Fake Mechanic

() The soldiers came to cover the water and the earth, and those who should meet will always be seen. After the fat man returned to the dormitory, he thought about it for a long time, and he simply gave up and went to look for Lu Boyan. Without the help of Zhong Yang Zhinao, the chances of making connections are really slim.

While there was still some time, he simply shrank back in the academy and took a rough look at Ruoxue's battles in the past two days. It ended so quickly that he was a little unsatisfied. The situation of the battle was repeated again, and the completely one-sided battle made him lose interest in this Mecha Heart match.Although the opponents eliminated in the audition would not be too strong, the battle that ended in less than 30 seconds could almost only be described as boring.

Both girls are descendants of the Yidao style, and this Yidao is naturally his Xiang Yidao.Simply knocking down the opponent, the two game IDs immediately became a hot topic of discussion, and the two names "Under the Moon" and "Youxue" became the most frequent words in the discussion area of ​​the Mecha Heart website.If it weren't for the system not allowing one person to open two game ids to participate, everyone would almost think that this was the work of one person, and some gossipers said that this must be twin sisters, and the number of people commenting on this argument exceeded [-].

The first person the fatty went to find was the sausage.

The promise to this half-faced brother must always be fulfilled. Xue Yuyu had already guessed that the sudden ferocity of Ruoxue and Mu Yueshan definitely had something to do with Fatty. The sausage mouth almost grinned to the ear, nodding and bowing, with an expression that you are the Bodhisattva who saves suffering and suffering.

Sausage and Heitantou share a dormitory. I don’t know if it’s because they pick up too much soap. Heitantou looked at Fatty with adoring eyes. He knew that Sausage’s big mouth was leaking. It's hard to blame him for anything.There were so many unexplainable things that happened between me and the little girl, it was normal for Sausage and Heitantou to have some close brotherhood.

Seeing those shiny white teeth, the fat man couldn’t feel any disgust. Heitantou’s name was Blake Gilbert. After hearing that, the fat man felt that he lived up to his name. At least his classmates had dismissed him a few times, so he knew that Heitantou was a A typical slow-tempered guy, also called Black, so he simply nicknamed him Boogie, and every time he yelled in a leisurely manner, Heitantou would happily agree, which made the fat man unable to refuse, So he taught both of them how to speed up the five senses.

Yuedu Tianzhao seems to be gender-discriminatory, don’t move unless you are a woman, as long as the heat flow in the body senses that the fat man is touching a man with a gun, he will refuse to drill into the other person’s body. Naturally, he can’t teach sausage and boogie. The fat man sighed for a while , the young master is a pure and straight man, and the world can learn from it.

It is up to the master to lead the door to practice. The trick is just what the little goblin once said to the fat man. The determination to do it even if you lose your life is the key to unlocking the acceleration of the five senses on your own.Seeing Sausage and Heitantou nodding in understanding, looking like a pair of ramming goods, the fat man shook his head from the bottom of his heart, knowing that the two of them were dubious, so he picked up a piece of paper on the table, tore it into nine pieces, and sprinkled it like a goddess. into the air.

After turning on the acceleration of the five senses, there were not many changes in the small pieces of paper in the windless dormitory room. From the perspective of Sausage and Heitantou, the fat man's hand almost brought out afterimages, and within a second or two, the fat man's hand was in mid-air. Grabbing all the fluttering shreds of paper, it suddenly looked like two big mouths, able to stuff an egg into it.

"If you can't do it, you can blame the world, blame your parents, blame yourself, but don't blame me."

After leaving a word, the fat man flashed away in a very awesome manner, leaving behind two live treasures, you look at me and I look at you in a daze.

The fat man knew that although he could do this, he was still far behind Fan Xiaoshan's control over the flying flowers.The strong wind of more than ten meters per second in the wilderness made the trajectory of the little flower completely unpredictable. The giant palm of the mech is no better than a human hand. To pinch the flower without damaging it, strength, speed and precision are indispensable. Fatty is extremely envious of this state to this day.

That is the holy order.

It's no wonder Lu Boyan was able to snipe dozens of dragon riding mechas by himself. In the hands of the peak holy rank, the super electromagnetic sniper rifle is almost an artifact that can defeat a hundred with one!

After seeing the sausage and fulfilling what he said, the fat man felt more at ease, and the second step was to find Ruoxue.

Naturally, it was impossible to be in front of Xiao Feng'er who was in the same room with her, so the fat man couldn't help but pull her out of the dormitory, and came to the osmanthus forest where the gun butt taught him the way of strength.

The interrupted sweet-scented osmanthus tree has already been removed, and half of the broken stakes have been dug up by the roots, and a new tree has been replanted, and a sign has been erected that reads "the trees are alive, cherish life, the fat man wants to laugh, This is the style of the academy, although it sounds like there is no ambiguity, but when you think about it carefully, the second half of the sentence is a naked threat, and the threat of you pissing off the tree and killing you is born spontaneously.

With the support of Zou Yafu, a towering tree, the people in the academy were more or less stubborn and ruffian, and their eyes moved an inch to the top of their heads in unison. The dean is notoriously protective of the calf, so I justified it!

Tianxia Ruoxue didn't know what the fat man was thinking, seeing his strange expression, and looking at the warning sign with a half-smile, she thought he had some crooked idea to use on her, but she didn't expect the fat man to speak first. The sentence turned out to be whether you have the confidence to win the championship.

The girl hesitated for a moment, then replied, "I'm confident, but I'm not sure."

Fatty fell under Bai Lingxing's education system again, whether he has it or not, girl, how can I talk to you like this?

Reluctantly waving his hand, the fat man changed his way of speaking. It felt more headache than being protested by the opposing lawyer in court, and the judge agreed, and had to choose another question.

"Do you want me to help you to a higher level?"

The girl lost her mind again, and a shyness flashed across Gujing Wubo's face, "Like you checked Mu Yueshan?"

As she spoke, she approached the fat man, put her hands behind her back, closed her eyes, raised her head, and raised her chest.

Seeing Ruoxue's behavior, the fat man was moved and embarrassed, and also a little puzzled, how did this girl know about the relationship between me and the little girl?This action is obviously to repeat the shameless behavior he did to Mu Yueshan that night!

With beautiful breasts in front, there was no one around, the fat man who didn't care much was like a mouse stealing eggs, he rushed on him unceremoniously, um, he grabbed it.

Ruoxue's body trembled slightly, and she tensed up instantly. The fat man felt the heat of Yueyue Tianzhao in her body moving in response. However, the girl had been prepared and put her hands behind her back in advance, otherwise the fat man would not catch her. In terms of life, I'm afraid that under the instinctive stress reaction, he would have been sent to Yujin Palace to serve the emperor.

Aware of Ruoxue's thoughtfulness, he was also surprised at how quickly the other party entered the realm. He actually used Yuedu Tianzhao to the state of being stimulated in just two days. Rou Ni moved away, coughed twice and said, "It's okay, it's okay, your body is fine. By the way, how do you know about the little bitch, no, about Mu Yueshan?"

Ruoxue's answer was straightforward, "She came to me after watching my game, and I mentioned that I already knew she was a woman, and then she said everything."

The fat man's face was full of expressions, and he opened his mouth and howled, "No, did you tell me about it?"

Ruoxue shook her head, "She said she wanted me to keep it a secret, and I won't tell others. There should be a little secret between sisters, I remember what she said."

Now the fat man's eyeballs are about to fall out, sister?These two became sisters after seeing each other for a few days. The little girl is typical with ulterior motives. Could it be that she wants to brainwash Sister Xue?

"Did that... little bitch say anything about me?"

"No, she only said that you are very powerful."

The corner of the fat man's mouth twitched. Fortunately, the little girl and the snow girl are not obscene. If the sausage heard this, wouldn't it be the best gossip topic?

"Nothing else?"

"I want me not to spoil you. She said it's a little secret between sisters, but I don't think you are someone else, so I can know."

This simple and unpretentious sentence was said by Ruoxue with a three-no attitude, and it actually made the fat man feel a strong sense of pride in his heart. My girl is my girl. This sweet word is a comfort, little girl who cares about you. It's far away, I am more in love with Xuemeizi than Jin Jian, you fan the fire!

But after thinking about it, the fat man was a little puzzled. Why did he feel that the little girl was jealous? Could it be that she wanted to establish a united front?

After thinking wildly for a while, the fat man calmed down, looked around again, and whispered, "I can't participate in the competition, but the champion can't go to someone else. Your progress is so fast that I'm a little surprised. You should probably Not idiots like Sausage and Boogie, I'll teach you another way to control your body, if you learn... Well, I don't mind teaching your sister Muyue again."

Although Ruoxue didn't understand what's going on with sausage and boogie, it's rare to see Fatty look like a serious teacher, thinking that she has already passed several opponents by virtue of the heat that he didn't know how to transmit into her body, and then The method that came down must be an extremely precious cultivation method, so he nodded obediently.

After all, Fatty's nature is hard to change, before teaching Ruoxue's five senses to speed up, he added another sentence.

This time he said it even more righteously.

"This trick has a lot of side effects on the body, and the sequelae of fatigue and drowsiness are inevitable. Remember to come to me for a checkup after you use it."

The word "inspection" was spoken as usual, Ruoxue didn't know there was any fraud, she listened to his solemn tone, and nodded obediently again.

The fat man is like a bear that has fallen into a honeypot, blowing the autumn wind at noon, sniffing the scent of sweet-scented osmanthus, and using the cloak of righteousness as a teacher and model, he did another unruly selfish thing.

ps: I feel dizzy when I wake up in the morning. I guess I have a cold. I will strive for the third watch today!Please vote for it!