American comics: Something is wrong with this superhero world

Chapter 251 Harley's Revenge

The sun shone through the curtains into the room, and Harley rubbed her sleepy eyes and walked into the kitchen. Poison Ivy was already there, preparing breakfast.

"Good morning, Sleeping Beauty," Poison Ivy teased, "Did you sleep well last night?"

Harry's face immediately turned red, she muttered "good morning" in a low voice, and then quickly sat down at the dining table.

Poison Ivy came over with two cups of coffee, with a playful smile on her face: "Honestly, Harley, you really surprised me last night. You said you were just here to watch us play cards, but you played cards longer than me."

Harley felt her face was so hot that it was about to smoke. She lowered her head, covered her red cheeks with her hair, and whispered: "I just felt like it on a whim."

"Oh?" Poison Ivy raised her eyebrows, "Then why don't you explain why you were so excited to play another round even though he said it was almost over?"

Harley felt like she was about to crawl under the table. She stammered, "I-I'm not. I just..."

At this moment, Xiao Xian walked into the kitchen, saw the two of them, and asked with a smile: "What are you talking about? It's so lively."

Poison Ivy blinked: "Nothing, just discussing last night's 'observation' results with Harley."

Harry looked at Xiao Xian, took a deep breath, and mustered up the courage to say
"Xiao Xian, although we had sex last night, I want to make it clear that I still love the Joker."

Xiao Xian nodded calmly: "I understand, Harley. Feelings are complicated, and I won't force anything."

Harley breathed a sigh of relief and looked at Xiao Xian gratefully. At this moment, Poison Ivy interrupted:
"So, Harry," she said with a hint of teasing in her tone, "are we still together?"

Harley's face instantly turned red. She lowered her head and said in an almost inaudible voice: "Sure. We can go together."

Xiao Xian was speechless after hearing this. It turned out that he was not handsome enough. Although they could play cards together, he couldn't be her boyfriend, right?

However, if I can lower my suppression of desires and improve my fighting skills, it should be possible.

Backstage at a circus theater in Gotham City, the Joker is approached by a nervous-looking man.

"I know about the captain who kidnapped Harley," the man stammered.

The clown narrowed his eyes: "Oh? Then you'd better tell me quickly."

"Wait," the man mustered up his courage, "I have a condition."

The clown raised his eyebrows: "What conditions?"

“My wife and I, we’re both your fans,” the man said.

The clown sneered: "What? You want an autograph?"

“Not just taking pictures,” the man took a deep breath, “we want you to play cards with my wife. And then let me take pictures and videos.”

The clown looked at the man in shock and asked, "Are you kidding me?"

The man shook his head and said firmly: "No, I like it this way."

The Joker stared at the man with a complicated expression. He obviously didn't expect to be asked this way.

"Do you know who I am?" The Joker deliberately lowered his voice and asked in a dangerous tone. He was trying his best to imitate the Joker character of Wayne Company.

“I know,” the man nodded. “That’s why I made this request.”

The Joker was silent for a while. This situation was something that even the screenwriter of Wayne Group could not have imagined, let alone him. After thinking for a moment, the Joker suddenly laughed: "Hahaha~! Interesting! Really interesting! Okay, I accept it. However, if your information is useless..."

The Joker didn't finish his words, but the threat was clear.

The man nodded repeatedly: "It will definitely work!"

The clown followed the man to an ordinary apartment building. After entering the room, the clown raised his eyebrows in surprise. Inside the room, a pretty lady was sitting on the sofa. When she saw the clown come in, she immediately stood up, with a nervous and excited expression on her face.

"Welcome, Mr. Clown," the lady stammered, "I'm Anna."

The clown looked her over and was surprised to find she was pretty.

The man hurriedly brought a table and chairs, and then began to set up the camera, even a dual-camera.

The clown sat down at the table and motioned Anna to sit down as well. "So, let's chat?" he said with a smile, "I heard you are my fan?"

Anna nodded and began to tell how she became the Joker's follower. The Joker listened with great interest, occasionally interrupting and making a few jokes, and the atmosphere gradually became relaxed.

After adjusting the camera, the man stood aside and watched the scene nervously and expectantly.

"Okay," the clown suddenly slammed the table, "now, should we start the 'game' you've been waiting for?"

Anna and her husband exchanged a look and nodded simultaneously.

The Joker showed his signature sly smile: "Then let's have some fun."

"Come on, Mr. Clown." Anna said as she was about to move closer to the clown.

"Wait~ No need for safety measures or anything?" Arthur finally gave in and looked at the man.

"No need, that's it!" the man gave a thumbs up.

".Okay," the clown said speechlessly.

On the other side, Harley was lazily lying on the sofa, browsing her phone and reading news about the Joker. Suddenly, a comment caught her attention.

“Oh my god! The Joker is actually playing cards with a blogger live on Porn Station!”

Harley sat up straight, eyes wide open, staring at the phone screen in disbelief. Her fingers quickly clicked and opened the Porn site.

Sure enough, in the live broadcast room with the highest popularity, Harley saw a shocking scene. The Joker was sitting in front of a bed, and opposite him was a strange woman. The two seemed to be playing some kind of "game".

"wtf!!!"

Harley said in disbelief, her voice filled with anger and confusion.

"This damn bastard!" Harry suddenly exploded, his voice full of anger, "This ungrateful son of a bitch! I have given so much to him, and he dares to do this to me!"

Poison Ivy walked into the room and raised an eyebrow when she saw Harley's state. "What's wrong, sweetheart?"

Harley turned to Poison Ivy with a dangerous gleam in her eyes: "Look at this!" She almost threw the phone into Poison Ivy's hand.

Poison Ivy took a look and showed an understanding expression: "Don't worry, Harley, this woman is not as pretty as you. But it seems that she is slightly better in terms of technology. After all, she is a professional."

"Professional?!" Harley sneered, "Pah! It's obvious that he's a robot. It's useless to be a professional for such a guy!"

Suddenly, Harley stopped and turned to Poison Ivy, her eyes burning with jealousy and anger: "Where is he? Your poker buddy?"

Poison Ivy looked at Harley in surprise: "He should be in his room. What's wrong?"

Harley took a deep breath, her voice filled with determination: "If he can have such fun, why can't I? I want to find him. Now. Immediately. Right away."

Harry rushed into Xiao Xian's room, her face full of anger and hurt. Xiao Xian was reading a magic book, and seeing this, he just calmly closed the magic book and put it on the table.

"You'll never guess what happened!" Harry said excitedly, his voice trembling with emotion.

(End of this chapter)