American comics: Something is wrong with this superhero world

Chapter 275 Assistant Xiao Xian
Bruce woke up from pretending to sleep and rubbed his eyes, pretending to have just woken up. At this time, Selina had finished the finishing work of the massage, and Xiao Xian had also left the room.

Bruce stood up slightly, turned his head to look at Selina, and asked, "How was Abin's massage?"

Selina blinked her eyes, recalling the feeling just now, and said with a smile: "Very good, very powerful, and the technique is also very good. Young people are different."

Bruce nodded with satisfaction and continued, "Since you think his massage is good, you can let him massage you more often in the future. I think you really look more beautiful today."

Selina smiled and said, "Then I will let Abin give me more massages in the future."

Bruce looked at the beautiful Selina, and his heart moved. He said, "You just happen to be in need of a servant. How about letting Abin be your personal assistant? He can even give you a massage when you're tired."

Selina thought for a moment and nodded in agreement with Bruce's proposal: "Okay, this is a good idea. It will be much more convenient to have him around."

Selina's eyes moved, and she pretended to be playful and said, "But wouldn't you be jealous if such a young and handsome guy follows me every day?"

Bruce smiled confidently and replied, "I am the king of Gotham. I am confident. And I also believe in the love between us."

Selina nodded and smiled, saying, "Then let Xiao Xian be my assistant."

Bruce smiled with satisfaction and said, "If that's the case, then let's arrange it this way."

After saying that, Bruce immediately dialed the internal line.

"Xiao Xian, come here. Selina and I are waiting for you in the massage room."

"Okay, Mr. Wayne, I'll be there right away." Xiao Xian replied on the other end of the phone.

After hanging up the phone, Xiao Xian looked at Harley next to him and asked, "Harley, how did Bruce Wayne deal with Li Na?"

Harry looked up and said, "Let's do it the old way. Send someone to deal with it and bury it in the garden."

Xiao Xian nodded, as if he was not surprised by the answer. "Li Na's massage technique is quite interesting."

"Go to the garden later," Xiao Xian continued, "and send an offer to her soul to see if she is willing to go to the Paradise to be a researcher. Tell her that if she does a good job, you can arrange for her to be reincarnated."

"I thought you would let me just force her soul in." Harry said with some surprise.

"She's actually done nothing wrong, she's just a little greedy for money. Besides, she's a technical R&D personnel, so some free respect can stimulate her research enthusiasm." Xiao Xian shrugged.

"What if she doesn't want to go?" Harry asked.

"Then tell her the possible consequences of her soul being torn apart or being captured by evil spirits as snacks to scare her. If that doesn't work, forget it. After all, she is not a sinner and her soul is not worth much. There is no need to force her to join the job." Xiao Xian stood up and said, "I'm going to Bruce first."

Soon Xiao Xian appeared at the door of the room. As soon as he walked in, Bruce said, "Abin, from now on you will follow Selina and be her personal assistant."

Xiao Xian's eyes widened in surprise. He looked like an honest child and stammered, "I... I don't know anything."

Bruce smiled, winked at her, and said, "It's enough that you can massage." He went on to explain, "You just need to do what Selina asks you to do and satisfy all her needs."

Xiao Xian nodded to show that he understood, then walked to Selena and stood straight.

Bruce stood up, stretched his body, and said, "I'm going to take a shower. It might be because of the essential oil. My body is a little sticky." Selina looked at Xiao Xian, stretched out a foot in front of him, showed a playful smile, and said, "Little assistant, help me put on my high heels."

Xiao Xian raised his eyebrows and said calmly, "Put it on yourself. I suspect you are seeking revenge for the many defeats you just suffered."

Xiao Xian's voice was not loud, but he did not lower it on purpose. An ordinary person taking a shower would definitely not be able to hear it, but this was not necessarily the case with Bruce, as his hearing was not comparable to that of an ordinary person.

Upon hearing this, Selina quickly shushed Xiao Xian, “Don’t let my husband hear it!”

Selina looked towards the bathroom nervously, listened for a while, and confirmed that Bruce was still taking a shower as usual, then she breathed a sigh of relief.

Then Selina rolled her eyes at Xiao Xian and whispered, "You're going to scare me to death, little ancestor."

Xiao Xian looked at her nervous and helpless expression, smiled slightly, squatted down, picked up her high heels and helped her put them on.

"What are you afraid of? Bruce is taking a shower. Besides, you were much braver just now than you are now..."

Selina blushed slightly, patted Xiao Xian's shoulder, and retorted shyly:
"How can it be the same? Just now he was asleep, and now he is awake. Let me tell you, Bruce's hearing is very good. He has received special training in this area, and he can judge the location of people by the sound of footsteps even in the dark."

Xiao Xian smiled and said, "Then you just need to keep quiet. How long does it usually take Bruce to take a shower?"

Selina looked at Xiao Xian, swallowed her saliva, and whispered, "It's easy for you to say it. It's easy for you to keep silent, but it's difficult for me. Besides, Bruce usually only takes about ten to twenty minutes to wash. You will definitely not be able to make it in time at your speed, not to mention you have to pack your clothes. Don't even think about it."

Xiao Xian smiled and said, "I can control the speed myself." Then, Xiao Xian sat on the massage bed and said to Selina, "Come squat over here."

Selina's eyes widened and she asked, "What are you doing? I am the master now, and you are just my assistant."

Xiao Xian responded calmly: "Hurry up, when Bruce is not around, you have to call me master."

Selina looked hesitantly in the direction of the bathroom, where Bruce was still taking a shower. She finally licked her lips, slowly squatted next to Xiao Xian, and said softly, "I understand, Master."

After Bruce came out of the shower, he saw Selina looking carefully at the various essential oils in the room. Bruce gently called her name: "Selina."

Selina was startled and turned to look at Bruce, "Honey, you're done."

Bruce looked at Selina, who was surprised, and felt that her acting was better than he thought. If he hadn't heard it clearly in the bathroom, he might have been fooled.

But now Selina has a big flaw. Bruce stared at the corner of her mouth and said, "Selina, there seems to be something at the corner of your mouth."

Selina was shocked when she heard this and said, "I was a little thirsty just now, so I asked Xiao Xian to get me some milk."

"Is that so? Drink more if you like." Bruce nodded, turned his head to look at Xiao Xian, and said with a smile: "Abin, you take Selina and have fun. I still have some business matters to take care of."

After saying that, Bruce walked out of the door first, and Selina followed him out of the massage room. Xiao Xian, who was walking behind, lowered his voice and asked, "Mrs. Wayne, where are we going next?"

Selina glanced at Bruce who was walking in front and said, "Let's go back to the room first."

(End of this chapter)