Konoha: The thirty-year-old Uchiha is not motivated.
Chapter 414: 32 Things About My Cousin's Secret Surgery
Chapter 414 A Few Things About My Cousin's Secret Surgery
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"Boom!"
"Damn it! Give me back my money!!!"
The solid wooden desk was broken into two halves by a punch. Senju Tobirama, with red eyes, gritted his teeth viciously, his gaze fell on the news on the front page of the newspaper in his hand, and he felt the blood in his body run cold.
“My hard-earned money!!!”
No wonder I have only received one dividend in all these years. Every time I write to inquire, the other party gives the same old reply.
What company is at an important stage of development? What good days of making money in sacks are still to come~
It turned out that it was all a delaying tactic. I was afraid that my money had already been squandered by that hateful liar.
"Alas~ Tobirama, I have already reminded you that there is no such thing as a free lunch except rolling the dice."
Sitting firmly on the throne of Hokage, Hashirama Senju looked at his incompetent and furious brother with a look of deep sorrow. He had reminded him many times before that the shipping company was definitely not reliable.
"Humph! You drank a lot of the tea I sent you."
Senju Tobirama turned his head and looked at his elder brother dangerously. Senju Hashirama used a lot of the gifts that the swindler sent during the holidays. So if you count it, he is also an accomplice.
"Forehead"
Scratching his face in embarrassment, Senju Hashirama put on a serious expression.
"Tobirama, I have helped you conceal this big hole for so many years. Now I am about to abdicate. Have you thought about how to solve it?"
Fortunately, Senju Tobirama was not without any precautions. He left a Flying Thunder God Mark on the man who claimed to be an official from the Land of Waves.
"I'll take care of a geoduck! Wait till I find that guy!"
He raised his finger with a grim expression, and with a flash of blue light, Senju Tobirama disappeared from the spot.
The next second, the blue light flashed again, and the dripping Senju Tobirama returned, with fresh seafood hanging on his clothes, and his face looked terribly smelly.
"That guy definitely has a team. He actually stripped Flying Thunder God and sank it into the sea without my knowledge."
Holding a scroll covered with green moss in his hand, Senju Tobirama first spat out a mouthful of salty sea water, then expressionlessly pulled off the small crab that was pinching his ear, and slowly said in an almost murderous tone,
"Such a clever move, I'm afraid it was premeditated."
"Ah? Doesn't that mean we can't get it back?"
Senju Hashirama's expression turned bitter when he heard this. That money was earned by Uchiha Gin through hard work in promoting the tailed beasts, but the village didn't even use it, and it was all wasted by his own brother.
"Give me some more time and I will definitely find that guy."
"It's too late. Madara will take over the throne soon. When the accounts are made public, I'm afraid you won't be able to hide this huge hole even if you want to."
The money that Senju Tobirama used for investment was not a small amount. Hundreds of billions of funds are an astronomical figure even in today's inflation. Even if the entire Senju clan was sold, it might not be able to make up for it.
Wait, there’s also the Senju clan!
"Tobirama, there is only one way out for now."
After thinking for a while, Senju Hashirama raised his head with a resolute look on his face, and said in a very heavy tone,
"Brother, do you want to..."
Seeing Senju Hashirama's heroic expression ready to die, Senju Tobirama's heart tightened, and his eyes were filled with disbelief.
"Yes, I want it."
"You're going to commit yourself to that bastard Uchiha Madara?"
"puff!!!"
"You idiot, what are you thinking!"
Senju Hashirama, who had just picked up the tea, couldn't hold back and sprayed all the scalding hot tea onto Senju Tobirama's face, with a very interesting expression on his face.
"Brother, do you have any other ideas?"
Fortunately, he was already wet, so he didn't care too much about the tea that hit him. He wiped his face with his hand and asked in confusion,
With his powerful brain calculations, the only solution now is to bribe Uchiha Madara, the future second generation.
As for how to bribe, he could only let his elder brother please him. As his younger brother, although he was heartbroken, he could do nothing about it.
"Well, when you go back, carefully liquidate the clan's assets."
Rubbing his sore temples, Senju Hashirama sighed deeply, his eyes full of fatigue.
Ever since he got the strange disease last time, he always felt that his health was getting worse day by day. He used to be able to fight three hundred rounds with full energy, but now he is very cautious, for fear of waking up the person beside him and having another orgasm.
"Brother, do you want to?"
Hearing what Senju Hashirama said, Senju Tobirama's eyes narrowed, his face showing an expression of grief.
"It's time for the Senju clan to become history."
Soon, news of the big move being made by the Senju clan began to spread throughout the streets of Konoha.
"Have you heard? The Senju clan is now counting their assets, and many properties are being auctioned off."
"A new emperor appoints new ministers. After the abdication of the first generation, the Senju clan will surely be more restrained. If they continue to hoard large quantities, they will probably be targeted by the second generation."
"Really? But I heard that the first and second generations were childhood sweethearts, so they wouldn't do something like this, right?"
At the head of the village, a few idle grandpas and grandmas sat in a small teahouse, sharing the gossip they had heard.
When talking about the village chief's scandal, several people's faces were full of gossip. One of them, an old lady with a permed noodle hair, waved mysteriously at the people around her.
"Shh~ Keep your voice down. Let me tell you something. The ex-girlfriend of the previous owner of the dog of my second uncle's granddaughter's cousin's son-in-law's neighbor is a clerk in the Hokage Building. She told me that the Shodaime and the Nidaime seem to be getting along on the surface, but in fact, they have deep resentment in private, and the culprit that caused all this is..."
"Who is it? Tell me now!"
"Don't keep me in suspense. At worst, I'll let you queue in front of me when we grab the eggs later."
The eyes of the people around them were shining with gossip. The aunt, who was the focus of the whole audience, nodded with satisfaction. She opened her big mouth with flaming red lips slightly and uttered a name.
"Senju Tobirama!!!"
In the Senju clan's ancestral hall, a white-haired, withered old man looked at the expressionless Senju Tobirama with a sinister look on his face.
"Do you dare to kneel before the ancestral tablets and repeat what you just said?"
Pointing at the ancestral tablet enshrined in the ancestral hall with a trembling hand, he asked coldly,
"Great Elder, times have changed."
Senju Tobirama shook his head, with a barely perceptible hint of disdain in his eyes.
These parasites in the clan have sucked so much blood from the Thousand Hands clan. He must make these old men drop gold coins today.
"Konoha is not the Senju clan's Konoha. As long as Konoha is in need, the Senju clan must be prepared to sacrifice at any time."
"You're talking nonsense! I've shed blood for the Senju clan, and I've blocked a knife for the chief of the Fujian clan. You have no power, and no qualifications, to confiscate my private property!"
Seeing that Senju Tobirama was so persistent, even disregarding the name of his ancestors, the Great Elder rolled his eyes and started to throw a tantrum.
"Great Elder, you have lived for so many years, you must be a smart person. There are some things I won't say openly."
Looking at the great elder who had turned into a deadbeat, Qianshou Tobirama sneered. This old guy relied on his age to greedily accept offerings from the clan.
"I am an old widower who has accumulated a few acres of thin land and two small courtyards throughout my life. If you want to take them, take them. When I die on the street, I will definitely go to the head of the Buddhist clan and tell him everything you, a young boy, have done, without missing a word."
The elder was an old thief. He could not fight back, so he immediately chose to retreat. In front of all the tribesmen, he put on a miserable expression.
"Haha, do you really have to let me explain myself before you stop?"
The Great Elder was acting like a drama queen, and Senju Tobirama almost turned into Hyuga Tobirama. He smiled disdainfully and raised his hand to call the followers behind him.
"The Great Elder owns a thousand acres of fertile land, more than fifty properties, a commercial street, and 32 billion in cash in the Fire Nation's bank."
As the clansmen behind Senju Tobirama spread out the scroll and listed the assets of the great elder one by one, the air around them seemed to condense.
"Wait! Stop talking!"
The elder, who had not expected his assets to be checked so thoroughly, immediately shouted in a stern voice,
"Hello, Tobirama Senju. You are fine."
"A few acres of thin land? Two small courtyards?"
Senju Tobirama shook his head with a mocking look on his face.
"Great Elder, these are just the assets registered in your name. As far as I know, you have several illegitimate children."
"I'll pay! I'll pay! I'm willing to donate my assets to the village for free!"
Finally hearing a satisfactory answer, Senju Tobirama put on a warm smile on his face and walked up to help the great elder up.
"Really, Great Elder, if you had done this earlier, you would still have time to go to the village to dance square dance."
"How about I donate all my assets to the village and let my family go?"
The elder, with a pale face, no longer had the arrogance he had before. While Qianshou Tobirama was supporting him, he quietly discussed with him, his words pleading.
"I will try my best to leave a few acres of thin land and two small courtyards for you, the Great Elder, to spend your remaining years in peace."
"You! Ga~"
His concessions did not bring him the promise he wanted. The elder was so angry that he fainted.
"Why don't you send the Great Elder down to rest!"
Senju Tobirama had a disdainful smile on his face and threw the unconscious elder to the tribesmen beside him.
"Let's go to the next one."
A war without the smoke of gunpowder quietly broke out within the Senju clan. Countless greedy branches were cut off by Senju Tobirama, collected and turned into nutrients to fill his holes.
"Tsk tsk tsk, that white-haired guy is really cruel~"
As Konoha's annual celebration was approaching, Uchiha Gin finally got a rare holiday. He casually flipped through the newspaper and saw the assets sold by the Senju clan. He instantly guessed the general situation, "What happened to my second brother?"
Senju Itama, who was wearing an apron, became alert when he heard the word "white hair". He poked his head out of the kitchen and asked in confusion,
"Your family is bankrupt, and now you are really a poor girl~"
"what?"
Looking at the question-filled Senju Itama, Uchiha Gin shook his head with a look of regret. There was more mockery in his lifeless eyes.
Uchiha Gin naturally knew what Senju Tobirama was worried about.
The eldest cousin is about to take over, but Senju Tobirama has not yet filled the hole of the tailed beast payment.
If the truth were to be revealed, not only would he be dismissed from his position as village party secretary, but the entire Senju clan would also be implicated and become a rat crossing the street that everyone would shout and beat.
Of course, it is impossible for Senju Tobirama to get the money back, as the money has already been used to build the two countries of Uzumaki.
Therefore, there are only two paths before Senju Tobirama.
1. Actively defect, leave tonight with all your might, cut off all interpersonal relationships, and take responsibility for all the bad debts by yourself.
2. Sell off ancestral property to make up for the village’s financial losses.
Now it seems that Senju Tobirama still has some humanity. He chooses to make drastic measures and use his own family assets to make up for the account losses.
"You are still too timid. With such a small amount of money, you can just cook the books."
Uchiha Gin is also talking without any worries. In the previous life, 100 billion taels would be a huge sum of tens of billions of RMB. If they were to cook the accounts, Senju Tobirama would be so worried that his head would go bald.
"What are you mumbling about?"
She came over with a breakfast in her hand, and Senju Itama frowned slightly.
"Nothing. By the way, are you interested in becoming the leader of the Thousand Hands Clan?"
When Uchiha Gin thought about being able to order the leader of the Senju clan around, his eyes lit up instantly.
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"Huh~ Turns out you don't have a fever. I told you not to stay up late at night, but you started talking in your sleep not long after you woke up."
He quickly stepped forward and touched the forehead of a certain crazy curly-haired guy. After confirming that the temperature was OK, Senju Itama rolled his eyes beautifully, not taking Uchiha Gin's dream talk seriously at all.
"I do not."
Feeling that he was being treated as an idiot by Senju Itama, Uchiha Gin was about to speak up to defend himself, but his eyes were drawn to other contents in the newspaper.
"No, I was just bragging, but you guys actually started fighting~"
Seeing the news of the war in the newspaper, Uchiha Gin's excited expression suddenly collapsed.
He is a peace-loving and anti-war person, otherwise he would not wear Decade's vest and put drives as shackles on the strong men of several major ninja villages to prevent the occurrence of local wars.
He never expected that he just said a few words to Tobirama Senju, but the cunning white-haired man actually made a detailed deduction.
After speculating about others with the greatest malice and engaging in a wave of crazy self-imagination, Senju Tobirama quickly spread the news that Senju Hashirama was seriously ill and his strength had greatly decreased.
Not only that, he also spread the false news that the first generation and the future second generation were not in harmony with each other.
After receiving the above information, other ninja villages were very restrained at first, but as the spy investigation deepened, they gradually believed the authenticity of the above information.
After all, even the old Konoha people on the streets are saying that the relationship between the first and second generations is complicated and there may be a big gap.
After cleaning up the kitchen, Senju Itama took off her apron and stretched her body. Her attractive curves made Uchiha Gin's nose itch.
"Another war?"
Sitting down next to Uchiha Gin, Senju Itama took off her slippers and rubbed her sore black silk feet. Her beautiful eyes like the starry sky fell on the content of the newspaper, and her delicate brows slightly frowned.
"Don't pick it. You're not afraid of athlete's foot if you wear this every day."
His eyes were attracted by the jailer who exuded a fatal temptation. Uchiha Gin took a deep breath, resisted the urge to turn his head, and said slanderously,
"Huh? There's no athlete's foot. If you don't believe me, smell it."
Senju Itama, who was accused of athlete's foot for no reason, was very angry and immediately handed over his fragrant jailer.
Humph~ I’ll know the right and wrong once I taste it!
Looking at the little feet reaching out to him, Uchiha Gin almost turned into the Inuzuka family's divine beast.
"Bang bang bang~"
However, at this critical moment, there was a knock on the door of the Uchiha Gin family.
"Tsk! Who is it?"
Retracting his tongue with regret, Uchiha Gin turned his head, wishing he could grind the person outside the door to ashes to relieve the hatred in his heart.
"Cousin! It's me."
Hearing the familiar voice of Uchiha Madara, Uchiha Gin shook his head angrily and stood up to open the door. Senju Itama, who was sitting on the sofa, had a slightly red face and a hint of inexplicable anger.
It's obviously just a little bit close.
Creak~
When he opened the door, he saw Uchiha Madara's stinky face that said he owed him 2.58 million. Uchiha Gin immediately said unhappily,
"Isn't this Nidaime-sama? How come you have time to go down to the grassroots to comfort the grassroots employees?"
"Cousin, please stop making fun of me."
Hearing Uchiha Ginming's mocking words, Uchiha Madara smiled bitterly.
"I'm here for business."
"Come in, and remember to change your shoes."
After changing into slippers quickly, Uchiha Madara sat on the sofa in the living room, picked up the dessert on the table and started eating without any hesitation.
"Cousin, where did you buy this cake? I'll go weigh a few pounds too~"
The yokan in my hand tastes good. Not only is it soft and dense, but the honey poured on it is also unusually sweet.
"It's imported from Taki no Kuni. If you include the transportation fee, it's about 100,000 ryo for one piece."
The delivery fee of Fei Lei Shen Takeaway is very high~
"Gah! Cough cough cough"
Hearing Uchiha Gin's sincere words, Uchiha Madara, who was showing off his yokan, almost choked to death. He quickly took a sip of the tea handed over by the other party to relieve his choking.
"Thank you, cousin."
Putting down the teacup awkwardly, Uchiha Madara's expression gradually became serious. Uchiha Gin raised his eyebrows when he saw this.
I don't know why I came to see him at this critical moment.
"If you have something to say, I haven't had breakfast yet."
The session of tasting the jailer was interrupted, and Uchiha Gin is still hungry.
"Cousin, I just want to ask, is there any chance that Hasi Lama's body can recover?"
In front of Uchiha Gin, Uchiha Madara did not keep anyone in suspense and directly expressed his doubts.
After saying this, he stared at Uchiha Gin with hopeful eyes.
"Aren't the prisoners in Hashirama eating well and having good health?"
Although Hashirama Senju's health was not as good as before, he was not so weak that he needed medical treatment.
“But his strength.”
Uchiha Madara's expression tightened, and a look of disappointment flashed across his face.
"So that's the reason. You're already an adult, why are you still so competitive?"
Looking at his cousin's injured condition, Uchiha Gin suddenly understood that it must be Uchiha Madara who went to compete with Hashirama Senju, only to find that the mountain he had not conquered for many years was broken in half by someone. The sense of accomplishment after climbing the mountain was far from satisfying his vanity.
"I admit that I have my own selfish motives, but Hasi La Ma himself is not feeling well either."
Uchiha Madara generously admitted that he did have some hidden agenda, and nodded gently, his eyes full of worry.
Uchiha Gin scratched his head helplessly. Although Hashirama Senju had a cheerful personality and looked like a good guy all day long, the significant reduction in strength did deal him a big blow.
Just recently, when Hashirama Senju came to express his gratitude, he also asked Uchiha Gin openly and secretly if there was any way to strengthen his body and make his spear invincible.
Uchiha Gin, who did not want to cause a dispute between doctors and patients, had to take out a mysterious little pill that he would never take normally and gave a little bit to Senju Hashirama, which shut him up.
"It may be difficult to restore Hashirama's prison to its former glory."
The fundamental reason for the decline in Hashirama Senju's strength is the lack of Ashura's chakra. If Ashura's chakra can be put back, or a similar substitute can be found, perhaps he can be restored to his original state.
"Somewhat difficult? That means it can be done?"
Uchiha Madara, who had not held much hope at first, raised his head excitedly and looked at Uchiha Gin with sharp eyes, hoping that he could help his best friend.
"I have an idea, but it will take some time to verify. Don't hold your hopes too high for now."
Uchiha Gin shook his head, pouring cold water on Uchiha Madara. It is not so easy to find Ashura's chakra. Maybe he is hiding in the Pure Land waiting for the opportunity to reincarnate.
"It's okay, it's okay. I'm not in a hurry now. As long as there is hope, it's fine."
Hearing that Uchiha Gin did not directly reject it, Uchiha Madara smiled brightly, and his heart finally settled down.
"Are you hiding something from me?"
Uchiha Gin sensed something was wrong from Uchiha Madara's expression, and then frowned and asked quickly. He always felt that the other party was hiding something from him.
"Huh? No! I haven't awakened Wood Release."
Uchiha Madara, who was immersed in joy, was startled subconsciously when he heard Uchiha Gin's sudden question. He waved his hands in panic to deny it, but as soon as he opened his mouth, he exposed himself directly.
"Forehead"
Feeling the extremely solemn gazes of Uchiha Gin and Senju Itama beside him, Uchiha Madara, after a brief moment of confusion, lowered his head honestly, like a child who had made a mistake.
"I'm sorry, cousin. I shouldn't have kept it from you."
"That's what I was wondering, why are you so anxious to get Hashirama back in prison? Turns out you have a lot of bad intentions."
Looking Uchiha Madara up and down, Uchiha Gin quietly activated his super perception, and then he found that his cousin indeed had a Wood Release power that was exactly the same as that of Senju Hashirama, full of vitality.
"Tell me the truth, did you secretly perform some minor surgery behind my back?"
(End of this chapter)
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