Fake Mechanic

If Fan Xiaoshan was by his side, when he heard Fatty's three-character comment, he would definitely give Fatty a thumbs up and praise him: Junior brother is really not afraid of death, he is really a man among men.

Indeed, those who can tear a woman's clothes and stare at them are rare. They can be considered arrogant, tearing a woman's clothes and staring at them, and then give a conclusion like appraising ancient blue and white porcelain. , can only be described in two words.

"abnormal!"

Shi Caohuai accurately expressed his inner voice, his phoenix eyes were wide open, his brows were raised upright, and he said the two words in a correct, mellow and leisurely manner, which directly hit the fat man's facial muscles twitching a few times, but he still couldn't speak. Come.

A bunch of buttons on the military uniform were undone, and even the underwear was forcibly torn off. Shi Caohuai covered his chest with his hands and closed the open skirt again. Turning into a thousand edges of ice, poking several holes out of the guy in front of him.

However, at this moment, the vision happened again.

Shocked, the power that suppressed the miraculous Nirvana could not help but weaken a bit, and with his perfect body, even Tie Qingyao had no chance to take a look at it, but now he is feasting his eyes on this shameful pervert who has added three levels. At the time of shame, annoyance and hatred, the force of form quietly lying in the bottom of Shi Caohuai's heart jumped up as if hearing some kind of call.

The erotic pictures sent by Xiang Yu in the Magical Nirvana at the headquarters of the Dragon Knight Division, flooded Shi Caohuai's heart like a river bursting its embankment. Zhang is lifelike, and the pictures are lifelike. Among them, there is a live erotic palace, and the protagonist even directly turns into the appearance of two people.

The warm wind blows, the swing vines sway gently, the jade crotch stretches horizontally, the round buttocks send each other away, the man in front of him straightens his waist and stabs, the jade dragon's secret cave is constantly moving back and forth; laughter and panting Daytime prostitution in a private courtyard is exactly what Fatty regards as his lifelong dream. [

A strange feeling traveled all over Shi Caohuai's body in an instant, and he felt that the depths of Taoyuan were crisp and itchy, as if he had been violently pumped for hundreds of rounds, and he couldn't help but let out a gentle sigh in his throat, and his body softened, He even slid half a foot along the bulkhead, and almost fell onto the metal grid.

At this time, looking at her already charming face, it is even more beautiful than peach blossoms, and there are strands of spring that cannot be restrained between her eyebrows and eyes.

The fat man who didn't know what to do saw that the three souls disappeared and the seven souls disappeared, and he murmured to himself, "Don't be so exaggerated, I just touched you and praised you for being beautiful, and you are so excited? I'm purely from an aesthetic point of view. You have called me a pervert, you may not be much better than me now..."

Rao was slanderous, but seeing this rare scene, the fat man couldn't help swallowing again. Thanks to the damage to the t97, the autopilot mode can still be used, otherwise he would definitely be driven to Go to the ditch.

Shi Caohuai leaned against the bulkhead, tried to close his eyes and adjusted his breath for a few seconds, then raised his head fiercely and yelled at Yu.

"What the hell did you do to me!"

Fatty felt aggrieved, and spread his hands to defend, "I just praised you... that's just beautiful, I didn't do anything."

Shi Caohuai wished he could pounce on another piece of meat, "I'm talking about before."

The fat man didn't know what it meant, and replied with a wry smile, "You really don't have a good memory for this kind of thing, hey, that's what you asked me to say, I just touched your chest, it feels soft, to be honest, it takes too long Short I really..."

"That's not it!"

Shi Caohuai was almost going crazy, and under the anger, those erotic paintings swirled in her mind again, almost turning into a real scene again, knowing that she must not be agitated, otherwise she would know herself, so she gritted her teeth and held back for a long time Only then did he try his best to speak in a calm tone, "You released a psychic attack on me at Dragonrider headquarters, don't think I don't know, I'll give you a chance, you take those... things back, and I'll give you the amulet, what? Sample?"

Only then did the fat man suddenly realize, he said with a dry smile, "You finally saw it?"

"..."

For this kind of wretched and extremely shameless thing, Shi Caohuai suddenly felt a sense of despair from the bottom of his heart, and suddenly remembered that he had said just now that there would be a period of opportunity, if the word opportunity refers to the current situation in the mech. With this bad relationship, she almost wanted to die.

Seeing that the other party was silent, his expression alternated with resentment and then Nai, complicated as if he was performing five continuous shots of tragedy and suffering, the fat man glanced at the other party's tattered clothes from the corner of his eyes, his heart softened, and he immediately sighed. [

After standing up from the driver's seat, he began to fiddle with the memory metal ring on his neck. Seeing that he couldn't take it off for a long time, he simply loosened the belt around his waist, intending to take off the strange toga and long sleeves directly from his head. Cover Shi Caohuai's body.

Although the upper body was not wearing any clothes under the clothes, at least the lower body was covered with a pair of military trousers obtained from the logistics quartermaster of Dragonrider Headquarters, so that it would not be exposed.

However, good intentions are often misunderstood. The grandmother who helped the old woman who fell down on the side of the road may have to pay for the medical expenses in turn. His act of untying the belt was seen by Shi Caohuai, and the look of panic in his eyes was even heavier.

"What are you doing?!"

The fat man knew that Lu Chunyang had been bitten by a dog again when he met her eyes. Seeing the look of disdain in Shi Caohuai's eyes, he suddenly felt uneasy. The mood is full of thoughts.Since you don't know good people and good intentions, I will let you know what bad words are.

The fat man growled angrily.

"What the hell, change your clothes to cover you, so you don't always look like a chicken, as if I'm like a weasel."

"Tell you, my wife counts three or five at random. She has long legs, big breasts and upturned buttocks. Don't think that I am interested in you. What do you want to do with you? Even if you are interested in me, you can only be obedient Be a primary six. Damn, women are really troublesome."

The "villain" of Chunfeng street number was like a nagging old woman, and even burst out with foul language, but it was suddenly funny to Shi Caohuai, seeing that he really took off his clothes and handed them to her, I don't even bother to turn my head around, it really means that there are already many grasses in the house, why should I be nostalgic for the flowers on the roadside.

Seeing that there was still blood oozing from the bloody wound on his hand bitten by him, Shi Caohuai's heart softened slightly, and the previous resentment disappeared for a little bit.

But he didn't admit defeat, and replied with a sneer, "I don't think it's pretty."

Hey, you demon concubine is still here... The fat man glanced at Shi Caohuai's chest, and sneered again and again, "I won't say whether she is beautiful or not, but there is one who is older than you, do you want to compare?"

As soon as the words came out, she knew that her ridicule had fallen into the hole dug by the other party's previous praise. Shi Caohuai's face flushed, and Xiang Yu's subsequent teasing made her a little angry again. If it wasn't for her This appearance is really unattractive, she wished she could open the opponent's hand and directly reject the kindness.

One of the two is a descendant of Nie Shuang, and the other is a descendant of Ye Fu, and they really match the story of their predecessors falling in love and killing each other a long time ago. Can't get together.

It's because of your anger that you will sing and I will appear on the stage, but you will turn your long-cherished fate into an evil fate.

Shi Caohuai suppressed her resentment and was about to take over the loose robe when both of them froze suddenly.

A uniform and rapid vibration sound suddenly came from the T97, which was moving slowly at [-] kilometers per hour.

It was as if the road under his feet came alive and was beating rhythmically. Of course, this is just a beautiful metaphor. The fat man reacted faster than Shi Caohuai. Although the hand holding the clothes remained motionless, his eyes instantly projected onto the light screen , press quickly with one hand, intending to call up the rear image.

It's a pity that the t97's auxiliary imaging system has already been destroyed by a heavy punch aimed at the head by the biological mech, and the rear view image can't be displayed on the light screen at all.When the fat man suddenly woke up, he heard the uniform vibration sound coming from the back of the Dragon Tooth Mecha suddenly slowed down, and suddenly thought of something that was impossible to happen.

The pupils of the eyes suddenly tightened, and at the very moment, the five senses were accelerated.

In the slow time frame, Xiang Yu dropped the clothes in his hand, and at the same time that the robe slowly fell to the ground, he had already rushed towards Shi Caohuai.

Seeing Xiang Yu rushing towards him, Shi Caohuai's delicate lips had just opened, and the exclamation that lost its normal rhythm due to the slowing down of time had just started from the vocal cords, Xiang Yu had already approached, and a Putting his arms around her waist, he pressed her head into his arms, curled up his body as hard as he could, and squeezed into the narrowest part of the cockpit of the Longya mech.

Just after he completed this series of actions with his super fast reaction speed, only a second passed, and then the body of the Dragon Tooth Mecha, weighing several tons, flew up obliquely like a kite with a broken string. .

The revived biological mecha approached like a demon god that descended suddenly, and the distance of dozens of meters in the extremely fast sprint was only seven or eight steps away.

With a silent and indifferent punch, he struck Longya's back decisively and viciously.