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Chapter 119 Don't fight a battle you are not sure of

In the evening, when Xie Hushan and Zhu Youjun returned to the hotel, Han Hongbing and Lin Meiyang had already returned.

After he and Lin Meiyang finished watching the movie, he even asked Lin Meiyang to help him buy a few Jibao brand lighters, intending to take them back to Daxi, Ma Saner and others.

In his description of Lin Meiyang, they were all good friends he grew up with, and they were his brothers.

As a result, Lin Meiyang saw that just because Xie Hushan was sitting on the terrace, he handed Han Hongbing a pet newspaper and said a few words with a smile on his face. Han Hongbing immediately gave his best brothers some new comments:
"This broken dog looks just like Chen Daxi. Is it worth stealing it back from Hong Kong Island?"

"Dahei treats you better than my family. You're going to steal a monster like this to be his wife to fool him?"

If Lin Meiyang remembered correctly, Han Hongbing was just saying that a comrade named Chen Daxi was his first playmate. Their two families lived not far from each other, and they had been together since they were four or five years old, and they had a deep relationship.

As a result, Han Hongbing now said that I grew up like a dog...

Han Hongbing looked at the pet newspaper Xie Hushan had bought earlier, and after listening to Xie Hushan proudly saying that this small-eyed white dog was the one he was going to steal back to marry Dahei, he said rather dissatisfiedly:
"If you ask Daxi to put some white flour on his face and put it next to the dog's face in this photo, even his father may not be able to tell them apart."

The photo shows a beautiful pure white British bull terrier, who Han Hongbing suspected looked like Chen Daxixi.

Xie Hushan was very dissatisfied. Han Hongbing's words were too harsh. He frowned and looked at Han Hongbing:
"He's my brother, Chief of Staff Han, you're going too far!"

"How the hell can Daxi be so good-looking? Besides, Daxi and Dahei are both males, and this is a female!"

Han Hongbing shook his head repeatedly:
"I won't go with you. I think it's too embarrassing and too shabby. Dahei will definitely not be interested in me."

Xie Hushan said: "How do you know that Dahei doesn't like it?"

"Nonsense! If Dahei liked him, he would have chased Daxi every day!" Han Hongbing said in a positive tone:
"You can ask Comrade Zhu Yan'er and Lin the translator to come and see. Not to mention the dog, even the person with this appearance is not good-looking. When you are looking for a wife for yourself, the matchmaker introduces you to a wife with small eyes and a donkey face, who looks like Chen Daxi at first glance. Do you think she is good-looking?"

Xie Hushan looked down at the dog face on the newspaper and felt that he had been led astray by Han Hongbing's words "Chen Daxi has become a demon."

After Han Laoer finished speaking, he felt that the more he looked at this dog, the more it looked like Sui Chen Daxixi.

"This... what does this mean? That... the British royal family may be related to Daxi. Maybe Daxi is a royal relative." Xie Hushan scratched his head for a long time and gave his explanation to Han Hongbing.

Han Hongbing picked up the Hong Kong Famous Pets newspaper and looked at the photo:

"Small eyes, big mouth, donkey face, short legs, what kind of relatives are you talking about? This is Daxi, all the features are the same, no need to ask, this look can definitely be eaten, the number one glutton."

He looked at it for a few times, and suddenly his eyes lit up. He pointed to a photo next to him and said:
"This dog is good and looks quite majestic. Why didn't you mention getting this one? This dog looks good at first glance!"

"It's a good dog, but the problem is, are we the ones who are going to mess with it or is it going to mess with us?" Xie Hushan glanced at it from the side and said tiredly.

Han Hongbing looked at Xie Hushan: "What do you mean?"

"Chief of Staff Han, I hope you understand that we are going to steal, not adopt. Do you think I am taking you to the dog market? Are you still picking and choosing?" Xie Hushan pointed at the dog that Han Hongbing liked:
"The dog you like is called a Rottweiler. It was raised by the second secretary of the Governor's Office. It's very big, so it must be majestic. I have to be brave enough to steal it. It weighs more than 100 pounds. If I really steal it, people walking their dogs won't be afraid. They will laugh at me as a fool. First, I can't hold it. Second, if people let the dog go, I can be chased up a tree by it. Third... it's a male dog."

When he heard it was a male dog, Han Hongbing smacked his lips with regret:

"Then why do you have to steal Daxi when there are so many dogs in the newspaper? We already have one in our village, so there is no need to steal another one back."

"This creature that looks similar to Daxi weighs about 50 to 60 kilograms. It's already the limit of what I can carry and run away with. Even so, I'm afraid of being bitten. I'm going to ask you to cooperate with me to put it in a sack to prevent it from biting people." Xie Hushan explained to Han Hongbing:
"And the dog of the Hong Kong Public Security Bureau chief has a high status. Let me tell you, its great grandfather is called Willy, and its first owner was an ace pilot of the British Royal Air Force. He took Willy with him to bomb Germany."

"The second owner was George Patton, a four-star general of the United States. He rode in a tank of the United States Army. Willy even stood up for his four-star master and bit the dog of five-star general Eisenhower. After his death, the Americans erected a bronze statue of him." "His grandfather was Roswell, who won the British Empire Army Medal. The Military Museum has a brick with his information inscribed on it to commemorate him."

"His father is Raymond. He was awarded some kind of medal by the British royal family and has even met the Queen of England. The royal family specifically asked him to mate with a dog."

"The dog in the photo is called Donna. It was born after its father had a royal dog mating. The Hong Kong Island Public Security Bureau spent a lot of money to buy it from a member of the British royal family in order to become an official."

"What does being an official have to do with buying a dog?" Han Hongbing was stunned at first. He was a pilot and a general, but when he heard that the Hong Kong Public Security Bureau chief bought such an ugly dog ​​just to become an official, he immediately thought Xie Hushan was talking nonsense.

"Country bumpkin, you don't understand, right? The British are imperialists, and they like this." Xie Hushan cleared his throat and tilted his head:
"This police chief is Irish, and he made his living by buying dogs... Never mind, you won't understand even if I tell you directly, so I'll simply translate it for you. You can think of the Hong Kong police chief as a puppet soldier during the Anti-Japanese War. In order to become the leader of the puppet army, this puppet soldier collected a large sum of money and bought a dog bred by the Japanese emperor."

Han Hongbing lowered his head as if he couldn't hear anything. There was no need to ask. Commander Xie must be talking nonsense to him again.

Listen to what they said, is that human language?
What kind of dog would be so shameless as to sleep with the Japanese Emperor?
Xie Hushan knew Han Laoer didn't believe it when he saw his reaction. After all, he was a thoroughly socialist peasant, so how could he be expected to understand such elegant activities as capitalist gentlemen pairing up with dogs?

He sighed and continued to explain:
"Don't disbelieve me, the British are good at this. It's because the dog was slept with by the Japanese emperor, so it seems to have status to the Japanese devils. The puppet army spends money to buy it, and then they can deal with other Japanese devils openly under the excuse of helping other devils give birth to puppies or participating in some dog breeding competition. Although the person is not purebred, but a hybrid, the dog is pure, right? After getting familiar with it like this, you can get a promotion and make a fortune."

"Judging from their appearance, the British royal family is ugly enough. Think again. It's better not to steal than to steal such a thing. It's too ugly. If we steal it back, I don't know if Dahei is the best dog in the county, but everyone must agree that the ugliest dog in the county is the wife you stole for Dahei." Han Hongbing said.

Xie Hushan said: "Don't complain, let's take it. It's ugly but its identity is there. The plan is this. Later you will go with me pretending to run and exercise, go to his house to check out the area first, and then rush over to steal the dog at six o'clock tomorrow morning, and then..."

Before he could finish, there was a knock on the door. Han Hongbing walked quickly over from the terrace, looked through the peephole, opened the door, and Xuanzi walked in from outside and said a lot of Cantonese to Han Hongbing in a panic.

However, Han Hongbing didn't understand, so he looked at his personal translator Lin Meiyang who was coming over. Lin Meiyang looked at Hins, then at Han Hongbing:
"He said that there is a number gang leader named Zhai Yuan who has captured your eldest brother and wants to see you."

Xie Hushan put down the newspaper at this time and walked over from the terrace. He happened to hear what Lin Meiyang said and sighed:
"Brother Bao owed a lot of money to us. It was not easy."

"We can't let them think that we spent so much money to take two ancestors as our younger brothers, and fed them well and entertained them for seven days, but in the end we can't expect anything."

Han Hongbing nodded, agreeing with Xie Hushan's words:

"Besides being a little bit stupid, Big Brother is really good to us. I see that we eat a table of meals every day, but Big Brother has to think for a long time to eat his boxed lunch every day."

"In the past seven days, he has been selling copper coins and stealing cars. I estimate that if we stay for another week, my brother will have to sell himself to support us."

"Then I'll go meet that gangster leader named Zhai Yuan? He's been here for seven days, and I've seized a gun, but he hasn't fired a single shot yet. At least I can have some fun."

Xie Hushan stretched himself lazily:

"What else is there to say? I'll go with you. We're all leaving soon, so it's a good opportunity to bring Big Brother back before we leave. We can have a midnight snack together and say goodbye to each other as brothers."

"He said there were dozens of hooligans with the guy called Big Brother Yuan." When Lin Meiyang heard that Xie Hushan was going to take Han Hongbing out, she quickly added, "It's too dangerous."

Xie Hushan put out his cigarette butt in the ashtray:
"Dozens of people, wow, this is a big gangster leader, we must treat him with caution."

"The great man taught us that revolution is not a dinner party and we should not fight a battle without confidence."

"Let the hooligans in Hong Kong see how the socialist militia, armed in mind and body, fight."

(End of this chapter)