Fake Mechanic

Although Xiang Yu looked very relaxed in the eyes of Qu Luoshen and the other brats at the moment, he was secretly crying in his heart.

He thought it was just a small job interview, but it turned out to be a grand meeting of officials. Obviously, he still underestimated the "subjective initiative" of Huaijin Academy students' spontaneous organization to watch the fun.

Wei also sighed in his heart, "In the past, if you did too many bad things, there will be retribution. If you want to secretly form a clique under Tie Qingyao's nose, God will not let you do what you want. Now it's worth a thousand or two thousand dollars." No. witness, you can't possibly use Misty Nirvana on everyone present, right? What should we do now?"

Xiang Yu smiled wryly in his heart, "What else can I do, since I can't hide my merit and fame now, I can only compete with Tie Qingyao who has faster hands and feet."

"I hope that your brother in the previous life didn't have such long hands. If the blood-clothed guard doesn't even let go of the ivory tower that competes with the world like Huaijin Academy, I can only say that your luck is really bad."

"This possibility should not be great. If there are blood-clothed guards hiding in the board of directors or teachers of Huaijin Academy, this small half-day should be enough for them to recognize me, and it won't be these gangs who gathered here. For those brats who like to watch the excitement, Huaijin Academy should be completely besieged."

After a few seconds, Wei's voice sounded again, apparently relieved.

"You guessed it right, there is no obvious abnormality outside the four gates of the academy."

Xiang Yu smiled and said to Wei, "He has Zhang Liangji, I have a wall ladder, and I was harassed by the security officer on the Hollywood. I really thought about how to deal with similar things, but I didn't expect It came in handy so quickly.”[

Speaking of the power of the chi beast that had not been used in the body for many days, the color of the long black and blue hair became darker at a speed that was difficult to detect with the naked eye, and it was almost pure black.

"What do you want to do?"

"The essence of Chi Beast's power is external, that's why I can become invisible. Although I can't disappear and become a ghost under the eyes of everyone, I have tried it secretly. As long as I slightly reverse this power, my appearance will gradually change. changes happened."

This change in appearance is also at the expense of physical and mental effort. As long as Xiang Yu is willing, he can even return to the bloated big fat man back then. However, compared to only adjusting the shape of the facial features, changing the entire body is obviously more Even with his current strong mental and physical strength, he can only maintain the change for a few hours.

Now that Qu Luoshen is still by his side, it is impossible for Xiang Yu to change into another face immediately. The power of the Chi Beast reversed is like a drop of water piercing a stone, and it proceeds quietly.

People's eyes are so strange, it's like you haven't seen a friend for a long time, you can see his changes at a glance, and it's clear at a glance whether he is fat or thin compared to before, but if all these are happening quietly in front of your eyes, as long as the speed is enough Slow down, the more you stare at it, the harder it is to find it.

Xiang Yu's idea now is to use this weird "interview" in full view to complete his disguise process in a safer way than it seems arrogant.

There are 2000 people staring at you at the same time, who would have thought that the face of this person under the nose is slowly changing?

When Wei learned about Fatty's wretched thoughts, he couldn't help but sigh in his heart that this guy was so bold and careful that he was almost impossible to guard against.Fatty's use of people's psychological blind spots and blind spots is enough for him to interpret obscenity and shame to an unprecedented height.

"It seems that your application is destined to be a long personal show."

After dropping an exclamation, Wei stopped talking.After trying not to pry into Xiang Yu's mind, she has begun to enjoy being by his side as an ordinary girl, feeling worry, surprise and joy. These complex and humane emotions have also made the black-bellied queen— More like a normal girl.

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The reason why Fatty Shame found out that the power of the Chi Beast has such a magical effect is entirely because he occasionally thought of his senior brother who was so beautiful that even a woman felt ashamed, but now he didn't know where he was. He once adjusted his facial features in front of the mirror, and changed his face according to the appearance of Fan Xiaoshan in his memory. In the end, he really became [-]% like Fan Xiaoshan, and he could completely pretend to be the other's twin brother.

It's just that someone's natural lazy and slippery temperament is too far from the handsome Mr. Fan, otherwise he can pretend to be Fan Xiaoshan and walk in front of others.In his previous life, he had been an emperor who needed to behave elegantly for too many years. In this life, Xiang Yu just wanted to live a relaxed life and live more like himself, so the matter of changing his appearance was "halfway" and he didn't mention it to the girls around him. [

What they like is the obscene sincerity in that big fat man and bloated body back then, so it can be seen that it doesn't really matter whether you look good or not.In the previous life, there was only one true love, Yiguang, but now Yiguang is still there, and there are more Shi Caohuai, Mu Yueshan, and Tian Ruoxue. Thinking of this, Xiang Yu feels very proud, more than proud.

Have no fear of death, come back when all the beauty is gone!

Qu Luoshen on the side didn't know what Xiang Yu was thinking at the moment. Seeing his smiling face and far-sighted eyes, he mistakenly thought that he didn't pay attention to the test in front of him at all. transport."

Xiang Yu turned his head and said, "I've always been very lucky, you want me to lend you some, but this time I have to pay back the principal with interest."

With the same joking tone but a slightly different statement, Qu Luoshen finally covered her mouth and smiled, her clear eyes were full of sincere blessings. Looking at Xiang Yu's back walking toward the center of the gymnasium, she couldn't help thinking: This person is also interesting, I wonder if my Yifei will get along with him?

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When Xiang Yu strolled in the courtyard and finally reached the center of the stadium, there were bursts of shouts and whistles from the stands on both sides. The mathematics students were shouting excitedly, and many people gestured their thumbs to Xiang Yu in the field. Downward gestures of disdain, and restless young birds howling in the crowd - trash get out!we do not need!

The huge projection light screen first displayed the huge characters of Huaijin Academy, and then a group photo of more than 30 people in Zhangzu. Inside, a group of young men and women in academy uniforms stood in a delicate Beside the girl.

Xiang Yu could see clearly that the girl was Pei Hongyu whom Wei had shown him before. Needless to say, this group photo must be a group photo of this year's student union.

When a huge number five appeared on that photo, and it was gradually changing to the number six with a special font deformation effect, the atmosphere in the field immediately reached its first climax!

No one in the field of digital metaphors is clear, Xiang Yu looked at the bottom of his heart and chuckled, "These guys really treat me as a piece of trash like those guys before."

The Huaijin Academy Student Union did not show up. Obviously, there are still many people who have not finished class, otherwise the gymnasium with 500 people must be crowded.Xiang Yu looked around, but couldn't find Pei Hongyu. Needless to say, this little girl must be the kind of good baby who won't skip class. Sitting in the top spot of the student union president, is it a vase?

However, at least one of the group of people on the other side of the indoor court, Xiang Yu, looks familiar.

It was Niu Yonglang, the young master of the Niu family whose nose injury had already healed.When he learned that the new contestant for the physical education teacher turned out to be the long-haired young man who swindled and snatched his pistol yesterday, the young master of the Niu family immediately posted a summoning order on the message board of the school's intranet, which attracted one or two people. Thousands of onlookers.

In front of everyone, let the thorns in his eyes go away, this is Brother Yonglang's plan, looking at the several killers who have been invited by his side, the young master of the Niu family is not worried at all, what he is thinking about is how to tease him In front of him is Yin Tianchou who doesn't know what to do and dares to send him to his door to be the "sixth man".

Seeing that "Yin Tianchou" was already standing on the scrimmage line in the middle of the court, Niu Yonglang winked at the people around him, and six half-aged boys from the management of the student union came out together.

"It's you? You're quite courageous." Niu Yonglang held a wired microphone in his hand, and his voice resounded throughout the audience.After speaking, the noisy gymnasium suddenly became quiet.

Facing this kind of rudimentary taunting technique, Xiang Yu was not moved at all, just smiled, and casually took the microphone from another student.

"You should know the unwritten rules of Huaijin Academy. If you want to be our physical education teacher, you must have at least three skills that are better than ours. Otherwise, everyone will tell you what to do..."

When Niu Yonglang said this, the microphone was extended into the air, and the children in the stands who were already very familiar with this scene understood it, cheered and shouted in unison, and the sound almost knocked over the roof of the entire gymnasium.

"Get out, trash get out!"

Xiang Yu said something into the microphone, but suddenly found that there was no sound, and immediately lowered his head in embarrassment to fiddle with the switch that was already on.

This small move even caused a burst of laughter in the audience. Everyone could see that this unknown applicant was a little flustered under the yelling just now.Many people are sighing, this one is more cowardly than the previous bear, if I had known that he would not be able to pass the first test.

Xiang Yu blew while fiddling, and finally made a sound. Unexpectedly, just after feeding, a sharp and terrifying electrical scream startled him again, and this time he almost dropped the microphone to the ground.

The audience was overjoyed again, and the guy who handed over the microphone proudly made an elegant bow to the audience.

In the distance, God Qu Luo sighed silently. The little guys are not tired of playing tricks, so I should have reminded him.

Unbeknownst to everyone, Wei suddenly rolled his eyes in Fatty's heart.

"I told you that there is a ghost in the microphone, and you still love to act so much!"