Fake Mechanic

When a woman says that I will agree to any conditions, the hidden meaning is understood by any man, especially a woman like Shi Caohuai, who is a confidante and a troublesome woman, said such words to you as an imperial concubine, fat man! My heart beat like a man's.

The rhetorical question was just to calm down the rippling mood.

Shi Caohuai saw that he was not at all puzzled when he heard the word Babuzhong, and he believed in his heart that behind Fatty must be a dragon clan power, but which one of the Babuzhong would he be the clone of? , it definitely can't be Belvois, that "Miss" suddenly disappeared a while ago, and even the familiar aura from before has disappeared. Could it be that she was "recycled"?

Fatty saw that she was still distracted, raised his hand and waved at the door in front of Shi Caohuai, Shi Caohuai then withdrew his wandering thoughts and affirmed his promise again.

"That's right, I promise you anything."

Cao Huai, who was dressed in military uniform, answered in a snappy manner without any shyness, and the fat man suddenly felt a little funny.At a time like this, can't you be a little bit more playful and corrode my not-so-strong heart with a bit of coquettishness and white eyes, and at the same time strengthen my determination to send the hat out?

Seeing the dull expression on Fatty's face, Shi Caohuai was a little puzzled, "You don't think this is enough?"

The fat man flattened his mouth and yawned, "It's very tempting, but I usually don't believe in such a good thing that falls from the sky. Post it. You should find someone else, as for the Babu people, I don’t know what you’re talking about.”

Such a poor cover-up, even Fatty himself felt that it was due to his natural acting skills, but since Shi Caohuai stepped off the spaceship, he reminded himself: Don't trust this woman easily, she is Nie Shuang avatar. [

With preconceived ideas, every word he said was just a gag, and he didn't take it to heart at all.

Shi Caohuai was so angry and funny, he knew about the dragon soul blood crystals and used them to strengthen his body, but he wanted to talk nonsense in front of discerning people, and insisted that he didn't know what eight tribes were. The wretched energy is really not ordinary.

"Well, I know you have a lot of things to ask me in your heart, why don't you change the transaction method, I have a question for you, how about it?"

"It's right here?" The fat man looked around. "As a concubine, the enemy is actually chatting with a federal pilot right now, isn't it afraid that you will flood Tie Qingyao's Hall of Mental Cultivation? "

Shi Caohuai finally smiled, this charming smile made the fat man startled again, thinking that this enchanting concubine is indeed very lethal, if she intends to seduce people, even the iron-clad man will turn into a fingertip Rou, it's a good thing that the young master has been a human being for two lifetimes, and he has hugged more girls than ordinary people have flown on planes, so he can handle it!

Shi Caohuai smiled slightly, and said, "Jie Fengxing doesn't have a moon, so how can Fengyue say it? If this is your first question, I think the answer couldn't be simpler."

Before she finished speaking, she rubbed her body and rushed forward, with her two fingers together like a halberd, she poked at the fat man's eyes like lightning, as if she would flip the table if she didn't speculate.

The fat man frowned, and pinched the slender hands that came from mid-air casually, and just wanted to sneer at you for being too contemptuous of others, but he didn't know that his skin was soft and soft when he touched it, and there was no strength in it Inside, I was shocked and knew that I had been fooled.

Taking advantage of Fatty's grasping of her wrist, Shi Caohuai twisted her body and put her arm behind her back, and pressed it against Fatty's chest. It looked as if she was restrained by the joint technique in military martial arts. fretting.

"I'm going to kill you. If you restrain me, the Hall of Mental Cultivation will not be flooded. You can also find a place you like and have a good chat with me. Is this answer satisfactory?"

"..."

The fat man said thoroughly, this enchanting concubine's scheming is so fast that she never resists, are you thinking that I really dare not swallow you alive or something, throwing yourself into my arms is too standard for you to use, right?

His face twitched twice, the fat man sighed, Shi Caohuai's upturned buttocks were pressing on the key parts of his crotch as if at a distance, the two of them were about the same height, and they showed their full potential in this weird posture where ambiguity was better than life and death. catalytic effect.

People have taken the initiative to deliver it to your door. What else can you do besides sign for it, like it, say thank you, and give it a five-star review?

In the eyes of the pilot of the transport spaceship, which were bigger than a copper bell, the ferocious federal people not only easily defuse the offensive of Her Royal Highness, but also kidnapped the princess in extreme shame. Like carrying a bag of rice, he was dragged into the cockpit of that Dragon Tooth Mech. [

This scene was later narrated by the pilot who returned to the headquarters of the Dragoon Division in a sad and regretful tone, and added a bit of excitement that he wanted to jump off the spaceship to save the princess, and a group of senior officers yelled at the federal people. Aside from the extreme shame, only Tie Xinyi frowned slightly as if distracted, without saying a word.

Of course, this happened after the spaceship turned around and left. At this moment, the fat man is silently driving the Dragon Tooth Mecha, heading towards Paradise Town at a low speed of 30 kilometers per hour. There are two reasons for this unhurriedness. As Shi Caohuai's shield, he naturally needs to worry about threats such as cruise guides or starship main guns. Second, although the dragon tooth mech is equipped with a main shock absorber, it will inevitably bump and bump when traveling at high speed.If the bumps were severe and there was another close contact, the fat man really didn't have the confidence to suppress his brother.

The originally narrow cockpit squeezed two people into it. Although it could accommodate, the 72-hour life-and-death escape suddenly turned into a leisurely stroll on the street, which made it difficult for the fat man to adapt to it for a while. .

Shi Caohuai tilted his head and looked at him with a half-smile, with a charming and charming expression.

The fat man didn't even wear a combat helmet. After setting the autopilot mode, he looked at the woman beside him angrily and said, "You are Tie Qingyao's concubine after all. Do you feel sorry for him?"

Shi Caohuai replied leisurely, "Now I kind of believe what you said. You, a member of the Federation, really don't look like a member of the Federation. If I fall into the hands of other Federation soldiers, with decades of brainwashing of the people by the Federation , Those soldiers are afraid that they all want to share me and eat them, but you don’t, and you speak like an unfeminine sister-in-law who chases after my uncle and is scolded instead, do you think you are a weirdo?”

Xiang Yu was startled and didn't speak for a while.

The speaker is interested in the listener, and Shi Caohuai's impartiality just hit the point. Although she just used a metaphor casually based on her expression, the fat man's hairs stood on end when he heard it, and he forced himself to open his mouth and squeeze out something. A disdainful smiley face.

"It's a joke, why should Tie Qingyao be my big brother? Calling me big brother depends on whether I want to recognize him as a younger brother."

The same is true, the same sounds like a joke.

Shi Caohuai sneered twice, "Your Majesty the Emperor is almost half a hundred years old, but at your weak age, you want an old man to call you brother, isn't he afraid of shortening his life?"

Is it true that women are born to be heirs of the Sichuan opera family, and face-changing is a self-taught thing?The fat man frowned and said, "The front is still His Majesty, but the back is a half-old man. If I were Tie Qingyao, I would have put you in the cold for three years. Is he your man?"

Shi Caohuai didn't answer this time, the cockpit was narrow, she stood with great difficulty, adjusted her posture, but Zhenshou was inadvertently closer to the fat man by three points, exhaled like blue and went straight to his cheek.

"If this is your second question, at least answer my question first."

Fatty was brushed against the cheek by the cool and empty breath, and his nose conveyed a comfortable and enjoyable feedback to his brain, but his tone was even colder and stern, even with some disdain that he didn't even notice.

"Everything is written and acted by you, it has nothing to do with me."

I don't know why the fat man always feels that the woman in front of him married Tie Qingyao is something that makes him very unhappy. Subconsciously, the two villains are struggling with conflicts and making troubles. To wear a cuckold for Tie Qingyao, you must do what you say, but the one shook his head and kept saying no, brothers and wives can't be bullied, it's not surprising that they look beautiful and beautiful, but they are rotten inside, but the other slaps them in an instant, friend Wife is welcome, you know what a fart... In the blink of an eye, the two villains were beating up with smoke and dust, and the fat man couldn't help it anymore, and blurted out two words, "Enough!"

Startled by the fat man's sudden scolding, Shi Caohuai thought that the other party hated him to the extreme, so he looked downcastly and said, "It seems that you still don't believe me."

The fat man was also taken aback by the behavior of his heart, and looked at Shi Caohuai with a complicated expression. After a long time, he sighed and said softly, "You are right, I never believed you from the beginning, no Because of other things, just because you don't belong to this human world at all, but with your strength and background, you lower your figure and make an appearance that you want something from me. It's fine if you are an ordinary person. As for you...you do this , does Nie Shuang know?"

Finally determined not to play charades anymore, the fat man simply pierced the last layer of household papers.

There was not much surprise on Shi Caohuai's face, she had expected that the fat man could guess her identity, but when she heard the other party's affirmation of her conclusion, she felt sour for no reason , the confident and calm smile on his face became a little unnatural.

After a long silence, she slowly replied, "No, she doesn't know, because...she is about to die."