Konoha: The thirty-year-old Uchiha is not motivated.

Just as the handover ceremony that everyone was looking forward to was about to begin, the Senju brothers hiding in the Hokage's office were as anxious as ants on a hot pot.

Senju Tobirama paced back and forth in the spacious office with his hands behind his back and a worried look on his face.

And Hashirama Senju, who was about to be one of the protagonists of the handover ceremony, also had a nervous look on his face, pulling at his divine robe with a little uneasiness.

Looking at his anxious brother, the wooden clone raised his hand cautiously: "Tobirama, how about I lift the spell myself and pass the message to the original body?"

"Something is wrong. How could my shadow clone not urge my brother to return to the village?"

The fact that Hashirama Senju had not returned was just one of the things that Tobirama Senju was worried about.

But what made Senju Tobirama feel even more uneasy now was that the shadow clone he sent out did not act according to his orders.

"Chirp~"

"Oh!"

"Snapped!"

Among the crowd outside the building, some Uchiha clan members had come spontaneously to perform fire-style fireworks. Countless fire dragons and phoenixes rose up, and the red light in the sky shone through the windows, illuminating the pale face of Senju Tobirama, making him look particularly gloomy.

Bang bang bang~
"Master Shodai, Master Branch Secretary, the ceremony is about to begin!"

Just as Senju Tobirama was hesitating, the ninja who came to inform him knocked on the door of the office.

Call ~
Senju Tobirama breathed a sigh of relief. Now that things had come to this, he could only muddle through for the time being.

"Brother, let's just get through the handover ceremony first."

"Ah! I'm worried that Madara will find out."

Mu Fenshen's face tensed. When he was separated from her, didn't they say that they wanted to add more scenes?
"Don't worry, his Eternal Eyes can't see through Big Brother's wooden clone."

Hashirama Senju's wooden clone has stood the test of history and successfully deceived Uchiha Madara in other timelines.

"Okay, after I finish this job, I'll have completed my mission, right?"

The wooden clone scratched the back of his head. His original mission was just to temporarily replace Hashirama Senju for a period of time.
The original body solemnly promised that when he came to Konoha, he only needed to approve some documents, grow some flowers, and enjoy himself.

But after he got to the post, everything was different. He didn't get a single bite of the promise he made.

In front of him, there was Senju Tobirama who was exploiting him day and night, and behind him, there was Senju Momoka who was watching him covetously, and Uchiha Madara who came to harass him from time to time.
The wooden clone is in pain~
After this period of high-intensity beating, Niu Ma Mu's clone just wanted to get off work early.

"No problem. After the handover ceremony, I will arrange for you to return home."

Looking at the wooden clone with a pleading look on his face, Senju Tobirama nodded gently.
"set off!"

Then, the Wood clone, having recovered his energy and spirit, walked towards the rooftop with quick steps, and Senju Tobirama followed closely behind him to ensure that the entire ceremony was foolproof.

"Boom~"

A huge fireball exploded in the sky, and the scattered flames were arranged in an orderly manner to form a Konoha logo, hanging in the air and very dazzling.
"Wow!"

"It's really worthy of being called the Fire Fan!"

"Tai cool spicy!"

The crowd watching could not help but let out bursts of exclamations.

On a rooftop not far from the Hokage Building, a group of neatly-organized Uchiha clan members were performing gorgeous fire escape techniques to add to the lively atmosphere of the handover ceremony.

"Hahaha, my Fire Style has been tested by three generations of clan leaders. It is absolutely gorgeous!"

The instigator of this magnificent fireball firework was an old Uchiha who was halfway to the grave. When he heard the praises coming from below, a rare smile appeared on his withered and cold face.
"It's my turn!"

Before he could finish his boasting, another Uchiha clan member who was even older and relied on a wheelchair to move forward elbowed the complacent old man away.

"Fire Escape·The Great Fire Extinguishes!"

The big mouth, with only the gums left, opened and a sea of ​​​​hot fire gushed out, instantly illuminating the entire Hokage Rock, and reflecting the slightly abstract Uchiha Banyan rock painting in red, which was very festive.

"Tsk~ Who brought them here?"

Uchiha Gin, who was watching the performance of the Senior Fireworks Group, couldn't help but make a comment.

He remembered these old guys, all bragging and playing chess in the Uchiha Nursing Home;
Why are these old men who are easily defeated by a single blow released on such an important day?

At this time, a security team led by Uchiha Jing arrived late. Looking at the old guys performing hard, the nephew's face almost turned green.

There were several people with tubes inserted in them, not to mention oxygen tubes or urinary catheters. If anything went wrong, how would he explain to the clan leader?
"Oh, uncles and aunts, please come down quickly, it's windy up there~"

Uchiha Jing immediately gave earnest advice, and Uchiha Yin came over curiously when he saw this.

"Jingzi, aren't they the cast and crew members prepared by the tribe?"

"How is that possible! They hypnotized the nursing home guard and escaped on their own!"

Uchiha Jing was extremely anxious and didn't know what to do for a moment. He messed up his curly hair.

"That's it~"

Uchiha Gin was relieved to learn the truth.
I thought it was a small show prepared by the tribe, but it turned out to be a friendly sponsorship from a non-governmental group.

It seems that my cousin is indeed very popular among the people.

Finally, after the security team persuaded them with both emotion and reason, the elderly finally came down from the roof with reluctance.
"I still have a lot of chakra."

"With just this little slut, I can squirt all night long!"

"It's a pity that the clan leader can't see my hidden skill~"

"Alright, alright, let's wait for the clan celebration in a while and let you all perform to your heart's content."

Finally, the problem was solved smoothly, and Uchiha Jing let out a long sigh.

"Your nephew is quite dedicated to his job, unlike some salary thief who just wants to eat and wait for death."

Senju Itama, who was standing next to Uchiha Gin, blinked his big watery eyes, with a look of mockery in his eyes.

"Although we have different positions, our desire to serve the people is the same. Please don't look at us with tinted glasses."

Uchiha Gin shook his head and seriously tried to find an excuse for his slacking off.
"Hmph, it sounds better when spoken than sung."

"You little big guy"

"Okay, stop arguing, the Shodaime-sama is out."

Seeing the atmosphere between his best friend and Uchiha Gin gradually heating up, Uchiha Jiji, who felt uncomfortable, immediately interrupted and raised his slender fingers high.
Looking in the direction Uchiha Jiji pointed, I saw Hashirama Senju, dressed in formal attire, striding out.

"It's the Shodaime-sama!~"

"Long live Lord Hashirama~"

"Wuwuwu Laozhu, please stop elbowing me~"

On the rooftop, Uchiha Madara, who was waiting anxiously, turned his head and his tense expression gradually relaxed.
He straightened his clothes and walked forward to greet Senju Hashirama. Uchiha Izuna followed immediately.
"Greetings, Master Shodai!"

The Uchiha brothers were not the only ones waiting on the rooftop. The Jounin class, the backbone of Konoha, also gathered here. Dozens of familiar faces shouted in unison,
With all the elite jonin from various families gathered together, the spacious rooftop inevitably looked crowded.

"Hello, everyone~" Being stared at by so many people, Mu Fenxin felt nervous and hurriedly greeted them.
"Sasuke, have you noticed that Lord Hashirama is a little strange today?"

In the Jounin class, Shimura Kenichi, who had sneaked into the class by using his status as the clan leader, nudged his childhood friend beside him and asked quietly,

"no?"

Sarutobi Sasuke frowned and looked up and down at Hashirama Senju who was dressed up for the trip, and found that his aura was as strong as usual, and there was nothing suspicious about him at all.

"It is undoubtedly Hashirama-sama."

Just as the two were whispering, a cold voice interrupted.

"Uh, Hyuga clan leader, you..."

The middle-aged Hinata Tenyo's eyes gradually lost their white light, and it was obvious that he was using his Byakugan to spy on Senju Hashirama.

"My byakugan can see through everything."

A hint of pride appeared on Hyuga Tianyao's face.
"Kenichi, even the Hyuga clan leader has said so, what else do you have to worry about?"

After receiving the authoritative certification, Sarutobi Sasuke turned his head and said to the suspicious Shimura Kenichi,

"But I always feel uncomfortable."

"Your high blood pressure must be acting up. I told you to eat less pork head meat, but you just wouldn't listen."

Sarutobi Sasuke looked at the fat and big-eared Shimura Kenichi and shook his head in dismay.
Do you think your last name is Qiu Dao?
How did he become like this when he was a good ninja?

"Hashi hot mom, you are finally here~"

Uchiha Madara, who had been waiting for a long time, rubbed his hands like a fly, with a slightly nervous expression.

"Sorry, I'm late."

The wooden clone's nerves were extremely tense, fearing that Uchiha Madara would discover the clues, but when he saw the other party's eyes, one of which was staring at the bamboo hat on his head, he breathed a sigh of relief and showed an honest smile.
"Let's go."

The two stood side by side at the most conspicuous place on the rooftop, looking at the residents and tourists who were eagerly waiting below. The wooden clone, who had the same will as the original, could not help but feel emotional.
This grand occasion was just as he wished.

"Motor, are you ready?"

Turning his head and looking at Uchiha Madara who looked a little tense, Senju Hashirama asked in a rare serious tone,

"Ready at all the time!"

After calming himself down, Uchiha Madara looked at Hashirama Senju without fear, his black eyes filled with the burning will of fire.

"it is good!"

Senju Hashirama clapped his hands suddenly, and the noisy voices on the rooftop instantly stopped. His eyes swept across the faces of the jonin, and finally landed on Uchiha Madara.
"Please, Nidaime."

Slowly taking off the hat he had worn for many years, Senju Hashirama stepped forward and handed it to Uchiha Madara.

"Hashi hot mom."

Recalling the conversation they had by the river, Uchiha Madara had a complicated look on his face.

He had waited for this moment for a long time.
After so many years of entanglement, the two finally had a perfect ending.

"Let me make it clear that although you have resigned, you will still be doing your job."

Uchiha Madara pulled the corner of his mouth and said something that made everyone laugh bitterly.

“Will there be salary for re-employment?”

Senju Hashirama's heart moved, and he asked the most crucial question.

"Hehe~ That depends on your performance."

What the hell are you dreaming about? You still want a salary. I have worked for so many years in vain. Have I ever negotiated for money?
Uchiha Madara sneered in his heart. He must make Senju Hashirama go through the same path he came from.

"If you want to reminisce, there's plenty of time down there. Don't keep everyone waiting."

As Hashirama Senju and Uchiha Madara were arguing, Tobirama Senju could no longer bear to watch.
The longer the wooden clone stayed, the more danger there was of being exposed.

"Ahem, I get it, Tobirama."

Reminded by Senju Tobirama's eyes, the wooden clone instantly found his position. After coughing a few times, he raised the Hokage hat in his hand high, and under the gaze of everyone, he slowly handed it to Uchiha Madara who had been waiting for a long time.
"Madara, Konoha is in your hands."

Senju Hashirama's voice suddenly stopped, and the bright smile froze on his face.
quack!

Then, in front of everyone's surprised gazes, the energetic Hashirama Senju suddenly began to turn into wood. In the blink of an eye, his strong body turned into a withered rotten wood and fell to the ground.

ba da~
"Hassi hot mom?"

Uchiha Madara, who had extended his hand, froze in place, letting the Hokage's bamboo hat slide off his fingertips, his eyes full of disbelief.
"Hashi hot mom, this joke is not funny."

The next moment, Uchiha Madara's eyes flashed bloodshot, and his pupils moved rapidly up and down and left and right, trying to find Senju Hashirama who was hiding somewhere and watching him make a fool of himself.

However, the result of the search made his heart feel like it was sinking into an ice cellar. There was no such eye-catching surging chakra of Hashirama Senju around.

"White Hair, I need an explanation."

The eyes emitting a cold aura finally fell on Senju Tobirama, who had a tense expression on his face. As the younger brother of Senju Hashirama, he must know something.

"What happened?"

After a short wait, the jonin class did not see the funny-looking Hashirama Senju jumping out as expected, and everyone panicked.

"Yes, Secretary-sama, where is the Shodaime-sama?"

Among them, Hyuga Tenyo, who had the darkest face, was the first to speak, with a hint of exasperation in his tone.
He had just finished pretending to be cool, and now he was slapped in the face in public. Will he be able to stay in Konoha in the future?

"Tsk!"

Being watched by everyone, Senju Tobirama secretly sighed. He did not expect that the wooden clone would be released at this critical moment.

So he pretended to be calm, and with the psychological strength he had cultivated over the years, there was no sign of evasion in Senju Tobirama's scarlet eyes.

"I didn't expect it to be exposed so soon. Big brother is really unreliable."

Shaking his head in pretense, Senju Senju Tobirama's relaxed tone made everyone's hearts calm down a little.
"Don't keep me in suspense. Where did Hasi Lama go?"

Uchiha Madara, who was familiar with the Senju brothers, would not be deceived by Senju Tobirama's poor performance. Feeling uneasy, he asked coldly,
"Brother, he went to prepare a gift for you. He should be on his way back now."

"Hey~ You gave us a surprise. The friendship between the two Hokages is really enviable."

After hearing the explanation given by Senju Tobirama, the people in the jonin squad finally put their minds at ease. Some who were more discerning even took the opportunity to flatter him.

"I thought something had happened to the Shodaime-sama!"

"That's right~"

"Huh~ So that's how it is?
After hearing this explanation, Uchiha Madara silently bent down, picked up the hat that had fallen to the ground, and gently put it on himself. His scarlet eyes hidden under the brim of the hat showed an inexplicable color.

".It really makes me worry." (End of this chapter)