American comics: Something is wrong with this superhero world

Chapter 289 Giving Bruce a Green Hat
The morning sun shines through the curtains into the kitchen. Bruce has been busy for half an hour, preparing a hearty breakfast. Fried eggs, bacon, pancakes and fresh juice are neatly placed on the dining table.

Xiao Xian walked into the restaurant in his bathrobe, still a little sleepy. He exchanged glances with Bruce, who nodded respectfully.

Selena came next, her graceful figure like a rose blooming in the morning light. She was wearing an elegant white silk nightgown, with her slightly curly long hair draped over her shoulders, exuding a charming charm.

Bruce smiled as he watched Selina and Xiao Xian sit down, then respectfully stepped aside.

Selina tasted the fried egg and nodded with satisfaction: "Hubby, you did a good job this time."

Xiao Xian also nodded in agreement: "Indeed, I feel your intention."

Bruce showed an expectant smile on his face: "Thank you, Selina, thank you Abin. Then, can I get any reward?"

"Isn't last night's reward enough?" Selina looked at Bruce and said in a mocking tone, "Do you love environmental protection so much?"

"That's right." Bruce said excitedly, "I want to be more environmentally friendly and greener."

Selina raised the corner of her mouth, revealing a sly smile: "How about I post a tweet with Abin on Twitter?"

Bruce frowned slightly, looking a little conflicted: "Isn't it bad to let the public know that I'm cuckolded? It's not that I don't like it, but I'm worried that it will affect the company's stock price."

Selina smiled softly: "Then why don't we just not be so obvious?"

Bruce's eyes lit up and he showed a delighted expression: "That's a good idea."

Selena took out her phone and took a photo of herself and Xiao Xian smiling and eating breakfast together. In the photo, Xiao Xian and Selena behaved very intimately, and people who didn't know the situation would subconsciously think that the two were a couple.

"Breakfast time. Thank you to my new assistant Abin for his hard work for me last night. Life is better because of you." Selena attached the photo to the tweet, checked it carefully, and nodded with satisfaction.

She handed the phone to Bruce, "See, this way it won't be too obvious."

Bruce took the phone and glanced at the tweets, with mixed emotions in his heart. People who didn't know would definitely think it was normal work, but Bruce knew clearly what last night's hard work meant.

"Yes, Selina, that's good." Bruce nodded, feeling a secret satisfaction in his heart.

After the tweet was sent out, it quickly attracted a lot of attention. After all, Selina Kyle is the most popular female superhero in Gotham and the wife of Batman Bruce Wayne. She has many fans and celebrities who want to take pictures of her horse.

“What a happy family!”

"Ms. Selina has a wonderful life, and Abin is an excellent assistant."

"Bless you all! May every day be filled with sunshine and love!"

Amid all the praises, many female fans particularly noticed that Selena's new assistant looked very similar to Xiao Xian, and expressed their envy in the comment section.

"Oh my god, Selina's new assistant is so handsome!"

"I'm really jealous. Having such a handsome assistant must make him feel really good at work. If it were me, I would eat a lot."

"Selina is so lucky to have such a handsome man by her side." However, Batman's male fans and Batman and Selina's CP fans had different discussions below. They obviously disagreed with this "new assistant".

"This guy is not as handsome as Bruce Wayne. There is no comparison at all."

"Bruce Wayne is Selina's true match! Stop random CPs!"

"Batman and Catwoman are a match made in heaven, and this assistant is just a part-time worker. What kind of people are in the comment section? Don't throw away your brain just because this person looks like Xiao Xian. And am I the only one who thinks that Xiao Xian doesn't look like that?"

These remarks immediately drew strong counterattacks from Xiao Xian’s female fans, and the comment section instantly turned into a war of words.

"What are you talking about? Xiao Xian is the real handsome guy!"

"This assistant is really handsome, why are you jealous? Even if Abin only has a little bit of charm, he is not someone Bruce Wayne can mess with."

"You're jealous, right? If you can, you can become as handsome as Xiao Xian!"

Bruce silently read these comments, feeling even more excited. Although it was not as happy as last night, this kind of open discussion made Bruce feel a different kind of happiness.

Bruce used his second account to browse the comments under the tweet. When he saw those saying that Selina had cheated on him, the secret excitement in his heart became stronger. He quietly liked a few of these comments, then took a deep breath and said with a hint of anticipation in his tone:

"Selina, Abin," Bruce said, "Can I post a photo of the three of us and put it in a tweet? The content of the tweet is to thank our new assistant Abin for his hard work last night. As Selina's husband, I want to thank Abin."

Hearing this, Selina and Xiao Xian looked at each other and laughed. Bruce is really a talented person.

Selina smiled softly "Okay, Bruce, we agree. But you owe us a reward."

Bruce felt a surge of excitement in his heart and quickly agreed: "Of course, anytime."

The three of them stood together, and Bruce took this photo with his mobile phone. In the photo, Selina stood in the middle, very close to Xiao Xian, smiling at the camera, while Bruce stood aside, a distance away from Selina, with a happy smile on his face.

In a place not captured in the photo, Xiao Xian even hugged Selina directly.

Bruce took the phone and started editing the tweet. He typed on the screen: "As Selena's husband, I sincerely thank my new assistant Abin for his hard work last night." Then he attached the photo.

After breakfast, Bruce started to clean up the table, while Selina and Xiao Xian occasionally made things difficult for Bruce. At this moment, Harley walked into the restaurant with a package in her hand.

Selina took the package, walked up to Bruce, and said with a smile: "Honey, this is a gift from Abin and I to you."

Bruce showed a surprised expression on his face. He took the package with great anticipation in his heart. He carefully opened the package and found a green hat inside. He looked at Selina and Xiao Xian with some doubt and asked, "Why did you suddenly buy this for me?"

Selina and Xiao Xian smiled at each other, and Xiao Xian explained: "In Eastern culture, green hats have special meanings. The term 'wearing a green hat' is used to describe a man whose wife has an affair. The husband is called a 'green hat wearer.'"

"I see, this is perfect for me."

Bruce felt a complex emotion when he heard this explanation, including humiliation and indescribable excitement. He nodded slightly and put the green hat on his head, feeling the mixture of shame and excitement.

(End of this chapter)