Fake Mechanic

() It seems that this life is destined to conflict with the bathroom. Every time what happens in the bathroom, even if it is as glamorous as a love action movie, it will turn into a horror movie in an instant. Looking at Charlotte who is still unconscious, the fat man is crying and going up Pat her face, "Hey, hey, wake up!"

Charlotte didn't respond.

The fatty felt relieved when he probed his hand under his nose, but the skin was icy cold when his fingertips touched his skin. It's not right to be so naked.

While there is no one outside, it is king to go to the bathroom again and get my clothes back, especially this girl's clothes don't know where she took them off.The spring was too bright before, and the fat man had no time to see where Charlotte had taken off her men's jumper.

As soon as the door was opened, the fat man froze.

A person was passing by the door, and he just turned his head when he heard the sound of the hatch opening.

Through a door, the whole body of the naked fat man fell into Yu Meixin's eyes.

The fat man whose facial features were fixed in an instant looked at the face that was gradually turning red one meter away, stretched out his hand without saying a word, and directly pulled Yu Meixin in, covered her mouth, and asked viciously, "Is there anything on the boat?" Who? Aren't you resting in a temporary camp?"

A hint of embarrassment flashed across Yu Meixin's face, but when she accidentally caught a glimpse of a naked female body in the sleeping box beside her, with blond hair, she immediately became even more angry, raised her knees, and slammed!

Caught off guard, the fat man wailed, and bent down like a prawn covering the baby.

"You pervert, just play with this little prostitute, why do you want to drag me in?"

Yu Meixin scolded, and glanced at Charlotte again, a trace of doubt flashed across his face, "What did you do to her?"

The fat man with his face flushed red and blue veins bursting out was arched, he covered his lower body with one hand, and raised the other hand in the air. He tapped his index finger a few times, but he couldn't say a word.

The aftertaste of the severe pain was still there, and it gradually subsided after a long while. The fat man gasped like a constipated person finally opened the gate. He looked at Yu Meixin with a complicated expression, and the breathlessness in his heart finally broke out.

"Your sister, give me a shot if you don't know anything. If you break it, can you afford it? If I want to play, I will open the door for you to see? Think about it with your brain, this guy fainted in the shower, I can only hug her, understand?!"

The barrage of rhetorical questions made Yu Meixin feel that he was indeed a little impulsive. After thinking about what the fat man said, it made sense, but when he saw the thing in the fat man's lower body, he somehow recalled the thing he forced to swallow the gun into his throat. Situation, the mind was twisted and the gun barrel was replaced by the giant in front of him, and the apology was replaced by anger again.

"Didn't you say it earlier? Cover my mouth and I thought..."

"Hey, I'm going, you're right, did you give me a chance to say it? What do you think, that I'm going to drag you in for a threesome? I've already figured out that you're going to pass outside, so you took off your clothes and waited for your partner Isn't it right?" The more the fat man talked, the more angry he became, the women around him were all either bastards or disasters, the poor little brother didn't eat the meat and got kicked.

Seeing that Yu Meixin's face was still stubborn and without guilt, he gritted his teeth and said, "Don't forget that I can ask you to do two things, believe it or not, I will let you take off your clothes and sleep with me right now?"

Yu Meixin trembled, her complexion finally changed, she bit her lower lip tightly and didn't know what she was thinking, some watery eyes appeared in her eyes, she raised her head as if she had made up her mind, and asked bitterly, "Are you sure?" If so, fine!"

As he said that, he actually went to take off his clothes.

The fat man was about to go crazy, and cursed, "You women can't understand the words or something, is that what I fucking mean?"

A sense of boredom arose, and the fat man brushed away Yu's brows, and he didn't care if he would bump into someone from the Deep Blue team in the aisle outside, so he walked naked and carefree, strode straight towards the bathroom cabin, and walked straight to the bathroom. He was still muttering, "It's unreasonable, it's unreasonable, my brain is growing and my chest is on my chest, I'm crazy!"

He went to the bathroom to get his own clothes, and picked up Charlotte's at the door. He didn't bother to wear them anymore, and opened the cabin door naked as before, and walked towards his rest cabin.

A figure appeared from the end of the corridor close to the cockpit. An impatient Xiong Baiyuan appeared at the corner. When he looked up, he saw the team leader walking vigorously like a ruffian walking on the street. He opened his mouth wide enough to fit a fist, and he didn't know what to say for a long while.

The fat man also saw the big bear, and immediately roared, "Look at that, get lost! Get lost as far as you can!"

Holding a bunch of weapons from the homeless people, the semi-petrified Xiong Baiyuan moved his lips a few times, as if he wanted to explain a few words, but he was completely shocked by Xiang Yu's sudden ferocity, obediently bowed his head, and turned around leave.

After entering his rest cabin, the frowning eyebrows were still there. The fat man wanted to say why you didn't leave, but when he saw her, he looked aggrieved by a little woman, and his heart softened for no reason. Throwing the clothes to her, "Put it on for her and see if she's okay, don't talk to me, you only know how to kill people and don't know how to save people."

The fat man turned around and went out of the rest cabin with his clothes in his arms. He put on his clothes and pants in the aisle, then found out a cigarette and lit a cigarette. After taking a few puffs, he felt better.

It didn't take long before the frowning came out, and seeing the fat man leaning against the passageway, swallowing clouds with an unhappy expression on his face, he paused and explained in a low voice, "She should be fine, but it's better to send her to the camp to see a military doctor. I... ...I was pulled over by your team members and told me to deal with those weapons as soon as possible, so..."

The fat man took out the shampoo foam that hadn't been washed off in his ears, and the creaking sound in his ear canals made him feel bored again after he had finally calmed down.

"Listen well, your life is mine until you do the two things for me. If you feel wronged, just get out of this wrecked boat and try to kill me with your life."

The fat man glanced at Charlotte in the cabin, and continued to say with a gloomy face, "They are my team members and my partners, but you are not, before you win my trust and respect, you are just for future The killer who lives like a normal person and works for me, remember! No matter what the situation is, if you attack me again, I will kill you with my own hands and send your head to that idiot Bai Jitong!"

After speaking, the fat man walked in and picked up Charlotte, without even looking at Yu Meixin, he walked directly to the medical room in the camp.

When the figure of the fat man disappeared at the corner of the passage, Yu, who had been staring at the non-slip metal grid on the ground in a daze, moved his mouth, but didn't make any sound, and a drop of crystal tears that hadn't been shed for many years fell on the ground first. , passing through a grid, disappears.

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Da Xiong was a little at a loss under the spaceship with dozens of guns in his arms.

Originally, I wanted to take these things with Chu Yan to find Chu Yan’s so-called acquaintances and exchange them for hard currency. After boarding the boat and waiting for a long time, I didn’t see Chu Yan. Instead, I was inexplicably scolded by the fat man for looking for Yu Meixin. He carried Charlotte down the gangway again, and he became even more confused.

Seeing that a strong man was there, the fat man pouted, "Put down that pile of junk, and send her to the medical officer first."

Da Xiong put down the things in his hand and asked, "Isn't she a military doctor herself? Just wake her up."

The fat man directly kicked the brat who didn't have enough brains, "Don't be wordy, everything is not going well for me today, don't force me to take my anger out on you."

Xiong Baiyuan was the one who admired Fatty the most in the deep blue team. He was not angry but happy when he got kicked in the butt. He smirked and ran fast with Charlotte in his arms. The team leader asked me to hug a woman. This is a blessing. Big Bear understands.

Chu Yan walked over with a toothpick in his mouth. Seeing Xiong Baiyuan running out with his arms around Charlotte, he asked the fat man in confusion, "What is he doing?"

The fat man casually threw a cigarette to him, and asked without answering, "Are you going to sell guns?"

Chu Yan lit a cigarette skillfully and blew out a smoke ring, then nodded slightly, "I made an aboriginal friend here before, so I have some connections. Why, are you interested in going together?"

The fat man shrugged, "I'm in a bad mood, going out for a walk is a way to relax."

Chu Yan pointed at the starship readily, "It's faster to take this one."

Fatty found that as long as Chu Yan speaks well, his evil spirit will turn into an inexplicable affinity. Seeing that his attitude towards himself has changed a lot after the battle with the transport convoy, he knows that it is the effect of his fist being big enough. Smile, it really is easy for men to deal with men.

He pointed to the very eye-catching Federation logo on the starship, the four-winged eagle symbol representing justice, strength, courage and freedom, "Don't you think it's a bit high-profile to drive this to sell garbage? Don't be afraid that Major Lena will say that we general party assets for private use?"

Chu Yan gave a rare smile, and his evil face suddenly became more vivid, "High-profile is capital, and it is also a warning in many cases! Besides, Major Lina can't control me, and the team leader is responsible for being scolded."

Seeing that Chu Yan finally confessed his identity as the team leader, the fat man laughed, "I hope your friend also likes to drink."

Chu Yan's eyes lit up, and his affection for the fat man rose again, "I'll give you a free piece of advice, don't drink mermaid wine."

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Chu Yan's friend turned out to be a murloc. This little discovery surprised Fatty.

The starship galloped [-] kilometers toward the hinterland behind the battle line and arrived at a small seaside town.The unique smell of Pu Lao star in the air is more intense, it is a slightly pungent smell, but after getting used to it, you can feel a faint sweetness, it is the unique smell emitted by the dried songling algae. Breathe.

Seen from mid-air, the small town is only a few miles around, and it feels like a fishing village. Chu Yan actually knows friends here, which makes Xiang Yu very curious. what?

I heard from Chu Yan that the half-fish man is called Luo Jia, and he is the owner of the only tavern in the town.

There are almost no people in the town. According to Chu Yan’s explanation, everyone is working in the sea. When he watched a half-murloc boy with three to five fleshy gill wings behind his ears pass by him, his expression was calm, like a federal human. In their eyes, they can be seen everywhere like songling algae in the sea, and the fat man couldn't help asking, "It seems that the Federation's security policy here is not bad, at least I don't have to worry about someone stabbing me in the back and yelling at the Federation people to get out. slogan."

Chu Yan smiled, took a deep breath of the seaside wind, spread out his hands very comfortably and said, "You have caught up with the good times. I heard that the Federation conquered this planet more than ten years ago. Time is like running water, even bloody knives can be washed clean."

A few half-mermaid teenagers with naked upper body and light green smooth skin were walking next to the last Yu Meixin, holding a lot of weapons, talking to her in the half-baked Federal language, even though they were still chattering. He spoke a few words in the local language, but the fat man still understood, those teenagers were not interested in guns, but the frowning heart of a young daughter-in-law who worked hard after being scolded by him.

"It's rare for these local brats to think that federal women are beautiful." The fat man deliberately raised his voice a few times, seeming to say to Chu Yan, but in fact he was trying to appease the pitiful Yu Meixin.

Chu Yan seemed to have guessed a little bit, and didn't respond, but after Yu Meixin heard the fat man's seemingly unintentional praise, his steps were obviously a little brisk.

Alas, woman... The young and mature fat man sighed.

After partially merging a certain group of powerful soul ideas in his heart, he can play this trick casually even more easily. It is not an exaggeration. His Majesty the previous emperor had to deal with [-] harem beauties of various sizes. joke.

"You should take a look at the local beauties who are called the flowers of the town. Maybe it will change your aesthetic concept."

Chu Yan pointed to a building not far away that covered the entire outer wall and roof with shellfish shells, "That's Luo Jia's tavern."

The two suns of Pulao Star, one far away and the other near, reflected the building in colorful colors, and the colorful lights of countless shells almost formed a rainbow light.

"It's easy to recognize," the fat man said with a smile. What he didn't say in his heart is that it's a pity that the architect's design skills are too poor. Not only the tavern in Luojia, but the houses in the whole town are short, flat and round. It looks like big ugly shells drying in twos and threes on this seashore.

Before entering the tavern, Chu Yan turned back and warned, "Don't drink mermaid wine."

The fat man was full of suspicion, could it be poisonous? Chu Yan's tone as if he was facing an enemy made him very curious. Since it is called wine, it is something that can be drunk. .”

A narrow look flashed across the corner of Chu Yan's mouth, and with the expression that I reminded you anyway, he turned and entered the tavern.

Luo Jia is a half-old murloc. Although he has no beard, it can be seen from the wrinkles and folds on his face that his skin has become extremely loose. Even the light green color on his chest has faded to almost white. The fresh green color of the young half-murloc seen on the road is completely different.

What's even more ridiculous was that Loga was actually wearing a federal officer's jacket. Although the clothes were so old that they were almost shabby, and even the metal buttons were missing so that they couldn't be fully fastened, he was still reluctant to change it.

Seeing Chu Yan, Luo Jia looked surprised, and the two embraced enthusiastically. Seeing that the way of greeting here has been assimilated by the Federation, the fat man is finally relieved. The Federation has used Pulao Star as the rear for attacking the remaining two planets for many years Come and work hard, the effect is obvious.

Although he was not so enthusiastic about the fat man, Luo Jia's attitude was considered polite. When he saw the big and small guns in Yu Meixin's arms, Luo Jia's big mouth almost reached the cheek lobe next to the ear, and Amy Dog Amy Dog He kept screaming, and slapped Chu Yan's shoulder fiercely.

Seeing that the fat man was puzzled, Chu Yan said with a wry smile, "Amy Gou means good brother and good friend in Pu Lao Xingyu."

Let me go, the fat man is covered in cold sweat. In many places, Mimi still means money. Is the old man turning a corner to hurt Chu Yan as a money-loving dog?

Seeing Luo Jia began to skillfully check the integrity of the firearms, he looked like a firearms expert, and the fat man looked around boredly. Home, but Luojia's room is more deserted than the old man's room, and there is no one except himself and these three guests.

Chu Yan leaned on the stage and sighed, "Luo Jia opened the wine according to my suggestion. It is a new thing. Now most of the people in the town are working in the sea. It is normal that you can't see people. When the sun goes down, the place is lively Gotta scare you to death."

Luo Jia quickly checked all the weapons, said another word of "Amy Dog", and then took out a stack of things from the counter and stuffed them in Chu Yan's hands. The fat man's eyes were sharp, and he saw that it was a thick stack of money.

Chu Yan shook his head, "I don't want credit coupons this time, just ask your people to give me beads of the same value."

Luo Jia was taken aback for a moment, and immediately stretched out his hands to make a gesture, and babbled a lot in Pulao Xingyu.

Only then did the fat man realize that the murloc only has eight fingers, and there are thin webbed membranes between them, "What does it mean he keeps waving his hands?"

Chu Yan smiled bitterly again, "Luo Jia said that it is difficult to pick beads recently, and asked me to discount the price of the gun by [-]%."

The fat man was stunned, "His eight fingers are [-]% off, I'll go, if the murlocs are born with four fingers, you will die."

"Luo Jia is a natural businessman, but his beads are hard currency, and taking the Federation's credit coupons is nothing more than his usual feint. I never use these waste papers in transactions with him. As long as the war is a little more intense, these The things printed by the Ministry of Finance will not be used in Yazixing at all."

"Ya Zixing, do you still want to go there?" the fat man asked back.

Chu Yan spread his hands and smiled mysteriously, "Who can say for sure, even if you are prepared."

After the deal was settled, Luo Jia brought the wine very readily. It was very light wine. Although it looked green and beautiful, it had almost no alcohol taste. The fat man said with a bitter face that if this kind of wine was brought out to entertain guests Dongdijing will be closed in three days, Chu Yan murmured to Luo Jia and said, "When the sun goes down, it will be time for the regular wine, Luo Jia said that you should not be anxious."

Yu Meixin really likes this kind of light wine called Gelinglei. After drinking a few sips in a row, he even took up the cup and drank it up. There was a little more relief in his eyes. Chu Yan saw it in his eyes, and there was a mysterious look at the corner of his mouth. smile.

When the sun fell into the sea, as Chu Yan said, there were more people in the wine immediately. To the fat man's surprise, many of them were female and half murlocs, and the gills behind the ears of female mermaids were even smaller and more hidden. , looks almost human-like.

And what made the fat man's eyeballs almost fall out was that all the female murlocs had their upper body naked, and their female features were exposed like this.

For a while, the waves were turbulent, and the fat man was completely knocked out.

What happened today, my little brother got kicked for the first time, could it be a lucky day?

Charlotte showed me naked before, and Yu Meixin was going to show me stripped naked, but the mermaids in front of me simply didn't wear them.

He slapped Chu Yan's shoulder with a slap, and said something seriously with a thumbs up.

"Sure enough, it's Amy Dog!"

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ps: I would like to dedicate this chapter to a die-hard book friend who celebrated his birthday today! happy birthday, amigo! (Amy Dog means friend in Spanish, not high-end black)