Konoha: The thirty-year-old Uchiha is not motivated.

"I'm going out to find work!"

After checking the genin headband slung at his waist, Uchiha Gin turned and greeted the two women in the house.
"Come back early, and don't go out and fool around on West Street tonight."

Xiao Guang, who was sitting cross-legged on the sofa watching TV, looked up, her beautiful eyes narrowed, and her eyes were full of threat.
"My current income is no longer enough to support that kind of high consumption."

Upon hearing this, Uchiha Gin pursed his lips, shook his head as if in deep distress, and displayed the full extent of his NEET (Not in Education, Employment, or Training) demeanor.
"Don't you have a pension?"

Senju Itama, now dressed in her pajamas, came out and asked with a look of skepticism,

"I donated it."

As the saying goes, what is taken from the people should be used for the people.
The kind-hearted Uchiha Gin donated all his legal income to the Konoha Orphanage.

"I see... Take this ten thousand taels and go out to buy a bottle of water."

Upon learning the truth, Senju Itama's expression softened, and he pulled a large denomination banknote from his purse and handed it over.

"Oh! How could I possibly take your money?"

Uchiha Gin shook his head seriously, but his hands moved with lightning speed.
Senju Itama felt a sudden lightness in his hand, and a crisp new 10,000 ryo appeared in Uchiha Gin's grasp.

"But then again, this is also a token of your filial piety, and you would feel bad if I didn't accept it."

With a smile, he stuffed the banknotes, faintly scented with his body fragrance, into his pocket, waved his hand, put on his shoes, and immediately made his escape.
"Big breasts, no brains."

Uchiha Hikaru glanced at the naive and innocent Senju Itama, and curled his lip in disdain.

"Then you must be very smart, right?"

Senju Itama calmly put away his wallet, sensing the sarcasm in Uchiha Hikaru's tone, and gave the other person's rather curvaceous figure a mocking look.

"you!!!"

Seeing Senju Itama's cunning expression, Uchiha Hikari's alarm bells went off. She suddenly realized she had underestimated this little brat from the Senju clan.

The other party clearly knew that Uchiha Gin was feigning helplessness, but still pretended to fall for it, using a mere ten thousand taels to frantically gain favor. Their deep cunning made her break out in a cold sweat.
"Old woman, times have changed."

After being enlightened by his white-haired niece, Senju Itama, having successfully awakened his Great Wisdom form, smiled slightly.
In this version, how can you succeed in picking up men without paying a price?

"Humph!"

It was just a loser's dream before he died.

"It wasn't a waste of money~ It wasn't a waste of money~"

After leaving home, Uchiha Gin strolled along the path leading to the heart of the village. He examined the ten thousand yen bill in his hand, then contentedly stuffed it back into his wallet, which was already filled with similar denominations.

All of them were coins he obtained from the game.

"Gintoki!"

A somewhat familiar voice rang out, and Uchiha Gin looked up to see a ponytail-wearing young man with a face full of surprise.

"Yo~"

He listlessly raised his hand as a greeting.
"The bottom of the ancient prison."

The young man was none other than Maruboshi Kosuke, who had a master-disciple relationship with Uchiha Gin.

Unlike his tragic fate in the original timeline, the Kosuke Maruhoshi before us did not lose any limbs due to the brutal mission.
Of course, as the price for his intact body, he lost the opportunity to be valued by Tobirama Senju.
Fortunately, there was still the prison allowance.
"Gintoki, I've simplified the Water Dragon Bullet Technique into nine hand seals!"

Maruhoshi Kosuke excitedly shared this good news with his mentor.
"Nine seals?"

Uchiha Gin raised an eyebrow, his gaze falling on Maruboshi Kosuke's large, scarred hand.

"You're not good enough yet~"

That ninjutsu that the white-haired guy could handle with three hand seals, you actually needed nine? You're a noob, you need to practice more.
"I will work hard!"

Undeterred by Uchiha Gin's setback, Maruboshi Kosuke raised his fist with shining eyes, his whole being brimming with youthful energy.
"What are you going to do?"

Uchiha Gin, who was used to this, was not surprised. Instead, he asked casually,

"Oh~ I'm just about to go to the mission lobby to grab a mission."

Lowering his fist, Maruboshi Kosuke answered truthfully, a hint of expectation flickering in his eyes as he looked at Uchiha Gin. He wanted to take this opportunity to demonstrate to his mentor the results of his recent training.

"Gintoki, would you like to team up with me?"

Where are your teammates?

He remembered that Maruboshi Kosuke was a Chunin, and he had seen him having dinner with two teammates a few days ago.
"Our squad has been disbanded."

So it was a farewell dinner!
"What's wrong? Did you get kicked out?"

Uchiha Gin looked curiously at Maruboshi Kosuke, whose face showed nostalgia, and couldn't help but mutter to himself.
Could it be that this kid has gotten the script for the "leaving the team" style, and is about to soar to the top and become the number one person below the Otsutsuki clan?
"I've been promoted to Jonin."

Why are you so upset?

Instead of being a perfectly good background character, he insists on becoming high-level cannon fodder. When Maruboshi Kosuke participated in the Chunin Exams, Uchiha Gin advised him against it, but this kid was determined to prove himself.

Oh wow, he actually made it ashore successfully!

Now, defying all odds, he has advanced to the rank of Jonin. After that, he will probably fade into obscurity and be forgotten.

"There's no other way; this is the only way I can secure high-paying, big orders."

Maruhoshi Kosuke shook his head. In his opinion, Uchiha Gin was new to the game and didn't yet understand the level of competition within the Mission Hall.
As soon as the mission list is released, missions below rank B disappear instantly, while Chunin are stuck in an awkward position.

D-level missions are beneath me, C-level missions are impossible to obtain, B-level missions have too many requirements, and A-level missions are out of the question.

In order to increase his income and hone his skills, Maruboshi Kosuke, after careful consideration, decided to apply to become a Jonin.

Thanks to the superb Water Release techniques he learned from Uchiha Gin, as well as the Ryuu-no-Tsurugi swordsmanship taught by him, Maruboshi Kosuke lived up to expectations and advanced to become a glorious Jonin.

"Gintoki, wanna team up? I'll carry you!"

Looking at his beloved teacher, Maruhoshi Kosuke was filled with filial piety.

"No need, I have private channels."

Without the slightest hesitation, Uchiha Gin declined the generous invitation from the unofficial disciple.
Although he was a genin, he wasn't an ordinary genin. Uchiha Gin, with his multiple identities, didn't need to fight for missions in the overcrowded mission hall like ordinary genin.

"Private channels?"

Maruhoshi Kosuke blinked in confusion. Was there somewhere else he could accept missions?
"I'll continue my stroll."

Uchiha Gin shook his head. Seeing the disappointment on Maruboshi Kosuke's face, he thought for a moment and then spoke.
"Now that you've become a Jonin, you need to keep up your training. When you've simplified the Water Dragon Bullet into six hand seals, I'll teach you a powerful ninjutsu."

"Thank you Yin Sang!"

Maruhoshi Kosuke excitedly raised his head, tears streaming down his face like a dam breaking.

The amazing Gintoki has struck again!
"Ghana~"

After bidding farewell to the tearful Maruboshi Kosuke, Uchiha Gin continued his stroll through the bustling streets.

He looked up at the bright, sunny sky, stroked his chin, and fell into a difficult decision.
"It's so hot today, why don't we take a day off and give ourselves a break?" Humans can't enjoy both high temperatures and subsidies at the same time, so Uchiha Gin chose to supplement his body's comfort.

Let's go get some ice cream!

He pulled out the tokens he'd gotten when he left, and immediately decided to go find Mrs. Yongmei for ice cream.
With an air of indifference, Uchiha Gin turned and headed towards the commercial street at the edge of the village.

"Today is another peaceful day."

Looking at the familiar old neighbors around him, Uchiha Gin let out a heartfelt sigh, his expression of utter boredom deepening.

"Ah Yin, are we going somewhere to do a mission?"

Suddenly, an elderly man who was cooling off on the street corner waved to him with a smile.

He turned his head casually, his lifeless eyes drooping as he looked at an old man surnamed Namikaze.

"No, I'm just taking a stroll. I'm giving myself a day off today."

The story unfolds from there.

On the other side, Danzo, having finished his tender moment with Misae, put on the shoes that the Demon Child had cleaned and bid farewell to his secret family.

"Miya, believe me, soon I will be able to give you a proper status."

Danzo wasn't lying; he had now firmly established himself in Konoha, and the new department he had secured through friendship and with Hiruzen Sarutobi was about to be established.
Before long, he will become second only to two people in Konoha, and above all others. Anyone who dares to slander him will be locked in the Root's dark room for re-education and reformation.
"Hiroshi, I only hope you are safe and sound, I have no other desires."

Misae gently shook her head, her star-like eyes filled with deep affection—a true love-struck fool.
"wait for me!"

Danzo felt a pang of pain in his heart. After uttering a vow, he turned and disappeared into the courtyard.
"Has Father left again?"

Shinnosuke Nohara poked his head out of the house, his large eyes filled with disappointment.

His mischievousness was simply a way to attract his father's attention, hoping to make his father's gaze linger on him for a little longer.
"Shin-chan, you can't play pranks on Daddy again next time!"

Misae patted her son's potato-shaped head and said earnestly.

"I know, I know~"

But Shinnosuke clearly wasn't listening. He gave a perfunctory answer, but his eyes were darting around, as if he was brewing some kind of "good idea" for a loving father and son.

"Uchiha Meat Processing Plant, this time, I will make you pay the price!"

Standing in front of the Hokage's office, Danzo took a deep breath, his sharp eyes filled with determination.

If Hiruzen chooses to side with Uchiha Setsuna again this time, he will push his father, who is bedridden due to high blood pressure, high cholesterol, and high blood sugar, to Sarutobi Sasuke to complain about him.
The report exposes that the monkey colluded with Uchi Setsuna, intending to betray the entire ninja alliance.

Thinking of this, Danzo silently took out the intelligence he had prepared beforehand, raised his hand and pushed open the office door, which was worn and chipped from his frequent slamming.

Creak~
"Hiruzen, I've received reliable information that the Uchiha clan is holding another secret meeting today. I've received a report on the general content of the meeting. It's time to make our move!"

"Huh? Did someone get here before me?"

Gin Uchiha, who arrived almost immediately after Danzo, raised an eyebrow in confusion upon hearing the arguing coming from the office.

Could it be someone like him, someone with connections, trying to get in through the back door by asking Hiruzen Sarutobi, the Hokage?

That's right, the reason why Uchiha Gin didn't go to the mission hall to grab orders was because Hiruzen Sarutobi, the Hokage in charge of internal affairs, gave him the green light.

Whether it was a simple and quick D-rank mission or a low-difficulty, high-reward S-rank mission, Hiruzen Sarutobi intercepted quite a few for him. After he had sorted through them, he would then put the remaining ones into the mission pool in the mission hall for other ninjas to compete for.
"Wait, that voice..."

After openly eavesdropping, a knowing glint flashed in Uchiha Gin's eyes.
Oh, it's Xiao Tuantuan!
Why are these two best buddies arguing again?
Filled with curiosity, Uchiha Gin quietly pushed open the door, only to see Danzo, his face contorted with indignation, frantically attacking a helpless Hiruzen Sarutobi.
"That is a race that is inherently evil; we must not underestimate them."

In order to put a warning on his childhood friend Uchiha Setsuna, who had recently become very close to this hawkish Uchiha, Danzo even went so far as to utter forbidden words.

"hiss"

Hiruzen Sarutobi gasped, quickly looking around to see if any of Mirror's spies were in the shadows.

You really don't hide anything from people. Putting aside whether these words will reach Jing's ears, if some vengeful curly-haired guy hears this, do you still want to ruin Danzo's still-healing butt?

Seeing his childhood friend's cautious demeanor, Danzo sneered. "You, Hiruzen Sarutobi," he thought, "are the head of a village, yet you're so timid. How will you lead Konoha to become a powerful and prosperous village?"

Why not give this position to this talented but unappreciated man, so that he can join forces with his adoptive father, Jing, and achieve great things?
Danzo could confidently guarantee that he could build Konoha into the number one pig-raising village in the ninja world.

Through the crack in the door, Uchiha Gin, who had overheard their entire conversation, gently shook his head.

They've gone mad.

After achieving success in her career and having a happy family, Xiao Tuantuan became arrogant and complacent.

But upon closer reflection, he realized this was actually quite normal; anyone would have gotten carried away in this situation.

Therefore, Gin Uchiha chose to forgive Tuan Tuan's disobedient words and selectively ignore them.
After all, the current Uchiha clan is indeed full of bad seeds. Anyone whose thoughts are not extreme has been sent to the Land of Waves to build a second home.

"You're Hokage now, what are you afraid of?"

"What are you still afraid of?"

Seeing Xiao Tuantuan's arrogant and smug look, Uchiha Ginjin sneaked up behind him without anyone noticing and casually chimed in.

When people are extremely inflated with confidence, they easily let their guard down, and Danzo was in that situation.

Unable to keep his mouth shut, he didn't notice the person behind him and, following a line that seemed to come out of nowhere, vented all the negative energy he had been suppressing.

"Are you afraid of that curly-haired guy with those big, dead-fish eyes?"

If you were to ask the F6 what they feared most, aside from their teacher who was confirmed dead, it would only be that wicked curly-haired guy who treated them like Japanese people and had been tormenting them since childhood.

The fact that I can only poop in diamond-shaped pieces is entirely Uchiha Gin's fault!
Upon hearing this unexpected yet logical answer, Uchiha Gin's gaze sharpened.
Little Tuantuan, you've already found a way to die!
You can insult the Uchiha clan, but you can't insult me.

"Ahhhh!!!"

Before Uchiha Gin could unleash his loving lashes on Danzo, the latter snapped out of his daze, staring at him with terrified eyes and screaming repeatedly.

"What's big?"

Seeing this, Uchiha Gin opened his droopy, lifeless eyes and questioned in a calm tone,
"A super super handsome guy."

While lying might result in swallowing a thousand needles, telling the truth will certainly get you pricked by a thousand needles.

Guess you know the truth.

Hearing this blunt truth, Uchiha Gin nodded in satisfaction and began to chat familiarly with the stiff-bodied Danzo.
"Oh my, isn't this little Tuantuan? Long time no see~"

He remembered that Xiao Tuantuan seemed to be working on a new secret service called Root recently, which should yield a lot of profits.
call.
Watching Uchiha Gin's expression shift from gloom to cheerful, Hiruzen Sarutobi, seated on the Hokage's throne, secretly wiped the cold sweat from his brow.
Is this guy here again because of his retirement?

I have already given him the highest level of retirement benefits. Even he, the Hokage, might not receive as much as Uchiha Gin after retirement.

After quickly breaking down Xiao Tuantuan's defenses with a few words, Uchiha Gin turned his gaze to the upright-looking Hiruzen Sarutobi. His purpose in coming here was not simply to eavesdrop.
"Little monkey, I've come to take on a few D-rank missions. That little guy from the Bofeng family has become a grandfather and invited me to his full-moon celebration. I need to go and make some money."

Thank goodness, they weren't here to cause him trouble. Hiruzen Sarutobi breathed a sigh of relief.
"Wow~"

He opened the drawer, and inside lay a stack of mission request forms, all of which he had specially selected for Uchiha Gin, representing various levels of missions.
"Everything is prepared for you." (End of Chapter)