Konoha: The thirty-year-old Uchiha is not motivated.

Chapter 621 The Birth of the Weizhen Clan

"Huh? Why are you all so quiet now? Weren't you having a good time just now?"

Seeing that no one responded for a while, Uchiha Gin, who had extended his hand, raised an eyebrow. His scrutinizing gaze swept over the familiar faces, big and small, before him, and he sighed inwardly, thinking that young people these days really had no sense of gratitude whatsoever.

"Silver Three Three!"

The first to speak was Jiraiya, who was being grabbed by the neck by Tsunade and was baring his teeth in a grimacing expression.
"I can't breathe."

Seeing Uchiha Gin, he felt as if he had seen a savior who could rescue him from the clutches of the monstrous mother.

"Grandpa Yin, don't interfere! I'm going to crush this lecherous bastard!"

Without turning her head, Tsunade, her face filled with shame and indignation, said...
"Seeing that you two still have such a good relationship makes me feel relieved."

Uchiha Gin gave Jiraiya a helpless look, while Sujin Sadahime, standing beside him, looked at Tsunade with great curiosity.

"Are you Tsunade, whom Jiraiya has been chanting about?"

"what?"

Upon hearing this, Tsunade froze, a blush creeping across her face, which had been flushed with shame and indignation. Her tightly clenched hands involuntarily relaxed slightly.

"What nonsense are you spouting outside?"

Looking at Jiraiya, who was gasping for breath in her arms, Tsunade asked him somewhat awkwardly.

"No"

Jiraiya, who was greedily breathing in the fresh air, blinked in confusion upon hearing this. He didn't recall mentioning Tsunade at all.

"Of course there is. Island Princess has said more than once that you refer to her and Tsunade as the 'washboard duo'."

Recalling the complaints of her three subordinate goddesses, Su Shen Zhen Ji tilted her head and uttered a secret that silenced everyone around her.
After a long silence of ten seconds,

"Everyone, please enjoy your meal. I suddenly remembered that I still have some things to do, so I won't bother you any longer."

With a smile on her face, Tsunade nodded warmly to everyone, her delicate white hands showing prominent veins.
"woooooo"

Jiraiya struggled frantically as his neck was gripped, until his face turned black, he foamed at the mouth, his eyes rolled back, and he passed out.

"A tonic, Jiraiya!"

The thin-armed and slender Nanniang, Beiruhu, could only transform into a helpless childhood sweetheart in the face of her mother's monstrous strength, clinging to her back and whimpering.
"Tsk tsk tsk~"

Watching Tsunade drag Jiraiya away, Uchiha Gin shook his head with a regretful expression.

Jiraiya is great in every way, except he's too honest.

"Gin, did I say something wrong?"

Unaware of the serious consequences of her words, Zhenji poked Uchiha Yin beside her in confusion.

"It's alright, he will pass away peacefully."

Only then did everyone present turn their attention to the alluring woman beside Uchiha Gin.
"Grandpa Yin, I've never seen this lady before~"

Mikoto scrutinized the alluring Su Shen Zhen Ji from head to toe, her brows furrowed in thought for a long time. Black, white, black and white, red, and purple flashed through her mind, but she couldn't recall any color brown.

"Greetings, Lady Su Shen."

Orochimaru was quite familiar with Sujin Saehime, and immediately stepped forward to politely bow.
"Ah."

Sujin Zhenji had little interest in humans other than Uchiha Gin. Even when faced with outstanding students from Ryuchi Cave, she merely nodded in response.
Orochimaru, knowing Sujin Saehime's temperament, didn't mind. After bowing, he returned to the crowd. As soon as he stood still, he suddenly noticed that Kato Dan and the other two beside him had very strange expressions, as if they also knew Sujin Saehime.

"Sever, you."

So he asked out of curiosity, wanting to inquire, but before he could finish speaking, the three members of Kato Dan's squad rushed towards Sujin Sadayuki, their faces filled with fanaticism.
"Miss, are you the news anchor?"

"Oh?"

Upon hearing this, the surrounding people looked bewildered, but Uchiha Gin seemed to understand, and his eyes held a hint of mockery as he looked at Sadahime beside him.

"Je-hime is your fan~"

"my fans?"

Looking at the excited expressions of Kato Dan and the other two, Sugami Sadahime blinked in confusion.
"It really is Lady Sadako! I actually saw Lady Sadako alive!"

Matt Day, his bull-like eyes wide and his nostrils flaring with excited breath, frantically rummaged through his clothes and finally pulled out a small bag of pork jerky.
"Please be sure to sign your name for me!"

"This is... the goods I brought?"

"Yes, this is what I ordered from Sadako-sama's live stream!"

Mighty, holding the pork jerky respectfully before Sadako, explained in an almost trembling voice,

"I never expected I would have fans."

Faced with the three men's fervent gazes, Su Shen Zhen Ji suddenly felt a little uneasy and rubbed her fingers together. After hesitating for a moment, she took the pork jerky from Mighty and signed her stage name on the packaging.
【味贞子】

"Here, here you go."

Matt Day was overjoyed to receive the autograph and vowed to keep the bag of pork jerky as a family heirloom.
"And I!"

Kato Dan also pulled out a ready-made pork knuckle.
"I me me!"

Sakumo Hatake held up a bag of mung bean jelly, afraid of falling behind.
"Uncle, who exactly is she?"

Fugaku looked at Sujin Sadahime with curiosity, who was surrounded by Kato Dan and the other two.
"You usually only browse the margins and never look at food-related content, so you obviously don't know her."

Uchiha Gin glanced at his nephew and mercilessly exposed his past.

How could you slander someone's innocence out of thin air?

Fugaku, his face flushed, quickly glanced at Mikoto behind him and breathed a sigh of relief when he realized her attention was entirely on Sogami Sadahime and the others.
"I'll go back and share my collection with you, and then we'll pretend nothing happened."

"make a deal."

"Looks like my star-making plan is quite successful!"

Uchiha Gin looked at the signature of Su Shen Zhen Ji and nodded thoughtfully.

"Yin San San, is it Lady Shen Su?"

At this moment, a completely bewildered Orochimaru approached Uchiha Gin.

"You've been focusing on your cultivation in Ryuchi Cave for the past six months, so it's normal that you don't know what's happening outside."

Gently shaking his head, Uchiha Gin rummaged in his bag behind him and pulled out a small black box with a tiny screen, tossing it to Orochimaru. "This is for you. Consider it a reward for your diligent training."

"This is?"

Orochimaru's brows furrowed deeply as he caressed the strange device he had never seen before.

You know what television is, right?

"Yes, I know, I have one at home."

Orochimaru blinked in confusion. How could these two things be connected?
"That's right, this is the latest technology from the Land of Waves: a handheld portable television, or simply a mobile phone."

"cell phone?"

Orochimaru, who accidentally pressed the power button, stared blankly at the large Land of Waves logo on the screen.
What exactly happened in the past six months?
Strangely enough, the ninja world's technology development clearly has major problems.

Less than 30 years have passed since the end of the Warring States period, and various high-tech home appliances have emerged one after another, including rice cookers, washing machines, and televisions.

Especially in terms of communications, apart from the lack of widespread communication networks, each country already has its own local television station, broadcasting exciting programs on time every day.
Gin Uchiha naturally wouldn't let this golden business opportunity slip by; he arranged everything from TV commercials to live-streaming sales.

However, large appliances like televisions were still too inconvenient, so he specifically sought out Uchiha Miao, the chief scientist of the Land of Waves.

He provided the ideas, and Master Miao carried out the development. Before long, a television set that could be carried in one's pocket was born.

As soon as handheld portable televisions were introduced, these inexpensive and easy-to-carry new products were snapped up by consumers.
Who wouldn't want a tool to slack off and bring a moment of joy during a boring workday?

As the developer and seller of mobile phones, the Land of Waves naturally has the right to include its own agenda in the mix.

As a result, Kuaishou, a live streaming app that is impossible to uninstall, has become an essential form of entertainment for every user.

On Kuaishou and Douyin live streaming platforms, you can not only see scantily clad young men and women showing off their figures, but also a wide variety of other live streaming channels that are practically speed bumps for men, such as donkey hoof repair, carpet washing, wilderness survival, ninja tool forging, and warehouse treasure hunting.

In recent days, among the featured posts on the homepage, a food vlogger named Wei Zhenzi has been the most popular, quickly attracting a large number of fans with her stunning looks.

Afterwards, her live-streaming content propelled her popularity to unprecedented heights.
"Hello everyone, welcome to Wei Zhenzi's live stream! If you haven't followed yet, please do so~"

Inside the live stream, the alluring Su Shen Zhen Ji smiled slightly, attracting countless shuriken and kunai gifts from fans. But this was just the appetizer; what her true fans were most looking forward to was what was to come.
Three alluring women carrying large trays emerged from behind Su Shen Zhen Ji. They placed the covered trays onto the table in front of them in an orderly fashion.

"Family members, let me first perform a scene of three mouths and a pig~"

Lifting the lid revealed three steaming hot roasted pigs, igniting the entire live stream once again. In an instant, the screen was filled with images of nine-tailed pigs worth 999999 taels of silver.

"I'm starting~"

Su Shen Zhen Ji licked her lips, and under the gaze of countless fans in the live stream, she opened her mouth wide, and three roasted pigs weighing over 100 pounds vanished instantly.

"Oh dear, they've made a mistake. It should be three pigs in one bite."

Having dealt with the three pigs that weren't even worth mentioning, Su Shen Zhen Ji blinked her big, innocent eyes, looking at the dense array of gifts on the screen. Inside, she was overjoyed.

You can eat well and make money at the same time, this job is just too good to be true!

Among the fans who flooded the screen with gifts, an ID named "秋道小甜甜" (Akimichi Sweetie) stood out the most.
On the other side of the screen, fingers were frantically tapping the gift button.

Since becoming obsessed with watching live streams, especially food broadcasts, he spends almost all his time glued to his phone, except for a little time he can spare for work.

"Teacher, could you please stop watching the live stream and start teaching us something real?"

His disciples, including Kato Dan, had some reservations about this. Back when cell phones didn't exist, Akimichi Torifu could occasionally give them pointers outside of work.

Now that they've gotten into live streaming, the three of them have been completely left to their own devices. Even during tutorial time, Akimichi Torifu just sits there, chuckling to himself while glued to his phone, ignoring them entirely.
"Let's wait until Chief Weizhen finishes her broadcast."

Akimichi Torifu's beady eyes were fixed on the screen, where Mizuki Sadako was already showing off 99 roasted chickens without stopping, and he said without turning his head,
To clarify, the dedicated fans of Wei Zhenzi refer to themselves as the Wei Zhen Clan in the live stream room. They regard the streamer as their clan leader, hence the title "Clan Leader Wei Zhen".

"Is that mukbang video really that interesting?"

Kato and his two companions, once again given a perfunctory response, all pursed their lips in unison. They had also been watching the live stream on Kuaishou.
Kato Dan enjoys watching videos featuring large breasts and suggestive content, Might Guy loves watching survival shows, and Hatake Sakumo is devoted to cute pets. The three have vastly different preferences when it comes to live streaming, but none of them are interested in food streamers.
"You'll know if you take a look."

Driven by a missionary mentality, Akimichi Torifu shared Sadako Michiko's livestream with his three disciples and forced them to watch it.

"Your training task today is to boost the popularity of Clan Chief Wei Zhen!"

"Tonic medicine!"

The three were devastated upon hearing this, but the teacher's orders were absolute.
What's the point of a mukbang (eating broadcast)?
With this in mind, the three of them opened the live stream with bitter expressions and began to watch.
"Ah! This!"

The first to waver was Kato Dan. Looking at the stunningly beautiful streamer on the screen, he subconsciously compared her to the attractive streamers he had previously saved, only to realize how utterly worthless all that stuff had been.
A 100% natural, non-technologically enhanced face that's sure to confuse anyone who sees it.

"Clicked!"

With the increasing attention, Kato Dan joined the Misato fan club, becoming a seasoned fan of the character's appearance.

"Next, I will be doing a live stream outdoors, teaching everyone how to survive in the rainforest where wild animals roam and snakes and insects abound, while ensuring that I eat well and have a good meal every time~"

The live stream suddenly shifted, and the streamer, Wei Zhenzi, appeared beside a dense tropical rainforest. Dressed in adventure gear, she confidently assured her fans in the live stream,

"How could that be? This is definitely scripted."

Matt Day, a seasoned wilderness survival enthusiast, scoffed at this. How could a delicate streamer like her possibly survive in such a dangerous environment, let alone obtain a large amount of food?
However, as the live stream continued, Might Guy's disdainful expression gradually faded, transforming into deep admiration.

"thump!"

"Look, everyone, this insect has four times the protein content of beef, making it the perfect lunch for today."

On the screen, the streamer, Wei Zhenzi, stood on a unicorn beetle several times larger than a human, explaining to the viewers with a serious expression.
"Due to limited resources, we will keep everything simple."

As she spoke, she ripped off the unicorn beetle's trembling head, its yellowish-white sap splattering across the screen, earning her countless tips and gifts.
"Mmm~ You can eat it after removing the head, it's crunchy and tastes like beef!"

"This is true wilderness survival, this is true youth!"

Matt Day has fallen.

"Boring."

Hatake Sakumo's eyes drooped listlessly, showing absolutely no interest in the content of the live streamer, Miyako Sadako.
"Our wilderness survival adventure is temporarily over. Next, I'm going to show you my three little ones. They may look a bit fierce, but they're all very well-behaved!"

"Ok?"

Hearing this, Sakumo Hatake suddenly became interested. He saw Sadako Mimi on the screen smilingly pull out three small snakes, each with a different shape and color.
"Ta-da! This chubby one is Shin-hime, this pink and petite one is Shima-hime, and this energetic one is Tsu-hime. Let's say hello to everyone!"

As if understanding Sadako's words, the three snakes coiled up and raised their heads in unison, their big, round, adorable eyes opening as they wished the viewers in front of the screen an early Happy New Year.

Seeing this, Sakumo Hatake silently wiped the red liquid from under his nose and opened the donation page.
"Thanks to Konoha's White Fang for the ten Great Nine-Tails~" (End of Chapter)

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