Fake Mechanic

()Pulao Star, a light green planet.

More than 60% of the planet's surface is covered by oceans, which feels like an ancient earth.Because the seawater is rich in a kind of algae called singer, looking down from the distant space, the seawater is like a large piece of green emerald inlaid on the planet, exuding a soft and moving luster.

After jumping out of the warp space, the armor cover of the cockpit of the spacecraft was removed, and seeing the beautiful Pulao star appearing in front of them, most of the people in the deep blue team sighed at its beauty, except for Chu Yan.

He spat with a disgusted expression, "The more fancy and beautiful things are, the more poisonous they are. Don't be fooled by the appearance."

The fat man looked at Charlotte cooperatively. The blond girl didn't mind the silent joke at all, and proudly raised her curvaceous jaw.

Du Yunmiao pushed down his glasses, and said in a deep voice, "Chu Yan is right, Pulao is the most peaceful planet in the Triangular Galaxy, and its population is less than that of Yazi and Xiaofeng, but there are hidden The mixed forces are not simpler than the other two planets. In addition, this planet has many water star beasts, and it is also the main processing place for meat products in the Triangular Galaxy. Don’t mind too much if people who see here just copy a boning knife , most likely he's just a butcher."

"Secret Service information? Huh, I hope that the butchers we meet don't like to pick people's bones." Chu Yan always seemed to like to say something in a mocking tone.

Du Yunmiao turned her head and looked at Chu Yan's small knife that was almost in her hand, smiled and said, "I almost forgot that there is also a cold weapon master in our group, I hope that one day riswat will do what you want, including the knife as a special weapon ranks."

swat, special weapons and tactical units, Du Yunmiao's retort was obviously joking about Chu Yan's old club.Unexpectedly, Chu Yan didn't care, but sneered heavily with a disdainful attitude.

It was against the rules for all six members of the Deep Blue Team to squeeze into the cockpit, but these people were all unconventional masters. Yu Meixin, the fake co-pilot, did not object because of the fat man.Before they landed on Pulao, the entire group had already shown the state that a group of "rabble" should have.

After getting in touch with the ground headquarters of Pulao Star and exchanging a few words, Yu Meixin began to control the landing of the spacecraft.

The federation's base on Pulao star is too simple to bear to look at directly. Except for Chu Yan who has been here before so his expression remains unchanged, everyone else shows the completely opposite expression when overlooking Pulao star in space , They were all full of powerless complaints.

After the spaceship landed, the two mechas covered with mottled scars directly activated the main guns, and the warning that a possible shot could be fired at any time sounded in the cockpit. Using the mechas as cover, there were also two squads of soldiers with live ammunition, as if they were facing an enemy. The spacecraft was not loaded with friendly troops who came to support, but a group of evil wolves from the empire.

"What does that mean?"

With Du Yunmiao as the military staff officer, the fat man could sit and never stand, so he asked a casual question.

Yu Meixin answered first, "Major Stephen died on the way due to an unexpected situation, and the base couldn't retrieve the cockpit recording video, so..."

"So you use this way to greet your own people?" The fat man continued.

Chu Yan stretched his waist and said, "It's normal. It's not that the Imperials and the vagrants of the Triangular Galaxy have never played this trick. They hijacked the Federation starship halfway, and then entered the base majestically to torture them. It's just that this trick can't be used often. Even if Major Stephen is not dead, there will still be two mechas in the welcoming team outside, and at most there will be fewer guns."

Yu Meixin cut off the power output, and after the main engine went out, the main guns of the two mechas also returned to normal.

Chu Yan put the knife in his arms and was the first to go out, "Come on, don't show your weapon, I don't want to die under a golden finger that is nervous because of excessive drinking."

When he got to the door, he opened the cabin door, glanced at the fat man, and made a gesture of invitation very gentlemanly.

This bastard, am I the first to get shot when I go off fire?The fat man gave him a hard look, and the first thing he did when he walked down the gangway was to raise his hands and shout, don't shoot, I'm one of his own!

Everyone who filed out did not expect that the team leader would be so timid after hearing Chu Yan's words, but he shouted with confidence, as if a superior officer was lecturing, and the contrast made everyone including Yu Meixin They were all in the same mood. Du Yunmiao, who was walking in the second place, also raised his hands. Everyone couldn't laugh or cry, and followed suit.

The last one to come out, Xiong Baiyuan, was the most nonsense. He even copied what the fat man said, but his voice was ten times louder. On a sunny day, everyone’s eardrums were buzzing. He couldn't help but rolled his eyes back.

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Do you want to leave the mission so soon?I haven't even brushed my teeth, and I haven't changed a pair of underwear!

This was the first thought that came to Fatty's mind after listening to the order of Major Lena, the commander of the Fifth Special Operations Squad.

However, this Major Lina's figure is quite attractive, but the face without rouge and gouache has been exposed to wind and rain for a long time, and the seven points of beauty have become tempered by vicissitudes of life, plus the remaining three points of indifference, the fat man cried out in his heart It's a pity The pair of D-cups, the baby that should be held in the palm of the hand by a man who knows how to appreciate it, is now blocked by the field military uniform for most of the scenery. Opportunity to appreciate the seductive deep groove that is inch long.

Major Lina obviously noticed the bad gaze of the second lieutenant leader, and snorted coldly, "Pulao star's mermaid has bigger breasts than mine. If you catch one, you can see it to your fullest."

The overwhelmed fat man scratched his head and coughed, took over the terminal optical shaft that had downloaded the mission briefing, squeezed out a dry smile of seeing you back, and rolled out of the temporary command post in a panic.

Should I be so direct? Women are not women anymore when they are on the battlefield. Fatty was greatly frustrated by Lina's tough answer, but then he thought of one thing. I judged that it was a d, not a c or an e, but a genuine original d. Could it be the ghost that got into my head at some time?

After discovering that the dream was real, Xiang Yu locked himself in the rest cabin and pondered over a dozen federal standards. He came to the conclusion that he had been entered by a ghost, and he was still a very powerful ghost!

Ever since the sisters Yun and Wei jumped out of the chip, the fat man fell into a corner of his own head, a rented apartment, and couldn't turn it out. Yun came and went, Wei came and went, and this time he popped up A ghost of the empire will leave without knowing when, this hits the little bully of Chunfeng Street who has always boasted that I am the master of my territory. Such a sentence came over.

In the rest cabin, he also tried to actively contact the ghost living in the body like establishing communication with Wei. For example, he could ask you where the old man is sacred, how long does he live, when did he come, and how long will he live? Elm Pimple is not a luxury cottage facing the sea and spring flowers blooming. My subordinates are monsters, evil, yin, murder, and silly all kinds of exotic styles. Would you like to try another place?

However, he almost tortured himself insane after talking to himself repeatedly, there was still nothing in his heart, and the fat man could only let it go, at least he fell asleep and had a guard standing guard, which was not particularly unacceptable.

Now that Major Lina is the original D at a glance, the fat man has another insight: this tall man must have been a veteran of flowers in his lifetime!

It's a pity that His Majesty the Emperor of the Empire couldn't activate Xiang Yumoto when he was conscious, but just merged with it secretly. If he heard that his reincarnated body actually evaluated himself like this, I'm afraid he would laugh and be angry, and yell "Hua your sister, widow" The size of the harem is as large as a cloud, how can you not recognize a small d?

After thinking wildly, Fatty came to the members of his team and pulled the task optical axis away. A map flashed on the light film as thin as a cicada's wing, and a cursor kept flickering among them.

Everyone didn't know the meaning of Fatty's move, only Chu Yan shook his head and remained silent.

"Why are you staring blankly? I don't think I'm free when the mission comes. Major D said that we have to take back all the strategic materials from this location right now. Our transport convoy was attacked by vagrants here earlier. It's over, I guess it can last for a few 10 minutes, let's start work without further ado."

After speaking, the fat man turned to look at Yu Meixin who was silent at the side, "You and the starship have been requisitioned, don't think about leaving in a short time."

Yu Meixin nodded expressionlessly.

The scene of the girl biting the gun barrel with saliva and tears flying together appeared in the fat man's mind again, and suddenly he became narrow-minded, thinking that this girl is good at killing people, and she is also good at flying airplanes, but I don't know if she is good at masturbating...

Holding the two Benham bullets in his pocket, which represent two chances, the fat man recalled the specific spoken language that was extremely popular in the ancient earth era, and for a while he forgot about the task he was about to face.

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ps: Come back at [-]:[-] pm, although the [-]D is updated as usual, the last update may be sent later.I can't wait to read the book reviews and make complaints about it. The fat man's thick skin is also original.