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Chapter 67: The First Emperor was criticized by his descendants. Am I a tyrant?
Chapter 67: The First Emperor was criticized by his descendants. Am I a tyrant? (Subscribe!)
"I'll sleep a little longer. It's not time to go to work yet, and there won't be anyone there even if I go!"
Meng Tian said sarcastically: "You people are too lazy. In our place, we could have discussed how to destroy the six kingdoms in the morning court in the past!"
Zhu Ming covered his head and said, "Who is like you? You start sleeping when it gets dark. If you keep making noise, I won't take you with me!"
Meng Tian showed off at the right time: "Hey, I dared to keep Brother Zheng waiting for a long time, this is outrageous!"
The First Emperor waved his hand and said, "Forget it, let him sleep for a while. Let's go downstairs and take a look first."
The alarm is ringing!
Zhu Ming washed up and went downstairs.
There were four little kids in the living room.
The three brothers of the Sui Dynasty and Zhu Xiongying of the Ming Dynasty are arguing with the trio of Qin Dynasty.
Yang Dan asked anxiously: "Second brother, do you think the Great Qin is called the Tyrannical Qin?"
Yang Tong certainly supported his elder brother: "Brother is right, the Qin Dynasty was not only a tyrannical Qin Dynasty, but Qin Shi Huang was also called a tyrant."
Yang You stood together and said, "Big Brother and Second Brother are right. It's all in the book. Grandfather Emperor agrees with us and always teaches us not to learn from the tyrannical Qin and become a short-lived dynasty that perishes in the second generation!"
Yang Guang of the Sui Dynasty suddenly sneezed, and I always felt that someone was saying things in my name.
The First Emperor's face turned dark.
I never thought that this is how children today view their own Great Qin.
Meng Tian was furious: "You little kids don't study hard, do you know Daqin?"
"Do you know Daqin?"
The three Yangs said in unison: "Of course we understand, otherwise how would we know about the tyranny of Qin!"
"I recently heard a story from my teacher about Meng Jiangnu crying at the Great Wall. She cried so hard that a corner of the wall collapsed. The corpses of the people were all underneath. It was so tragic!"
Li Si laughed angrily: "Are women made of water? How can they cry down the Great Wall? Little kids, you must learn to distinguish right from wrong. You can't just believe what the books say!"
"If the Great Wall would collapse if Meng Jiangnu cried, what would be the point of building it?"
"When the Hun army reaches the Great Wall and starts to cry loudly, they will just come in directly, without the need to storm or take a detour!"
The three Yangs defended themselves: "Of course we know it's fake, but from this story we can see that the Qin Dynasty must have been very cruel, otherwise why would they cry!"
"When our emperor built the Grand Canal, no one went to the canal to cry, nor did anyone cry until the canal flooded!"
Li Si couldn't help but ask, "Who is your royal grandfather?"
San Yang said proudly: "Of course it is the Emperor of the Great Sui Dynasty. You don't even know about the Great Sui Dynasty. Even the children in the kindergarten know about it now."
The Daqin trio looked at each other.
Of course they don’t know about the Great Sui Dynasty!
Zhu Xiongying whispered at the side: "You guys tempt me with candy every day, don't you know that the Sui Dynasty doesn't give me candy?"
Li Si looked at Zhu Xiongying and was moved: "Little kid, you also know about the Great Sui Dynasty. Tell us about the Great Sui Dynasty."
Zhu Xiongying nodded: "The Sui Dynasty was just like the Qin Dynasty. Both died in the second generation. The emperor grandfather they are talking about was also a famous tyrant!"
The three Yangs were not happy about this and immediately surrounded Zhu Xiongying: "Pighead, say that again or we won't play with you anymore!"
Zhu Xiongying was scared: "I didn't say that, my grandfather said that, you can't blame me!"
Zhu Yuanzhang, who was attending court in the Ming Dynasty, suddenly shuddered, feeling strange, as if someone was talking about him.
Well, they are all tyrants.
The First Emperor asked: "Since you have all heard of the Great Qin, do you know who the Second Qin Emperor is?"
The four of them nodded: "I know, Hu Hai, the famous tyrant!"
The First Emperor took a deep breath and said, "Then can you tell me what he did to become a famous tyrant?"
The four of them scratched their heads: "Sister Xu never said anything, but she is very famous anyway."
"Where is the sister Xu you mentioned? Can you take me to see her?"
Zhu Xiongying: "Sister Xu seems to have gone back!"
"Where did you go back to?"
"We can't say."
Zhu Ming walked down the stairs.
Four little brats came running over: "We have to pay for school uniforms tomorrow, give us the money!"
"How much does the school uniform cost?"
"four thousand!"
Zhu Ming: "Okay, I'll have someone hand it in for you tomorrow!"
"That's four thousand per person!"
Zhu Ming was stunned: "What did you say? Four thousand per person. Why are the school uniforms so expensive? Are they made of gold? Who asked you to buy them?"
"It's all voluntary. If you don't have a school uniform, you will be deducted points!"
Zhu Ming's face was gloomy and he picked up the phone.
"Check the management departments of our private school, and check all the fees charged in the past few years. Don't miss a single cent. If you can't find out, you'll be fired!"
"Okay, boss, I'll make sure it's clear!"
Seeing Zhu Ming's gloomy face, the First Emperor asked, "What's wrong?"
"Nothing, it's just that someone might be taking kickbacks!"
The First Emperor understood immediately. This was also very common in the Qin Dynasty. "I heard from them that you have a school that specializes in teaching knowledge. I want to go and take a look."
Zhu Ming: “No problem!”
On the way, the First Emperor looked a little depressed.
"Am I a tyrant here? Is my Great Qin also a tyrannical Qin?"
Zhu Ming glanced at Zheng Ge.
I guess he was hurt by the four kids.
"Don't listen to those little brats. They have never studied history. They are definitely talking nonsense."
The First Emperor couldn't help but ask, "So what kind of emperor do you think I am?"
Zhu Ming: "Everyone has their own opinions!"
“Even everyone has different opinions at different times!”
"Now, in front of you, I will definitely say that you are the greatest emperor in history, and you are the best among all the emperors in history; in front of Zhu, I will definitely say that you are the best, and Qin Shi Huang is not as good as you!"
Qin Shi Huang was filled with black lines on his head: "Is this what they call speaking the truth to people and telling lies to ghosts?"
"It's like I didn't say anything. I asked you to evaluate the First Emperor!"
Zhu Ming: "Didn't I just say that you are the greatest emperor of all time? You are the best emperor of all time!"
The First Emperor wanted to hit someone: "I want a true evaluation, a detailed analysis!"
"No one is perfect. I want to hear about my achievements and faults. Feel free to speak up!"
Zhu Ming: "In my heart, you are a great emperor!"
"But if you want to be specific, you'll make it difficult for me."
"I only know a few things about the entire Daqin matter."
The First Emperor: "Then tell me what you know."
Zhu Ming thought for a moment: "In my knowledge, you, Brother Zheng, unified the six kingdoms, ended the Warring States Period, and established the first feudal dynasty, the Qin Dynasty;"
"Unify the currency, the writing system, the weights and measures, and I think there are other things that need to be unified, but I don't know."
"Enact laws and implement the county system;"
"Building the Great Wall, Meng Jiangnu Wept at the Great Wall"
"Terracotta Warriors and Horses of Qin Shi Huang's Mausoleum;"
"Burning books and burying scholars, eating elixirs, seeking immortality, Xu Fu went out to sea to find elixirs;"
"Attack the Xiongnu in the north and conquer the Baiyue in the south"
"Meng Yi intercepted Princess Yushu."
"Well, that seems to be the only impression I have of you!"
The First Emperor frowned: "Tell me more about it."
Zhu Ming shrugged: "Don't make it difficult for me!"
The First Emperor wanted to hit him: "You are ignorant and unskillful, and I'm talking about you, a dandy boy!"
Zhu Ming: "You are right about this. As a second-generation rich, once you make progress, you become a second-generation negative."
The First Emperor: "Who should I ask?"
Zhu Ming: "Why don't you go to school? I'll have someone give a lesson on the history of the Qin Dynasty."
"Old Yang, the Emperor of the Great Sui Dynasty, went to listen last time and learned how he destroyed the Great Sui Dynasty!"
The First Emperor shouted, "Okay, then go to school and listen to the lessons. I also want to see your school!"
Zhu Ming: "It's lunch time at school now, let's take this opportunity to go check out the potatoes!"
The First Emperor: "Just make the arrangements as you see fit!"
Meng Tian asked tremblingly, "What did you just say about Meng Yi intercepting Princess Yushu?"
After hearing it just now.
Although Meng Tian didn't know who Princess Yu Shu was, he knew Meng Yi.
That's my younger brother.
How come my brother is related to the princess?
Zhu Ming: "A foreign princess who was far away from her hometown wanted to marry the first emperor Zhengge, and Zhengge sent Meng Yi to meet her.
In the end, the princess fell in love with General Meng Yi. This is a beautiful romantic myth that will last forever."
Meng Tian's face turned pale instantly.
The general meaning was clear: his younger brother had snatched the First Emperor's concubine.
Even if she hasn't become a concubine yet, she will be one in the future.
"Your Majesty, I have not taught my brother well. Please punish me!"
The First Emperor was stunned for a moment, searching in his mind, but had no idea who this princess was.
However, I feel like there is something glowing above my head.
Zhu Ming laughed and said, "What punishment? They are all fictional characters. There is no such person in the first place. They are just for the needs of the plot!"
Meng Tian was a little confused: "What do you mean?"
Zhu Ming: "I made it up. For example, my Bai Yueguang suddenly traveled through time and space to Daqin. Zheng Ge was attracted by her beauty and wanted to force her to marry him. Bai Yueguang asked for help in her dream. I went through untold hardships and also arrived in Daqin. When the two were about to get married, I descended from the sky to stop the wedding. After going through hardships, I brought Bai Yueguang back."
The First Emperor: "How could I be attracted by beauty? Stop slandering me!"
Zhu Ming: "It's just a made-up story. It's OK as long as the audience likes it. Whether you like it or not, you can't crawl out of the imperial tomb and beat me up!"
Meng Tian breathed a sigh of relief. Fortunately, it was a story.
Otherwise, you can’t wash yourself clean even if you jump into the Yellow River.
"This field is full of potatoes. Last time, Lao Zhu and his friends were able to harvest them. This time, you guys will be able to harvest this batch!"
The First Emperor said quietly, "Old Zhu is the emperor you said I am not as good as!"
Zhu Ming: "I said that in front of Old Zhu. To your face, it means Old Zhu is definitely not as good as you!"
Li Si looked at the field in front of him and said, "Where are the potatoes? I saw potatoes at the stall owner's place last night, but it seems there are none here."
Zhu Ming: "Potatoes, potatoes, of course, are beans in the soil, buried in the soil, so we often call them ground eggs here!"
The First Emperor: "There are actually crops growing underground. Old Meng, go dig some!"
Meng Tian threw his arm and said, "Brother Zheng, leave it to me, Old Meng!"
A few minutes later.
Meng Tian dug several holes in the ground like a mouse digging a hole.
Pull out a few light yellow potatoes.
"Brother Zheng, we dug it out, it's quite a bit!"
Li Si saw the potato and said, "Yes, yes, that's it. I saw it at the stall owner's place sooner or later!"
Zheng picked up a few potatoes and weighed them: "They are indeed very heavy. This big one is even bigger than my fist!"
Meng Tian said excitedly: "I just dug out these few while digging that piece. I guess the yield per mu is really high."
The Daqin trio is not like Lao Zhu, they have actually farmed.
It’s impossible to calculate, but I feel that the output should be much higher than that of crops in Daqin.
Zhu Ming got a potato digger.
The Daqin trio performed similarly to Lao Zhu.
The gallstones were shattered!
The First Emperor pointed at the potato digger and asked: "What is this?"
Zhu Ming: "A potato digger, as the name suggests, is used to dig potatoes!"
Li Si exclaimed: "Immortal weapon, I know a lot about Mohism. Even if Mohism spends its entire life, it is absolutely impossible for it to create such an immortal weapon!"
Zhu Ming: "It's very normal. It's not a product of a technological era at all."
"However, if the Mohist School continues to develop, it is only a matter of time before they can manufacture potato diggers!"
The First Emperor was shocked: "Can the Mohists of the Qin Dynasty also make it?"
Zhu Ming: "When the level of technology reaches a certain level, we can create something even more powerful!"
"Now, it's impossible for the Great Qin Mohist School!"
The First Emperor felt that his previous views on Mohism were a bit superficial: "It seems that I need to re-understand Mohism in the future!"
Meng Tian rubbed his hands: "Can I try it?"
Zhu Ming: "Wait a moment, I'll dig an acre of land first, and let you feel it!"
It didn't take long.
So he dug an acre of potatoes.
The potatoes piled together gave the three people an intuitive feeling!
Immediately stunned!
The First Emperor was shaking with fear: "This, so many!"
As the prime minister, Li Si immediately realized the value of potatoes: "Congratulations, brother Zheng, with these potatoes, there will be no more famine in the Qin Dynasty!"
Meng Tian nodded repeatedly: "Yes, Brother Zheng, it's more than I imagined. I'm afraid it really weighs several thousand kilograms!"
The First Emperor also realized what potatoes meant to the Qin Dynasty.
"You two help me up, let me catch my breath!"
"Xiao Zhu, do you have a scale? Please help me weigh these potatoes!"
Zhu Ming: "It's already been prepared. Lao Meng, you are very strong. Please help me put it into this frame!"
Meng Tian laughed: "No problem!"
Soon, all the potatoes were weighed.
Nearly seven thousand kilograms.
The calculation method of Daqin was different from that of today.
Just like Zhu Yuanzhang, Qin Shi Huang went straight to the scale to measure himself.
After conversion, it is more than one hundred stones.
It is more than ten times higher than the per-acre yield of Daqin.
The Daqin trio is just like Zhu back then.
Dive into madness!
Brother Zheng held a potato bigger than his fist in one hand and grinned foolishly.
The majestic image collapsed in Zhu Ming's eyes.
Li Si simply picked one up and started chewing it.
Meng Tian is relatively normal.
Under Zhu Ming's guidance, potatoes were already being dug in the field.
It didn't take long.
A huge monster rumbled towards them.
Large machinery comes on stage.
The First Emperor pointed at the huge machine and asked, "What kind of vehicle is that? How can it drive into the fields? Won't it destroy the fields?"
Meng Tian shouted at Zhu Ming: "Aren't you the boss here? Go and stop it!"
Li Si stroked his beard and said, "Could it be that it is also used to dig potatoes? But it's too big!"
Zhu Ming: "As expected of Lao Li, this is also digging potatoes, I'll take you to see it!"
In terms of size and efficiency, it is far from comparable to a small potato digger.
Not just dig the potatoes out directly.
It’s a one-stop service for loading and taking away!
It was the first time I saw large machinery.
"Awesome, really awesome!"
"I originally thought that this potato digger was a magical device, but now it seems that I am still just looking at the world from a narrow perspective!"
"If you use it to dig potatoes, I'm afraid you can finish an acre of land in an instant!"
The potato digger's status declined in the three people's minds.
I also want to go up and experience it.
Zhu Ming called out to the driver.
"Boss, what's the matter?"
Zhu Ming: "Bring a few people to shoot a short film about people from the Qin Dynasty coming to the modern era to watch a machine dig potatoes. This is to find good actors. You take them to experience it!"
"Okay, boss, I think he'll be shocked. He might think it's a monster!"
Zhu Ming: "When I'm done, I'll give you 500 performance points!"
"Thank you, boss. I will definitely take them to experience it!"
Collect all the surrounding area.
Zhu Ming smiled and asked, "How do you feel?"
The First Emperor was still not satisfied: "Immortal weapon, this is the real immortal weapon, I want it too!"
Li Si: "If someone had mentioned this to me a few days ago, I would have slapped him in the face. How could there be such a rare thing in the world?"
Meng Tian smelled the scent on his hand: "I feel that this is what men love most. I feel a little sorry for my wife!"
Zhu Ming smiled and said, "We have finished watching Potato, now let's go to school!"
"I will also walk you through the same process that Lao Yang went through!"
The First Emperor: "Old Yang, is that the Sui Emperor Yang Guang that you mentioned?"
Zhu Ming: "Yes, it was him. When he finished the class, his face was very interesting and he wanted to hit someone!"
The First Emperor said confidently: "I am still very confident. I am a man who can do great things, and I must have made many achievements!"
Zhu Ming: "Old Yang is also a man who can do great things!"
"In the end, the country was destroyed!"
The First Emperor sneered: "If you tell me, I will be the king who destroyed my country!"
"At least I'm not the king of a fallen country!"
Zhu Ming: "Brother Zheng, what you said makes a lot of sense!"
The First Emperor said with anticipation: "After seeing the machinery here, I am becoming more and more interested in your education!"
Zhu Ming said venomously: "You probably don't understand the mechanics!"
The First Emperor was puzzled: "Why do you say that?"
Zhu Ming: "That's all advanced knowledge, and requires a certain foundation!"
The First Emperor was silent for a moment: "How long will it take me to learn these basics?"
Zhu Ming: "I don't know about this, but I think it won't be very useful for you to learn it or not."
"Every day government affairs should keep you busy enough."
"Why not find some disciples of the Mohist School to learn from? They should be able to learn faster!"
The First Emperor thought it made sense and said regretfully, "What a pity! I still want to build one myself."
"Let alone the big one, even if it's a small potato digger, I have no regrets if I can make it myself!"
Li Si was curious and said, "I don't know what the laws are like here. I want to see them for myself!"
Zhu Ming chuckled and said, "How about you break the law and I send you to jail to experience the feeling?"
Li Si hurriedly shook his head: "You must be joking. I, Li Si, have always been a law-abiding person!"
Meng Tian hesitated and said, "I am a rough guy, so I won't go. Can I continue to dig potatoes?"
Zhu Ming shook his head: "Don't do that, I'm afraid something might happen!"
After half an hour.
Several people came to the school gate.
(End of this chapter)
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