Extraordinary North America: Where are the magical partners?

Chapter 283 Rango: "It's still a rattlesnake!"

"Hahaha"

Originally, everyone was still immersed in an extremely tense atmosphere, looking around, observing each other's expressions, trying to catch any signs that the other party might have fallen and turned evil.

However, when they realized that no one present had the potential to fall, the tense atmosphere instantly disappeared, replaced by relaxation and joy.

Everyone put their arms around each other's shoulders and laughed heartily.

"I told you, even if people like us become corrupt, how bad can we be?" Rango put his arm around Lucifer's shoulders and patted his chest proudly in front of everyone.

Teddy nodded repeatedly in agreement: "Satan designed a scene of depravity for me, with endless leaves to smoke and drugs to take. This guy actually thinks I'm a drug addict, damn! I've been sober for more than ten years!"

Hearing this, Rango replied unhappily, "You have to thank me, buddy. If I hadn't beaten you up when I saw you smoking, you would have died from drug addiction by now."

When he was in middle school, he came home one day and found that Teddy was secretly smoking cigarettes at home. After decades of anti-drug education in his previous life, Rango always stayed away from these things.

Not only does he not touch them himself, he also does not allow people around him to touch them.

So, Teddy received the worst beating in his life that day. Not only did he stand at the doorstep with his nose against the wall for a whole night, but he also received several manual DIY electric shock treatments from Rango, which finally forced Teddy to quit his drug addiction.

Listening to their laughter, Lucifer's tense nerves relaxed.

He didn't expect that these guys could even ignore Satan's rays of corruption. Aren't they born to be able to restrain Satan?
But just as Lucifer was thinking this, he suddenly realized that Rango's hand on his shoulder was slowly moving down, his fingers were stroking his back, and when he touched his waist, he gently pinched it...

Rango suddenly leaned close to Lucifer's ear and raised a wicked smile: "Brother, I still like you to become a woman. You look much better than now."

"Uh Rango you."

Lucifer's body froze, and he stammered, "Are you...are you sure you are not affected by the corruption ray?"

"What else?" Rango raised his eyebrows and said confidently: "If I fell, do you think you can still stand and talk to me? You would have fallen down long ago!"

After saying that, he patted Lucifer's butt, ignored him, and turned his gaze back to Satan in the air.

As for Lucifer, no one knew what he was thinking about, and his expression became extremely complicated.

What Rango said just now didn't sound right, and coupled with the little gesture he made when he touched me earlier.
What the hell? Could this guy have been corrupted and turned into a two-way plug?

If Rango could hear Lucifer's thoughts at this moment, he would probably let go of Satan and beat Lucifer up first.

He was just a little itchy because he was teased by a group of women with big breasts and fat buttocks in the illusion, so he remembered the sexy appearance of Lucifer when he was transformed into a woman, and couldn't hold back his inner restlessness.

"Is that the best you can do?!" Rango shouted at Satan mercilessly.

Then, his fists shone with blue light, and he announced confidently: "The turn-based game ends here, man. Next, you will face..."

"I hate your mouth!"

Satan looked at Rango and growled.

A dark light flashed in his eyes, and the next second, in front of everyone's shocked gaze, Rango's mouth, who was about to curse, disappeared directly on his face!
The well-defined and smooth lips under his nose were tightly wrapped by a layer of skin, turning him into a mouthless man.

Shet!

Rango was quick-witted and quick-handed. He immediately covered the mouth that was shielded by divine power with his fist that was flashing with blue light. After a flash of bright blue light, the mouth miraculously returned to its original state.

"Don't try these little reality-altering tricks on me!"

Rango cursed, then flew into the air, rushed out without saying hello, and smashed his fists at Satan's huge head like meteors.

Thanks to Satan's huge size, Rango didn't need to use any hard-trained fighting skills. He just needed to turn his arms into hammers or guns and smash, stab, swing and chisel at will!

Under a series of fierce attacks, even Satan opened his huge mouth in pain. Countless black mists rose from his snake body and turned into substantial tentacles, attacking Rango one after another.

But before these tentacles touched Rango, two gun swords filled with divine power whizzed in from afar, easily cut them off, and pointed directly at the weak points of Satan's body.

Anderson had stepped onto Satan's body without knowing when. He arched his body forward, holding the gun sword tightly in both hands, and quickly moved back and forth on the huge snake. His windbreaker rustled in the wind, and the tip of the sword scratched the hard snake scales, leaving a series of golden sparks!
Suddenly, countless black mists entangled around and tried to control and restrain Anderson.

“Amos—!”

He shouted down.

Then, countless golden indulgences gushed out from the Bible in Amos's hand, turning into a tornado that soared into the sky and instantly wrapped Anderson up in it. It was like an indestructible barrier that resisted and eliminated the attack of the black fog and forcibly blasted through a string of scales on Satan's snake body!
Satan twisted his huge body and was about to launch a counterattack when he felt a sharp pain in his jaw.

Under Rango's intentional control, the atomic fist aura was wrapped around his fists, as if his hands were burning with two balls of blue flames starting from his forearms, and they struck Satan's jaw with incredible speed. Every punch could smash the hard scales and bring out countless black plasma.

At the same time, Lucifer also changed into his original form again, not wanting to be outdone.

Compared with the previous 1V2 battle with Abaddon, Mostima and others, he now had an extra peculiarly shaped weapon in his hand—a long-handled round-headed weapon covered with thorns scattered in all directions like star rays.

This is exactly the weapon of Lucifer Dawn in Western legend - the Dawn Star.

Every morning, Lucifer would use this artifact called the Morning Star in heaven to shatter the darkness of the night and bring the light of the morning to the world.

As Lucifer swung his arm, the thorns burst into an extremely strong inky light and blasted straight towards Satan's head!
Rumbling--

After the loud bang, a huge hole was blasted directly on Satan's forehead, and countless black mists gushed out from the wound!

Before Satan could recover, Rango and Anderson followed him and used their fists and swords to deal more damage. Blue and golden lights flashed in the air, and every time they lit up, a hole would appear on Satan's body.

The other people on the ground were not idle either. As the proton backpack was out of power, Quigmar picked up a machine gun loaded with sacred bullets again and fought side by side with Old Joe, turning the area into a battlefield on earth.

From time to time, strangely shaped grenades flew out of their pockets. After the explosion, countless steel fragments filled with divine power exploded like raindrops from the sky, all blasting towards Satan's snake body.

Toothless flapped his wings and flew high, shuttling quickly in the air. The thunder and fire in his mouth were like angry flames, venting freely in the belly of the giant snake; Malphite transformed into a giant thousands of meters tall, holding huge stones like wheels in each hand, and slammed into Satan's body again and again; the Death Wolf Dais transformed into hundreds of millions of clones, each of which held two short-handled death sickles, tightly wrapped around Satan's huge body like ants climbing a tree, and swung the sickles at Satan's scales with all their strength, making a crisp sound.

Even Godzilla, who had just been summoned, opened his mouth wide, and balls of blue atomic breath spewed out of his mouth, heading straight for Satan like angry flames.

Under the siege and attack, Satan's originally boundless body suffered countless blows in the blink of an eye.

Its plan to merge its power with the Lingbo Prison was thus directly interrupted, and it could only let out huge roars and growls, releasing extremely destructive waterfalls of light in all directions.

But everyone had already been prepared for this move of his.

Whenever the waterfall of light approaches, they can always escape as quickly as possible. Even Godzilla, who has the slowest reaction, has Slime acting as a fortress on the side, using his chubby jelly belly to protect him from Satan's attacks.

"Yes!"

Inside the slime's belly, Teddy excitedly waved his fist. If the situation continued to develop, it wouldn't be long before their group would be able to successfully get rid of Satan.

Fuck, that's Satan!

Teddy was already imagining how he would brag about himself the next time he saw Tony and the others.

"Hey, why are you staying in the slime's stomach?"

Yumi was angry when she saw Teddy. This guy looked like he had done nothing but cheerleading, but he pretended to have made a great contribution. "Do you think I want to come in by myself?" Hearing this, Teddy immediately looked at his stomach with dissatisfaction and said helplessly: "Venom said that the sound of swords and scales hitting each other outside was too harsh, and Rango's attack temperature was too high, so it didn't want to go out no matter what."

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Yumi was speechless. This pair of partners was truly a perfect match. Even their cowardice was so tacit in their understanding.

Without further ado, while they were chatting, the battle against Satan in the air was coming to an end.

Satan, whose original size was tens of thousands of meters and seemed boundless, now seemed to be lacking in strength even to fight back.

No matter how everyone launches attacks, Satan can only passively defend and cannot launch an effective counterattack.

Witnessing this scene, Rango involuntarily turned his head to look at Lucifer, who was wielding a hammer and continuing to attack Satan.

"Hey?!"

"what happened?"

"Is this the devil Satan?"

"Yes!"

"Watfa"

Rango was speechless for a moment, his brows furrowed.

So far, Satan has only given him the feeling of being difficult to kill, but other than that, he has not brought him any sense of oppression.

If all ancient gods are of this kind, then what is there to fear?

He shook his head in disappointment and muttered to himself: "This guy is too weak."

"Weak?" Lucifer stopped what he was doing and shouted angrily at Rango, "Look back at the others. Do you think they are having an easy time?"

Rango followed Lucifer's gaze and looked around, and the most eye-catching person was Dais.

His endless clones were wielding sickles, frantically attacking Satan's snake body.

But unfortunately, no matter how hard they tried, they were unable to break Satan's hard scales and could only roar like wolves in helplessness and rage.

As for Malphite and Toothless, let alone the others, neither their magical impact nor Toothless's lightning and fire attacks could cause any damage to Satan, and could not pose any threat to him at all.

However, the power of Godzilla's atomic breath was unexpectedly powerful, and each breath was able to shatter the snake's scales, but that was all it could do, and it couldn't cause more serious damage to Satan.

Among the three of them who were the main attacking points, Anderson, who had crushed Duma without any pressure, now needed the help of the indulgence driven by Amos to barely break Satan's defense.

Lucifer even took out weapons that had not been used in tens of thousands of years to deal with this battle.

Rango alone, with just a swing of his fist, could cause Satan damage as severe as billions of tons of nuclear explosion.

"Okay." Rango shrugged helplessly.

It seems that it is not that Satan is too weak, but that I am too strong.

The corners of his mouth rose slightly, and just as he was about to brag, a strong alarm suddenly came from the system. The perception ability granted by the giant body also reached its limit, and a feeling like a thorn in the back suddenly hit him.

Rango, who was floating in the air, immediately pulled Lucifer beside him and made a swift sprint. His body instantly rose high and flew thousands of meters in the air.

Anderson and Amos seemed to realize something as well. Endless indulgences poured out of the Bible like a tide, quickly enveloping them both tightly.

Immediately afterwards, a burst of rapid and harsh electric saw sounds suddenly rang out throughout the Lingbi Prison.

Under the astonished gaze of Teddy and others below, Satan's snake tail suddenly appeared in the air, and on it was actually loaded a huge machine gun composed of countless gun barrels, which was spinning at an astonishing speed.

Countless black light bullets several meters thick whizzed out from it. Once they hit the target, they would erase it like an eraser. There was a breath of nirvana in the air.

Bang bang bang bang——

Under the fierce baptism of the light bullet, Dai Si's countless clones were hit and wiped out one by one at a speed visible to the naked eye.

Upon seeing this, Dais's real body hurriedly picked up two sickles to prepare to withstand these light bullets. However, at the mere moment of contact, his sickles transformed from the power of death collapsed at the touch, and his entire body was torn apart and disappeared, as if he had never existed in hell!
"Fuck! This guy is actually a rattlesnake!"

Seeing this, Rango immediately prepared to go down and help.

Although he and Dais did not have a deep friendship, Dais had come to help on his own initiative after all. Now he was hit by a light bullet and disappeared out of thin air. He had to go down and give Satan a few punches to show his attitude.

"Rango, use that gun!"

At this moment, Anderson suddenly reminded anxiously, "Although our power can cause damage to him, it cannot be the final blow. This guy can be resurrected no matter how many times he dies. Only the power of God can deal with him!"

"God?"

Rango frowned in confusion. If God could really deal with Satan, then why would he hide?

And
Rango frowned and replied: "The bullets in that gun are the same as those used by Quigmar and the others. They can't kill Satan. Why?"

"The bullet is not the point, Rango." Anderson shook his head and said seriously, "The point is the gun. Even if you use ordinary bullets, it can still cause damage to evil creatures."

"Fuck, if you had this function, why didn't you leave a note to remind me?"

Rango's face was full of helplessness. He had spent a lot of effort in making those sacred bullets.

However, Anderson's words seemed to make sense. He had already launched hundreds of super nuclear explosion-like attacks, but Satan just shook his body and appeared intact again. Even now, his tail could shoot out light bullets with amazing destructive power like a machine gun.

It's indeed time to try other approaches.

So he took out the revolver from his waist that had been with him since he returned to North America.

When the drum was opened, six golden bullets were seen lying quietly inside, as if waiting for their final mission.

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