Agriculture Maniac

Chapter 181 A piece of meat bun triggered a martial arts war

Last September, Dongfang adjusted its statutory holiday system.

National Day, Spring Festival and May Day have seven-day holidays.

Therefore, the May Day holiday in 00 was the first "May Day Golden Week" in Eastern history.

Compared with people in another time and space, some are sleeping at home during the holidays, while others are stuck in traffic jams on the highway.

People in this time and space are much happier.

At least families who have money to travel can have a great time.

Just like in 'Shiliying Street'.

Come to any entrance, regardless of age, and pay a uniform entrance fee of 200 yuan per person, then receive a temporary pass, and you can travel freely in the Sanyuan factory area for seven days.

And during this period, you can eat free communal meals, live in staff dormitories for free, and experience N major super attractions for free.

For example, at Hangaixi, the Yellow River Agricultural Airport, you can take a Y8 passenger plane for free and glide on the surface of the Yellow River for 10 minutes.

For example, in the 'Cang Hai Sang Tian' sightseeing corridor, if you are lucky, you can appreciate the wonders of nature. If you are unlucky, you can appreciate the various excellent works left behind by top painters from all over the world who came here to paint.

For example, the world-famous Buddha Temple, vegetarian meals, ancient temples, Buddha towers, Buddha scriptures...

For example, the most prosperous area of ​​Shiliying - the trade hall, is reported to have a daily passenger flow of more than 3 people who come here to register goods, pick up goods, check transaction prices, inquire about business news, handle financial business, register companies or handle tax registration. The daily transaction volume has also reached 11 billion blue great man banknotes, and it is known as the Eastern 'spot trading market'.

For example, the "Sanyuan Agriculture Exhibition Hall" displays a wide variety of products. Here, you can not only learn about Sanyuan Agriculture's products, but also place orders on the spot to purchase vegetables, fruits, aquatic products, meat, daily necessities, daily chemical cleaning products, clothing, shoes and hats, home textile products...

For example, there is the highway intersection that is very characteristic of Shiliying. Here, when you are in it and looking at Shiliying from afar, you will experience firsthand what characteristics are.

For example, the Shili Mall, which has been expanded to 5 buildings, provides you with the most formal and top-level sales services in the East, compared to the Sanyuan exhibition hall.

For example, there are tens of thousands of plastic greenhouses that are like a maze. Here, you can take photos, enjoy organic fruits and vegetables, and learn the "three-element planting technology" from a tour guide.

For example, Pingdong Lake, where turtles run rampant, and the magnificent Liangshan...

For example, dam melon fields, original ecological pastures, various breeding bases...

For example, Nantianmen, Dongyue Scenic Area, southern mountainous areas...

For example, Laigang City, Xintai City...

If you are just here for fun, this 200 yuan will open your eyes.

If you are unemployed, this 200 yuan is enough for you to find a suitable job.

If you enter without a ticket, the magical patrol flags will easily find you within ten minutes, and then accuse you of various crimes, which could result in you losing everything at the very least, or sending you to jail for life at the worst.

(Registration is equivalent to obtaining the approval of sentry towers, city walls and other units. If you do not register, sentry towers, city walls and other units will classify it as an invasion.)
Of course, 200 yuan is just the entrance fee, which ensures that you will not go hungry or cold in the Sanyuan Agricultural Factory.

If you want to experience better services, such as tasting barbecue, drinking original beer, staying in Pingdong Lake boats, and purchasing various goods.

Once you open your wallet, you won’t be able to take anything out unless you have tens of thousands of dollars.

Therefore, on the first day of the May Day Golden Week, Sanyuan Agriculture received 12 tourists from home and abroad, with a total turnover of 34 billion.

As for gross profit and net profit...

Shiliying Street, which is responsible for tourism projects, saw that Sanyuan Agriculture suffered heavy losses due to the business war, so it gritted its teeth and said in its work report that it had lost 2 million yuan and hoped that the Thai city would provide subsidies.

When the manager of Tai City received the report, he was very worried and reported it to Dongshan Prefecture, saying that he had lost 5 million yuan and requested a subsidy.

The chief steward of Dongshan Prefecture received the report and threw it to Old Dong without even looking at it.

The boss printed out two copies of the report, one for his superior to apply for a 10 billion subsidy, and the other for the tourism system to apply for another 10 billion subsidy.

Then he contacted Huang, the head of the Shiliying Sub-district Office, and added a zero to the original report, changing it to 0 billion.

In this way, the beginning and the end correspond to each other.

At the same time, he did not forget to scold Lao Huang: "With such a large scale, how could it be possible to make such a small loss after making huge sacrifices to promote economic development? If you dare to cheat and deceive your subordinates and superiors again in the future, I will kill you!"

"..."

Village head Huang felt very aggrieved.

So Village Chief Huang gave up his overtime work and took the deputy village chief and the investment promotion class teacher out to relax.

at this time.

He suddenly noticed that 'Lu Zhishen', who was interacting with tourists, seemed hungry and reached out to grab the rouzhuang steamed bun that was being eaten for free by the internal staff.

But on the other side, the Yellow Turban strongman who had come down from the eastern foot of Mount Taishan at some point in time seemed to be hungry as well and also grabbed the meat-filled steamed bun.

Then time seemed to stand still.

The two of them, one holding the left side of the rouzhuang bun and the other holding the right side of the rouzhuang bun, squinted at each other.

It was early May and the weather was getting hotter.

Many vendors also secretly opened the dry refrigerators they had prepared...

In an instant, people coming and going suddenly felt a chill... no, it was a solemn and murderous atmosphere.

He immediately noticed two men who were looking at each other with cold eyes.

In the eyes of tourists, the actor who plays "Lu Zhishen" is a martial monk invited by Shiliying Sub-district Office from Futu Temple.

But the Golden Warrior is not a staff member of the scenic area, he is a Taoist priest living in seclusion in Mount Dongyue.

Now the two sides face off...

There's something good to watch!
Many tourists came forward to watch.

Suddenly.

Lu Zhishen loosened his grip and transferred the 62-jin iron Zen staff in his left hand to his right hand.

Upon seeing this, the 'Yellow Turban Warrior' put the meat bun back on the stall and took out the standard weapon of the slingers, a huge stone-chisel from behind.

"Fuck, you want to fight?"

"real or fake?"

"No way? This Zen staff is very heavy. I asked a master to try it out and it took two hands to lift it. Can it be used as a weapon?"

"It should be a scare..."

The words have not yet fallen.

"Lu Zhishen" rushed forward, chopped down with his Zen stick, shoveled with a heavy shovel, and smashed with a crescent-shaped weapon.

The Yellow Turban Warrior's reaction was equally quick, using his stone-chisel hammer to block, parry, and counterattack.

At the same time, their elbows, knees, and ankles collided one after another...

It happened in a flash, and this series of dazzling moves happened in just a breath.

Then the two passed each other.

The onlookers were stunned for a long time, looking at the cracks and footprints on the concrete floor, and they all gasped.

Not only did they mean it for real, they also used their real skills.

The issue is……

Is this too strong?

Even TV dramas don’t dare to act like this.

But no matter what the tourists thought, the two people had a general understanding of each other after the test.

Then, the real show began.

The Zen stick is swung in a circle and swept horizontally.

The stone chisel and hammer reached the sky, splitting Mount Hua with great force.

The sound of metal clashing against metal was piercing to the eardrums.

The punches hit the flesh again and again, with a muffled sound like thunder.

The onlookers were stunned and numb.

finally.

With his relatively flexible footwork, Lu Zhishen punched the Yellow Turban Warrior in the chest, knocking him several meters away and winning the battle.

Then he put away his Zen stick, picked up the meat bun, turned around and left.

The 'Yellow Turban Warrior' lay on the ground, stunned for a moment, suddenly coughed up a mouthful of blood, covered his chest, climbed up, and stumbled into the Harmony train.

The onlookers were stunned.

But no one spoke.

for a long time.

"Fuck!"

"Fuck!"

“Oh shit!”

"These are all real practitioners!"

"I want to learn martial arts. I must learn martial arts!"

Amid the discussion, a reporter from Oriental Channel 1, who was stationed in Shiliying Street, came running over hurriedly with a microphone and a cameraman.

"Hello fellow, where is the fight going on?"

"The fight is over."

"Finished?"

"Yes, Lu Zhishen won."

"Whoever records it, I will buy it at a high price."

When the shouting was heard at the scene, it suddenly became quiet.

The incident happened so suddenly, and few people brought cameras, so we were unable to record such an exciting scene.

"Oh my god, I missed the big news!"

Two hours later.

Just as the tourists in Shiliying were either marveling at the skills of the martial artists or questioning the authenticity of the fight.

The Yellow Turban strongman who was beaten and vomited blood led two other Yellow Turban strongmen off the Harmony train.

"Hello, have you seen that Lu Zhishen?"

"Shit, call for help!"

"Who knows where Lu Zhishen is?"

"I saw him drinking watermelon by the East Lake!"

"go!"

The three Yellow Turban warriors were all about two meters and fifteen centimeters tall, which was eye-catching.

Now with a yellow scarf on his head and a yellow robe on his body, he looks even more eye-catching.

The tourists were all discussing the fight, and when they saw the three Yellow Turban warriors looking for Lu Zhishen, they immediately called their friends and gathered around to watch.

then……

More than a dozen factory security guards blew their whistles and stopped the three people. "Three of you, please do not cause trouble in the factory."

"Go away."

The three Yellow Turban warriors knocked down all the security guards in an instant.

The action was so fast that the tourists watching had no idea what was happening.

soon.

The huge crowd blocked the 220-meter-wide main road of Shiliying.

Some smart people quickly paid for tickets and climbed up the watchtower.

There are also smarter people who spend more money to take the high-altitude sightseeing cable car between the watchtowers.

at last.

Three Yellow Turban warriors found Lu Zhishen eating watermelon next to Wang Po's stall.

The three brothers were ruthless and didn't talk much. They took big strides forward and started punching.

It was already difficult for Lu Zhishen to fight one Yellow Turban warrior, and now he was ambushed and had to face three more. He immediately dropped his staff and jumped into Pingdong Lake.

The three Yellow Turban warriors seemed unable to swim and could only watch Lu Zhishen swim towards the Liangshan Marsh scenic area.

Just when many tourists thought it was over...

A wooden warship from the Liangshan Marsh camp happened to pass by. Lu Zhishen climbed on board and shouted something.

After a while, a small boat came quickly.

Standing on it are Wu Song, Lin Chong and Yang Zhi.

Seeing this, the tourists instantly perked up.

There was another good show to watch.

really.

The four heroes of Liangshan Marsh fought fiercely with the three strong men of Mount Dongyue.

Knife-hammer collision, gun-hammer collision, heavy fist collision...

The intense fighting scenes far exceed any martial arts film in history.

So much so that all the onlookers were staring blankly with their mouths wide open.

finally.

The three Yellow Turban strongmen dropped their stone hammers and stumbled into the Harmony, fleeing to Mount Dong.

But less than two hours.

The three strong men with golden scarves called over five tall and thin Taoist priests who were as light as a swallow and could climb walls and fly over rooftops.

One of the Taoist priests had superb archery skills. He played three strings in a row and scared away the four people who were eating watermelons in Shuibo.

But it didn't take a moment.

Hua Rong, Qin Ming, Guan Sheng, Lu Junyi and others, a total of eleven men, came quickly in a small boat.

The two sides exchanged bows and arrows, close combat, and real swords and guns...

As the tourists watched the increasingly intense scene, they didn't know how to describe their feelings.

You may say it's fake, but the scene was so scary that even the nearby hospital sent an ambulance.

Are you serious... these people who play the heroes of Water Margin can all match their names.

for a long time.

The three strong men and five Taoist priests from Dongyue were no match for the increasing number of heroes from Liangshan Marsh and were soon tied up and captured alive.

suddenly.

Under the setting sun, a Taoist priest with untidy beard, a wine gourd tied around his waist and an iron-locked heavy sword in his left hand rushed to the lake in the blink of an eye.

The two-meter-long heavy sword chopped down the small boat on Liangshan Marsh from top to bottom.

He immediately untied the iron chain, swung his heavy sword, and hit another small boat, leaving the people of Liangshan Marsh with no way to retreat.

Then the chain straightened, pulling back the heavy sword, and the unshaven-bearded Taoist twisted his body, slapped Lin Chong with the back of his sword, knocked Wu Song unconscious with the hilt of his sword, and slapped Yang Zhi in a daze...

In just a few seconds, more than 20 participants from Liangshan Marsh were eliminated.

The tourists looked at the back of the Drunken Swordsman and fell silent again.

The martial artist turned to cultivating immortality?

Suddenly.

A shrill cry resounded throughout the scene. "Host, those arrogant old Taoist priests are bullying us!"

I saw a little monk crawling towards the Buddha temple.

It was not until this moment that the tourists remembered that the heroes of Liangshan Marsh were all played by martial monks.

The heroes being beaten is equivalent to the monks being beaten. How can the Buddhist temple let it go?
And the other side.

The old abbot of the Futu Temple heard the cry and looked at the person calling for help with an expressionless face.

Don't you have any idea whether there are warrior monks in our temple?
And asked me for help.

"Amitabha, I will ask the Buddha for advice."

After a while.

More than 300 monks, carrying mixed iron sticks, rushed to Pingdong Lake.

I vow to kill the Drunken Swordsman.

however.

Followed by several sirens.

"The police are coming, run!"

Hula la.

The monk ran away.

The Taoist priest ran away.

The tourists also ran away subconsciously.

……

The next day.

5 month 5 number.

There are still two days left until the end of the May Day Golden Week.

The Tai City Police, Tai City Tourism Agency, and Shiliying Sub-district Office have successively issued notices.

content include:

The Sanyuan Joint Defense Company, which undertook the security business for the Sanyuan factory area, was criticized and fined 50 yuan.

The Futu Temple, which undertook the "role-playing" business of the Liangshan Waterside Scenic Area, was criticized and fined 50 yuan.

Arrest Shi Mao, Shi Qiang, Shi Gong Yi, Shi Gong Jing who participated in the fight...

Arrested the three brothers of Zhang Lishi, the five brothers of Sun Xiaoyao, and Zhao Yuanchao who called himself the Drunken Sword Immortal who participated in the fight.

At the same time, after receiving the official notification, Sanyuan Agriculture immediately suspended operations and carried out rectification to prevent similar incidents from happening again.

The same morning.

The Sanyuan Agriculture Factory Affairs Office announced that it would refund the tourists the 30 yuan entrance fee, and that all outsiders would be cleared out and the entire factory would be closed before 5 p.m.

But with the official announcement, the process of the fight and the video recorded later spread across the country overnight and even overseas.

this moment.

Sanyuan sanitation products, health care products, and negative advertisements were all suppressed.

All I could hear was: Fuck! Mygod Kungfu Kungfu!!!

……

Magic City, Unilever.

In fact, when Rumsfeld put negative ads on Sanyuan Daily Chemicals, he did not intend to discredit the name "Sanyuan".

Because if you do it, others will do it too.

The main reason why he did that was that the Oriental cleaning products brands were almost wiped out, and Unilever and Oriental P&G had completely removed them from the shelves.

What is this called?
This is called monopoly.

In particular, Sanyuan Chemical used violent means during the competition, and various regions had complaints about Sanyuan Chemical.

When the time comes, every lawsuit will be successful.

If these advertisements exaggerating the efficacy were added, Sanyuan Daily Chemicals would definitely end in a miserable failure.

However, when the plan was successfully implemented and Sanyuan Daily Chemicals had already constituted a monopoly behavior.

He asked the Ministry of Law to sue Sanyuan Daily Chemicals, but the latter told him, "Sorry, there is no antitrust law in the East."

"No?!"

"No."

"..."

This is very embarrassing.

Strictly speaking, Rumsfeld should have handed over the negative advertising plan to an advisory group.

The advisory group must have known that there were no antitrust laws in the East.

The problem is that Unilever is deeply rooted in the East and its advisory board is mainly made up of Orientals.

He didn't trust these people.

And at this time.

All Sanyuan hair care products were removed from the shelves, and the company took the opportunity to sell off its local businesses, resulting in the negative advertising plan coming to nothing.

Seeing that his money wasted, Rumsfeld decided to go for the better and once again increased investment in negative advertising, intending to discredit the word "Sanyuan".

Never imagined.

A fight with real swords and guns attracted countless people's attention.

Even the negative advertising brought more attention to Sanyuan Agriculture.

Even the 'old Yu Sanyuan' took the initiative to come forward and accept interviews.

"Mr. Yu, can you tell me where you recruited these martial arts masters from?"

"They were not recruited by our company, but they came to us on their own initiative after tasting Sanyuan Agriculture's food, hoping to have all three meals for free."

"This is incredible."

"Yes. Later, I chatted with them and learned that the fruits, vegetables, seafood and meat cultivated by our company have a 'flavor' that is not found in the outside world. If we use the description of martial artists, it should be called 'grain essence'. Its effect on the human body is more important than protein and vitamins. Especially for martial artists, long-term consumption can better supplement and enhance their spirit.

Just like the saying passed down from ancient times, the poor are good at literature and the rich are good at martial arts. If you don’t have money, don’t practice martial arts.

This is not only because the poor cannot obtain martial arts skills, but also because the poor cannot afford supplements and Chinese herbal medicines.

However, Sanyuan Agriculture’s food can replace these.

Therefore, the Buddhist temple was moved here and the Taoist priests also gathered in Dongyue.

As a result, fighting broke out. Here, I promise to strengthen management and apply for armed intervention if necessary."

Reporter: "Mr. Yu, there have been many Sanyuan shampoo and conditioner advertisements in the society recently, and the slogans in them are extremely exaggerated. What do you think of this?"

"I don't really care about it because what the experts and professors say is too conservative. In fact, our toiletries can not only relieve cancer, but also have better effects. For example, long-term use can keep you young forever."

"..."

Rumsfeld knew that, before the fight, negative advertising was negative advertising.

But after the fight, such outrageous physical fitness, such outrageous martial arts skills...

All these extraordinary achievements have pushed Sanyuan Agriculture to an unprecedented height.

It's even crazier than health supplements.

The most important thing is that Sanyuan Agriculture cannot be considered a fraud.

Because they cultivate fruits, vegetables, seafood and meat using gene optimization technology, not "genetically modified technology."

Genetically modified technology is to transfer the excellent genes of organism A to organism B, giving birth to a new organism AB. At this time, it is difficult for the human body to absorb the nutrients of organism AB, because humans have never eaten organism AB during the process of evolution. Even if the human body can absorb the nutrients of organism AB, what is absorbed is unknown nutrition, which will cause unknown changes in the human body.

The gene optimization technology is to comprehensively optimize the benign genes of life form A. Since humans have been using the nutrition of life form A, the optimized life form A can provide humans with better nutrients and even make it easier for the human body to absorb.

Just like you are used to eating "shrunken cucumbers", and suddenly you eat "fresh and tender cucumbers", how do you feel? Will your appetite be aroused?

So, there is no black.

Otherwise, the entire science of biogenetics and biogenetic engineering will be overturned.

Rumsfeld let out a long breath and lit a cigarette.

Coincidentally, in order to learn about Eastern culture, the TV I installed recently was playing Romance of the Three Kingdoms.

In the picture, two armies are fighting and one side is shouting.

He looked at the translator, "What are they shouting?"

"Not only did I lose my wife, but I also lost my soldiers."

The translator was worried that Rumsfeld might not understand, so he repeated it in English.

the latter:"……"

……

Hong Kong, ADM Asia Pacific headquarters.

Mrs. Smith's brain power gradually failed to keep up with Yu Yang and Rumsfeld.

Therefore, in this round of public opinion war, P&G North America remained on hold and waited and saw how the situation would develop.

Now seeing what Rumsfeld is doing...

He looked at the translator and asked, "What is this called?"

"You lose the rice even if you try to steal the chicken."

Mrs. Smith pondered over it, and suddenly thought of Sanyuan Chemical, which she had built with one hand, and her heart ached. "You are fired."

"???"

……

With the rise of the martial arts trend, the aftermath of the war gradually subsided.

But everyone knows that this is the eve of the storm, because the next round of competition will be even more intense.

Perhaps it happened in the edible oil sector.

Perhaps it happened in the food sector.

Perhaps it happened in the field of heavy machinery.

Or maybe it happens in other areas.

5 month 7 number.

The second day of Sanyuan Agriculture’s suspension of production and holiday.

The first high-performance J11B conducted a test flight on the surface of the Yellow River after Sanyuan Heavy Industries installed the avionics system.

soon.

The test data is reported to Beijing.

The maximum take-off weight of J11B has been increased from 19 tons to 28 tons.

The bomb load capacity increased from 8 tons to 12 tons.

The combat radius increased from 1000 kilometers to 1800 kilometers.

The flight speed increased from Mach 1.3 to Mach 2.2.

When the superiors received the report, they were so happy that they did not even let the spearman Chang Lu, the super test pilot, return home. Instead, they directly ordered him to fly the high-performance J10B towards the capital.

"My people, those are my people!"

Yu Yang definitely doesn't want to let Chang Lu go.

It’s not because the other party knows too much.

Rather, this group of people left their base and were very capable of causing trouble.

Just like the group of black fat guys who protected Liao Pengfei, not only did they uproot Hong Kong's overseas influence, they also almost brought down the entire entertainment industry.

Now with the high-performance J11B, who knows if it will come face to face with the Fifth Fleet stranded in the southeastern waters.

Normally, this is great.

The problem is that our camp in this time and space is far less powerful than that in another time and space.

What we need to do now is to endure hardships and endure hardships, rather than showing off our power.

Unfortunately, the superiors chose to ignore Yu Da's protest.

"Confused!"

Yu Yang sighed and returned to the brick kiln office.

Then I looked up and saw a large color TV on the wall, which was playing a program in which a famous traditional Chinese medicine inheritor boasted about Sanyuan facial cleanser.

Nowadays, this kind of exaggerated negative advertising has little impact on the company.

The problem is that the other party actually changed their own order hotline to something else, and also changed the manufacturer and supplier to something else.

I think it must be that some unscrupulous businessmen saw that there were no Sanyuan toiletries on the market and were ready to take the opportunity to make a fortune.

“Isn’t this selling fake goods openly?!”

Yu Yang called the factory secretary and said, "Smash this company for me and send their boss and shareholders to jail."

"Okay, Mr. Yu."

"Wait, after they go in, let our people take over the company, and then take Sanyuan Daily Chemicals' credentials to the TV station to argue. If the TV station doesn't give in, we'll smash it. If it gives in, we'll change Sanyuan Daily Chemicals' cleaning and care brand to Unilever's or Oriental Procter & Gamble's. We'll stop exaggerating the efficacy and adjust the formula, for example, make the fake Head & Shoulders work better than the real one."

"Uh, okay!"

"Then, change all other negative ads in the same way."

"Yes!"

"Take my boomerang!"

……

5 month 8 number.

When Rumsfeld woke up, he was shocked to find that products that had been removed from the shelves by Procter & Gamble and Unilever were now appearing everywhere in negative advertisements.

No, that doesn’t count as negative advertising now.

Because the experts and professors did not exaggerate the efficacy.

Instead, he explained the correct usage method in a serious manner.

This seems to be ok.

The problem is, the ordering hotline and manufacturer are wrong!
No, it looks like an ad I paid for!

……

the other side.

Hong Kong, ADM Asia Pacific headquarters.

Mr. and Mrs. Smith watched the overwhelming advertisements for North American Procter & Gamble products on TV.

"what happened?"

"I do not know!"

(End of this chapter)