Fake Mechanic

It is already a tragedy if you don’t look like a woman from the back. If you look at it from the front, it’s a tragedy, then you can only use the fat man’s evaluation at this time to describe: God must have been scooping up rice when he created you, but he accidentally gave the rice bucket to you. kicked down. -"

Huge is no longer enough to describe this woman. What is even more exaggerated is that she is covered by a huge military uniform jacket from the shoulders down. It is not so much a jacket as it is a dark green robe that looks a bit like a military uniform. It covers everything from the toes, like a big drum.The material of the clothes already looks extremely heavy, and there are shiny metal ornaments sewn on the shoulders and chest. It feels like this outfit weighs at least seventy to eighty catties, and the shoulders feel sore at a glance.

The corners of the fat man's eyes twitched slightly, and a cartoon from the era of the ancient earth flashed in his mind, and he couldn't help secretly admiring: "Sister, are you sure you didn't come out wearing a holy clothes?"

He couldn't see the other party's body and limbs, and even his face was blocked by a strange-looking helmet. Xiang Yu knew it was a woman purely because she recalled the voice she had spoken to the shop owner just now, or more precisely, it should be a female man.

"I bet she wouldn't weigh much less than me even if she took off that dress."

Xiang Yu turned his head slightly, and whispered a joke to Yiguang and Charlotte.

I have seen a lot of strange clothes on Fengdu Star when I wandered along this way. This is the first time I have seen this kind of people who cover themselves tightly. Seeing the line of neck that is faintly exposed under the helmet, the fat man is even more sure of his decision. This woman The man's neck is definitely connected to his chin, and the circumference of his neck is almost comparable to Yi Guang's slender waist.

Charlotte replied in a low voice, "Don't talk nonsense, be careful that she hears."

Yi Guang stared at this person curiously, wondering what he was thinking. [

Seeing that the opponent's sleeves were almost hanging down to the ground, and even the bottle of molecular recombination liquid in his hand was squeezed through the clothes, Xiang Yu clicked his tongue, blocking everything that could not be exposed. She looks so unconfident.

It's a pity that Charlotte's words were a step late. Even though Xiang Yu lowered his voice, the other party still heard him, and turned his body towards Yu slightly, "You are beautiful, but your words are stinky. It looks like cheating and tricks, relying on cleverness." A man who is a bastard and does not seek to make progress."

"..."

Xiang Yu obviously didn't expect to be overheard by the other party when he casually said a joke about a fat man's nature, and he was so rude to throw a long list of bad reviews about personality and three views, and he was stunned and didn't say anything. Charlotte next to him couldn't help but burst out laughing.

Glancing at Xiang Yu who was looking at him with a displeased face, Charlotte poked her neck and asked, "What's the matter, it's very vivid, isn't that what you used to do?"

Xiang Yu glared at Charlotte with the look of asking you to settle accounts later, and then yelled at the helmeted woman by the counter, "I'm concerned about your emotions anyway, I use my teammates to chat privately, you can't afford to be so high-end and elegant the horn?"

As he spoke, he raised his hand and waved it around, pointing at the entire pharmacy and said, "What do you want other friends in the pharmacy to think of me?"

The nearly [-]-square-meter pharmacy was quiet.

The store owner who just came out from the back of the pharmacy with a large jar of new medicine didn't know what happened, and was a little dazed.

"This is public slander, slander, do you understand?"

Xiang Yu said one sentence after another without stopping.

"Do you think you can shame others because you don't show your face? Isn't it too much for everyone to criticize?"

"Look, look, even the little brother beside you shook his head."

As he spoke, Xiang Yu pointed to the side of the helmeted female man.

There are only five people in the pharmacy except the fat man, there are three people at the door, and the shop owner and the helmeted woman are in front of and behind the counter. [

But almost everyone's eyes were on the fat man's finger, and the shop owner stretched his neck and stood on tiptoe to take a look, fearing that the counter would block his view.

The helmet girl couldn't help but glanced to the side.

Nothing at all……

Knowing what the fat man was doing from the beginning, Yi Guang finally couldn't help but chuckle, while the wretched fat man crossed his hands in front of his chest, with a proud expression of not believing you were not fooled, the helmet girl turned her head slowly, He said word by word, "How dare you play tricks on me?"

Although I couldn't see the expression, there was a chill in every word.

It's just that Fatty's acting was too vivid, especially the expression management at the end was very good, as if there was really an old-fashioned kid shaking his head and sighing there, so the helmet girl glanced consciously and fell for Fatty's tricks.

Xiang Yu laughed noncommittally, "It's even now."

"Let's go." He said to the girls around him, turned around and walked out the door.

For this kind of person who thinks he knows people very well when he speaks, and speaks up to the root, hurting others to the bone, Xiang Yu is not interested in scolding at all. Since you said that I am not seeking to improve myself and being clever, then I will follow your instructions. In other words, I just want to play tricks on you with your cleverness. Now that the goal has been achieved, naturally there is only one person left, and the serious business of buying a gun has not yet been done.

"Want to go?"

Cold and slightly dull words popped out of the helmet, Xiang Yugang wanted to turn around and sneer at him, why would he treat you to dinner if he didn't leave, when he caught a glimpse of something coming straight towards his door with the sound of the wind out of the corner of his eye.

It was the small jar of molecular recombination liquid in the hands of the green-robed woman.

Xiang Yu caught it, but as soon as his fingertips touched the bottle of molecular liquid, he felt an implosion force hit him, the entire glass jar exploded, and the molecular reorganization liquid splashed all over his body.

"This is what happens when you talk too much."

Seeing the messy appearance of the fat man's whole chest, the helmeted woman sneered and sneered.

Xiang Yu's face finally turned ugly. Seeing that the other party casually threw an imperial gold coin to the shop owner as compensation, he even snatched another bigger can of molecular recombination liquid from the stunned boss's hand, as if he was ready for a second shot at any time. He was even more furious.

"The most important thing for me when I come out to hang out is face. It's fine to hurt me in front of my woman, but still do it? Are you in the metamorphosis period, endocrine disorder!"

Hunfeng Street's wretched nature of more than ten years came up, and Xiang Yu, who was wet in public, instantly blew his hair.

Unexpectedly, these words just hit the sore spot in the other party's heart, the helmeted woman shook her body slightly, and threw the second tank of molecular liquid from her hand, this time more than several times faster than before, as if she was determined to Throw the fat man on his back!

Yi Guang and Charlotte glanced at each other. Obviously, the three words "my woman" made them very satisfied, and they took a few steps back with a tacit understanding.Xiang Yudu said so, if you still stop him from doing anything, you will be stupid.

In order not to injure the three women behind him, the fat man cut off the water jar that was shot by the electric shock, and the power sealed by Qianling arrived at the moment before his fingertips touched the wall of the bottle, directly hiding the other party in the molecule The weird implosion force in the recombination liquid was completely eliminated.Taking advantage of the small jar turning around in his hand, the fat man flipped his wrist and easily threw the reconstitution liquid into Charlotte's hand.

This chick has nothing to do recently, so giving her a bottle of samples is just for fun.

Thinking about this, Xiang Yu didn't stay idle, "Boss, this bottle will be credited to her account."

As if to show the shop owner who the "she" he was talking about was, the fat man bent his fingers slightly and directly attacked the opponent's helmet.