Konoha: The thirty-year-old Uchiha is not motivated.
Chapter 284 Black Zetsu, Your Mom Is Getting Pregnant
Chapter 284 Black Zetsu, Your Mom Is Getting Pregnant
Finally, Uchiha Izuna, who got the approval of her eldest cousin, happily left first, and before leaving, she stuffed the lemon in her hand to Uchiha Gin.
"Brother, as long as Mieko and I can succeed, I will give you plenty of lemons in the future!"
Uchiha Gin took the bribe with a clear conscience and frowned as he looked at his cousin's spirit suit.
"Go back and change your style. If you keep looking like this, I'm afraid you'll be single for the rest of your life."
Hearing this, Uchiha Izuna looked down at his shiny loafers in confusion, and thought to himself that he was extremely handsome. Walking in the crowd, he would get 200% of the attention.
"Really? I think Mieko likes this outfit of mine?"
"Just change when I tell you to. Why are you talking so much nonsense?"
Giving his little cousin a slap on the face, Uchiha Gin said coldly,
"Okay, okay, I'll change it now~"
Rubbing his aching head, Uchiha Izuna chose to succumb to the tyranny of Uchiha Gin.
Otherwise, if the cousin said "I don't agree with this marriage", he and Mieko would not be able to get married.
Looking at his brother's receding back, Uchiha Madara, who was gloomy, gradually relaxed his tense expression and snorted coldly, cursing,
"Humph! I think this kid Izumi is just greedy for my body. He is so despicable!"
"I think you are envious~"
Uchiha Gin turned his head and looked at his eldest cousin with an awkward smile on his face.
"Huh? I'd envy him?"
Uchiha Madara immediately rolled his eyes, but his cold face concealed a barely perceptible sense of relief and joy.
"hehe."
Uchiha Gin was already used to his cousin's hypocritical personality, so he immediately warned him,
"I've already requested the leave for you. Take a good rest these few days, take care of family affairs, and give your little cousin some private space."
"but I."
Upon hearing this arrangement, Uchiha Madara was immediately unhappy. Now was the critical moment in the competition for the second generation.
If he was absent for a few days, the white-haired Senju Tobirama might take the opportunity to steal home, and then all his previous efforts would be wasted.
"Humph! If you dare to go to work secretly, I will expose your dirty laundry to that white-haired guy."
Seeing through Uchiha Madara's thoughts, Uchiha Gin was not polite and directly took out his trump card. You know, the black material he had saved was enough to feed his eldest cousin for a lifetime.
Senju Tobirama: Is there such a good thing?
"Huh~ I know."
Uchiha Madara almost fainted, but when he saw that Uchiha Gin's expression was serious and not fake, he felt like a deflated ball and had to nod in agreement.
"Okay, I'll take a walk for a while, you go back and rest~"
Uchiha Gin, holding a lemon, waved to Uchiha Madara, and then walked towards the village entrance.
When visiting orphans and widows, you can't go empty-handed.
Uchiha Madara, who was threatened by Uchiha Gin, returned to the clan leader's residence alone. He pushed open the clan leader's office, which he had not entered for a long time, and found that the spacious desk was piled with thick documents.
Uchiha Izuna, who had parted ways with him earlier, was now reviewing documents with a serious look on his face, looking nothing like the energetic young man who had just appeared on the street.
"Leave it there, I'll take a look later~"
Uchiha Izuna, who was concentrating on reviewing the documents, did not look up, thinking that it was a clan member who came to deliver the documents, and then he spoke,
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Uchiha Madara did not speak. Looking at his brother who already had a faint wrinkle on his cheek, he suddenly felt a little sad.
"Why don't you leave?"
After a while of no movement, Izunai, sensing someone in front of her, frowned immediately.
"Are you so busy now?"
Uchiha Madara's eyes fell on the table beside him. There was already cold food on it. It seemed that his younger brother was so busy that he forgot to eat and sleep. Then he asked in a deep voice,
"Ah? Brother! Why are you here, Ben?"
Hearing the familiar voice, Uchiha Izuna looked up in surprise. When he saw Uchiha Madara standing in front of him with a face full of self-blame, he quickly stood up and asked,
"Stop talking like that. I'm sorry Izuna. I deserve to die for saying that to you before!"
When Uchiha Madara thought of his mean face towards Uchiha Izuna just now, he wanted to slap himself twice.
"what?"
Uchiha Izuna stood up and was completely confused. He touched his head in confusion, trying to guess what his elder brother was up to.
"Go and take a rest, Izuna. Leave the rest of the work to me~"
Uchiha Madara took a few steps forward, pulled the confused Uchiha Izuna down, sat on the clan leader's throne himself, and began to take over the clan affairs.
"Brother, aren't you working in the Hokage's office? Why did you think of coming back?"
Looking at Uchiha Madara who was writing furiously, Uchiha Izuna asked cautiously,
"If I don't come back, how will you have time to do your work?"
After looking at his younger brother, Uchiha Madara chuckled and said,
"Doing business?"
"Don't play dumb, I agree too. As long as you don't do anything out of line, go after that girl from the fruit shop without worry!"
"What did you say???"
Uchiha Izuna's sudden overreaction confused Uchiha Madara, who was nodding his head repeatedly for his own righteousness. Looking at his brother who was gradually getting red, he asked in confusion,
"Are you okay? I'm happy, but don't be red-hot!"
After a while, Uchiha Izuna's face returned to normal color. His face was gloomy and his eyes were full of biting. He squeezed out an incomprehensible sentence from between his teeth.
"How dare he lie to me!"
"squeak~"
The door of the clan leader's office was suddenly pushed open, and a hurried figure rushed in. It was another Uchiha Izuna. He was sweating profusely, his clothes were a little crooked, and he shouted in a very embarrassed manner,
"I'm so tired! This field research is not an easy job. I really envy you, my clone, for being able to stay in a cool office~"
After the intruder Uchiha Izuna finished talking to himself, he realized that the person sitting in the position of clan leader had been replaced, and immediately asked in surprise,
"Brother, why are you here? Aren't you shopping with your cousin?"
Uchiha Madara looked at his two younger brothers standing in the room with a strange expression, and for a moment he didn't know how to start.
Uchiha Izuna, who was working on the documents at the beginning, spoke first. His cold eyes fell on Uchiha Izuna who had just entered the room, with a hint of murderous intent surging in his eyes.
"Master, is it hard to go out for investigation and research?"
"It's not hard! It's not hard! How can it be as hard as your clone~"
Feeling a bit cold, Uchiha Izuna immediately shook her head like a rattle.
"No, no, no, you're not the one who's worried about me. Is Mieko okay?"
"No, no, Mieko's pigtails today are super cute!"
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"Pfft!"
The scene fell into a deadly silence. The stiff-faced real Izunai fell to the ground with weak legs and kowtowed to the gloomy clone.
"Sorry, I'm undercover!"
"Okay, okay, you tricked me into working day and night here, but you went out to pick up girls under the guise of research. You are really a good person in the ninja world."
After hearing this, Uchiha Madara finally understood the whole story, and the look he gave his brother, Dogeza, was slightly hostile.
I thought you were a dedicated guy, but I didn't expect you to be such a sly guy. You actually let your shadow clone work here while you went out to flirt with girls.
Why didn't I think of this despicable method earlier?
When Uchiha Madara thought about the fact that he had to review the documents himself, he felt worse than if he had lost 100 million.
"Eat shit!"
The furious clone pounced on his original body, Izuna, who was kneeling on the ground and repenting, like a hungry tiger. Today he wanted to seek justice for himself.
Avatars also have human rights!
"untie!"
Uchiha Izuna, who had been prepared, secretly made a seal and the clone in the air instantly turned into smoke.
"Hmm~"
Although he escaped the revenge of his clone, the huge amount of memories during this period was enough to overwhelm Uchiha Izuna. He rolled on the ground with his hands covering his head, sweat oozing from his forehead. He groaned in pain for a long time before gradually calming down.
"Huh~ I thought I was going to die."
After forcefully digesting the memories, Uchiha Izuna got up from the ground, wiped the sweat from his head, looking like he had survived a calamity.
"You think this is the end?"
At this moment, Uchiha Madara's cold voice sounded in his ears, and Izuna stood at attention instantly.
"Brother, I am using ninjutsu properly."
Seeing Uchiha Madara's bad face, Izuna, feeling guilty, quickly explained,
"You really have both career and girls at the same time."
"It's okay, it's okay~"
Izuna scratched his head embarrassedly. His elder brother rarely praised others.
"You think I'm praising you? Come to work!"
Uchiha Madara stood up, pointed at the clan leader's throne, and ordered,
"Ah! My cousin just asked me to chase Mieko!"
Izuna, trembling in her heart, had no choice but to bring up Uchiha Gin, but Uchiha Madara didn't buy it. His eyes fixed, and the oppressive feeling emanating from his body made Uchiha Izuna swallow subconsciously.
"I'll do it, I'll do it! But Mieko."
Under pressure from the tyranny, Uchiha Izuna, with a sad face, had to go back to work, but he had just made a little progress with Mieko. If he missed it, he would really miss it.
"Let your clone go instead. You just stay here and do your job obediently."
Let you have a taste of the treatment of a clone.
"."
Am I green myself?
After making clear arrangements for Uchiha Izuna, Uchiha Madara left the clan leader's office with satisfaction and walked towards the Nanga Shrine where he usually went into seclusion.
"It turns out that I can only calm down here."
A faint candlelight flickered in the empty shrine. Uchiha Madara sat cross-legged in front of the blue ancestral stone tablet. His eyes slowly turned scarlet as he stared at the obscure words on the tablet.
With the blessing of the pupil power, the tadpole-like words gradually turned into content that Uchiha Madara could understand. "Why can't I see the last content clearly? My eyes are obviously at the pinnacle of the Sharingan."
Uchiha Madara, wondering why he couldn't get a glimpse of the truth, increased his pupil power output, but even though the kaleidoscope in his eyes was spinning almost smoking, he still couldn't see the last content on the stone tablet.
"Could it be that the Eternal Eye is not the limit of the Sharingan?"
Slowly closing his eyes, Uchiha Madara frowned into the shape of a "川" character. At this moment, he suddenly remembered what was recorded on the stone tablet, and a flash of inspiration came to his mind.
"The myriad things in the universe"
According to the stele, the combination of the power of the Senju and Uchiha will create the power of all things, so this power may be the key to interpreting the final content of the stele.
When he thought of this, Uchiha Madara's eyes showed a thoughtful look, and no one knew what he was considering.
In a corner not far from him, a dark figure slowly poked his head out and looked at Uchiha Madara who was deep in thought. Black Zetsu, who had been waiting here for a long time, nodded with satisfaction.
It seems that this reincarnation of Indra is in some kind of confusion. Should I add fuel to the fire and make him my most effective chess piece?
The last content of the stone tablet can only be seen by eyes at the level of the Rinnegan. It records the specific methods of implementing the Infinite Tsukuyomi plan, including how to summon the Outer Path Demon Statue and the role of the Tailed Beasts, etc.
"First, let him turn against the reincarnation of Asura. When he is deserted by his friends and relatives, I can take advantage of the opportunity and swoop in."
Black Zetsu hid in a corner, planning his grand blueprint, his small eyes as big as soybeans were full of hesitation.
"Mother, you will be free from the cage soon!"
Uchiha Gin, who had just parted ways with Uchiha Madara, went to the cold drink shop at the entrance of the village with a lemon in his hand. However, the four big words "Temporarily Closed" hanging on the door made him feel heartbroken. Fortunately, Madam Eimi had told him where the key to the shop was.
After opening the door in a few seconds, Uchiha Gin swaggered into the empty cold drink shop. However, his dry lips made him a little tempted, but he was too lazy to do it.
But as a man with his own men, Uchiha Gin's dead fish eyes flashed red, and Wangliang made a brilliant appearance.
"Wangliang sauce!"
Uchiha Gin, who was squinting, looked calm and composed, but when he saw the black-skinned girl teleported from the Shadow Realm, his eyes widened in surprise.
"What kind of look do you have?"
Wangliang still looked the same dark-skinned icy girl as before, but this time, she had two rabbit ears on top of her white hair. They didn’t look like decorations but more like real ones.
The last moment, Kaguya, who was enjoying an elegant afternoon tea in the Shadow Realm, suddenly felt a call. She touched the rabbit ears growing on her head, stood up with an unhappy face, and accepted the teleportation.
These two rabbit ears only grew after she and Uchiha Gin merged and transformed last time. Kaguya herself was puzzled.
Although her true form is a rabbit, this kind of mutation never occurred when she was still an Otsutsuki~
"By the way, you can't speak~"
Uchiha Gin, who hadn't received a response for a long time, suddenly remembered that Wangliang-chan couldn't speak, so he patted his forehead and didn't ask any more questions.
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The summoned Kaguya remained in an icy state, but her two big eyes looked around the cold drink shop curiously. Looking at the cute decorations in the shop, her young heart also felt a slight palpitation.
That's right. When I rule the world, I'll make this my palace.
Let this descendant show me the gate.
Just as Kaguya was lost in her fantasy, she suddenly felt a tingling sensation on her head, and she almost screamed out in fright.
“They are actually rabbit ears, and they are warm!”
I saw Uchiha Gin had gone around behind Kaguya Wangliang at some point, and was rubbing her ears on top of her head with his big hands, while admiring her in amazement.
"Snapped!!!"
Kaguya had never suffered such an insult before, and she immediately slapped Uchiha Gin's evil hand away, with a hint of disgust on her icy face.
“Huh~Huh~Yes, that’s the expression!”
Blowing his red and swollen palms, Uchiha Gin looked at Wangliang who had a humane expression and nodded with satisfaction.
Uchiha Yao has not fully developed the eye technique of Wangliang. Uchiha Yin feels that Wangliang, the eye technique creation, is definitely not just a combat puppet. If he trains it more, maybe he can really develop it into an intelligent AI.
It is not impossible that one day you will suddenly start talking.
"Wangliang, make me a hand-squeezed lemon, with lots of sugar!"
Looking up and down at the restored black-skinned Wangliang, Uchiha Gin tried to issue an order.
After the training of the two intelligent puppets, Zuo Ling and You Ling, it is now time to review the results.
"#"
Kaguya, with a cold face, immediately had an angry mark on her forehead and her eyes became unfriendly after hearing Uchiha Gin's strange order.
"You don't know how? Then I'll show you~"
Seeing Wang Liang standing there in a daze, Uchiha Yin looked at a loss, thinking that she didn't know how to do it, so he scratched his head and said,
After that, he skillfully picked up a few lemons, walked to the bar of the cold drink shop and started to work.
"Pah pah pah pah~"
There was a fierce pounding sound, and Uchiha Gin's skillful posture made Kaguya who was watching a little speechless. She didn't expect that this descendant had some skills. Then she upgraded him from a janitor to a chef~
"Ding ding ding~ Hand-beaten lemons are done!"
With the help of his strange power, Uchiha Gin squeezed the lemon cleanly with ease, and added a large amount of honey syrup into the tempting juice. Then a cup of Uchiha's homemade hand-squeezed lemon was ready.
What is professionalism? This is professionalism.
"You want to try it?"
Uchiha Gin, who was originally preparing to enjoy himself, suddenly saw the hopeful look on Wangliangjiang's face. Confused, he tried to ask,
After all, as a creature created by the pupil technique, Wangliang should not need to consume human food.
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Hearing Uchiha Gin's words, Kaguya nodded subconsciously.
"what?"
Uchiha Gin tilted his head in surprise, with question marks all over his curly hair. He just asked casually, but he didn't expect Wangliang to nod. But he didn't think much about it and handed over the hand-made lemon.
Seeing the bright yellow hand hitting the lemon in front of her, Kaguya was startled and thought to herself, "Oh no, I'm going to be exposed."
After a while, she found that Uchiha Gin was not suspicious at all and was still curious. Kaguya made up her mind and reached out to grab the hand-smashed lemon that exuded an alluring scent.
"Tons, tons, tons~"
Kaguya, who didn't know how to be polite, drank the lemon juice in one gulp. After her mouth was filled with the lemon juice, her eyes widened instantly.
The lemon bursts out with the most original freshness under the powerful pounding, and combined with the sweet syrup and the mellow honey, the perfect fusion of sour and sweet, the interweaving of refreshing and mellow, creates a perfect summer drink.
This descendant is qualified to enter my harem.
After drinking a glass of hand-squeezed lemon juice in one gulp, Kaguya licked her plump lips with an unsatisfied look. For the first time, a look of visible demand appeared in her emotionless eyes.
"You still want to drink?"
Kaguya nodded hurriedly, acting more human than before.
"Then wait a moment~"
Uchiha Gin, who was guessing whether Wangliang was another step of evolution, immediately started making it.
As cup after cup of hand-squeezed lemonade was brought up, Kaguya no longer held back and sat down on the stool, drinking cup after cup of Uchiha's hand-squeezed lemonade.
After a while, Kaguya's originally very flat belly slowly bulged up.
It was passed on that Uchiha Gin got Kaguya pregnant.
"Cool!"
After drinking the last glass of hand-squeezed lemon, Kaguya, who was already drunk, blurted out a big word.
"!!!"
This scared Uchiha Gin, who was cleaning up the lemon remains. He appeared in front of Kaguya and stared at her slightly rosy face. That charming red could not be concealed even by dark skin.
Kaguya, who was already drunk, hadn't reacted to what she was saying yet. She looked down at the empty cup in her hand, then glanced at Uchiha Gin standing in front of her. She subconsciously handed the cup over.
"Another drink~"
“Woo woo woo~ I did it! I did it!”
The imagined suspicion did not appear, and Uchiha Gin was seen crying with joy while holding the cup.
In his opinion, Wangliang's ability to speak was a miraculous evolution that happened because of his unremitting efforts.
After all, the Sharingan is known as the mirror of the soul, and its eye techniques are more or less tinged with idealism.
"Forehead"
Uchiha Gin's reaction confused Kaguya. She also realized that she had actually spoken and was thinking about how to make up for it.
Unexpectedly, Uchiha Gin, who discovered her secret, actually hugged his hands and hit Lemon and cried, without any doubt about his intentions.
"Wangliang-chan! Do you know who I am?"
Wiping away the tears of joy from the corners of his eyes, Uchiha Gin stared into Kaguya's eyes and asked in a deep voice,
"Curly?"
Kaguya, who was somewhat uneasy being stared at, looked at Uchiha Gin's head and replied in a cold tone,
"NO! I am your master!"
Uchiha Gin made an X on his chest, trying to correct Wangliang's cognition. In his opinion, the intelligence of this kind of AI should not be too high, so he still needs to guide it slowly.
"Okay Curly, got it Curly."
Since the fact that she could speak had been exposed, Kaguya no longer pretended to be dumb. Her cold and beautiful face returned to its previous state. She spoke slowly, with a barely perceptible smile hidden in her beautiful eyes.
"No, follow my lead, Master!"
Considering that Wangliang-chan can transform into a belt, Uchiha Gin forgave her for what she said and instead began to teach her seriously.
"Ah."
Kaguya hesitated for a moment, then nodded slowly, as if to agree.
"Why are you nodding? I am the master, not you!"
I didn't expect it to be so difficult to teach. Uchiha Gin was so angry that he jumped up and down.
"Are you the master?"
Hearing this, Kaguya tilted her head in confusion and asked softly,
"Yes, yes, you are the master!"
Uchiha was overjoyed when he heard this. He was indeed a good candidate for teaching and educating people. He could even train a dumb puppet to be eloquent.
Since you said so, I won't be polite~
"Ah."
Kaguya nodded vigorously and seriously.
Sure enough, this descendant didn't seem very smart, and my worries were unnecessary.
(End of this chapter)
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