American comics: Something is wrong with this superhero world

Chapter 316 Deadpool, your wife has a talent for acting
A military truck rumbled along the highway. Inside the truck, Deadpool's hands and feet were tied tightly with chains, and his mouth was stuffed with tape. Several fully armed mercenaries were closely guarding him.

Deadpool glanced at the mercenaries, but he was not panicked at all. He silently calculated the time, waiting for the moment he had estimated to come.

Soon after, a beeping countdown sound came from Deadpool's body, which immediately attracted the attention of the mercenaries.

"Captain, what's that sound?" a mercenary asked nervously.

The mercenary captain frowned and ordered, "Check him again!"

The men searched Deadpool again but found nothing. The captain reluctantly tore off the tape on Deadpool's mouth and asked, "What's that sound?"

Deadpool smiled calmly: "Nothing, I just buried a time bomb in my body. As long as I don't enter the password to cancel it, it will explode automatically."

"What?!" The mercenaries were horrified and pointed their guns at Deadpool.

Deadpool was not in a hurry and continued, "As long as I don't enter the password to disable it, it will explode automatically."

Beads of sweat appeared on the mercenary captain's forehead. He anxiously tore off Deadpool's clothes, only to see Deadpool's strong abdominal muscles, no bomb at all.

Deadpool smiled provocatively: "Don't bother, I'm talking about the bomb inside my body. And it's useless to forcibly cut open my stomach, it will only make the bomb explode immediately."

The captain of the mercenaries was so angry that he grabbed Deadpool by the collar and said, "Quick! Defuse the bomb yourself! Otherwise, I will make you live a life worse than death!"

Deadpool shrugged: "Too late."

"What?!" the captain asked in horror, "How much time is left?"

Deadpool narrowed his eyes and said slowly: "3."

"Three minutes?!" the captain asked hopefully.

"2" Deadpool continued counting down.

The captain rushed to the car door without hesitation, but the car was equipped with a complex combination lock to prevent Deadpool from escaping. Before he could enter the password, Deadpool began to count down.

"1. Bang!"

With a loud bang, the car was blown to pieces, and Deadpool and the mercenaries were caught in the sea of ​​fire by the shock wave. The power of the explosion turned the area around the vehicle into a ruin, and flames and thick smoke instantly engulfed everything.

When the aftermath of the explosion gradually subsided, the scene was in a mess. The bodies of the mercenaries were scattered all around, and Deadpool was blown to pieces. However, Deadpool's incredible healing ability began to work, gradually restoring his body.

"Okay, that kind of hurt," Deadpool muttered, slowly climbing to his feet and recovering.

Wearing an ill-fitting cheap shirt, Deadpool pushed open the door of his apartment and shouted as soon as he entered: "It's too late! We have to leave immediately! Tony Stark is going to kill people! We..."

Unexpectedly, the scene in the room made him stunned. Xiao Xian was sitting on the sofa. His handsome face and perfect figure made Deadpool feel ashamed. Deadpool hurriedly glanced at himself in the mirror and couldn't help but gasp.

"It's over. Not to mention Vanessa, even I, Deadpool, would choose Xiao Xian without hesitation if it were a girl." Deadpool groaned inwardly.

What made Deadpool even more miserable was that when he learned about this situation, instead of being angry, he actually felt a little happy in his heart.

Xiao Xian heard the noise, turned around calmly, and said with a smile: "Hello, Deadpool."

Deadpool stepped forward and asked awkwardly, "Uh, Xiao Xian, why did you come to see me?"

Xiao Xian crossed his legs elegantly, his eyes sly: "I'm not here to see you, I'm here to see Vanessa."

"Vanessa?" Deadpool asked in surprise. He had no idea why Xiao Xian wanted to find Vanessa, but with Xiao Xian around, he shouldn't have to worry about Tony Stark hunting him down, right? After all, Xiao Xian's strength was recognized as strong. Some people even called him Little Superman on the Internet.

The next second, Vanessa walked into the living room with tea and said with a smile, "Tea is here."

Vanessa's outfit today stunned Deadpool. She wore her favorite black dress, which she would only wear when attending major events. She was reluctant to take it out normally. The dress outlined her perfect figure, and the black lace made her look elegant and sexy. She had delicate makeup on her face, her red lips were as tempting as roses, and her eye shadow and mascara made her eyes more profound and charming.

Xiao Xian also noticed Vanessa's outfit. He smiled and asked, "Vanessa, why did you change your clothes?"

Vanessa answered happily, "The one I wore just now was the casual clothes I wear at home. Now that we have guests, I naturally have to change into something more formal."

Deadpool watched this scene with mixed emotions in his heart. He didn't know whether he should be angry or jealous, but at this moment he felt both.

Holding a cup of steaming tea, Vanessa walked lightly in front of Xiao Xian.

Vanessa smiled and handed the cup to Xiao Xian. Her slender fingers slid across the cup, with a bit of shyness and expectation in her eyes. When Xiao Xian took the cup, she took the opportunity to touch his hand quietly. The touch was gentle and brief, which made Vanessa excited.

Xiao Xian felt the warmth of her fingers, and his heart moved slightly. Super charm was indeed powerful. If Xiao Xian had not deliberately restrained the power of super charm, Xiao Xian even felt that Vanessa might dump Deadpool in front of him, and then cry and shout that she wanted to be with him.

On the surface, Xiao Xian still maintained a calm smile on his face. He looked up at Vanessa and nodded to express his gratitude.

After Vanessa handed over the tea, she sat down on the sofa and deliberately leaned very close to Xiao Xian, even their arms touching. Her heartbeat accelerated a little, her cheeks flushed slightly, and her eyes flashed with joy that was difficult to conceal.

This is Xiao Xian, the most handsome man on earth! This life is worth it! Vanessa felt the touch of Xiao Xian's arm next to her arm, and couldn't help but think excitedly in her heart!

This feels really amazing! In comparison, Deadpool's bumpy texture is really unbearable to look at. What a hard life I had lived in the past.

Deadpool stood aside and watched this scene. He felt jealous and a little excited, but mainly jealous.

Xiao Xian looked at Deadpool's mixed expression and couldn't help but smile in his heart. With Xiao Xian's current magical attainments, not to mention making Deadpool become like Batman and Arthur, it would be absolutely easy to make Deadpool more expectant.

But this time, Xiao Xian came mainly to avenge Deadpool's headshot, so he naturally couldn't let Deadpool be so happy. And lowering the happiness factor in environmental protection would also help increase the fallen power harvested.

In the past, Xiao Xian lacked experience in this area, so his act of revenge on Harry made Harry too happy. Now Xiao Xian has learned his lesson. Since it is revenge with malicious intent, he should not exaggerate the joy of environmental protection.

This time, Xiao Xian mainly magnified Deadpool's love for Vanessa, his reluctance to part with her, his possessiveness, etc. If Deadpool had not broken up with Vanessa directly to avoid a fallout, Xiao Xian would not even have planned to slightly magnify Deadpool's hobby of environmental protection.

Deadpool's eyes moved back and forth between Vanessa and Xiao Xian. Finally, he couldn't help coughing and said with a hint of sourness and ridicule, "Wife, it's too crowded for you to sit like this. There's no room for Xiao Xian."

Hearing this, Vanessa glared at him fiercely, then had to turn around and give Xiao Xian an apologetic smile: "Sorry, Xiao Xian, I'll make room for you."

Vanessa said as she stood up slightly and prepared to move away. However, Xiao Xian put his arm around her waist and pulled her back to his side, even closer than before. He said softly, "I don't think it's crowded. It's okay for you to sit here. This is conducive to intimacy."

Vanessa felt Xiao Xian's warm breath, and her body suddenly softened. She couldn't help but lean into Xiao Xian's arms, looking at him with a passionate light in her eyes. "Then please sit next to me," Vanessa said in a low voice.

She looked at Xiao Xian, her eyes flickering with emotion.

Deadpool looked at this scene and felt even more jealous. He couldn't help but said, "Then I'll sit in the middle." As he said that, he was about to squeeze in between the two of them.

Vanessa was very upset when she saw Deadpool was about to sit over. She noticed that the clothes Deadpool was wearing were obviously ill-fitting, so she pushed him away and said, "I don't know where the clothes you are wearing came from, they are too dirty. Who knows if the previous owner of the clothes had any disease, stay away from me."

Deadpool looked at his clothes helplessly and said, "What about me changing into another set of clothes?"

Vanessa raised an eyebrow and said, "Even if you change your clothes, they will still be dirty, unless you take a shower."

Deadpool stood up helplessly and said, "Then I'll go take a shower." Halfway through his walk, he suddenly turned around and saw Vanessa and Xiao Xian sitting so close to each other. He felt nervous, worried that Xiao Xian would do something to Vanessa while he was taking a shower, so he stepped back and said, "Forget it, I'll take a shower later."

Vanessa rolled her eyes helplessly, while Xiao Xian smiled faintly.

Deadpool reluctantly sat back on the sofa, his eyes wandering between Vanessa and Xiao Xian, and finally couldn't help asking: "Xiao Xian, what do you want to see Vanessa about?"

Xiao Xian put down his teacup and said with a smile: "Actually, I was looking through Osborne's resume recently and found Vanessa's information. She has excellent acting talent, and I am planning to make a new movie. So I hope Vanessa can play the leading role."

Deadpool raised his eyebrows when he heard this, and looked at Vanessa in surprise: "You also submitted your resume to Oscorp?"

Vanessa smiled and nodded, a hint of memory flashing in her eyes: "Yes, I have voted." She added silently in her heart: I voted three years ago.

Deadpool scratched his head and asked in confusion: "Why didn't you tell me about it?"

Vanessa shrugged, with a hint of mischief in her smile: "I just voted casually at the time, and I didn't expect that there would really be a chance."

Xiao Xian looked at the two of them and interrupted, "Vanessa, I really admire your talent. If you are willing, you are the heroine of this movie."

Deadpool barely suppressed his unhappiness and turned to ask Xiao Xian: "What movie?"

Xiao Xian smiled slightly and said, "It's a romantic art film, the kind that has a good chance of winning awards. But as you know, that kind of movie might be a bit too explicit. There's nothing we can do about it. Old white men just love to sacrifice themselves for art."

After hearing this, Deadpool became even more jealous and his face darkened slightly. He looked at Vanessa and asked, "What do you think?"

Vanessa raised her head with a firm look in her eyes: "I want this opportunity, Wade. This is my dream. I hope you can support me and trust me."

After hearing this, Deadpool struggled for a moment. He didn't want to disappoint Vanessa, but he couldn't ignore the anxiety and jealousy in his heart. But if he refused directly, he would seem stingy and unwilling to support Vanessa's dream. So Deadpool could only say
"To be honest with you, Tony Stark is hunting me, so it might not be convenient. You know how cruel Stark is. Vanessa might also be used by him as a means to threaten me."

"Don't worry, I will protect Vanessa." Xiao Xian looked at Deadpool and said with a half-smile, "It's just Stark. He is no match for me."

Deadpool was helpless when he heard this, and could only whisper to Vanessa: "To be honest, honey, I don't really want you to go."

Vanessa's expression suddenly became serious, and she asked, "Don't you love me? Are you afraid that I will dump you if I become famous? Wade, you disappoint me so much. Don't you believe in the love between us?"

As she spoke, Vanessa took the opportunity to move her hands deliberately, feeling the touch of Xiao Xian's arm.

Deadpool sighed helplessly. Vanessa's moral blackmail forced him to compromise: "Okay, I agree, but the premise is that I can visit the set at any time."

Xiao Xian nodded and agreed: "Okay, but non-crew members are not allowed to come in and out at will. Why don't you just play a supporting role with a small part, so that you can come to visit the set at any time."

Deadpool thought about it and finally agreed: "Okay, I'll play a supporting role."

Then, Deadpool asked, "Who is the male lead?"

Xiao Xian shrugged and smiled, "Of course it's me."

Vanessa couldn't suppress the smile on her face when she heard that, and looked at Xiao Xian with a crazy look on her face.

Seeing this, Deadpool's face became even gloomier. He was extremely unhappy. He finally couldn't help but ask, "Xiao Xian, do you have anything else to say? I have something important to say to Vanessa."

Vanessa said quickly, "Why are you rushing me? It's rare for Xiao Xian to come here. Eat your meal before you leave."

Deadpool sighed helplessly, frowned and said, "It's really an urgent matter."

Seeing this, Xiao Xian stood up tactfully and said, "Since you still have things to do, I'll leave first."

Vanessa hurriedly grabbed Xiao Xian's hand and said, "Leave me your contact information so that we can contact you at any time."

Xiao Xian nodded and agreed. The two exchanged mobile phone numbers.

After exchanging numbers, Vanessa's hand holding the phone was shaking slightly. She couldn't believe that she actually got Xiao Xian's contact information.

"Okay," Xiao Xian looked at the new contact on the phone screen, "We'll keep in touch anytime."

"Well, let's keep in touch." Vanessa nodded with a blushing face.

Deadpool stood aside and watched this scene, with complex emotions surging in his heart, but he knew that this was not the time to lose his temper. Arguing now would only push Vanessa further away from him. Deadpool could only stand aside silently, watching Vanessa wave goodbye to Xiao Xian with a charming smile on her face.

(End of this chapter)