Extraordinary North America: Where are the magical partners?

Chapter 260 Halloween (Daily)

“I don’t want a lot for Christmas~”

“There is just one thing I need~”

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"I just want you for my own~"

In Long Island, New York, the murder house is now filled with laughter.

A pair of little girls, like mirror images, danced to the tune in front of a retro record player, leading a group of lively Minions to surround them. Their short legs were jumping around, and their chattering was heard one after another, filling the entire hall.

On the sofa not far away, Rango, wearing fox ears and a blue police uniform embroidered with the ZPD logo, was talking to Emma who was in a special school in Michigan.

"Really? There's a Halloween parade at school?"

"Cool, so what are you going to be? A witch?"

"Okay, home? Yeah."

Rango looked at Sharon and Alyssa who were laughing and talking in front of the record player, and replied casually: "There are two more girls in the family, they..."

He was interrupted halfway through his sentence by an angry scream over the microphone.

Listening to Emma's words, Rango smiled helplessly and quickly clarified: "What are you thinking, Emma? They are only about the same age as you. How can they be new girlfriends? What on earth is in your mind? Focus on your studies, OK?"

After a patient explanation, Rango finally calmed Emma down. The two chatted for a few more words and were about to end the call: "Be careful when traveling on Halloween. If you get into trouble, remember to find me immediately. Hello? Hello?"

Hearing the busy tone on the phone, Rango shrugged helplessly.

Children are interesting when they are young, but they become more and more disobedient as they grow up.

His eyes fell on Sharon and Alesha again. The two sisters had spent more than half a month with him since they were rescued from the reverse world.

Tony and Thor went back after experiencing the completely different customs and culture here, and the sisters were brought by him from the town of Hawkins to New York.

Originally, according to Quigmar's idea, they were to be sent to the wooden cabin and be looked after in all aspects. Their daily lives would be taken care of by a dedicated person, and teachers would be arranged to tutor them in their homework.

But what’s the difference between this and house arrest?
So Rango rejected Quigmar's suggestion without hesitation. In his opinion, since the two girls possessed powerful psychic powers, it would be easy for them to hurt innocent people if they stayed in the world of ordinary people. So why not send them to a school full of people with super powers?

It just so happens that Nevermore Academy, where Emma and Wednesday attend, is such a school. Although it only admits children with special backgrounds, ordinary people with super powers cannot get in.

But Rango thought that with his current reputation, it should not be a problem for him to ask for two admission places by simply saying hello to the president of the college.

But the moment of parting is always a little painful. After knowing that she had to leave the town of Hawkins, Sharon insisted on playing with friends like Lee and Anton for another half a month before she was willing to go back.

And when I got back, it happened to be Halloween, one of the three most popular holidays in the United States.

"Click——"

Rango gently pressed the stop button on the record player and looked at Sharon and Alesha with a little helplessness, "This is Halloween, not Christmas. The songs are all wrong, did you know that?"

Sharon and Alyssa stared at each other in surprise. One of them had spent a long time in the laboratory, while the other had been bedridden in a Silent Hill hospital for a long time. How could they know the difference between the two?

Rango smiled and shook his head, then carefully selected a record that suited the Halloween atmosphere from Teddy's pile of vinyl records and gently pressed the play button.

“All my friends are heathens, take it slow~”

“Wait for them to ask you who you know~”

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The melody flows, and the otherworldly vibe revealed in the lyrics coincides with the temperaments of Sharon and Alesha.

Rango looked at the twin sisters in front of him. Their eyes were shining with curiosity and excitement. He couldn't help but smile proudly and said, "How about it? This song is good, right?"

Sharon and Alyssa nodded quickly, with happy smiles on their faces.

Compared to the previous song "Christmas Wants to Kill You", this song with a weird melody and lyrics full of alien atmosphere is obviously more to their taste.

Rango held their hands and swayed his body gently to the rhythm of the music. The Minions around him also imitated him clumsily. The scene was both funny and heartwarming.

But when Rango's eyes fell on the clothes on Sharon and Alyssa, he couldn't help but ask curiously: "Why are you still wearing these clothes? Where are the COS costumes that Teddy prepared for you?"

The two of them looked confused: "What is a COS costume?"

“Just the thing to wear for Halloween”

As he spoke, Rango began to rummage through the pile of COS costumes on the sofa.

Because there are so many "members" in his family, Teddy specially ordered hundreds of Halloween COS costumes online.

That’s right, hundreds of sets!
Whether it is Malphite, Toothless, or even the Minions, each of them has several sets of COS prepared for them to choose from.

Nowadays, their family's daily expenses are really not small. The cost of food is surprisingly high, and the cost of clothing is also a heavy burden.

Not to mention that you have to pay the minions wages every day. Even though they call you "master" all the time, you must never really treat them as free labor.

Once their wages are cut off, these little bastards might just go on strike and run away from home one day.

Fortunately, Rango and his friends rescued a group of European demigods a while ago. In order to thank them, those rich second-generations generously donated hundreds of millions of dollars in cash to the museum.

Such a large sum of money is enough for Rango to embezzle a lot of money, otherwise he will have to cheat Quigmar for the funds for the cabin again.

"found it!"

Rango searched for a long time among a pile of devil costumes and finally found the COS costumes prepared for Sharon and her sister. The number of them was so dazzling, there were more than a dozen or twenty sets.

"You two can pick and choose, 'Elsa and Anna', 'Batman and Robin', 'Snow White and Stepmother'. There are so many styles here, just pick the one you like." Rango said with a smile.

However, before he could finish his words, he took out two sets of western cowboy outfits from a pile of clothes, and his brows couldn't help but frowned slightly.

This doesn't look like Woody.
"Oh, this is Jack and Ennis' COS costume." Teddy yawned as he walked down the corridor. He glanced at the cowboy suit in Rango's hand and explained casually, "Haven't you seen Brokeback Mountain? This is the clothes worn by the two cowboys in the movie."

"Waterfa?"

Upon hearing this, Rango threw his clothes aside in dissatisfaction and said seriously, "No such homosexual connotations will be allowed in our house in the future!"

"Huh?" Teddy looked at Rango with a puzzled look on his face. "Don't you like that movie very much?"

"I like the movie Brokeback Mountain, but that doesn't mean I want my family to have Brokebacks," Rango said. "It could cause lifetime gender confusion and sexual orientation issues for children. I don't want the LGBT trend to blow into my home."

As he spoke, two beams of lasers suddenly shot out from his eyes, directly burning the two sets of denim suits into ashes.

Teddy, who was standing by, saw that he was making a big deal out of nothing and couldn't help but tease him, "If Donald knew you hated LGBT so much, he should have asked you to be his campaign guest, man."

"I would like to go too, but you know, I come from a middle-class family and my mother is a housewife. Hahahahaha"

Hearing Rango's answer, Teddy couldn't help but burst out laughing.

The voting day for the recent election is approaching. The white-haired president is old and has been re-elected for two terms, so the most popular person among the people at the moment is Donald as mentioned by Teddy, and the source of Rango’s words just now - "Sister Haha".

"Fuck America."

Teddy said to Rango with a look of emotion, "This country is going to be ruined, man. Look, now even a fucking mistress can live in the White House, it's too magical!" Rango casually threw a few sets of clothes to Sharon and the others, and asked them to go into the room and slowly choose. He responded indifferently, "Anyway, these have nothing to do with us. Not to mention that this world may be destroyed within a year, even if we really can't stand those damn LGBT people, at worst we can go to Brazil or Hong Kong. Beach beauties and oriental food are much more interesting than fucking political correctness."

Teddy shrugged noncommittally. To him, as long as he could be with these guys around him, it didn't matter where he went.

He jumped off the sofa, holding a cigarette butt in his mouth, and prepared to go out for a walk.

After all, today is Halloween and the community must be very lively. He wants to take his brothers out to play tricks on those little kids who want candy.

"Wait." Rango stopped Teddy and pointed at him, looking him up and down. "Are you going to leave without doing any COS?"

"I'm COS!" Teddy turned around to look at the group of minions with devil horns following him, and opened the door without looking back. "I'm COSing Teddy Bear. Believe me, man, no one's COSing can surpass mine tonight."

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Rango shook his head in amusement, kicked the butts of a few Minions who were lining up to go out and play, and prepared to go out with them to take a look.

But at this moment, a soft voice sounded from upstairs and stopped him.

"Officer Nick~"

Rango looked up and staggered, almost falling.

"Holy shit."

Three women dressed as Judy, the rabbit police officer in Zootopia, stood in front of the handrail in the corridor on the second floor. They had long rabbit ears on their heads, and wore tight-fitting uniforms of various colors and unique designs, looking at Rango with burning eyes.

On the far left, Gloria, under Rango's care, has become more and more plump, almost bursting the police uniform; although Clare on the right has a slightly flat figure, her delicate facial features under the bunny ears make her as charming as a princess under the light; Mavis in the middle cleverly combines the advantages of the first two, and her sharp little canine teeth add a unique charm.

Rango couldn't help swallowing his saliva. What was the point of going out for a walk?

"Come up and have a drink with us, Officer Nick?" Gloria winked at him with a hint of teasing in her eyes. "We just accidentally opened your favorite whiskey that you were going to save for retirement."

As she spoke, she took out an opened bottle of whiskey from behind her, licked the bottle rim, and then lowered her eyes to look at Rango, "Don't you want to come over and arrest and punish us?"

"Catch me~Come and catch me~"

Clare and Mavis giggled and stretched out their hands, looking as if they were expecting to be "punished".

"Fake!"

Seeing this, Rango immediately gave up the idea of ​​going out.

He loosened his collar, laughed, and prepared to go upstairs to "punish" the three naughty "rabbit police officers."

At the same time, he picked up a half-finished pumpkin head with only a palm-sized hole on it from the coffee table, thinking that this thing might come in handy later.

However, just as he was about to take off excitedly, his feet were grabbed tightly. He turned his head and saw that it was the sisters Sharon and Alesha who had changed into Halloween costumes and were looking at him expectantly.

They were wearing blue princess dresses with hairpins on their foreheads... Well, these two little girls actually COSed as the Shining twins.

"cool!"

Rango encouraged him first, then hurriedly said, "But uncle, I have something urgent to deal with now. You guys go out and play trick or treat by yourselves, okay?"

As he spoke, he grabbed a handful of candy from the big bucket filled with candy placed at the gate and stuffed it into their pockets. He then handed them a plastic bag and said with concern, "Go out and play, kids. Try to come back in two hours, okay?"

Sharon, who is outgoing, took the plastic bag but did not leave immediately. Instead, she responded shyly, "But we don't have any friends here. We don't know how to play this game."

Rango patiently explained, "It's not that difficult. All we have to do is knock on doors and ask for candy. You two are so cute. When you come back from shopping, the bag will be full."

He was not just saying this perfunctorily. The community where they lived was one of the famous middle-class wealthy areas in New York, where the annual income of a family started at at least one hundred thousand US dollars.

Therefore, the festive atmosphere in the community is extremely strong, and both children and adults are keen to wear various COS costumes to go out and play.

With Sharon and Alyssa's cuteness, and their perfect portrayal of the Shining twins, they will undoubtedly become the focus of the night and receive lots of candies.

"If someone is unwilling to give candy, you can write down their house number and ask Uncle Teddy to help you 'retaliate' against them." Rango emphasized, "When I say 'retaliate', I mean smash their windows and doors with eggs. Don't use those supernatural powers to capture them and take them to Silent Hill."

After saying this, Rango was ready to see them out personally, but at this moment, the doorbell suddenly rang.

In front of the gate, two little kids from Modern Family, Luke and Manny, dressed up as angels and devils respectively, and looked at Rango with a smile.

"Trick or treat!"

"Haha, you two guys are really on time."

Rango smiled and rubbed their heads. He had visited Fei'er's house many times in the past, and they were all old acquaintances.

"Take as much as you can."

Rango pointed to the large plastic bucket at the door that was filled with branded candy, which was a meter deep.

"Yeah! Thanks Uncle Rango!"

The two little devils cheered and quickly stuffed the candies into their pockets, but their eyes involuntarily turned to the Sharon sisters.

They looked at each other curiously and wondered in their hearts: Why are there always so many cute girls in Uncle Rango's family?

The same thing happened to Emma and Wednesday before. Although they looked cute, they had very bad personalities. Every time Luke and Manny tried to get close to them, they would play tricks on them and run away in fear.

"Uncle Rango, who are they?" Bold Luke couldn't help asking out of curiosity.

"Oh, they are Sharon and Alyssa, my nieces from the south." Rango answered casually, then remembered something and added with a smile, "By the way, can you do uncle a favor? Sharon and the others have never celebrated Halloween before, can you take them out for a walk and have some fun together?"

Looking at Sharon and Alesha, the two girls in front of him who were more outstanding than any other girls in the school, Luke nodded without hesitation. He was afraid that Rango would go back on his word, and he couldn't wait to take them to explore every corner of the community.

Rango smiled with satisfaction when he saw this. Although the two little boys in Modern Family have different personalities when they grow up, and some are even a little outrageous, they were very innocent and kind children in their childhood and were good playmates.

After giving Sharon and the others an encouraging look, Rango turned around and prepared to go back into the house. There were three rabbit officers upstairs who needed his stick to teach them a lesson.

However, when he caught sight of Manny out of the corner of his eye, he couldn't help but frowned slightly.

Why does this kid give off an evil aura?
"Manny, have you been in any trouble recently?" Rango approached the little fat boy, looked at his dark circles under his eyes, which looked like he had not slept well for several days, and asked with concern.

Manny hesitated for a while, and finally told the truth: "I have been having nightmares these days. In my dreams, a bad guy has been chasing me. I have been unable to sleep for several days."

"is it?"

Rango nodded slightly and patted his shoulder gently, "Don't worry, go have fun. I'll come to your house later, everything will be fine."

"Oh! Thank you, Uncle Rango. Let's take Sharon and the others out to play first!"

After that, the two little guys couldn't wait to surround Sharon and Alyssa on the left and right, actively strike up a conversation with them, and lead them to a more lively place in the community.

Rango looked at their backs, shrugged, then turned around and closed the door.

After his figure disappeared, at the nearby street corner, a hideous clown let go of the hand holding the red balloon.

As the balloons slowly rose into the air, countless guys with scary makeup and clothes that looked like characters from horror movies slowly walked out of the darkness.

(End of this chapter)