Konoha: The thirty-year-old Uchiha is not motivated.
Chapter 282: Moccasins, 7-point pants, my name is Izuna, remember that
In the bedroom of Otsutsuki Tsukihime
Two white-haired women with proud figures crossed their arms and looked down at the man in front of them with indignation.
Uchiha Gin was kneeling on the ground, his handsome face was beaten into a horrible pig head, his dead fish eyes were beaten into purple, and his nostrils were stuffed with red paper balls.
Facing the two women's murderous gazes, he squeezed out three unclear words from his swollen sausage mouth:
"Wocuo spicy~"
Uchiha Gin felt that he was more wronged than Dou E. It was clearly that little girl Otsutsuki Tsukihime who was reckless and fell into the negative buff of the Shadow Realm.
To be honest, the effect of this Shadow Realm is comparable to that of a human race bag.
He tried his best to bring Otsutsuki Tsukishima away, but he was treated inhumanely as soon as he got out.
It can only be blamed on the fact that the posture at that time was indeed too indecent. Uchiha Gin had mouths all over his body and couldn't explain it clearly, so he had to hold his nose and admit defeat.
I covered my crotch and was violently beaten by the girl for an hour. She let me go only when she was exhausted.
What's even more tragic is that Otsutsuki Biroku, who has always been biased towards him, actually joined forces with Otsutsuki Tsukihime and refused to listen to his explanation at all.
"Tsukihime, since Gin has admitted his fault, please forgive him this time~"
Seeing Uchiha Gintodo get up from his seat, Otsutsuki Biluo felt a little bit sorry for him. Even though he had felt a little jealous before, it had already disappeared. He then pleaded with the disheveled Otsutsuki Tsukihime beside him,
"What exactly did you do to me?"
Otsutsuki Tsukishime, whose memory was not yet sorted out, felt a mixture of emotions when she thought of the shameful posture just now. Looking at Uchiha Gin, who had been hammered into a pig's head by her, she felt a mixture of emotions.
“It’s hard to explain.”
Uchiha Gin raised his head in surprise, his narrowed eyes full of confusion.
You can't tell her that you have become an obedient bitch, right?
"You entered my illusion space and were hypnotized because of your carelessness."
Unable to think of how to answer, Uchiha Gin had to use illusion as an excuse to get away with it.
"You didn't do anything?"
Otsutsuki Tsukishima's expression suddenly turned a little hostile, her white eyes filled with an aggressive aura.
"I swear! If I touch a hair of yours, I will make my second brother tie a knot!"
Seeing that Otsutsuki Tsukishima's face was uncertain, Uchiha Gin immediately stretched out three fingers and swore solemnly,
"You are worse than an animal! You didn't do anything?"
"what?"
Looking at Otsutsuki Tsukishime who left in anger, Uchiha Gin, who was kneeling on the ground repenting, was full of questions.
"Ah Yin, you always get confused when you should be smart."
As the saying goes, those involved are confused, while those who are watching can see things more clearly. After Tsukihime left, Otsutsuki Aoki sighed and walked up to help Uchiha Gin up.
"Yueji is your sworn sister!"
Uchiha Gin, who naturally understood the deep meaning of Otsutsuki Biluo's words, patted the dust off his knees.
At the same time, the miserable wound on his face was healing at a speed visible to the naked eye. After a few breaths, he returned to his usual appearance.
"I say this because we are a family."
Gently stroking Uchiha Gin's cheek, Otsutsuki Biro's eyes were full of confusion. Taking advantage of the gap between words, she, who had already felt lonely and unbearable, slowly moved closer.
"You know, I'm not that kind of person."
Feeling the desire of the hot body in his arms, Uchiha Gin immediately stood at attention, and the evil fire that had just been aroused in the Shadow Realm was rekindled again.
"Then what kind of person are you?"
Otsutsuki Biroku, who was lying in his arms, raised his head. There was an alluring blush on his beautiful face. The tip of his pink tongue playfully licked the beauty mole on the corner of his mouth, driving Uchiha Gin completely crazy.
"I'll tell you after I turn off the lights~"
Is there any need to ask? Of course it is to teach you how to be a human being!
He picked up Otsutsuki Biroku by the waist and locked the coordinates to the familiar floating island. Uchiha Gin, who could not wait, was surrounded by a flash of golden light and disappeared from the spot in an instant.
After Uchiha Gin disappeared, the door of Otsutsuki Tsukishime's bedroom slowly opened. The girl with rosy cheeks stared at the empty room, with inexplicable emotions in her white eyes, and an indescribable sense of loss in her heart.
"You're leaving now?"
The memories of her previous time in the Shadow Realm gradually surfaced, and the girl, who had sorted out the whole process, wished she could find a crack in the ground to crawl into.
Frowning and lifting up Da Lei, Otsutsuki Tsukishime, who had turned red into a steam princess, twisted her legs involuntarily. What Uchiha Gin had done in the Shadow Realm before gave her a kind of forbidden pleasure.
"Am I really that unattractive?"
midnight
Muye Village
As a golden light flashed, a figure appeared out of nowhere in an empty corner.
"Huh~ I don't know if I can handle this!"
Uchiha Gin, holding his waist, paced out from the corner. His pale face looked particularly gloomy under the bright moonlight, and his trembling lips were bloodless. With lingering fear in his heart, he raised his head and looked at the full moon hanging in the air, and subconsciously shuddered.
As expected, he is the Otsutsuki who is closest to a pure-blood. His physique is completely different from that of ordinary people. If it weren't for the systematic blessing of Uchiha Gin's body, he would have been sucked dry by Otsutsuki Biro in a short time.
"Alas, I haven't eaten dinner yet. I wonder if my family left any food for me?"
After feeding Otsutsuki Biroku on the moon, Uchiha Gin himself was starving. The two battles had consumed a lot of energy, and now he felt that he could eat a whole cow.
"crunch~"
After returning home, Uchiha Gin tiptoed to open the door, ready to sneak in quietly, but the opposite happened. The two people who had been waiting in the living room for a long time made his plan of sneaking in fail.
"You still remember to come back?"
Uchiha Hikaru, who was lying on the sofa in the living room, had a lazy look with a hint of displeasure in his eyes, which made Uchiha Gin, who was standing on tiptoe, stand at attention instantly.
"I went to have two drinks with Dalang~"
Uchiha Gin lied fluently and answered,
"Oh? Then why didn't I see you when Sister Zhili and I were having barbecue?"
Senju Itama, who was sitting on the single-seat sofa, stared at Uchiha Gin with sharp eyes, as if he wanted to pierce him through.
"Maybe you left early and I arrived late~"
Wiping the sweat off his forehead, Uchiha Gin answered fluently.
"That's weird. We ate until closing time."
Tilting her little head, Senju Itama raised her delicate little eyebrows towards Uchiha Gin, with a hint of sarcasm in her tone.
Eat until closing time? How much can you eat!
Facing the teasing looks of the two girls, Uchiha Gin's expression began to become a little unnatural, and his eyes became erratic.
Seeing Uchiha Gin's hesitant look, Uchiha Guang slowly stood up from the sofa and walked over barefoot.
"Heh, this smell, you'd better tell me what you did, otherwise..."
After circling around Uchiha Gin, Uchiha Hikaru shrugged his pretty nose, then showed an expression of "as expected", raised his head and asked coldly,
She smelled a familiar yet unfamiliar scent on Uchiha Gin, and the owner of this scent was none other than Otsutsuki Tsukihime, with whom she had once fought.
"Be lenient with confession, strict with resistance!"
Seeing this, Senju Itama was not willing to be outdone. He ran over, clenched his intimidating little fist, and joined in in a serious tone.
"No, when did you two form an alliance?"
"First focus on solving external problems, and then deal with internal conflicts once everything is settled."
Uchiha Hikaru's words were well-reasoned and convincing.
"Okay, okay~ I went there, but believe me, the other party just wanted to spar with me."
Seeing that the matter could no longer be concealed, Uchiha Gin had to reveal his cards and told the two women in detail how Otsutsuki Tsukishima pulled him up and how the two of them had a fight.
"That woman has become stronger again."
Upon hearing that Otsutsuki Tsukishime could use spatial abilities, Uchiha Hikaru frowned slightly. When he fought against the white-haired woman before, he was defeated by her because of one shortcoming.
"Next time I'll help you get your place back!"
According to Uchiha Gin's story, he eventually lost to Otsutsuki Tsukishime and was beaten up by her. Uchiha Hikaru immediately expressed that he would help him get revenge and beat the ass of that stinky white-haired girl.
"Me too!"
Although he has never fought with Otsutsuki Tsukishime, this does not hinder Senju Itama's determination to avenge his sweetheart.
"Just forget it~"
Uchiha Ginju refused.
"Want to take a punch from me?"
Feeling despised, Senju Itama showed his little fist that was glowing blue, wanting to prove the power of his shining mother.
"Da-Mei! I'm still injured!"
Uchiha Gin, holding his waist, quickly distanced himself from Senju Itama. This little girl has had a lot of energy recently. Should he find something for her to do?
"Okay, calm down. It's so late. It's time to rest."
Uchiha Hikaru's eyes moved slightly, and he reached out to stop Senju Itama from interacting with Uchiha Gin. A hint of darkness flashed in his beautiful eyes, and a faint smile appeared at the corner of his mouth, and he said,
"Humph!"
After hearing this, Senju Itama retracted his fist in dismay.
"Xiao Guang is still very considerate of others' clothes."
Uchiha Gin sensed something was wrong, shivered, and praised very stiffly,
Is today not over?
Uchiha Gin lay back on his bed, looked around vigilantly, and only after confirming that there was no danger did he breathe a sigh of relief and crawl into his bed.
"Huh?" As a result, the quilt that should have been icy cold actually turned out to be hot, which scared him so much that he almost became impotent.
"Didn't you say it's time to rest?"
Uchiha Gin had a sad face, looked down at the girl curled up in her bed, and asked tremblingly,
"Oh? You think I can't smell what that is?"
Two scarlet eyes slowly emerged from the dark quilt, staring straight at Uchiha Gin with a captivating charm.
It seems that Uchiha Guang is not right, it should be Uchiha An. She knew from the beginning that Uchiha Gin had done something that was not allowed to be seen by others, so she seized the handle and waited for him here~
"Hehehe, you don't want everyone to find out what you did on the moon, do you?"
In the following days, Konoha's new round of expansion proceeded in an orderly manner. Although rumors of a broken capital chain were repeatedly reported, they were quickly suppressed by a certain white-haired man.
At the same time, Uchiha Gin, who had received inside information, knocked on the door of the Hokage's office again. He was greeted by his older cousin with a gray face and Senju Tobirama with a rosy face.
Seeing that the person coming was Uchiha Gin, Senju Tobirama took out a brand new scroll and threw it over.
"Here's your reward, click on it!"
There was a hint of pride in Senju Tobirama's tone. It seemed that the first wave of dividends had arrived, and the kid became proud when he saw the rewards.
"No need, I believe you."
Uchiha Gin doesn't like to make money. Anyway, if he lacks money, someone will make up for it, so he is not worried that Senju Tobirama will embezzle his salary.
"So Jing learned that from you!"
I didn't expect that Uchiha Gin would trust me so easily. Senju Tobirama couldn't help but frowned. This was not a good habit. Even with the closest people, one must be on guard.
"Mirror? What happened to him?"
Unexpectedly, he brought up Uchiha Kagami, whom he hadn't seen for a long time, which made Uchiha Gin a little confused.
"He is just like you, believing what others say so easily. He was almost taken advantage of by those little devils."
When it comes to this, Senju Tobirama couldn't help but roll his eyes. Among his disciples, except for Uchiha Kagami, none of them gave him peace of mind.
As soon as the get out of class was over, those little brats would bow down to Uchiha Jing, calling him their godfather, and then cheat some money out of the little curly-haired boy's wallet to buy expensive snacks.
It’s all because a certain curly-haired guy cheated some ignorant kids out of their pocket money, leaving them with empty pockets and no food.
"So that's what happened. It's nothing serious."
It's not a loss anyway. By spending a little money, you can become the godfather of the third and 5.5th generations. I'm sure Jingzai will wake up laughing in his sleep many years later.
"You~"
Unexpectedly, Uchiha Gin didn't take it seriously, so Senju Tobirama didn't say anything more, but in his heart he looked at the curly hair as a prominent feature with a higher regard, and his eyes became less sharp than before.
"Hashirama, the prisoner, hasn't come back yet? He's been out for a few days. Could he have fallen in love with someone else?"
After putting the proceeds of his labor into his bag, Uchiha Gin looked around and found that Hashirama Senju's desk was still arranged as before, so it seemed that its owner had not returned to work yet.
"!!!"
Hearing this, Uchiha Madara, who was working hard, suddenly raised his head, his eyes suddenly became sharp, and his mind began to wander.
"I'm back today."
Compared to the nervous Uchiha Madara, Senju Tobirama said with certainty that he had previously sensed that the mark he left behind had entered the Land of Fire. According to Senju Hashirama's speed, he would be able to return to Konoha today.
"That's good. Look how tired my brother is. He's almost unrecognizable~"
Hearing this, Uchiha Gin nodded seriously, then patted Uchiha Madara, who had a sallow and gray face beside him, looking like a good brother.
"When he comes back, I'll give my oldest cousin a holiday and let him go back to relax for a few days."
"No, I can do it!"
Uchiha Madara was very touched by Uchiha Gin's concern, but when he heard about the holiday, he immediately showed resistance.
Good boy, you are addicted to work. How about you go home and take care of the family affairs at night so that your little cousin can take time out to fall in love?
"Look at yourself now, you don't look like the head of a clan at all!"
Seeing that Uchiha Madara was stubborn, Uchiha Gin immediately showed a very serious expression, frowning and looking at his cousin.
"but."
"No buts, the position of Hokage is not suitable for a guy with a weak face!"
Uchiha Gin knew very well that Uchiha Madara worked so hard in order to become Hokage and leave a good impression on everyone, but if he ruined his body because of this, it would be a waste of time.
Besides, there are more important things waiting for them now than becoming Hokage.
"Ok."
Unable to persuade Uchiha Gin, Uchiha Madara had to give up. After all, the eldest brother is like a father, and now the only person who can talk to him like this is Uchiha Gin.
“Bang!!!”
At this moment, a hurried figure rushed in, bringing with him a hint of wind and sand. Before anyone could ask, Hashirama Senju, with a dusty face, picked up someone's tea on the table and drank it all.
"Huh~ I'm alive now. The Wind Country is not a place for humans to stay!"
After not seeing him for a few days, Hashirama Senju's face was obviously a little more weathered, his long and smooth hair was a little dry and yellow, and his clothes were stained with yellow sand.
However, what concerned people the most was that there were several tears on the clothes on the back of Hashirama Senju. Looking at the smooth and flat cracks, it was obviously not like the scratches caused by walking.
"Brother, were you attacked?"
Senju Tobirama, who was concerned about his elder brother's safety, asked before Uchiha Madara could speak.
"Attack? Let me think. It seemed like an unknown guy threw a kunai at me from a distance, but the quality of his kunai was so poor that it only scratched my clothes and did not hurt me."
Senju Hashirama looked at his shirt distressedly. This was made by Momoka herself. He would have to kneel on the washboard again when he got home.
"Throwing a kunai? What about the others?"
As soon as he heard the words "throw kunai", Uchiha Gin immediately became alert.
"No, I was in a hurry at the time and I just threw a wooden dragon over there. I think he must have been scared away, right?"
the other side
Located at the border of the Land of Fire and the Land of Water Trap
In the jungle, a man covered in blood dragged his injured body and walked step by step towards the Takigakure Village.
"Hoo~ho~ho~"
The ferocious dragon pierced his lungs just by brushing past him. Every time the man took a step, he would gasp in pain.
But when he thought of the green banknotes, he seemed to be filled with strength, and his steps became more powerful.
As long as he goes back, the chief will return the confiscated property to him. For the money, he will crawl back to Takigakure even if he has to.
However, what the man didn't know was that what was waiting for him in his hometown that he longed for was not green banknotes, but naked betrayal.
"Tsk~ It seems like you are just bragging!"
As expected, the miser Kakuzu was just gilding himself and even threw away his reputation in order to join the Akatsuki organization.
"What bragging?"
Hearing Uchiha Gin's mumbling, Senju Hashirama touched his head in confusion.
"Nothing much. Now that Hashirama's jailer brother is back safely, can my eldest cousin go home and rest?"
Waving his hand, Uchiha Gin signaled him not to care, then he pulled Uchiha Madara who was hesitant to speak and walked outside.
"Wait. Let me chat with the hot mom for a while~"
Uchiha Madara was extremely reluctant to be lifted up, but Uchiha Gin's hands seemed to be filled with lead, and no matter how hard he tried, he could not break free from the grip of this big hand.
"Madala, go and have some rest first. I'll come find you later."
Senju Hashirama, who also noticed that Uchiha Madara was in a bad state, immediately shook his head.
"Bye, you two brothers are busy first~"
With a wave of his hand, Uchiha Gin dragged the reluctant Uchiha Madara away from the Hokage Building.
Walking on the street, Uchiha Madara accepted his fate and stopped struggling. He followed behind Uchiha Gin, wondering why his cousin was so tough today and insisted on letting him rest for a few days.
"Isn't this the way to the clan's land?"
Taking Uchiha Madara with him through many turns, they arrived at an unfamiliar commercial street. Uchiha Madara frowned and realized that this was not the way home.
"Follow closely. I brought you here because I have something to tell you."
Without directly answering Uchiha Madara's question, Uchiha Gin found the unknown fruit shop based on his memory.
"Why did you bring me here? I don't like eating fruit."
Thinking that Uchiha Gin was going to buy him some fruit, Uchiha Madara looked up at the round fan family emblem on the sign and shook his head like a rattle.
"Keep your voice down."
Signaling to his older cousin to stop shouting, Uchiha Gin dragged him to a secluded corner and began to monitor the fruit shop.
A moment later, a quiet girl with two pigtails walked out of the fruit shop. She was a little thin, and the apron she was wearing seemed a little too big.
Although her appearance is not very stunning, her fair and tender face has the freshness and naturalness that only belongs to a girl next door, which makes people feel a little close to her.
"Cousin, this is a crime!"
When Uchiha Madara noticed that Uchiha Gin had been staring at the girl walking out of the fruit shop, he immediately frowned, his eyes became sharp, and he distanced himself from his older cousin to express his intention to cut off ties.
Judging from the girl's figure and appearance, she looks no more than fourteen or fifteen years old. If you attack such a young child, you will be thrown into jail.
"shush"
It was no need to guess that Uchiha Madara was madly arranging himself. Uchiha Gin rolled his eyes, made a hushing gesture to him with one hand, and pointed in a direction with the other hand.
Following the direction pointed by Uchiha Gin, Uchiha Madara turned his head in confusion, but saw a scene that shattered his three views.
"That's Izuna?"
I saw a young man who looked like Uchiha Izuna walking towards the street corner not far away.
She wore a small black short-sleeved shirt, three-quarter skinny pants, shiny loafers, and a small black leather bag under her armpit.
He was walking towards the girl from the fruit shop with his usual ruthless steps and a clear goal.
"Yes, someone is going to commit a crime, but it's not me." (End of this chapter)
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