Konoha: The thirty-year-old Uchiha is not motivated.

Chapter 694 Such a lifelike little bunny

Are kids these days so precocious?

Looking down at the rambling Nono, Uchiha Gin scratched his head helplessly.

As expected, the thinking of children in the ninja world is indeed a bit ahead of its time.
"These fellow villagers from Sunagakure are in your care. You know how to treat them, right? Just don't embarrass us Konoha people."

After giving some instructions to Asahi Hitsugu and Nohara Shinnosuke, Uchiha Gin, under Nonou's shy gaze, chose to run away first.
"Mission accomplished!" *3
"call"

Only after confirming that Uchiha Gin's figure had completely disappeared did Rasa and his companion breathe a sigh of relief.

Relaxed, Rasa turned to look at Nono, only to find that the girl who had been so shy just moments before now had a completely calm and collected expression, showing no trace of her earlier infatuation. A flicker of confusion crossed Rasa's eyes.

"Hey, are you close to Gintoki?"

"I'm not called Hey, I'm called Nonou."

After quickly tidying herself up, Nonou gave Rasa a very infectious smile and emphasized her relationship with Uchiha Gin.
"Also, Grandpa Yin is my benefactor, and I could never repay his kindness in ten lifetimes."

Without Uchiha Gin, she would probably be dead in some corner of the trash can by now.

"He's just a spanking devil."

Upon hearing Nonou's answer, Rasa pouted, secretly patted her still-painful buttocks, and muttered under her breath.
After being taken in as a disciple by the Second Kazekage, Shamon, at the age of three, Rasa suffered no shortage of beatings from this curly-haired boy who appeared periodically. His little bottom endured a lot of torment.

To this day, he still can't figure out what he did to offend this curly-haired devil who likes to spank.

Compared to the deeply resentful Luo Sha, the one with the spiky hair seemed to have a more open-minded perspective.
Unlike his junior apprentice who had only been a disciple for a few years, he had been tortured by Uchiha Gin since childhood, and his buttocks had been swollen far more often than Rasa's.
Even after successfully awakening Magnet Release, he specifically developed a secret technique with extremely strong defensive capabilities: Iron Buttock Wall.
Unfortunately, by this time, Uchiha Gin had lost interest in using the Butt-Slapping Hand technique on him, who was now an adult.
This sudden change left that person feeling somewhat lost and uneasy.

So you're a masochist too?

"Alright, please continue leading the way, the three of you. We'd like to experience the unique customs and culture of Konoha."

Asano and the other two nodded, and that guy waved his hand, signaling for the guide mission to continue.

"Uh, I remember you mentioned wanting to go to West Street, right? But it's still early, so I'll take you to the Wave Country Style Street first to experience some exotic atmosphere~"

Thinking of the many shops on the Wave Country Street with which she had commission-based partnerships, Nono smiled and smoothly led the two gullible customers, Rasa and her companion, to a tourist hotspot that wouldn't rip off locals.

"Good work."

"You're welcome, you're welcome. All guests are welcome. People of Konoha don't cheat foreigners."

Walking home, Uchiha Gin idly fiddled with the jar containing chakra pills in his hand, the jingling sound echoing incessantly.
"With Rasa as their money-printing machine, Sunagakure is about to take off!"

He remembered that the last time he went to Sunagakure to eat local delicacies, Rasa had just begun to awaken Magnet Release under Shamon's careful tutelage.

Unexpectedly, in less than a year, they have already been able to produce valuable placer gold.

The inflation in the ninja world, already caused by the influx of large amounts of unidentified gold bars, is likely to worsen further.

A loaf of bread worth 500,000 taels is just around the corner.

"But it's quite a coincidence, I just finished collecting this skill and then I ran into the original owner."

As he spoke, Uchiha Gin slightly raised the five fingers of his free hand, and a wisp of golden sand nimbly wrapped around his fingertip.

【Magnetic Escape · Placer Gold】

This is a bloodline secret technique contributed by the adult Rasa, which has been appearing frequently in the backyard recently.
Although it wasn't very practical, its rarity and the fact that it looked very extravagant made Uchiha Gin overlook it.
With a flick of his finger, a wisp of dark sand crawled up his fingertip, colliding with the gold sand and creating considerable ripples in his palm.

【Magnetic Release: Iron Sand】

"puff!"

Uchiha Gin clenched his fist tightly, and the gold and black sand instantly exploded. When he opened his palm, the different colored sand waves had already vanished without a trace.

"Alright, I'll give those two kids some pointers next time I have time."

Gently shaking his head, Uchiha Gin once again focused his gaze on the jar in his hand, his eyes filled with consideration.

How should we deal with this unstable energy aggregate?
Just as Uchiha Gin was struggling with this thing, from the black reflection behind him, a dark, slender arm radiating a healthy glow quietly extended out, followed by a graceful figure appearing.

Unaware of what was happening, Uchiha Gin was still frowning in thought when a cold, soft body pressed against his back. Only then did he turn his head as if waking from a dream.

A questioning gaze met a pair of pure white, lifeless eyes.
"people."

"Sister Wang? Sorry, all of our funds for today have already been contributed to Little Steel Ball."

In Wang Liang's eyes, Uchiha Gin saw that familiar yearning look, but unfortunately, he had gambled away all his allowance for the day, so he could only ask Wang Liang to bear with it.
"Tomorrow, I'll definitely give you fresh lemonade!"

"that."

As if already accustomed to Uchiha Gin's complete loss, Wanryu showed no anger or disappointment. Instead, she frowned slightly, staring intently at the jar filled with chakra pills.
"I've said it so many times, even if you're dark-skinned, you still can't say that."

After giving Sister Wang a stern lecture, Uchiha Gin moved the chakra pill in his hand a few times. Seeing her persistent gaze, he explained earnestly,
"Sister Wang, this isn't candy; it'll upset your stomach if you eat it."

He mistakenly thought that the greedy Muron had taken the colorful chakra for the candy she usually ate.

But how could Mōrō, an avatar of Kaguya's consciousness, mistake this for something else? The colorful "candy" in Uchiha Gin's hand was clearly a chakra pill, a powerful tonic for the Ōtsutsuki clan.

And it smells pretty good quality.

"I want him."

Smelling the alluring scent of the chakra pills, Kaguya licked her lips with the tip of her pink tongue, a barely perceptible blush appearing on her healthy dark skin.

Such superb alchemy skills must have come from the hand of that narcissistic guy, Yishi.

Unfortunately, she fell asleep during the alchemy class on her home planet and didn't learn the art of alchemy.

Otherwise, after consuming the Chakra Fruit, she wouldn't have been forced to transform the power she couldn't handle into two new lives.
Otherwise, wouldn't it be better to refine those two unfilial sons into demon pills and spirit pearls for future use?

Unfortunately, it's too late for regrets now. Kaguya Mikoto decides to look forward.

A girl who smiles a lot is usually lucky, but a beautiful ancestor must have been very lucky.
That's when she ran into Uchiha Gin.
A special descendant born and raised in the ninja world, but who has regressed to the level of a pure-blooded Otsutsuki.

A perfect partner to help her deal with Issho and the approaching Otsutsuki pursuers.
Well.
Aside from the occasional instance where she's not treated like a human being, which Kaguya finds hard to accept, everything else is above average.
"No~no~"

Faced with Wang Liang's request, Uchiha Gin shook his head vigorously. Who knew if Wang Liang would mutate into some strange thing after eating this? Rabbit-eared girl was already the limit of what he could accept. "I want her, I want her, give her to me."

Wanryo hugged Uchiha Gin from behind, uttering words that made his blood boil with her ascetic expression.
Uchiha Gin suppressed the erotic thoughts in his heart, clutching the jar of chakra pills to his chest to prevent it from being snatched away by Wan's outstretched hand.

However, Kaguya didn't care about any of that; she was determined to get the highly nourishing chakra pill. Her nimble little hand slipped under Uchiha Gin's armpit and slithered towards his lower abdomen, where the jar was hidden.
Feeling the soft yet icy touch travel over his body, Uchiha Gin's expression tightened, and he hurriedly tried to stop it, but it was too late.

"It really won't do! Ah! I'm warning you, don't pinch it randomly!"

With the position on the verge of falling, and out of a sense of manly dignity, he had no choice but to surrender, handing over the jar containing the chakra pills with both hands.

"Take it, take it! Don't blame me if you get a stomachache!"

"Hum~"

Looking at the chakra pills held up in front of her, Kaguya's white eyes were filled with smugness.
The two puppets were right after all; once they grabbed that spot, even the most determined man would submit.

Just
She brought her damp little hands to her nose and sniffed them lightly, then a look of disgust appeared on her face, as was common for her.

What a strange smell.

But she doesn't dislike it.

"Wait! This thing is dangerous; it can't be opened outside."

Seeing that the strange-looking Mango was about to unscrew the jar containing the chakra pills, Uchiha Gin, who was bending over to press down on his gun, quickly spoke up to stop him.

He had witnessed the rampage of the chakra pills that Tsukihime had brought before; now, with so many chakra pills being unsealed at once, the released tailed beast chakra would probably be enough to hold a grand assembly in Konoha.
The damage it causes may be far more severe than the Nine-Tails' rampage in the original timeline.

"Hmph~" ╭(╯^╰)╮

Upon hearing this, Wangliang stopped what she was doing, gave a slightly displeased snort, and then took the Chakra Dan back to the secluded Shadow Realm.

"call"

Seeing this, Uchiha Gin breathed a sigh of relief, a look of immense relief appearing on his face.

He once tried releasing the tailed beast's chakra within the Shadow Realm, but the violent chakra didn't affect the Shadow Realm; instead, it became much more docile.
It seems that the Shadow Realm, being a creation of the Mangekyou Sharingan, has some kind of innate bloodline suppression over the Tailed Beasts!

"Oh! I forgot to tell her to save a few for me!"

Realizing what was happening too late, Uchiha Gin slapped his forehead, quickly opened the gate to the Shadow Realm, and stuck his head inside.
"Sister Wang, don't finish them all, leave me a few for research."

In the Realm of Shadows, Wanliang, who was admiring the food in the jar, wiped the drool from the corner of her mouth, looked up, and rolled her eyes at Uchiha Gin's large head.

"People are so talkative."

After receiving an affirmative answer, Uchiha Gin finally pulled his head back from the Shadow Realm, which was filled with chaotic power.
Shaking his head, still reeling from the plummeting sanity, he sincerely hoped that Wanliang would keep its word, just like its master.
"Bata~"

The next second, an empty can fell from the sky, dripping and spinning a few times around his feet.
"."

Looking at the empty, transparent jar, Uchiha Gin's heart sank.

"It was just spilled, it was just spilled."

He began to pray that the clumsy Wanji had knocked the jar over while twisting it, scattering the colorful chakra pills all over the Shadow Realm, and that the jar had fallen out at that moment.

"Hiccup~"

However, when Mikoto reappeared, clutching her slightly protruding belly, Gin Uchiha's heart sank completely.

"You...you ate it all?"

"The food was delicious; I want more next time."

Kaguya Miro licked her lips, still wanting more.
Although the raw materials for these Chakra Pills were ordinary, the alchemist's superb skills made up for it, resulting in an authentic taste—the classic flavor of the Otsutsuki homeworld.
"Do you feel any discomfort anywhere?"

Out of concern, Uchiha Gin cautiously inquired, and Wangliang tilted her rabbit ears, revealing her round little belly.

"I'm a little full."

After a careful inspection revealed that Wang Liang had simply eaten too much, Uchiha Gin helplessly covered his face. That jar of chakra pills wasn't his.

"Oh no, how am I supposed to explain this to my older cousin?"

If his older cousin found out that he had fed his spoils to the little pet, he'd probably fight him to the death with his hundreds-of-meters-long Susanoo sword.
"Hiccup~"

"Sister Wang, I have a question for you."

Hearing the adorable hiccups of the creature, Uchiha Gin looked up, his brows furrowed into a deep frown, and his tone of voice carried an unusual seriousness.
"explain."

"You should be able to poop, right?"

"."

After these words were spoken, a long silence fell between the two of them.

After an unknown amount of time, Wanliang, clutching her bloated belly, displayed the most human-like shame and indignation that Uchiha Gin had ever seen.
Knowing his question was too abrupt, Uchiha Gin was about to say something nice to coax Kurenai, but Kurenai had already lifted up the exquisitely crafted jailer and kicked him hard in the shin.
"Boom!"

"what!!!"

Uchiha Gin, who had been struck by a sudden and heavy blow, rolled on the ground in pain, clutching his broken leg.
"Humph!"

Wang Liang snorted fiercely, ignoring Uchiha Gin's shrill screams, and turned to go back to the Shadow Realm to digest her food.

Once she has fully absorbed the energy contained within the chakra core, the eye technique creation she possesses will undergo a glorious evolution.

Thinking of this, Wang Liang's lips couldn't help but curl upwards.
"Just you wait, you stinky snake. Next time, I'll show you who the best partner for humans really is."

(┐「ε:)_三┌(.ω.)┐三_(:3」∠)_rolling around on the ground~
A few seconds later, Uchiha Gin, whose shinbone had healed itself, lay looking ashen-faced less than ten meters from his house.
"We're doomed! We're doomed!"

Looking up at the moon princess's hometown rising in the dim night sky, he began to think about how to appease his older cousin, who was eagerly anticipating the results of his research.
"what?"

Where did this 3D bunny come from?
In his confusion, a cute and playful cartoon bunny appeared in Uchiha Gin's field of vision.
He frowned in confusion, his eyes widening involuntarily.
"Have you seen enough?"

"Could you please squat down a little? It's too dark for me to see clearly." (End of Chapter)

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