Konoha: The thirty-year-old Uchiha is not motivated.
Chapter 528 Great! It's Shura Field!
Chapter 528 Great! It's Shura Field!
"You said you fell when you were leaving the house, and you bumped into two rocks of different sizes that were placed side by side, and you got two black eyes?"
Uchiha Lucha and Uchiha Huoke looked at Uchiha Gin, who was sitting in front of them and applying the ice pack that Dalang had just brought to reduce the swelling on his face, with a strange look on their faces, and asked in an inexplicable tone,
"If you don't believe me, ask them two."
Uchiha Gin, whose face was swollen and bruised to the point of being unrecognizable, curled his lips at the two girls with very different styles sitting behind him.
"That's right."
Uchiha Hikaru turned his eyes away without leaving any trace, and secretly hid a red fist under the table.
"Grilled fish! I want to eat grilled fish!"
Senju Itama didn't listen to what he said at all. Instead, he excitedly grabbed Uchiha Gin's clothes and shouted to place the order quickly.
"Eat, eat, eat. All you do all day long is eat!"
Uchiha Gin turned back and glared at her angrily, ignoring the soft touch on his arm, and viciously gave Senju Itama's black and white head a violent blow, instantly triggering Kun's cry.
"Ouch~ What are you doing!?"
"After all these years, Brother Yin is still so energetic."
Watching the farce in front of him, Uchiha Huohe smiled and took a sip of the wine glass, but a hint of desolation flashed in his eyes.
"Yes, we both have become old men, but Lord Yin hasn't changed at all."
Uchiha Lucha, who also picked up the wine glass, shook his head as if sighing, his eyes fell on the faces of Uchiha Gin and the other two who had not been ravaged by time, and a hint of envy appeared on his face.
"Permanent youth is such an enviable ability."
"You want to learn? I can teach you~"
After cleaning up the Senju Bankan that Kun had called, Uchiha Gin heard the conversation between the two, smiled and stretched out his hand to make a horsepower gesture,
“That’s the tuition fee.”
"Forget it. Everyone knows that men cannot practice Yin Seal. We are already old and don't want to lose our dignity in our old age."
Uchiha Huohe and the other two showed no sign of being tempted, and they both waved their hands to reject Uchiha Gin's sales pitch.
Although the Yin Sealing Technique is Uchiha Gin's exclusive secret technique, he contributed it to the family a long time ago. As long as the family members have made great contributions to the family, they can apply to learn this secret technique.
The female members of the tribe naturally flocked to the Yin Sealing Technique, but unfortunately, after so many years, there is not even one person who has mastered it.
There were also some men in the tribe who wanted to try their luck and see if they could become as lucky as Uchiha Gin, but when they opened the first page of the Yin Seal, they were immediately discouraged.
On the title page were written eight characters written by Uchiha Gin himself:
[If you want to practice this technique, you must first castrate yourself]
From then on, this secret art became unpopular. Every female member of the tribe had a copy, while male members of the tribe avoided it whenever they saw it.
"That's really boring. What if it succeeds?"
Uchiha Gin curled his lips in disappointment, causing Uchiha Kanoko and the other two to roll their eyes.
"We are all family people."
When he thought of his newly born granddaughter, a chrysanthemum-like smile bloomed on Uchiha Lucha's old face. This joy was much greater than when he became the chief elder.
Since both of them said so, Uchiha Gin did not continue to insist on selling lessons, but instead picked up the menu and started ordering.
After a while, Dalang came in. After getting the menu, he showed an expression of "as expected". He made an OK gesture to Uchiha Gin and left quickly.
He wanted to ask the supplier why the kidneys he just ordered had not been delivered yet.
While waiting, Uchiha Gin learned from Uchiha Kanoko that his cousin was going to run away, and also learned about the family's subsequent arrangements.
"Not bad, Lü Cha has finally stood up~"
Uchiha Gin patted Uchiha Lucha's shoulder fiercely, with an expression that said, "I am optimistic about you."
"I don't know why Lord Izuna entrusted me with such an important task."
Uchiha Lucha shook his head with a sigh, without much joy on his face, as if this responsibility was a burden to him.
"Isn't it good to be the chief elder? You can bully the tribe members like crazy. Do you need me to teach you?"
Looking at Uchiha Gin who looked like he was offering a treasure, Uchiha Lucha gave a bitter smile.
"I just want to retire and go home to take care of my grandchildren."
"Grandson? When was he born?"
Hearing this good news, Uchiha Gin asked curiously,
"To be precise, it's my granddaughter, who was born last month."
When talking about his granddaughter, Uchiha Lucha opened up and described his newly born granddaughter as a rare angel in the world.
"That's great. Have you picked a name? You know, I'm the best at naming kids. Leave it to me and it will definitely be easy to raise. If it's a girl, I'll call her."
"Stop! Thanks for your concern. I'm ready now."
Seeing the excited Uchiha Gin, Uchiha Lucha immediately became alert. He didn't want his lovely granddaughter to be given some messy name.
For example, Cuihua, Xiulan, Yanhong and so on.
"Has it been chosen? That's such a pity. Your granddaughter has missed out on a great name that will shock the world."
Uchiha Gin shook his head with regret.
"Yeah, Mikoto, sounds nice, right?"
"Mikoto? Not bad, wrong, wrong!"
At first, when he heard the name, Uchiha Gin didn't react, but as the plot deep in his memory emerged unconsciously, his speech suddenly became unclear.
Counting the time secretly with his fingers, Uchiha Gin finally confirmed one thing. When he looked at the smiling Uchiha Lucha, there was also a bit of inexplicable color in his eyes.
I didn't expect that this old guy was actually my relative.
"Curly-haired baboon, did you bite your tongue?"
Hearing Uchiha Gin's strange cry, Senju Itama came over and grabbed Uchiha Gin's handsome face, which had returned to normal, and began to examine it.
"Go aside!"
Reaching out to slap the other person's evil hand away, Uchiha Gin scratched his head, hesitated for a moment, and asked,
"Lü Cha is in jail, I wonder if your granddaughter is married?"
"what?"
Uchiha Lucha was stunned when he heard this, and soon a trace of alert appeared on his face. He looked at Uchiha Gin with a bit more hostility in his eyes.
"Hello, hello, is this the security team? Yes, there are perverts here."
Senju Itama watched the fun and did not mind the trouble. He turned around and contacted the security team openly.
"I'm right here." Uchiha Huohe raised his hand with a puzzled look on his face. Under the expectant gaze of the crowd, the captain of the security team, who was always famous for his impartial law enforcement, took out a pair of silver bracelets with a cold face.
That’s right, this time he wanted to sacrifice his own relatives for the sake of justice.
"Brother Yin, I'm sorry, I'm a policeman."
"Forehead"
Looking at the shiny silver bracelet that appeared on his wrist out of nowhere, Uchiha Gin blinked in confusion.
"Hey hey hey ~ The kidneys are coming!"
At this moment, Uchiha Dalang opened the door carrying a large plate of fresh bloody pork loin. He saw the chaotic scene in the box and was stunned for a few seconds before slowly pushing the door shut.
"Don't go, Dalang! You have to prove that I'm innocent!"
"I'm sorry, Master Yin, I misunderstood."
The episode came and went quickly. Uchiha Gin took off his silver bracelet and crossed his arms with an unhappy look on his face, while Uchiha Lucha smiled apologetically.
"Who do you think I am?"
"An old immortal who likes to play the Genji Project."
Uchiha Hikaru, who had been silent the whole time, finally spoke. It would have been fine if he hadn't said anything, but as soon as he opened his mouth he delivered a bombshell.
Senju Itama, who was happily flipping the grilled meat, froze the moment he heard this, while Uchiha Gin complained angrily,
"Slander! This is absolutely slander!"
stare.
"You're the only one who talks too much. Eat your kidneys!"
Senju Itama, who felt a little uncomfortable being stared at by several people, picked up the kidney that was still dripping with blood on the baking tray and stuffed it accurately into Uchiha Gin's wide-open mouth.
"Ahhh"
The happy dinner soon ended. Uchiha Gin, who was standing at the door of Dalang BBQ Restaurant, waved goodbye to Uchiha Kanoko and Uchiha Kanoko, then turned to Uchiha Dalang beside him and asked,
"Da Lang, when are you going to leave?"
"Let's wait a while. After all, I've lived here for so many years, and I still have feelings for it."
Uchiha Dalang's eyes flickered, and he looked towards the bustling streets of Konoha with a hint of reluctance.
"I'm not asking you to leave. You can still come back if you want."
"Home is where your family is."
Turning his gaze to Uchiha Gin standing beside him, Uchiha Dalang showed deep gratitude on his face.
"Gin, thank you for Jiro's matter."
"It's none of my business. It's just that the boy couldn't bear to part with his treasured ** magazine collection."
If it weren't for his lust, Uchiha Jiro, who had successfully faked his death and escaped, would not have been discovered by his eldest brother when he went home to steal a ** magazine, thus exposing the truth about the main family of the Wave Country.
"Humph! Just wait and see how I deal with that brat when I get there."
When talking about ** magazine, Uchiha Dalang, who was smiling just now, immediately looked fierce. It seems that Jilang’s future days will not be easy.
"Ayin, they've all left, aren't you leaving?"
On the way home, Uchiha Guang looked at Uchiha Yin's back and suddenly asked,
Uchiha Madara disappeared, Uchiha Izuna escaped with an excuse, and there should be no blood relatives of Uchiha Gin in the Uchiha clan now, so what reason does he have to stay in Konoha?
"Maybe it's out of curiosity."
Uchiha Gin rested his head on his hands, raised his head and looked at the Hokage Rock in the distance, with an intriguing smile on his face.
He wanted to know whether the main characters and supporting characters who shone so brightly in the original novel could still exist in the timeline he intervened in.
Also, will their fate be as dramatic as in the original timeline?
But now it seems that all the people who were supposed to be born have been born.
The Three Ninjas, Konoha White Fang, and Youth Dad.
"It would be a bit too boring if we just left like this."
Gently turning his head, a smile from the heart appeared on Uchiha Gin's lips. Seeing this smile that was different from his usual weird smile, Uchiha Hikaru and Senju Itama's hearts beat wildly a few times.
Seriously, Yin, so charming~
Tsk, this curly-haired baboon looks really cute when he smiles.
"Ayin, I will always be by your side."
After blushing briefly, Uchiha Hikaru straightened his face and took the lead in expressing his opinion.
As a product of the old era, she has nothing but Uchiha Gin, and Gin is the meaning of her existence.
"Humph! You can't even steam rice, and you still have the nerve to say such big words."
Seeing that she was falling behind, Senju Itama hurriedly took out her advantage. She was the head of household affairs and an indispensable member of the Uchiha Gin family.
"You think I would argue with a loser?"
Looking at the smug Senju Itama, Uchiha Hikaru was not angry, but showed a sympathetic expression, shook his head and sighed,
"hateful!"
Senju Itama is no longer the ignorant young girl she used to be. Naturally, she knows what Uchiha Hikaru is talking about, but she is indeed defeated by him by a large margin. Apart from barking helplessly, she has no other choice.
"Okay, okay, can't you two be a little more mature?"
Uchiha Gin looked at the two bickering girls helplessly. The two girls were already grown up, why were they still as childish as when they first met?
Just after Uchiha Gin finished his complaints, a delicate body with a faint scent of sea salt pressed against his back. The elastic and tight body shocked his heart, and the charming voice made him feel even more excited.
"Gin-san is right, can't you two be more mature like me?"
"Red-haired mermaid! Let Gin go!"
Uchiha Hikaru, who was bickering with Senju Itama just a second ago, found out that his house had been robbed. His eyes suddenly turned red with anger, and his cold and dark pupil power flowed out, aiming directly at the fourth person who suddenly appeared.
"Red-haired monster, take my punch!"
Senju Itama also temporarily reconciled with Uchiha Hikaru, and with his fists full of strange power, he smashed the red-haired lady who was sticking to Uchiha Gin's back without bias.
"Ala, is this how you Konoha people greet each other?"
Facing the attack of the two, Uzumaki Mito showed no fear. She put her plump red lips close to Uchiha Gin's ear and exhaled teasingly. As she spoke, a fragrant breeze filled her.
The next moment, Senju Itama's super-powerful fist had already arrived, and the wind from the fist blew up Uchiha Gin's loose yukata.
"Are you going to kill me?"
Looking at the blue fist coming towards him, Uchiha Gin couldn't help but complain that it was clearly aimed at him.
"Oh!"
Uzumaki Mito raised her eyebrows and raised her beautiful hand. The same blue light as Senju Itama appeared on her palm.
"Oh!"
There was only a dull sound, and Uchiha Gin felt his eyes flash before his eyes, and two equally white hands collided with each other. The seemingly weak and boneless fists carried a force that could destroy the world. The energy generated by the collision blew his curly hair into a mess.
Senju Itama's fist was firmly grasped in Uzumaki Mito's palm, and the two sides were in a stalemate for a while.
"You've made progress, little brat from the Senju family~"
Feeling the huge force coming from her palm, Uzumaki Mito put away her underestimation, and a hint of solemnity appeared on her charming face.
The last time we sparred, the opponent's strength was not as strong as it is now. She is indeed the sister of Senju Hashirama, and has perfectly inherited the strong physique of the Senju clan.
"Ama, you dare to be distracted when facing the Sharingan? Please go to the Tsukuyomi space and enjoy it."
Uzumaki Mito looked up in confusion and found a bright red blood moon in the sky. Uchiha Hikaru was standing around with all kinds of ** tools in his hands, and each of them had a weird smile on his face.
“Happy hour is about to begin!”
(End of this chapter)
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