Agriculture Maniac

Chapter 189: Madness before the Ban
Oriental Head Office.

ADM special research group.

In the office, the team leader was holding a cigarette in his mouth, holding the results of the meeting discussed by his superiors, frowning and thinking.

The ban on Sanyuan functional drinks was not due to pressure from American capital, nor was it to make way for American capital, nor was it to suppress Yu Sanyuan without reason.

It’s because functional drinks are selling so well.

It's so hot that it's frightening.

Office workers wait in pharmacies at four or five in the morning.

The old man and the old woman held bedding and stayed in the drugstore all night.

The students' parents even stayed in the store and refused to come out.

That would be fine, at most it would affect Sanyuan Pharmaceutical's business.

But too many people can easily lead to disputes, especially when the waiting time is so long and everyone wants to be at the front of the line.

This results in that wherever there is a Sanyuan Pharmacy, there will be verbal fights.

Then they kept cursing and suddenly started fighting.

Then they called for more people, relatives and friends, and even the whole village.

At a time when martial arts are on the rise, and when guns are not completely banned in remote areas, the number of conflicts caused by beverages is dizzying.

Therefore, considering the public security issue, it is necessary to ban the sale of Sanyuan functional drinks for a period of time.

At the same time, in order to appease Yu Sanyuan, his superiors gave him some benefits.

For example, the ban on sales documents were not made public, but Sanyuan Beverage announced that it was sold out.

For example, the "formula of Sanyuan functional beverage" is listed as a state secret.

Compared to the first one, the second one is very important.

because……

The superiors have always suspected that Sanyuan Agriculture has mastered gene optimization technology and even more advanced genetic engineering.

Preconceived notions, coupled with the many beverage papers from the Yuanpingdong County Science and Technology Bureau, now the Shiliying Science and Technology Department, have led superiors to doubt that Sanyuan functional beverages contain high technology.

And they worry about the drink's addictiveness, dependence, and unknown side effects.

To this end, the superiors drew a large number of researchers from the oriental medicine system and scientific research institutions at all levels, divided them into hundreds of groups, and worked overtime to conduct research and testing.

However, after more than half a month of emergency research, hundreds of papers have shown that there is a 99% probability that Sanyuan functional drinks are not genetic drugs, and do not contain "undetectable unknown ingredients."

In fact, it is purified water + white sugar + food coloring + food flavor enhancer.

Add a little bit of Yu Sanyuan's conscience, which is to add one or two drops of concentrated nourishing Chinese medicine juice to each bottle.

The largest investment for beverage factories across the country is in the water purification system.

The rest are all supplied by Sanyuan Pharmaceutical.

Each bottle costs about 2 cents, which is far less expensive than a beautifully designed bottle.

As for why it works...

Are Sanyuan vegetables delicious?
good to eat!

Is Sanyuan fruit delicious?
good to eat!

Is Sanyuan beef delicious?
good to eat!

Are Sanyuan’s agricultural and sideline products delicious?
good to eat!

Is Sanyuan drink delicious?
Delicious!

now it's right.

Sanyuan Agriculture is using its influence and super-exaggerated publicity to carry out a global psychological suggestion.

If you have psychological problems that cause you to have problems in that area, you will be cured.

In fact, 70% of men’s problems are indeed caused by mental illness.

And this mental illness will spread.

For example, if drinking Scream works for you, you may need to keep drinking Scream in the future.

So the question is, what if it doesn’t work after I drink it?
You should definitely ask at the pharmacy.

At this time, the pharmacy started selling medicine.

Aphrodisiac, kidney-tonifying, smear on gun tip...

It is also recommended to take it with Scream.

After I used it...

Damn, it actually works.

Then I will become a regular customer in the future.

By the same token, students, office workers, old men and women were all fooled in this way.

In general, Sanyuan functional drinks are an inducement that leads people to go to pharmacies to buy medicines, and then the resident pharmacists and doctors will prescribe the right medicine for their condition.

Most importantly, they can help you add the drug to Scream, or to Roar, or to other drinks, ensuring your privacy.

Or in other words, isn't it embarrassing to buy aphrodisiacs?

It’s okay, I’ll package it up for you in a whole box of screams.

From now on, you can not only come to the pharmacy to buy it openly, but also drink it boldly.

You can even drink a whole bottle in front of your girlfriend to show off your masculinity.

The superior mobilized the entire East and spent more than half a month to crack the Sanyuan functional drink. After getting this result, he was shocked for the whole afternoon.

What the hell!

What the hell!

What the hell!

Yu Sanyuan is such a talented person!
...

The head of the ADM special research team put down the copy and lit another cigarette.

What he is thinking about now is that Rumsfeld spent 10 billion US dollars to purchase 46 billion bottles of sugar water. How unfair is that?

It is unfair, but the key point is that there are no three-yuan pharmacies in Japan. People find that it doesn't work after drinking it. Will the unsold part rot in the warehouse?

What will Rumsfeld think then?
Will I vomit blood because of anger?

Will there be retaliation against Sanyuan Agriculture?
In which field will the next round of conflict occur?
In deep thought.

The deputy team leader walked into the office.

"Leader, the North American ban bill has been announced and will take effect at dawn tomorrow."

"I guess they haven't cracked the formula of Sanyuan Energy Drink, otherwise they wouldn't have made such a big move."

The team leader thought of the strange expressions on his superiors' faces after they got the test results, and imagined North America holding sugar water and swearing that it was a biochemical agent...

This is outrageous!

He rubbed his face vigorously and said, "Inform Yu Yang of this decision first."

"Ok."

After a while.

"Leader, Yu Yang wants to go to Luo!"

"What is Shangluo?"

"In ancient times in the East, it was called Shangjing or Jinjing. After it was introduced to Japan, during the Warring States Period in Japan, it was often used by the princes who had their own troops to threaten Tokyo. It was also called Qingjunce."

"Good boy, you are capable."

The team leader waved his hand nonchalantly, "Ignore him."

Half an hour later.

"Leader, buses from the surrounding areas of Shiliying are carrying nearly 100,000 old men and women from various cities, saying they want to come to the capital to beg... no, they want to attack the capital."

"Grass!"

...

The team leader called Yu Yang.

"Comrade Yu Yang, you should understand that the drink was too hot and caused a series of troubles. The superiors just want you to have a cooling-off period."

"You can't impose a nationwide sales ban on me at this critical moment. I just received a US$10 billion order from Unilever.

I also transferred the US$10 billion that Rumsfeld secretly used to purchase beverages through an offshore account through Marubeni Trading's account and then transferred it to Sanyuan Agriculture's account.

What do you think beverage companies like Coca-Cola and Pepsi would think when they find out about this?
They will definitely suspect that Marubeni Corporation, which dominates the import and export trade in the East, is secretly purchasing Sanyuan functional drinks to squeeze out their beverage market in Japan.

In this way, they will soon gang up on Marubeni Corporation.

And the other side.

The Smith family controls PepsiCo and Coca-Cola, and the North American general manager is Klin, who was supported by the Smith family.

In addition, North America cannot detect anything in beverages, so they suspect that my family is using high technology.

At this time, the Smith family, considering their own interests, will definitely ask Klin to ban the sale of Sanyuan functional drinks.

After the sales ban, Sanyuan Agriculture withdrew.

After Coca-Cola, Pepsi and other beverage companies have eliminated me, their arch-enemy, and have some free time, will they continue to attack Marubeni Corporation?

And will Rumsfeld fight back?

This is definitely a dog-eat-dog situation.”

The team leader was silent for a moment, "If you increase production, ease the rush to buy, and avoid disputes, lifting the ban will not be a problem."

After all, Sanyuan functional drinks are just 'pure water + white sugar', they are not addictive or dependent, and they do not contain any unknown ingredients, so the superiors are completely relieved.

"The beverage production capacity is fine. We can supply as many as you want. The problem is the beverage bottles... I'm going to find a solution."

After Yu Yang hung up the phone, he urged the machinery manufacturing plant and companies such as Santui to speed up the manufacturing of plastic bottle production lines.

Then he turned on the computer to check the construction progress of the beverage factory.

In fact, "Sanyuan Functional Drink" is not sugar water.

It is a genuine Chinese herbal formula.

It is also on sale in Hong Kong, Dongshan, and surrounding cities of Dongshan.

However, after the blitzkrieg began, the transportation in the four southern provinces lagged far behind that of Dongshan, and it was difficult to build a factory or even transport Chinese herbal medicine. This resulted in the company being unable to sell its beverages throughout the south and north of the Yellow River in a short period of time.

Yu Yang thought about it and suddenly remembered Mrs. Smith's Daniel Smith Company.

The other party recruited a large number of artists and psychologists, created "psychological marketing", and used pre-made drawing boards to destroy the traditional painting industry in a short period of time.

What if you borrow from it yourself?
Therefore, the company developed a sales plan that used exaggerated advertising, exaggerated challenges, and "pure water + sugar + food additives" to attract customers to drugstores, and then doctors and pharmacists prescribed the right medicine and packaged the medicine into beverages.

In the past half month, the sales of this sales plan can only be described as average. After all, the production cannot keep up with the current situation.

But the effect is absolutely surprisingly good, especially with the popularization of computers. Doctors in 2 pharmacies can share experiences and refer to the plans given by experts at Sanyuan Pharmaceutical headquarters, which is equivalent to preparing individual prescriptions for each patient.

This also resulted in serious losses for Sanyuan Pharmaceutical.

After all, they sold their own prescription medicine as drinks.

Fortunately, in another week, the plastic factory will increase its investment and expand production again, and the beverage factories in the four southern provinces will be completed and put into production. The real Sanyuan functional beverage will be on the market, and people can buy as much as they want by then, without having to rush to buy it.

Of course, the exports to oil-producing Saudi Arabia and functional drinks to Japan are all real.

After all, there is no Sanyuan Pharmacy over there that can prescribe the right medicine. Once it loses its reputation, it will not be able to threaten beverage companies such as Coca-Cola and Pepsi.

Once the other party is threatened, the Smith family will definitely pursue Marubeni Trading Company, which "smuggles Sanyuan functional drinks", and even pursue the Bush family.

Yu Yang thought about this, left the office, and drove the three-wheeled mass-produced Lao Toule to the old site of the township compound.

Then he looked at the sky and walked into the office attached to the blacksmith shop.

Uncle Six found fifteen experts from the Dongshan Weapon Company outside the gate of the Dongshan Military Headquarters, who were researching the 'MIM-23B Improved Hawk' missile.

The missile is 5.03 meters long, 0.36 meters in diameter, and has 1.19-meter wings, and looks like a fighter jet.

The missile weighs 634kg and has a flight speed of Mach 2.7.

It adopts semi-radar guidance, has a dual-thrust solid rocket engine, and has anti-missile and anti-interference capabilities.

Reaction time is 16 to 22 seconds, and the hit rate is 80%.

Unlike the car-towing launch system, it can be fired by pickup trucks, tracked vehicles, etc.

But it must be equipped with a radar with a radius of more than 100 kilometers and a control computer.

These two things are very difficult to deal with.

Because once the enemy's is used, the other party will definitely find where the missing 'Kai Hawk' is.

Without the use of radar and computer, the two "Hawk Modified" missiles are completely useless.

Therefore, our own research direction is to configure a radar and a controller.

In addition, some more sophisticated metal parts are replaced to improve performance.

As well as replacing the solid plastic propellant configured at the dock and the warhead blasting material configured at the dock.

Unfortunately, without a photolithography machine, we cannot utilize new materials to enhance the guidance performance and anti-interference capabilities of electronic devices.

Fortunately, we are just doing research and not using it to attack old Smith's business jet.

"how?"

"Director Yu, the radar and control computer are easy to fix, and replacing parts and propellant is not a problem either, but the warhead requires professional personnel to disassemble it, and I'm worried that it won't be done there."

"No problem, you don't need to replace the warhead."

"Okay, what about these computers?"

"After it's done, I'll have Uncle Six throw it into the Yellow River and you guys go pick it up."

"..."

……

That night.

There are 12 hours left before the sale of Sanyuan energy drinks is banned in North America.

The match between Hong Kong men's football team and Saudi Arabia men's football team was held as scheduled.

Players from both teams came on the field, all roaring.

only.

Each member of the Hong Kong men's football team carried two boxes.

Each member of the Saudi men's football team carried a box.

Upon seeing this, the Saudi coach quickly picked up the walkie-talkie, called logistics, and had a forklift deliver 20 more boxes.

When the audience saw this scene, they immediately cheered and whistled everywhere.

A little bit.

Game start.

Players from both teams took out their Roars and drank a bottle each.

After Saudi Arabia's No. 1 player drank the drink, he only felt a warm feeling in his lower abdomen and became more energetic.

After receiving the pass from his teammates, the players of the Xiangjiang team seemed to move more slowly...

No, he was too fast.

Sprint, dribble, turn, and pass.

The whole movement was done in one go, much more smoothly than training with a wooden stake.

Then he raised his foot and shot...

"The ball is in!"

"32 seconds into the game, Saudi Arabia scored first!!!"

The on-site commentator yelled at the top of his lungs.

Saudi fans who came from afar waved and roared, waved Saudi flags, and blew trumpets.

The goalkeeper of the Xiangjiang team angrily drank another bottle.

then……

The Hong Kong goalkeeper performed a miracle by kicking the ball directly into the Saudi Arabia goal.

The Saudi goalkeeper was completely stunned.

Without thinking, I drank a bottle.

And the Hong Kong fans were all cheering wildly.

At this time.

The Saudi goalkeeper performed a miracle...

Unfortunately, perhaps he used too much force and only played half the court.

Fortunately, the Saudi forward got the ball.

He dribbled past the Hong Kong defender and faced the Hong Kong goalkeeper one-on-one.

this moment.

The Saudi striker has sharp eyes and ears, swaying left and right...

"Oh my God! Our extremely powerful goalkeeper was knocked down!"

"Saudi Arabia has entered again!"

"1:2!"

Saudi fans roared to the sky, and some even took off their shirts and waved their flags vigorously.

But then.

The Hong Kong defender roared with a bottle of wine, a dragon.

"2:2!"

The Hong Kong fans roared and all stood up.

however.

"2:3!"

Saudi fans beat their chests wildly.

"3:3!" Hong Kong fans sang the national anthem.

"3:4!" Saudi fans sang the national anthem.

"4:4!" Hong Kong fans are tired.

"4:5!" Saudi fans are also tired.

After all, it’s only been less than 5 minutes since the show started.

Never thought.

When people stopped cheering, all kinds of rare and wonderful shots began to be staged.

Banana shot, lob shot, S-ball, overhead kick, diving header, scorpion kick, powerful volley, double goal, hand of God, own goal...

The Hong Kong fans have shouted themselves hoarse.

Saudi fans are also tired.

Some people were even rushed to the hospital due to the excitement.

finally.

After the overtime, Hong Kong defeated the Saudi team 56:55 in the overtime.

Unfortunately, they failed to break the single-game goal record of 1979:134 set by Southern United in 1.

But the number of drinks consumed by both parties set a world record.

23 bottles per person.

Therefore, the operator of Hong Kong's large stadium, which can accommodate 5.8 people, posted a notice: urinating in the stadium is prohibited.

After the game.

The Hong Kong version of Roar on the market was sold out.

Saudi Arabia, an oil-rich country, once again imported 2000 million boxes of crude.

At the same time, orders from West Asia, Central Asia and Southeast Asia flew to Dongshan in an overwhelming manner, totaling 100 million tons, or about 20 billion bottles.

Even Ice Bear has ordered 500 million boxes.

(End of this chapter)