Konoha: The thirty-year-old Uchiha is not motivated.
Chapter 649 Danzo: Please open my eyes, everyone!
"San San, what a beautiful fountain!"
"Where's the fountain? You're mistaken! That's Elder Danzo... Ah!!!"
Danzo's tragic fate quickly attracted the attention of those around him.
"Doctor! Is there a doctor here?!"
After a brief moment of stunned disbelief, the panicked people cried out for help.
"Uh……"
Not far away, Senju Hisama, holding the sparse, wilted flowers that Rope Tree had given her, raised her finger with a regretful expression, and vanished in a flash of blue light.
I'm sorry, Danzo, my skills are insufficient to save you.
In order not to disrupt the welcoming ceremony, Danzo, who was bleeding profusely, was carried to a makeshift tent.
Hiruzen Sarutobi and his companions were pacing anxiously. When the medical ninja didn't arrive, Kagami rushed out to find someone himself.
"Ah~~~"
"Koharu! Koharu!"
Hearing Danzo's pitiful howls, Hiruzen Sarutobi instinctively clenched his buttocks. Suddenly remembering that he had a skilled physician nearby, he turned and looked hopefully at Koharu Utatane, who was proficient in medicine.
"I studied internal medicine."
Koharu, her face ashen, replied as she turned to her new room.
"Then what should we do?"
Hiruzen Sarutobi was so anxious he almost wanted to take matters into his own hands and use his rudimentary first-aid skills to stop Danzo's bleeding.
"Calm down, Hiruzen, calm down. You might cause Danzo further harm if you do this."
Mitokado Homura quickly grabbed Sarutobi Hiruzen, who was pulling out a first-aid kit, and at the same time turned to give instructions.
"Quickly go to Konoha Hospital and call the most professional doctor!"
"The most professional doctor probably can't come. Konoha's most skilled proctologist was recently imprisoned."
Koharu Utatane, who had already taken over the work of Konoha's medical department, shook her head and said...
That's right, the former director of Konoha Hospital, who was dismissed by Hiruzen Sarutobi on some pretext, was none other than the renowned proctologist, on par with a certain gynecological expert.
There is no trace of this person in Konoha now; he has probably become a victim of clan infighting.
"Don't panic, look who I've found!"
Just as the group was in a state of panic, Jingzai arrived excitedly, pulling along a passing elderly man in his sixties.
"Honestly, I've always said I'm not good at proctology~"
"Silver Three Three!"
Looking at Uchiha Gin's disgusted expression, everyone's eyes shone with hope.
"Didn't I tell you not to call me that anymore?"
Smoothing out the wrinkles in his clothes caused by Jingzai's dragging, Uchiha Gin, who was only interested in watching the show, scratched his head helplessly.
"Forget about these trivial matters, let's save Danzo!"
The group impatiently pulled Uchiha Gin to the stretcher.
"You are a renowned gynecologist in Konoha!"
"Although they are all considered caves, I don't really have much experience with this one."
Forced into this task, Uchiha Gin shook his head, indicating that his expertise was somewhat lacking and that he shouldn't be blamed if the treatment resulted in any other problems.
"Take a look first, it won't be a wasted trip."
"alright."
"Tsk tsk tsk~"
He slowly lifted the blanket, and his face immediately showed an expression of unbearable disapproval.
"Uncle Yin, is there any hope?"
Jingzai looked at Uchiha Gin nervously. Danzo had gone out to fight with him and sustained injuries; if anything happened to him, Jingzai would feel guilty for the rest of his life.
"The incision is quite delicate; it's clear that the previous attending physician was very professional."
After briefly commenting on Danzo's neat surgical scars, Uchiha Gin's gaze fell upon the bouquet of vibrant flowers, a hint of admiration in his eyes.
"The flower arrangement skills are also quite good; it's clearly the work of a master who has been nurtured since childhood."
"Stop joking, Danzo has already lost too much blood and fallen into a coma."
Koharu, her pretty face slightly flushed, looked at Danzo's bleeding wound and urged him in a sweet voice,
"It's alright, Xiao Tuantuan is physically strong, she won't be in any danger even if she bleeds for another hour."
Uchiha Gin calmly waved his hand.
Having practiced the Yang Release technique, Hip Release, for many years, Danzo's physique had undergone a tremendous transformation. His tenacity was in no way inferior to that of the Senju clan.
"The first step in treatment..."
Under the watchful eyes of everyone, Uchiha Gin, who was stroking his chin, raised his head, his scrutinizing eyes sweeping over the people present.
"I need an assistant."
"Xiaochun, you go!"
"what?"
As the only one among them with a medical background, Xiaochun, who was transferring dorms, was pushed out of the group.
"She can't."
Seeing Koharu's visibly resistant face, Uchiha Gin gently shook his head.
"Bring the wind, come here."
"what?"
Startled by being suddenly called upon, Akimichi Torifu pointed blankly at his own large face.
"Yin San San, are you serious?"
He was confident he could handle the job of helping out in the kitchen.
"Why don't you let me come."
Hiruzen Sarutobi frowned and said, "That guy Torifu doesn't know his own strength. If he accidentally hits Danzo again, who will he hold accountable for the loss of his three thousand Sarutobi soldiers?"
"You're too weak."
Uchiha Gin needed a powerful assistant, and looking at the whole scene, who else but Feng?
"Come on, hold Xiao Tuantuan down first, so he doesn't move around."
At Uchiha Gin's command, Torifu obediently rolled up his sleeves.
"The art of doubling!"
The fan-like hand suddenly grew even larger, and against the backdrop of this massive, half-human-sized palm, Little Tuan Tuan actually appeared somewhat petite.
"Okay, hold on tight!"
Wearing the medical surgical gloves handed to him by Koharu, Uchiha Gin switched to his serious form.
"Swift Shadow Hand!"
Those present only saw a blurry figure flash by, and in the blink of an eye, the vibrant bouquet of chrysanthemums appeared in Uchiha Gin's hand.
"Puff puff!"
"San San! Stop the bleeding!"
Hiruzen Sarutobi and the others huddled in a corner, terrified that the blood, stained with an unknown viscous substance, would splatter on them.
"Ah~"
Disdainfully tossing the dripping flower aside, Uchiha Gin rummaged in his medical kit and pulled out a small, sealed bottle.
Upon opening the lid, everyone immediately smelled a faint, pleasant fragrance, with a subtle hint of nature.
"Whose bill should the medicine cost?"
Shaking the mysterious liquid in his hand, Uchiha Gin glanced at Hiruzen Sarutobi and the others.
"It's on my account."
Hiruzen Sarutobi gritted his teeth.
"What a touching bond."
Uchiha Gin nodded approvingly, then raised his hand and dripped a mixture of healing potion and Hero's Water onto Xiao Tuan Tuan's bleeding wound.
A miraculous scene unfolded: the wound began to heal rapidly the instant it came into contact with the medicine; the bleeding wound closed in the blink of an eye, and the fountain of blood gradually dried up.
"Wow~"
Those who witnessed this scene were speechless with astonishment, their eyes all turning to the medicine bottle in Uchiha Gin's hand, eager to ask what was going on.
"Yin San San, I wonder what kind of potion this is?"
Koharu's eyes gleamed. This potion was far more effective than the medical kits she had purchased. If it could be mass-produced, Konoha would be invincible in the future.
"It's homemade, so don't even think about mass production. The raw materials used to make it are extremely rare. Every drop used is one less drop available, and you can't even buy it on the market."
Having seen through Koharu Utatane's little scheme, Gin Uchiha shook the remaining potion, put it back in his bag, and turned to Hiruzen Sarutobi, who was examining Danzo, and said...
"Alright, Hiruzen, it's time to settle the bill."
"what!"
However, a terrified scream interrupted Uchiha Gin's voice.
Hiruzen Sarutobi and the others, as if they had seen something terrifying, scrambled away from Danzo's bedside.
"what happened?"
Uchiha Gin blinked in confusion.
He believed in the efficacy of the medicine in his hand, believing it could heal even the deepest wounds perfectly.
Autumn bean sack!
Flawless?
not.
Uchiha Gin took a step forward, his pupils slightly contracting.
"Snapped!!!"
A hand slapped itself on the forehead.
"Oh no~ the drug was too strong."
Looking behind Danzo, Uchiha Gin let out a long sigh, his face filled with regret.
He seems to have underestimated the actual effectiveness of the Super Healing Potion.
"San-san, how will Danzo go to the toilet from now on?"
Akimichi Torifu swallowed hard, and cautiously asked the question that had been on everyone's mind.
Q: How do I poop if my py is gone?
“It was my mistake, but it’s alright, I’ll perform a minimally invasive surgery on him right away.”
At the very least, Gin Uchiha possesses basic medical ethics; however, he must ensure excellent after-sales service.
"call"
Hearing this, the group breathed a sigh of relief.
"Then I'll leave it to Yin San San."
"piece of cake."
Uchiha Gin nodded and reached out his hand to Hiruzen Sarutobi, who was standing to the side.
"Lend me only what I have."
What do you need so much for?
"I didn't bring a scalpel."
Who would be a decent person to carry such a controlled knife with them?
“Use mine, mine’s sharper.” After a brief silence, Uchiha Kagami pulled a gleaming kunai from his ninja tool pouch and handed it to Uchiha Gin with a complicated expression.
"The workmanship is indeed good. It's a domestic brand, right? I'll return it to you when I'm done using it."
After weighing the kunai in his hand, Uchiha Gin said with a smile,
"No, no, no!"
The thought of having to do this dirty and tiring work with the limited-edition kunai from the Land of Waves that he had purchased at a high price from the black market made Uchiha Kagami feel uncomfortable, and he quickly waved his hand to refuse.
"It's okay, you can rinse it with water and it'll still work."
That kid is really something; once he became the village secretary, he forgot the traditional virtues of thrift and diligence of the Uchiha clan.
Let me take a look.
Holding up his kunai, Uchiha Gin squinted and began searching behind Danzo.
"Based on my many years of experience, this is definitely the position."
"No no no!!!"
"Ah, isn't it?"
Looking at the terrified Hiruzen Sarutobi, Gin Uchiha asked in confusion. Logically, a professional medical worker like him shouldn't have misremembered human anatomy.
"Take a closer look!"
Hiruzen Sarutobi covered his face and reminded him.
"Oh! I'm getting old, and my eyesight isn't good anymore, so it's normal for people to look down on me."
Gin Uchiha glanced at Hiruzen Sarutobi, who had forced him into retirement, and rolled his eyes sarcastically.
At the same time, he silently moved the kunai in his hand three inches to the right.
"Go away!"
Surgery requires both boldness and meticulousness.
Did I poke it crookedly?
Everyone makes mistakes; just keep trying.
"puff!"
This time it seems like it hit the mark a little, but not by much.
Come again!
……
"Jingzai, where did you buy this kudzu?"
He repeated this motion seven or eight times, the subtle changes in his hands causing Uchiha Gin to frown.
"That black market."
Uchiha Kagami scratched his head, somewhat embarrassed, and replied,
"There's no way around it, these limited-edition kunai are just too hard to buy."
You may have bought a counterfeit product.
Looking at the somewhat dulled kunai, Uchiha Gin said seriously,
Even he couldn't believe he'd made a mistake. This counterfeiter's imitations were too perfect; they even replicated the anti-counterfeiting mark from the Land of Waves perfectly. Even his uncle, the manufacturer himself, would be fooled.
"Huh? I offered three times the price!"
Upon learning the truth, Jingzai was filled with remorse.
"Where did this thing come from?"
This behavior, which seriously disrupts market order, must be severely punished by Uchiha Gin. Those who produce and sell counterfeit goods must pay the price.
"Shall I take a look at the Land of Waterfalls?"
"Okay, I think I know what's going on."
Looking at the exquisite craftsmanship of the kunai in his hand, Uchiha Gin already had his answer.
"How about I give you my kunai?"
Since Uchiha Kagami's kunai was a fake, for Danzo's safety, Hiruzen Sarutobi asked,
"No need, this time, I won't miss!"
Uchiha Gin shook his head in refusal, raising his kunai once more.
"Watch my butt-breaking move!"
"Pfft!!"
Accurate hit.
"Haha, found it~"
The subsequent treatment was much simpler. Uchiha Gin applied a small amount of healing potion to the edge of the wound where the kunai was stuck, and the wound healed at a visible speed.
"The kunai will be removed in three days. If it can be used normally, the surgery will be successful."
After completing a highly precise surgery, Uchiha Gin, quite satisfied with himself, nodded and gave instructions to the people beside him.
"What if it's not normal?"
Mitokado asked a bold question.
Are you questioning my skills?
"Isn't that a bit too unsightly?"
Hiruzen Sarutobi looked at the kunai stuck in his buttocks with a conflicted expression.
"Should I remove it and replace it with one that has a paint job?"
"forget it."
"Hiruzen, settle the bill. The medical expenses, equipment expenses, examination fees, and surgery fees add up to a total of 88.89 million. I'll give you a discount and round it down to 100 million."
"Let me calculate it again!"
Hiruzen Sarutobi was so angry he almost fainted. Who's the kind person who's offering a reverse discount?
"Oh! You reminded me, there are still a few previous orders that haven't been reimbursed."
"I'll transfer it to you right away!"
“Welcome to visit next time~”
Upon receiving the check, Gin Uchiha smiled, waved to the F6, turned, and left without a trace.
When he came out, the grand welcome party was already coming to an end. Uchiha Gin put the check in his pocket, shook his head with a look of deep emotion.
"Is it easy for me to earn some money for retirement?"
"Curly-haired baboon, what were you doing just now?"
"Jungle."
Turning his head to look at Senju Itama, who was holding a bunch of snacks, Uchiha Gin answered truthfully.
Life is tough, so Ah Yin resorts to performing.
"Jungle?"
Senju Itama licked the candied apple in his hand, searched his mind for the meaning of "jungler," and finding it posed no threat to him, didn't press the matter further.
"Let me have a taste."
Looking at the glittering golden candied apples, Uchiha Gin's appetite was whetted.
"No."
After carefully concealing the snack in her arms, Senju Itama shook her head warily in refusal. Candied apples were her favorite food besides sweet and sour fish, ranking second only to sweet and sour pork.
"Go buy it yourself if you want to eat it!"
"Just one bite, just one bite~"
"Then you can only have one bite!"
Despite Uchiha Gin's persistent pleading, Senju Itama hesitated for a long time before finally handing over the candied apple in her hand, a faint blush flashing across her face.
To show that she had no ulterior motives, she deliberately turned the side she hadn't eaten towards Uchiha Gin first.
"Then I won't be polite."
Uchiha Gin clasped his hands together, a slight smile playing on his lips.
"Crack!"
gudu~
"I'm confused~I'm confused!"
"Are you even human?"
Looking at her empty little hands, Senju Itama slowly raised her head and squeezed out a sentence through gritted teeth.
"Just tell me, did I take a bite?"
Shameless Uchiha Gin shrugged, smacked his lips, and looked on with a satisfied expression.
Free candy is so delicious; even the sweetness of the coating has layers of flavor.
"I'll bite you to death!"
"The relationship between A-Yin and Xiao Ban is still as harmonious as ever."
Not far away, Uchiha Eimi watched the two chasing each other, and smiled as she nudged her daughter beside her.
"Little Zhili, you'd better keep it up!"
"I can not understand what you say."
Glancing expressionlessly at his mother, whose tone was strange, Uchiha Rinpoche replied calmly, though a subtle, almost imperceptible, smile played at the corners of his cold lips.
Her experiences are far more fascinating than those of the board room.
"Phew. I just can't do anything with you. I'll make you another one later, okay?"
Panting heavily after being chased all the way by Senju Itama, Uchiha Gin, with nowhere to run, raised his hands in surrender.
"One isn't enough!"
"Tsk~ Two at most."
"No, starting today, I'm going to eat one every day until I can't eat anymore."
"What a greedy little brat."
Uchiha Gin rubbed his aching temples, his gaze falling on Senju Itama's disgruntled face.
"Okay, as long as you're not afraid of cavities."
Oh well, it won't cost much anyway.
"Great!"
A touch of girlish shyness flashed in Senju Itama's delighted eyes.
The contract was established, which meant that Uchiha Gin would never abandon her.
"Hehe~~"
I don't understand what this kid is grinning about.
Uchiha Gin scratched his messy curly hair in confusion, then looked up at the jubilant crowd.
This victory will at least bring Konoha a long period of stability.
"At least we'll have some peace and quiet for a few years." (End of Chapter)
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