Extraordinary North America: Where are the magical partners?
Chapter 236 Venom: "Fuck this perverted bear!"
Chapter 236 Venom: "Fuck this perverted bear!"
In the sky.
Rango stared at the jaw-dropping scene below, his lips tightly pursed, and remained silent for a long time.
Under the flowering intestine, Teddy was hanging in the air with two venomous tentacles, his body covered with blood and urine stains, and he was laughing triumphantly.
Venom poked out of Teddy's neck and kept retching, spitting out a lot of yellow unidentified objects. An indescribable stench filled the air.
Looks like some kind of dirt
"Ugh"
Rango sighed heavily, his eyes full of regret, "We can't keep these two guys. I should have gone down to help earlier."
"No! I don't want to see them!"
Yumi buried herself in Rango's arms and shook her head in disgust: "I will never forget what happened just now!"
"."
At the same time, Teddy on the ground was still shouting excitedly, and he couldn't believe what he saw.
After he and the venom entered the giant king's body, they ran wildly for dozens of meters in the sticky and smelly passage. When they were close to the end, with the help of the venom, Teddy's body instantly expanded to eight or nine meters, and his whole body was deformed into a sharp blade.
The moment their bodies grew larger, they actually burst the Giant King's penis!
"Hahaha"
Teddy laughed triumphantly, looking up at the sky, his eyes suddenly reddened, "Rango, did you see that? I defeated the Giant King! You must be proud of me too!"
Rango: “.”
"Fuck you! You disgusting guy!" Venom roared with tears in his eyes, "Don't worry about Rango, you bastard! This big guy is not dead yet, let's get rid of him first!"
"what?"
Teddy looked up immediately after hearing this. Sure enough, although the Giant King's lower body was bleeding profusely and he was wailing in pain, his vitality was still strong and he did not look like he was dying at all.
Seeing this, Teddy felt a surge of ruthlessness in his heart and shouted angrily: "Do it again!"
"what?!"
Before Venom could react, his body disappeared with a whoosh. When he reappeared, Teddy had used his tentacles to hang him behind the Giant King.
Looking at the buttocks in front of him that were like two mountain peaks, Venom's face turned pale in an instant, and he said incoherently: "You...you don't want to?"
"That's right!"
Teddy took a deep breath, but accidentally smelled the smell of urine on his skin, and was choked and coughed a few times.
He readjusted his state and said very seriously: "Since we want to pursue excitement, we must carry it through to the end!"
"Come on, man!" Teddy looked at Venom and nodded heavily, "Let's give this bastard a thorough beating!"
"Can I refuse?" Venom's face was full of resistance. You know, this teddy bear plays so crazy that he would never parasitize on this guy even if he was beaten to death.
"What do you say?"
"Fake Squid!"
Before he finished his words and Venom had no time to react, Teddy had suddenly grabbed the tentacles tightly, shrank his body, swung high, and in the blink of an eye, he accurately shot into the gap between the two towering mountains!
Not long after, the Giant King, who was kneeling on the ground, suddenly had his pupils shrink. He turned his head away in disbelief, his eyes intertwined with pain and fear, and he roared in a trembling voice: "Come out! You shameless bastard! Get out now! Don't just use these despicable means! Get out now, bastard!"
However, his roar fell on deaf ears and received no response.
At this moment, in the gazes of Annabeth and the others hiding at the foot of the mountain, the Giant King, who had his back to them, suddenly twitched violently with his hips as if out of control.
Immediately afterwards, a familiar and horrifying scene appeared!
A column of blood mixed with shit-yellow color, like an angry volcanic eruption, suddenly rushed towards the sky, and then poured down like heavy rain!
In their pupils, the blood column with feces was getting closer and closer. Annabeth and the others were shocked and shouted in fear: "Run!"
However, their speed was still a bit slow.
slam-la-
Caught off guard, these little demigods of noble birth were doused in feces and blood, and stood frozen in place in a daze.
"a ha ha ha."
On the other side, Teddy, who was tightly wrapped in Venom's night-black skin, laughed more and more wildly, as if he was completely unaware of the filth around him.
His hands shot out countless sticky tentacles like snakes coming out of a cave, clinging tightly to the Giant King's waist. Then, his head turned into a rapidly spinning cone and stabbed into the cave that was already stretched to the point of collapse again!
"Roar--!"
The Giant King let out a deafening wail and sat down heavily on the ground, trying to crush the invader with his body weight. However, how could his buttocks, which were already riddled with holes, withstand such heavy pressure?
In an instant, blood gushed out like a fountain, dyeing the earth red.
Amid the Giant King's humiliating howls, Teddy once again crawled out of the disgusting exit. At this moment, his body was transformed into a huge caltrop by the venom.
After being stirred in the giant king's rectum, when he came out, his whole body was covered with foul-smelling secretions, like a demon returning from hell.
"Remember my name!"
Teddy pointed at the Giant King struggling in pain on the ground and shouted triumphantly, "TEDDY! Teddy! You know me?!"
But the Giant King was lying on his side in a pool of blood, wailing in agony, and had no intention of listening to his declaration of victory.
In his long life, he had fought fiercely with Greek and Egyptian gods, and even killed angels and demons, but he never expected that one day he would be defeated by his enemies in such a despicable way. The great sense of humiliation even made him dare not open his eyes to face it.
"Look at me, oh my god!"
Teddy stared with his eyes wide open at the giant king that was constantly spurting blood, but the other party just closed his eyes and groaned in pain.
Feeling bored, Teddy shook his head, retracted his tentacles, and stepped back onto solid ground.
He looked at the Venom Head that was still retching beside him, and couldn't help but raise his hands excitedly and cheered loudly: "Great job, man! The two of us actually teamed up to defeat this monster that is even bigger than Malphite! Come on, give us a high five and celebrate!"
"NO!!!"
Venom roared angrily, and the filth in his mouth splashed all over Teddy's face. He shouted in exasperation, "I swear, I will never parasitize you, a disgusting pervert, again! My duty is to enhance the host's combat capability, not to make you drill those inexplicable holes! Fuck, are you a bear or a loach? Why do you want to drill into a hole when you see it? Fuck! I am unlucky to meet you. If I parasitize you again, my name will be written upside down!"
"."
Teddy was suddenly speechless. It was obvious that the two of them cooperated so perfectly, but this guy was still not satisfied. Was he angry that he had stolen all the limelight?
"OK OK."
Teddy shrugged, deciding not to dwell on these trivial matters, and turned his attention to his companions on the battlefield. Malphite was lying on the mountain, chewing on rocks, as if to replenish his energy; King Kong was slumped on the ground, his eyes wide open, looking at him in shock.
And those little demigods.
He turned his head and saw them screaming and desperately shaking off the red and yellow filth on their bodies.
Especially Annabeth, Teddy had never seen her lose her composure like this. Not only did she take off her outer clothes and wear only a set of underwear, she also tightly strangled Percy's neck and roared at him to quickly summon water to take a bath.
"Alas, they are still a little immature, man."
Teddy looked at Venom with pride in his eyes, "Unlike us, we don't care about these things at all. We have long since gotten rid of vulgar tastes."
"Fuck? Don't think I haven't seen your brain. It's full of vulgarity!" Venom growled in a low voice and choked Teddy mercilessly.
Teddy wanted to make some excuses, but at this moment, a figure suddenly descended from the sky and landed in the center of the battlefield in the blink of an eye.
After seeing who was coming, Teddy opened his arms excitedly, "Hey! Rango! Did you see everything? Venom and I merged together and beat the giant king dizzy. Now it's lying on the ground crying for its parents!"
Rango looked at Teddy running towards him, and then glanced at his dirty, smelly body, and immediately dodged. After pulling away, he grinned and said, "Of course! I knew you would never let me down!"
"So, you're not going to give me a hug?" Teddy looked at Rango who was dodging him, and pretended to be sad. "I spent two difficult days on the island with these little demigods. If it weren't for me, they would have been eaten by King Kong a long time ago."
"That's great, Teddy. Your performance this time really impressed me." Rango took a few steps back and forced a smile on his face. "But as for the hug, I think you should wait until you finish taking a shower!"
"What the hell? You're actually starting to dislike me!"
Teddy rushed forward immediately. It must be said that this kid's combat IQ is quite good. After a big battle, he has mastered the use of Venom's tentacles to perfection.
He quickly extended his tentacles, stuck firmly to the ground in front of him, then pulled hard, and with the help of the reaction force, he flew into the air, opened his arms and threw himself into Rango's arms.
Teddy shouted with a playful smile: "You left us down there in fear, you deserve some punishment!"
boom!
A sonic boom sounded out of nowhere, and Rango's body instantly shot out and flew into the air.
Teddy missed his target and lost his balance, falling straight into the pile of little demigods not far behind him.
At this moment, Annabeth was washing her body with the water that Percy had finally pumped out from the ground. She had just breathed a sigh of relief, but unexpectedly, a teddy bear covered in all kinds of filth suddenly fell from the sky and hit her heavily in the face.
"Teddy!!!"
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A moment later, the mountain that had been ravaged by the battle and was covered in blood, flesh, and filth was visible.
Rango firmly rejected Venom's request to parasitize him again.
This kid followed Teddy around. Although Rango didn't have mysophobia, he really couldn't accept such a thing parasitizing his body.
In comparison, Yuumi is much cuter. He loves cleanliness and has a soft voice, which is completely different from Venom's roaring and screaming. It is really more comforting.
He turned to look at the members of the demigod group, and saw that the children of Poseidon were working hard to extract clear groundwater from the soil so that everyone could wash away the filth on their bodies.
Especially Annabeth, her originally hot and plump body was now covered with all kinds of filth, and her face was as black as the bottom of a pot.
Getting back to the topic, Rango walked towards the giant king who was injured from front and back and was lying on the ground pretending to be dead.
Looking at the tightly closed single eye, he slowly took out a cigar, lit it, and leisurely puffed out two puffs of smoke. Then he said bluntly: "I know you are not dead. Hand over the Golden Fleece and I can consider sparing your life."
The Giant King's eyelids trembled slightly, but he did not speak in response. But when he heard Rango's next threat, he could no longer hold back.
"If you don't hand it in"
Rango took a stack of photos from Yumi. These were the photos he had asked Yumi to take while watching the battle in the air.
He said coldly, "I will make public these pictures of you being gored from front to back by a little bear, bleeding profusely! Let the people of ancient Greece see how the legendary giant king was defeated by his enemies!"
"Do not!!!"
The Giant King suddenly opened his eyes and roared in fear.
As the King of the Cyclops who could rival the twelve Greek gods, how could he tolerate his ugly appearance being spread around the world?
Looking at the pictures (photos) on the ground that recorded Teddy's behavior just now, the Giant King's already ugly expression became even more gloomy.
"Damn you humans, you are so despicable!"
"You underestimated the enemy, and..."
Rango looked at the naked guy and shook his head helplessly, "If you put on some clothes before going out, wouldn't there be so much trouble?"
The Giant King choked when he heard this. He had never encountered such a shameless opponent in the past few thousand years!
He was silent for a long time with a dark face, and then he slowly said: "I can give you the Golden Fleece, but I have a condition."
"Oh? Tell me."
"Before I give it to you, I need to use it to repair my injuries!" The Giant King glared at Teddy who was bragging to King Kong and Malphite, and swore secretly in his heart that after his injuries recovered, he would kill them to wash away today's shame!
Rango nodded, "No problem, I promise you."
The Giant King breathed a sigh of relief when he saw this, and then told the hiding place of the Golden Fleece.
It turned out that behind the volcano there was a cave where the giants lived, and the Golden Fleece was placed on his king's throne in the cave.
Rango winked at Yumi, and Yumi immediately flapped her wings and flew towards the cave behind the mountain.
Not long after, when it flew back, it had a blanket woven from golden wool in its hands.
Rango took it, feeling the magic power that was so rich that it was about to overflow, and a satisfied smile appeared on his face.
"Come on, just put it over mine"
Om-!
Before the Giant King could finish his words, two blazing lasers suddenly shot out from Rango's eyes, accurately hitting the Giant King's open single eye!
Rango pushed the power of the thermal vision to the extreme. Amid the Giant King's desperate wails, he didn't even have time to resist before his head was pierced directly!
Looking at the dead head in front of him that smelled of burnt, Rango casually threw the golden fleece over his shoulders, shrugged and said helplessly: "You should have asked me to promise not to kill you first."
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At night, in the Cyclops' lair, a bonfire was burning, illuminating everyone's faces, some excited and some thoughtful.
Teddy was talking incessantly about the day's battle, spitting everywhere, and portraying himself as a superhero who saved everyone from the fire and water.
However, except for himself, everyone including Venom that was parasitic in his body and Tyson and others looked unhappy. After all, this kid's fighting style was too abstract, which made them completely uninterested in commenting.
It is worth mentioning that when they stepped into the cave, they were expecting to meet a female giant or a giant child, but the reality disappointed them.
If nothing unexpected happens, all the giants here have died in the mountains outside.
According to Tyson's speculation, their mother was probably the last female giant of the giant family. In order to escape the tragic fate of being used as a reproductive machine, she resolutely jumped into the deep pool in the cave, swam out while holding her breath, and finally escaped to the sea outside.
And that deep pool was now lying quietly in front of Rango, with a faint blue glow on the surface of the water.
According to Tyson's guess, this is probably the underground world beneath the Bermuda Sea, and due to some special reasons, such a unique natural environment has been formed. If you want to leave here, you can only dive to the bottom of the deep pool, swim all the way down, and then swim out of the sea to return to the Bermuda Sea.
To this end, Poseidon's children, including Percy, are painstakingly studying how to create a huge bubble to wrap everyone up and sink them safely into the pool.
Of course, there is also the ultimate goal of this mission, the Golden Fleece. Rango has already used it on King Kong and its magical effect is amazing. As long as the wound is covered by the Golden Fleece, it can be healed again in an instant. Although its magic power is slowly consumed, compared with its ability to perfectly resurrect the dead, this consumption is insignificant.
Fortunately, as long as he can rescue Zeus's daughter in the camp, the artifact will belong to him.
Well, should I use this treasure to make someone owe me a big favor?
Just as he was in a daze, he heard light footsteps behind him.
Rango looked up, and when he saw the person coming, he couldn't help but take a few steps back.
Annabeth's face darkened when she saw this, and she shouted in dissatisfaction: "I've taken a bath more than a dozen times!"
Rango recalled her miserable appearance during the day and couldn't help but teasing her: "There is no soap or shower gel here, how do you know if you have washed yourself clean?"
Anna glared at Rango, then bit her lip, strode up to him, got close to his face, and said with a trembling voice: "If you don't believe it, smell it yourself."
Looking at the two large expanses of white in front of him, Rango was silent for a while, then slowly lowered his head.
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(End of this chapter)
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