was introducing the auction process on the stage, and compromised,
I will never forget your kindness in saving the bird. It’s just 200 million yuan, so just consider it as a thank-you gift to the miracle doctor!
"We, the Yamanaka clan, have paid 200 million. Return Elder Soichiro to us!"

Before Sasuke Sarutobi could speak, the representative of the Yamanaka clan beside him spoke impatiently, his pretty face full of worry, as if if he was a second late, Soichiro Yamanaka would die on the spot.

"Ma'am, our auction hasn't started yet, please don't be impatient~"

Unexpectedly, there would be customers coming so soon. Uchiha Gin, who was still worried about the lack of business, raised his eyebrows excitedly and explained to the Yamanaka clan representatives below the stage,
"It's just 200 million yuan. We in the mountain tribe are not short of money. We also have Uncle Yi Ye. Please give it back to us as well!"

400 million may be an astronomical figure for ordinary people, but for ninjas like them, it is just a few days' turnover.

"Okay, okay, since this lady is so anxious, let's start the auction from the mountain clan~"

Since you are so anxious, I will use you as an example. I hope Brother Soichiro won’t be angry. After all, it is your family’s choice.

In the backstage of the detention center.

"Hehe~ You lose, it turns out that we in the mountain tribe value friendship the most!"

Yamanaka Soichiro's old face wrinkled into a chrysanthemum with a smile. He stretched out his hands to several inmates around him and boasted happily,
"Sasuke, this brat, actually hesitated. I taught him for so many years in vain!"

Sarutobi Takinosuke, who lost the bet, angrily threw the token with the family emblem over, his eyes full of disappointment towards Sarutobi Sasuke.

"Ah~ Shinji, this kid must be hungry, so he is slow!"

The fat and strong man, who was as big as a hill, dug out a token with the word "food" written on it from between his fingers and handed it to Yamanaka Soichiro. There was a look of loss in his narrow eyes.
"What a boring gambling fight!"

Shimura Shinji, who also did not win, turned his head away and threw out a seal with the Shimura clan emblem. He said with a cold face, and in his heart he was endlessly criticizing Shimura Kenichi.
The other losers were not as petty as him. They generously threw the token with the family emblem over, and their words only condemned the younger generation.

"I admit defeat. I will definitely deal with that brat when I return!"

"Hehe, it seems that those boys in the family have forgotten my divine power!"

"Hehe, I made a lot of money~"

Yamanaka Soichiro smiled as he held a bunch of tokens with the emblems of various tribes. These were their bet chips, and each token was worth 100 million yuan.

I didn't expect that I would spend so many years in prison. I was penniless when I came in, but when I came out, I became the richest man in the world.

"Yamananaka Soichiro, it's time to go."

At this moment, the voice of the jailer came from outside the door, saying that Soichiro Yamanaka was about to be freed!

"Okay, I'll be right there~"

Yamanaka Soichiro, holding the chips, moved with great agility, not like an old man in his seventies. However, the other party's next words made the chrysanthemum on his old face wither and die instantly.
"Take off your clothes first, even your underwear!"

(End of this chapter)

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