Fake Mechanic

This bitch used to show people the image without the bottom, and she was deliberately misleading herself!

After a startling glance, the woman's figure disappeared again, and she sank straight into the deep sea like a veil. The fat man hugged Yi Guang cursingly and began to swim towards the coast. The more he thought about it, the more depressed he became. In front of Pu Lao, he is simply a brat with no hair.

As soon as his head came out of the water, he saw Yu Meixin stepping over the water with Yiguang's clothes on his hands. The fat man in a bad mood angrily handed over the beautiful woman in his arms to Yu Meixin, while he walked onto the beach indifferently. He yelled at Shenlan and the others, "Give me some clothes, haven't you seen enough?"

Regarding the unsightly nude picture of Fatty, everyone saw his "change" at the moment, and couldn't help laughing. Xiong Baiyuan was kicked by Tie Xinyi, who simply turned his head away, and muttered to Du Yunmiao and others while walking, "I said the boss did that, but you still don't believe me."

Chu Yan glanced at him, and said with a sneer, "It's not bad if you have the ability to hold back in the water for seven or eight minutes, and you still have the mind to do that?"

Xiong Baiyuan was taken aback, his lips moved and he went in without saying anything, and quickly took a suit of clothes and handed them to the fat man, his eyes were so honest that he didn't dare to look at Yiguang's body, and his eyes were a little evasive when he looked at the fat man , I'm afraid I can't help but laugh out loud.

The fat man was annoyed, he didn't notice Xiong Baiyuan's weirdness, so he picked up his trousers and put them on his legs, and when he was halfway through, he let out a wail.

"your sister……"

After staying for a second or two, he yelled at the sea, "Pulao, you bastard, I wrote down this account for you!"

The members of the deep blue team finally laughed out loud, and even Yu Meixin, who was dressing Yi Guang with his back to Fatty and Big Bear, blushed, and the corners of his mouth curled up.

He, the fat man, finally discovered his "abnormality". In the primitive ocean created by Pu Lao, not only his clothes, shoes and socks were dissolved, but even every hair on his body was not spared.Now Xiang Yu is fat and white like a big white pig that has just shed its hair. His hair, eyebrows and even his lower body are clean, which is cleaner than any hair remover.

Fatty yelled at the dark blue crowd, "Smile, laugh again, and shave your head to accompany me!"

This time, no one listened to the team leader's order, still leaning forward and backward with laughter, Tie Xinyi even took the lead to make a grimace at the fat man who was wearing a pair of trousers and pointing at him, sticking out his pink tongue.

This is Shen Lan, as long as his partner is out of danger, no matter how embarrassed he is, what greets him is laughter and relief.

……

Sitting in the room staring blankly at the face in the mirror that was as smooth as an egg that had been peeled off its shell, the fat man would sigh every few seconds, and turn his head from time to time to take a look at Yi Guang who was still awake on the bed. There are a lot of questions to ask her, but when she sees the weird monk's head in the mirror, she loses any mood.

Yu Meixin couldn't help it, "If you don't mind, I can draw your eyebrows for you. You know my disguise skills are not bad."

The fat man pointed at his bald head with a bitter face, "What about this one? Can you draw for me too?"

Yu Meixin chuckled, "I'll just make you a wig, and it's not too difficult."

Tie Xinyi poked her head in from the door, looked at the fat man and said with a smile, "Why are you sighing, at least I think you are all very funny, especially you."

Fatty was still in the mood to joke, although a small part of it was because he didn't grow any grass on his body, but it was more because of the two conditions that Pu Lao made with him.If the anger of the Night Fiend clan cannot be appeased, it will not only be unlucky for the entire human world, but it is also impossible for him to take Dark Blue to a corner, and finally gather some friends around him. It is impossible for him to give up if he says so.

After thinking for a long time, he still decided not to tell these guys the prophecy of Pu Lao, after all, no one wants to have a sword of Damocles hanging on their head that may fall at any time.On the table in front of you are seven dragon soul blood crystals. After leaving the primordial ocean, the soft luster on these stones has disappeared again. They look like ordinary pieces of colored glass. No one will know how rare these stones are unless you tell them. .

It seems that Ruoxue doesn't know the origin of the soul blood crystal, otherwise she would have told herself that the beast soul stone... Although Ruoxue's name is not an exaggeration, but if this beast becomes an ancient dragon known as the dragon Star beast, the grade has been raised by more than ten floors.Pu Lao is still right about this point, only by going to Bai Lingxing can he find clues to the Nie Shuang clan.

Thinking of how Ye Fiend and Nie Shuang's confrontation between the two star beasts actually destroyed the entire galaxy, even if the Ye Fiend clan no longer has the former leader, and their strength drops, they will just shoot themselves to death. This guy Tie Jintai actually went to touch the dragon clan's ass God knows how he stole the two young cockroaches, and my uncle from the previous life actually turned around and cleaned the floor and wiped his ass for this guy... [

Fatty sighed again, walked up to Yi Guang and muttered to himself, "Why are you still awake, don't tell me you have to kiss you, aunt, before you open your eyes?"

Yu Meixin on the side didn't know what he was muttering, but the sad and affectionate appearance of the fat man made her misunderstand, and she felt a little envious of Yi Guang in her heart.

The fat man looked up and down several times, and suddenly felt something was wrong.

Why is Yiguang's figure better than before?

The originally slightly thin and skinny body seems plump now?

He stared at Yi Guang who was lying motionless like a sleeping beauty, and moved his face closer, and immediately affirmed his judgment: even if he was lying flat, Yi Guang's chest still protruded in the shape of a seductive jade bowl, unexpectedly The loose gauze dress made it look a size smaller, and even the crotch seemed to be much rounder than before. The soft gauze skirt outlined a very ecstatic waist and hip curve, and the thighs were tightly closed. He didn't stay, and the fat man suddenly swallowed his saliva.

The light in the room was not strong, and Yi Guang's hair was like a cloud of ink covering the sides of his snow-white face, and his small lips were still light purple. The fat man saw a lock of hair hanging around his purple lips, and habitually He raised his hand to brush it away.

As soon as the fingertips touched that porcelain-like jade cheek, Yi Guang's eyes suddenly opened, which startled the fat man, and his hands hung a few centimeters from her face, wondering whether he should continue the unfinished movement.

Yi Guang, who was full of strange and sharp eyes, no longer had the calm smile of the past. He straightened up and sat up, waving his slender hands without thinking.

With a crisp snap, the fat man was slapped.

The fat man, who was completely stunned by this blow, covered his face, his eyes were nothing but disbelief.

"What do you want to do?!" Yi Guang raised his head and chest, beautifully standing on end, and asked crisply. Following this movement, the silky hair at the corner of his mouth drooped down.

Now even the only evidence disappeared, the fat man saw her accusing expression as if he was about to take advantage of her deep sleep, his cheeks twitched twice, and he murmured, "You really don't know me, do you?"

Yi Guang snorted coldly, straightened his somewhat tight chest, and asked, "So what's the matter with knowing you, I would rather not know you, a lowly human being like you who takes advantage of others' unpreparedness."

The fat man felt his teeth were being gritted, and he turned away without saying a word after a long time.

After rushing to the Crescent Bay, he yelled towards the sea, "Pulao, you bastard, it's fine if you call me aunt, what's the point of sending me a Miejue Shitai?"

Eighteen thousand pores all over his body were on fire. Yi Guang when we first met in the previous life was like a cold jade beauty who needed to be cared for and warmed up. It took me a long time to break into her heart and transform her from a cold and proud fairy who does not eat the fireworks of the world into a beautiful woman. It's like this; it's good now, not to mention completely changed back, more than ten times more ruthless than before, more like a domineering queen with thorns all over her body.

How could a fat man bear the thought of being able to kiss and touch his chest on the beach half an hour ago, and now he was slapped after just touching his cheek.

"Uncle can bear your sister-in-law but can't bear it, your mother has the guts to come out and tell me clearly!"

"Believe it or not, I'll boil this piece of sea dry and grill you into a dragon skewer, bastard!"

After rushing into the sea, letting the sea surface soak up his knees, the fat man hit the water like crazy, cursing all kinds of strange words from his mouth.

Until the scolding was exhausted, the sea was still dark and unresponsive. The crazy and tired fat man walked back to the beach and collapsed on the ground. Looking at the densely packed night stars above his head, he smiled wryly.

Although the upgraded version of Yiguang is hotter and healthier than before, he has completely lost that sickly and weak appearance, and even looks seven to eight times similar to the queen when Pu Lao left, but this little temper is also Too... "That's good, we have to start from the beginning again."