Extraordinary North America: Where are the magical partners?

Chapter 265 Gather people and take down Satan first!

"so."

Lucifer kept chattering for a long time, and suddenly put his hand on Rango's hand on the bar.

"What happened tonight was actually all a misunderstanding. You punched me and your anger subsided, right?"

He raised an eyebrow, stroked the back of Rango's hand with his fingers, and spoke in a gentle voice, as if whispering, "If you need any help from me, just let me know. I have long wanted to make friends with the Winchesters."

When talking about "making friends", Lucifer deliberately emphasized his tone, as if he was afraid that Rango would not hear the hidden meaning in his words.

Rango felt the greasy feeling coming from the back of his hand, took a deep breath, turned around and glared at the King of Hell, and squeezed out a sentence from between his teeth: "If you touch me again, believe it or not, I will tear off all your wings and limbs and throw you back to hell!"

"Oh I like men with bad tempers."

Lucifer said this, but he had already raised his hands in surrender, and he wisely moved his seat back.

Seeing Lucifer's regretful expression, Rango drank the brandy in the glass speechlessly. While Maizi was pouring him a glass of wine, he couldn't help but ask, "So, your boss is a fucking male ketone?!"

"Uh"

Maizi really didn't know how to answer. After thinking about it for a while, she shrugged and said, "Normally he would rather choose a woman, but sometimes when he meets a man that suits his taste, he will take the initiative."

Rango couldn't help cursing after hearing this. It was really a ghost story. Lucifer, the most famous person in hell, turned out to be a two-way plug.
At this time, Lucifer leaned his head closer and said seriously: "Actually, before I became the King of Hell, I was an angel, the most powerful one. And angels have no gender. So..."

As soon as he finished speaking, a burst of black light appeared on Lucifer's body.

In the blink of an eye, the man in a suit turned into a woman in a tight skirt, golden high heels and black curly hair.

She moved her lips with her fingers and looked at Rango seductively: "Whether you like the front or the back, you can choose it yourself."

Rango was speechless for a moment, looking at the coquettish female Lucifer in front of him, and said seriously: "If you keep talking nonsense here, I will punch your fake breasts to pieces right now!"

".OK."

Lucifer shrugged and sat back in his seat obediently, but he still kept the streetwalker's attire and had no intention of changing back.

Rango was too lazy to care about him anymore. At least this looked better than the two-way plug just now.

He gathered his thoughts and his tone became serious: "We need you to close all the gates of hell on earth tonight. Let's not talk about anything else. Even with my presence, the gate in New York has caused more than 20 casualties. The situation in other places will only be worse."

Lucifer rested his arms casually on the bar and nodded his head slightly, not showing any intention of rejection.

"It's just a small matter, what else?" he asked casually.

Rango glanced at him and had to admit that this guy was quite charming when he dressed up as a woman. The charm between his eyebrows was even more attractive than that of the women in his family...

Fake!

Rango cursed inwardly, and quickly dispelled the messy thoughts in his mind, and then said: "As far as I know, Satan has been sealed for tens of thousands of years. Since he disappeared, you have been in control of the situation in Hell, even when you came to the human world. But why did he suddenly break through the seal and come back this time?"

According to Dionysus's previous description, the prophecy of Ragnarok indicated that many ancient gods would be freed from their seals one year later.

How come this guy Satan could come out early?

What puzzled Rango the most was that Satan's first action after escaping was not to summon the army of hell to invade the human world, but to simply open dozens of hell's gates to attack the [wooden house].

All of this seems extremely unreasonable.

Lucifer did not rush to answer. She gently tapped the wine in the glass with her slender white fingers, and her black nail polish-painted manicure gently swirled in the liquid, as if she was recalling something.

After a long while, just when Rango was getting impatient, Lucifer finally spoke: "Dear, do you know how Satan was born?"

"Ok?"

Rango tilted his head when he heard this, and didn't bother to correct the other party's disgusting name.

His thoughts drifted back to the Bible that Amos had forced upon him. Although he had only skimmed through it, he vaguely remembered that it seemed to mention that Satan was related to a poisonous snake, and also involved the story of Adam and Eve being tempted to eat the forbidden fruit.

He answered casually: "It was transformed from a poisonous snake, right?"

"That's just one of his many incarnations. I mean his true origin." Lucifer shook his head slightly, with a hint of encouragement in his eyes. "It is clearly recorded in the Bible. Think about it carefully. Your grandfather was the strongest exorcist of the previous generation in the Vatican. Haven't you been influenced by him and studied the Bible carefully?"

“I never watch that shit!”

Rango waved his hand dismissively, his tone full of sarcasm, "The Bible is nothing more than a celebrity biography full of loopholes, and this shit has been illogical since the beginning."

Lucifer was puzzled when he heard this: "No way, I've watched it several times, and most of the content in it really happened."

"Really?" Rango snorted and refuted directly, "In Genesis, it says that in the beginning there were only Adam and Eve in the world. They had two sons, Cain and Adam, and then Cain and Adam got married, right?"

"Yes, is there any problem?" Lucifer asked doubtfully.

"Who are they marrying?!"

Rango asked back, "They are the only four of them in the world, but where did those two damn women come from?"

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Lucifer was stunned. This was a question he had never thought about before.

"perhaps."

He frowned, tried for a long time, moved his lips again and again, but still couldn't come up with a reasonable explanation.

Seeing this, Rango gently shook the wine glass in his hand and said without looking up: "Now you also feel that there are many unreasonable things in the Bible."

Lucifer smiled helplessly, "If God were still alive, I would really like to ask him this question in person. However, the Bible does clearly record the origin of Satan."

As he spoke, he raised his hand slightly, and a thick Bible suddenly appeared in his hand.

Lucifer turned to the yellowed first page and explained to Rango with a focused look: "According to the records in Genesis, the world was originally a chaotic darkness, until God appeared. When he opened his mouth, the world welcomed the first ray of light."

"Really? But I believe that my friends in Europe, Egypt and the East will definitely not agree with this view." Rango replied casually. Lucifer just smiled and didn't care about Rango's doubts. He continued: "Before God appeared, this dark and chaotic world was dominated by the devil Satan. When God exerted his divine power to disperse the darkness to the edge of the world, the darkness did not disappear completely, but slowly sank to form a new dimension - hell. Satan also fell from the former master of the world to the ruler of hell."

"In order to avenge God's expulsion of him, Satan has never stopped fighting with God. The poisonous snake you mentioned that tempted Adam and Eve to eat the forbidden fruit is just one of Satan's many incarnations."

"In the distant past, God led many angels and joined forces with other gods to drive Satan out of hell and seal him in the earth."

“That battle.”

Lucifer rubbed his chin, a smile on his face, as if recalling some fond memories.

"Although God ultimately won, Satan succeeded in bringing out the dark side of many angels. Over the next several thousand years, more and more angels fell, fled heaven, descended into hell, and became the legendary great demons of hell. The most powerful of them was even hailed as the Lord of Hell again after Satan."

"Oh, by the way, the strongest angel is me."

Looking at this guy's arrogant and proud look, Rango curled his lips in disgust. He didn't see that the other party looked embarrassed at all.

After bragging about himself for a while, Lucifer suddenly changed the subject and his eyes became serious.

Rango was also confused by his jumpy and erratic personality. Just as he was about to speak, he saw Lucifer saying seriously: "After I stayed in hell for tens of thousands of years, I discovered an astonishing fact - Satan can never be completely sealed!"

He frowned, as if recalling something from the past that he couldn't bear to recall. "That guy is the embodiment of darkness, the collection of evil thoughts. As long as there is darkness and evil in the world, Satan will appear in various forms. Even if his original body is still sealed, his clones can gradually grow stronger with the evil thoughts of all things in the world and appear in the world."

"At first, perhaps it would only take a simple recitation of a Bible sentence to dispel it, but after tens of thousands of years of accumulation, those evil forces have gathered into an ocean, and their strength is no less than that of Satan himself."

"then."

Lucifer said this with a matter-of-fact expression on his face. "Although I'm not sure how strong this clone is, in order to ensure my safety, I feel that hell is no longer a safe place. If Satan really comes back, the first person he will look for will definitely be me. So, I came to the human world and became a law-abiding citizen. If Satan really appears, you must protect me."

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Rango digested the other person's words for a long time, then he shook his head with a strange look on his face.

In other words, this bastard called Satan actually lived a second life.
"Where is he now? In hell?" Rango asked curiously.

Lucifer nodded, "Yes, when it comes to evil, there is nowhere better than Hell. However, despite his reputation, he wanted to seek revenge on the cabin as soon as he came back, but he probably has a hard time now."

"The lords and demons in hell didn't know Satan. When they heard that he was coming back, they wanted to kill him and become the lord of hell."

Rango was surprised when he heard this: "Aren't they afraid of dying at the hands of Satan?"

"Puchi. Hahaha."

Hearing what Rango said, Lucifer suddenly laughed. He put his arm around Rango's shoulder, patted him, and shook his head, saying, "It seems that your understanding of the great devil is somewhat different from mine. If you have time, go to hell and take a look, Rango. Then you will find that none of those guys can be killed."

Snapped--

Rango slammed the Colt revolver that had been hanging on his waist onto the bar, pointed at it and asked, "You can't use this?"

"Well how should I explain it to you?"

Lucifer tapped the pattern on the revolver with his fingers and spoke slowly: "Whether they are angels or demons, due to the difference in dimensions, when they come to the human world, they must give up some of their power. The stronger the power, the more they need to give up, and they also need to find a suitable host in the human world to carry their power."

"A sacred weapon like this is undoubtedly deadly to demons in the human world. But once you reach hell, the environment and rules there are completely different."

He shook his head, the meaning was self-evident.

Rango was not surprised to see this. To put it bluntly, this revolver was just a sacred weapon that embodied the faith in God. If it could really kill the enemy with one shot every time, then he wouldn't have to waste his energy. He could just search all over the world for objects of faith and finally melt them into missile warheads to bomb the ancient gods.

He lit a cigarette, took a deep breath, and fell into deep thought.

It doesn’t matter if the revolver doesn’t work, he still has the blue fist.

Although the Blue Fist is not as fast as a revolver in destroying supernatural creatures, it can break through the defense 100% and continuously devour the opponent's vitality and magic power, which is also a major advantage.

Moreover, according to Lucifer's description, Satan was under siege in hell. He was alone and without help, which was undoubtedly a great opportunity.

Rango turned his head to look at Lucifer beside him. He was supporting his chin and looking at him with a silly smile.

This guy claimed that he gave up 99.99% of his magic power to come to the human world. It goes without saying that this is definitely an exaggeration. But if he can really accompany me back to hell to fight Satan, he will definitely be a very powerful helper.

Plus, I have a group of reliable helpers in New York...

Rango nodded confidently and decided in his heart: Since Satan, this ungrateful guy, escaped the seal in advance, let's make an example of him first! It's a good opportunity to test the true strength of those ancient gods!

As soon as he thought of this, a strange smile appeared on his face, and he naturally raised his hand and gently placed it on the shoulder of Lucifer, who still maintained a feminine posture.

"Dude, we need to have a chat."

"Ok?"

Lucifer looked at Rango's sudden intimacy and did not flinch. Instead, he leaned his head gently on Rango's chest in a more ambiguous manner, and slid his fingers gently along his thighs, his eyes flashing with excitement.
"Figured out?"

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Rango's heart was churning. These words made him feel extremely uncomfortable. But looking at Lucifer's attractive female appearance, he suppressed his nausea and forced a smile, "Since Satan is so ignorant of the times, why don't we join forces."

boom--!
At this moment, the door of the bar seemed to be suddenly knocked open by an invisible force, and a wheelchair flew in with a loud noise and hit the bar directly!

"Lucifer! Damn it! Get out here!"

Old Joe followed closely behind, jumping into the bar, his deep and powerful voice filled with anger and curses.

Then, another voice came from outside the door, filled with anger.

"Why waste your time talking to him! Just break his arms and legs and throw him into hell! We can't kill him, but Satan has plenty of ways to deal with him!"

Quagma walked into the bar angrily, his hands on his belt, ready to fight head-on at any time!
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(End of this chapter)