I didn't want to be an actor

Chapter 732 Life, No One Can Define It

Brother Liang doesn't need to give face to anyone...

He just said, 'Relying on reflecting some things in society, making indirect accusations, gaining some resonance, making a comedy like a postmodern thought class, cursing certain thoughts, and pretending to be tacitly understood...!
It was praised by the BBC and the New York Times, and was featured in American Vogue magazine.

Royal Warrant!

The last person to be praised by both the BBC and the New York Times was Qu Wanting.

I overestimate the IQ of the BBC and the New York Times. I guess these people have never read Selected Works of Mao Zedong, and they don't know the classic saying "We must support whatever the enemy opposes, and we must oppose whatever the enemy supports."

So, Shen Liang must diss her...

Most importantly, her jokes have too many loopholes...

There are ordinary men and ordinary women.

Just like in "Ugly Chinese", he described the bad qualities common to all mankind as the bad qualities unique to a nation...

I remember something. Both of them were imprisoned in the Kuomintang prison. Bo Yang was finally released and wrote a book called "Ugly Chinese". Fang Zhimin died in prison and wrote a book called "Lovely China".

However, Long Danny was more interested in Hollywood movies. She asked directly: "You took on a Hollywood movie? Don't you dislike Hollywood?"

"The script is pretty good this time, and I was invited because I have always liked the Alien series..." Shen Liang explained to the audience: "The Alien series is going to be rebooted... and they sent me an invitation, and I am very interested..."

"Alien?"

"The reboot of Alien is called Alien: Romulus. The director and screenwriter is Federico Alvarez, who is an expert in horror films. His masterpiece is Don't Breathe. This time, Alien: Romulus is very explicit. I guess it will be hard for the full version to be released in mainland China..."

"Is it rated R?"

"Yes," Shen Liang added, "I have never made a horror film. The Alien series is a space horror film...it depicts a rather dark picture of the universe.

It points out to the audience that deep in the universe, there is evil and chaos that we can neither defeat nor understand. I hope that after filming, I can gain something. After returning, I will try to make one myself... Let's watch the performance first!"

……

The first round is eight to four...

After listening to everyone's jokes, Shen Liang said, "Li Dan, I'm telling you the truth, please don't mind."

"Well, tell me!"

"I feel that the competition system of "Talk Show Conference" has some problems. I have watched several seasons. Except for the first season, which was not interesting, the most exciting seasons are the first few episodes, which have the freshness of a big fight, and then everyone's second performance, which is almost all of good quality.

It’s hard to say what will happen further down.

By the time we got to the semifinals and finals, we really felt like we were running out of steam. I don’t mean that in a derogatory way. How should I put it? The excitement of a show was going down, and it always felt weird.”

Li Dan explained: "It's like this. The jokes of talk show actors are accumulated in daily life. Many actors may only have one or two jokes that are popular in a year, and they are all used in the breakout competition..."

"Then why not change the competition format?"

"How do I change it?"

"We can imitate the "Annual Comedy Contest"... Ten people in a group, points competition..."

"We will consider it next season..." Li Dan waved his hand: "After listening to the eight of them just now, who do you think is the best?" "I can't say who is the best, but Xu Zhisheng is really bad!" Shen Liang asked Xu Zhisheng directly: "What's wrong with you? I came here to take you to act in a movie, and you just said this? With your attitude, I really don't know how to recommend you to the director! Is it because Lu Han is no longer popular, so the talk show Lu Han has also become dull?"

Uh...Xu Zhisheng's performance in the finals was really bad!

"... "

Xu Zhisheng hesitated and finally said nothing.

Li Dan interrupted: "Do you like Zhisheng very much?"

"When I was live, the person mentioned the most was Zhisheng... I was very interested, so I followed his talk show from beginning to end. He is indeed a very charming actor. A small town test-taker, he actually has an appearance that is not that elite, but he has walked onto the screen with the strength of a test-taker. Zhisheng has a lot of sustenance, and also has a lot of "Tamoris" feelings. He is the clown that our era lacks the most!"

"The more successful the clown is, the more he can lower his posture, but it is obvious that some people will be so low that they endure humiliation, become resentful, and unconsciously show aggression, or try to regain their dignity after becoming successful... The most typical examples are Zhang Dada, Yue Yunpeng, and Guo~"

Long Danny interrupted him directly: "What? Behave yourself!"

"...Ahem, it's good for everyone to know...So, I hate them very much...I hope you can persevere, calm waters run deep, and be honest and true..."

"Thank you!"

"After all, you are the only handsome guy on the Internet. Come on! Handsome guy!"

……

"Hulan is really a talk show master!"

After the second round of competition, Li Dan asked Shen Liang to be the first to comment...

This is normal. It is very expensive to hire Shen Liang. Even with a discount, it is still 300 million!

"Ah? A demon?"

"The word 'win' in 'win or lose' is a homophone for this..." Shen Liang smiled: "Caesar: I came, I saw, I conquered; Hu Lan: I came, I thought, I almost gave up... After taking off the mask of 'where there is a will, there is a way', I finally felt that 'time is a speck of dust, individual is a mountain'... Indeed, when I entered the industry, the entire entertainment industry was booming with the influx of hot money. Major film and television companies lined up to go public, giving birth to a series of wealth myths!
It can be said that a pig on the wind's vent will not be discovered even if it swims naked when the tide rises, but whether it is a pig or a naked person, when the wind disappears and the tide recedes, their true colors will be revealed. "

"In just three years, a bunch of people have been reduced to their original form! I, who didn't want to be an actor, have become the most popular actor... So, I am too lazy to make plans now..."

Li Dan was surprised: "You didn't want to be an actor at first?"

Shen Liang nodded and pointed at Long Danny: "Boss Danny is right here, you can ask her!"

Long Danny nodded: "I can testify that Shen Liang really didn't want to be an actor at first!"

"I used to like to talk nonsense during live broadcasts, criticizing this and that..."

“You’re still doing these things now!”

Shen Liang shook his head: "I seldom curse people recently, mainly because I'm too busy... I don't even have time to eat melons... Well, I want to say that no one can define life, so-called doing one's best and leaving the rest to fate!"

"So what do you think of Hu Lan's performance?"

“It’s still pretty stable…”

(End of this chapter)