Extraordinary North America: Where are the magical partners?

Chapter 275 A Million Ways to Die in Hell

In the vast desert, golden sand dunes sparkle in the sun, like an endless golden ocean extending to the horizon. Occasionally, a few tenacious cacti or sparse shrubs dot the landscape, adding a hint of life to this desolate place.

On the skyline, the rolling heat waves seemed to distort the air, creating a lonely and hot atmosphere for this world.

Not far away, a small town built of wood and mud stood in front of everyone. Carriages were shuttling back and forth on the dusty streets, and taverns, grocery stores, blacksmith shops and other buildings were scattered around.

This is actually... the ninth level of hell where countless demons live? !

"Brother—"

After looking around, Rango confirmed the scene in front of him. He couldn't help but put his arm around Lucifer's shoulder and asked in confusion, "Are you sure this is the ninth level of hell, and not that we have traveled through time and space to the American West in the 19th century?"

"Hmm~"

Lucifer snorted, and a playful smile appeared on the corner of his mouth. "There was a time when I was particularly obsessed with western movies, The Good, the Bad, the Ugly, Dances with Wolves, and 3:00 to Yuma... So, when I occasionally went back to hell to hang out, I transformed this place into a western style. I saw that other demons liked it very much, and no one raised any objections."

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Everyone was speechless when they heard this. Since you, the King of Hell, have spoken, how could others dare to object?

However, after looking at the surrounding environment, Lucifer couldn't help but wrinkled his nose, and his expression looked a little strange.

Now that Satan has returned, he thought that the ninth floor would return to a world ravaged by flames and magma as before, but he did not expect that guy did not change the environment of this floor, and it still maintained the same appearance as when he was there.

Looking at the tumbleweeds drifting in the wind in the desert, Rango tilted his head towards everyone, pointed at the western town not far away, then he was the first to crawl out of the slime's belly and walked towards the town in a swagger.

Whether it is the lava hell or the Westworld, Rango firmly believes that with his own strength, there is nothing to worry about before Satan appears.

The others did not hesitate after seeing this. After organizing their weapons, they followed Rango.

In this desolate western desert, the clouds were thick as fire. Looking down from above, hundreds of figures were walking leisurely towards the town.

And above the sky, a pair of eyes slowly opened, revealing two emotionless vertical pupils inside, watching everything coldly.

Not long after, Rango and the others walked into the town safely.

【Hell Town】

Glancing at the sign erected outside the town, the moment everyone stepped into the town, a humanistic atmosphere with a strong sense of the times came to their faces.

"Fuck! It smells like cow dung!" Teddy immediately covered his nose and shouted with disgust.

I saw that the roadsides in this town were filled with feces of various animals. After high-temperature fermentation, they were crawling with maggots and green-headed flies. The stench was so terrible that I felt sick just by looking at it.

When Rango was about to avoid the feces, he found that the little wolf cubs except Winnie were staring at the cow dung on both sides eagerly, their eyes full of curiosity and desire. Seeing this, he couldn't help but kick them on the butt a few times.

It's a wolf, not a dog, and I don't know why it is so interested in feces.

Lucifer couldn't help but smile awkwardly when he saw this: "It was quite clean when I was here before. It must have been done by that bastard Beelzebub. That guy likes this kind of smelly environment the most."

As he said this, he led the way and introduced as he walked: "The demons who can stay in this town are all of high level. They usually don't stay outside. They should be drinking and having fun in the tavern now."

"Now that Satan has returned, we still don't know the inclinations of the other big demons in Hell. As I said before, many big demons actually don't like Satan, so we don't need to regard all of them as enemies."

"Come with me, let's go in and get some information first."

After hearing his words, Rango followed this guy without comment. If they could have a few more powerful demons as allies, it would undoubtedly greatly increase their chances of winning.

Teddy, who was following closely at Rango's feet, felt a strange feeling in his heart at this moment.

He looked back on his experiences along the way, and it seemed as if he and his partners were just like the protagonists in the movie, constantly looking for powerful partners on the road to conquering the villain BOSS.

If their world were a movie, then it would seem that Satan could be defeated easily in this battle as long as a few relatively popular companions died.

Thinking of this, Teddy raised his head and looked at Rango beside him. Well, this guy must not be in any harm.

Then, he automatically excluded Yuumi, Toothless and others, and then Quigglehorn and Old Joe.

Although these two are sometimes unreliable, they have always been good to themselves and are not suitable to die.

Finally, Teddy's gaze fixed on the Death Wolf Dais, who was wearing a cloak, his entire face hidden in the shadows, and exuding the breath of death.

Well, here's the candidate.
While Teddy was lost in thought, Lucifer had already brought them to the door of a tavern.

Hearing the laughter coming from inside, Lucifer first looked at Rango and said with some emotion, "I have been away from hell for so many years, I don't know if these guys still recognize me."

"So?" Rango asked curiously.

Lucifer showed a cruel smile on his face: "So, we must give them a warning from the beginning!"

Before he finished speaking, he suddenly raised his right foot and kicked hard at the door of the tavern!

Very bad attitude!

boom--!
The next second, under the shocked gaze of everyone, the guy kicked a big hole in the wooden door, and his leg was directly stuck inside!
"This"

Rango and Teddy looked at each other in bewilderment. Perhaps it was because the local customs and practices were different. At least in the mortal world, they didn't need to use their legs to show their power.

"Don't just stand there, help me pull it out!" Lucifer stood on one leg and patted Rango's shoulder in a panic.

At this time, many demons who were drinking and enjoying themselves in the tavern noticed the scene outside the door, put down their glasses, and stared at them with different eyes. Some were shocked, some were horrified, and some had playful smiles.

"Fake."

Rango lowered his head in embarrassment and glared at Lucifer. "You'd better tell me in advance what you are going to do in the future. How can you intimidate the enemy like this?"

“Mistakes, mistakes.”

Rango wordlessly grabbed Lucifer's waist and pulled his legs out of the doorway. Then his expression returned to its stern look, and he stared at the guys in the tavern without fear.

It is worth mentioning that these big demons mentioned by Lucifer are almost all dressed like cowboys. They wear cowboy hats, revolvers on their waists, and some even wear boots with spiked wheels. At first glance, they are no different from ordinary cowboys, but they all exude a frightening and dangerous aura.

"Well~Well~Well~"

A long, teasing voice came from the depths of the tavern. Looking up, I saw a middle-aged man with disheveled hair and a leather jacket covered with the grime of time. He was clapping and staring at Lucifer with a half-smile.

"Look, isn't this our King of Hell? We are honored that you can take time out of your busy schedule to come to hell to visit us old friends." There was a hint of teasing in his tone.

"Come on, Beelzebub. I come down here almost every ten years. It's nothing special."

Lucifer smiled nonchalantly and strode into the tavern, as if he didn't hear the sarcasm in the other person's words.

Seeing this weird scene, Rango couldn't help but tell Teddy, Yumi and the other group to stay outside the tavern with the wolf cubs and keep an eye on them to make sure they didn't go eating shit.

Then he took Quagma and the others and followed Lucifer in the same swagger and fearlessness.

When Lucifer came to Beelzebub's table, he wanted to give his old friend a high-five and a hug, but when he saw the flies wrapped around Beelzebub and the unpleasant smell, he couldn't help but step back a few steps and just nodded and smiled politely.

"Why are you alone?" Lucifer and Rango sat down at the wine table nearby and asked casually, "Where are Duma, Mostima and Abaddon?"

Beelzebub did not answer, but carefully looked at Lucifer in front of him. After a long time, he slowly spoke: "Although I have always disapproved of your character, this time you really made me look at you with new eyes. Satan is somewhere in the corner of the ninth floor. Aren't you afraid that he will come out and settle accounts with you directly?"

"Pfft, hahahaha." Lucifer couldn't help but sneered when he heard it. "It's just a long worm that has been sealed underground for tens of thousands of years. If he really has the ability to settle accounts with me, why hasn't he shown up now?"

Lucifer suddenly stood up and walked to the window with big strides. Facing the sky that seemed to be burning with blazing flames, he opened his throat and shouted, "Satan! Do you see that? I am Lucifer, the fallen angel who stole your power over hell! Come on, you damned stinky snake, I'll be waiting for you here! You fucking bastard..."

"You'd better shut up!"

Beelzebub, who was sitting leisurely in the chair, suddenly changed his expression. He hurriedly reached out and grabbed Lucifer's arm, pulling him back.

He lowered his voice and cursed, "Don't be so impatient if you want to die. That bastard is hiding in some corner, waiting for an opportunity to strike."

"What can he do? This guy has been away from hell for tens of thousands of years. Apart from some minions here, which demon would recognize him?"

"But he has been the King of Hell for countless tens of thousands of years."

Beelzebub glanced out the window, his expression becoming unusually serious, "Since he came back, Hell is no longer the same Hell as before."

"What do you mean?" Lucifer frowned.

"Accidents! All kinds of unexpected accidents happen here all the time!"

Beelzebub explained with lingering fear, his words filled with fear of the changes in hell after Satan's return, "When you walk on the road, the ground may suddenly crack and swallow you up; you don't know which intersection a group of running monsters may rush out and knock you away; fireballs may suddenly appear in the air; or even black rain may suddenly fall from the sky and melt you into paste..."

This guy lists one change after another of how Hell has changed since Satan returned.

All in all, the Ninth Level of Hell, which was originally a place where everyone was independent, is now filled with all kinds of inexplicable accidents.

Whether it is an ordinary red-horned demon or a hell lord of their level, they can hardly escape the troubles of these unexpected events.

Although these strange ways of death sound a bit creepy, if you think about it carefully, they are also somewhat funny.

Rango asked curiously, "These accidents may kill ordinary undead or demons, but what effect will they have on you? Can you be killed by monsters?"

Beelzebub replied unhappily, "Fuck, even though you won't die, but if you were walking on the street and being hit by a club for no reason, would you be happy?"

".Okay." Rango raised his eyebrows and nodded.

Here, Beelzebub continued to complain: "It would be fine if that bastard Satan wanted to go to war with us directly, but he chose to hide in a place where no one knows and play such childish tricks. What kind of devil is he? Damn it, I don't even want to go out now. I stay indoors drinking all day."

After hearing his words, Lucifer supported his chin with one hand and frowned tightly.

He seemed to have heard other meanings in Beelzebub's words and fell into deep thought.

On the other side, Quigmar, who was known as an encyclopedia, was still introducing to Rango the origins of Beelzebub and the names mentioned by Lucifer just now.

Whether it is Beelzebub, Duma, Mostima or Abaddon, they were all Seraphim who fell into hell with Lucifer at that time.

Speaking of which, the great devil of original sin, Azazel, should also be among them. That guy is a die-hard fan of Lucifer. In order to find Lucifer, he was willing to give up 90% of his strength and go to the human world.

Then Rango and his makeshift team slaughtered him in a panic.
While they were chatting, Lucifer suddenly slapped his forehead and his expression became extremely serious.

He looked at Rango and said seriously, "We can't wait any longer. We have to find that bastard as soon as possible."

"Who?"

"Satan, of course!"

Lucifer looked at everyone and said in a deep voice: "You all heard what Beelzebub said just now. Hell is experiencing unprecedented changes. These are the precursors of the changes in the dimensional space."

Rango looked confused: "Wait a minute, man, why don't you just say something we can understand, okay?"

Lucifer sighed helplessly and explained, "Satan, as the former Lord of Hell, after his return, his power is gradually infiltrating the entire Hell. It's like the spread of a plague, except that he is not infecting living beings, but the entire spatial structure of Hell."

"That's why all kinds of bizarre events happen in Hell. We must stop him before he completely controls Hell. Otherwise, he will become one with Hell, just like he did tens of thousands of years ago."

Lucifer shrugged. "Back then, God led many powerful Seraphim and joined forces with other gods to defeat Satan. I don't think our group's strength can compare to that old man God."

".Fuck."

Everyone looked at each other, their hearts sinking, realizing the seriousness of the situation.

"Come with me, I have a way to find him," Lucifer said, and stood up to lead the way.

However, at this moment, several figures walked in angrily from outside the tavern. After seeing them, they were stunned for a moment, then quickened their pace. One of them even ran straight towards Rango with a menacing momentum.

(End of this chapter)