Extraordinary North America: Where are the magical partners?

Chapter 294: Entanglement with Elastigirl

Stretching out under your feet is a emerald green grassland, like an endless green ocean. In the distance, the mountains are undulating and endless. On the blue sky, white clouds are leisurely floating, and herds of cattle and sheep are leisurely grazing on the grass with their heads down. Everything seems so beautiful.

"Damn!"

As soon as he entered the portal, Rango was immediately attracted by the scenery in front of him. He was dumbfounded and couldn't help but exclaimed, "Is this the place where Walter, who intends to destroy the universe, lives?"

The super power couple were equally stunned, their eyes widened in disbelief.

Before stepping into this place, they fully expected that Walter would be like the villains in the movies, who was filled with hatred due to his unhappy childhood or the destruction of his homeland, and intended to drag the entire universe into the abyss of destruction.

However, the scene before them was quite different from what they had expected. Watt's hometown was even more beautiful than Earth. There was no trace of the war and corpses that they had imagined.

Mr. Incredible shook his head and sighed: "What kind of twisted psychology would make a person want to destroy such a beautiful world?"

He turned to ask the leader Rango: "So, where is the exact location of the transmission tower?"

After hearing this, Rango looked at this guy in shock. It was obviously the first time for him to come in like them, but this big idiot actually thought he knew the direction.

However, before he could speak, the Holy Lord, who was as burly as a reincarnated dragon, stood on two feet with his arms folded across his chest and pointed forward: "See it? That is the Dark Tower, the divine pillar supporting the center of the universe. If nothing goes wrong, the launch tower should be nearby. We should head in that direction."

Everyone looked in the direction the Holy Lord had pointed, and saw a long pillar that reached from heaven to earth standing in the distant sky. It was as black as ink and slightly curved. From where they were, it looked like a billowing black smoke.

However, this thing is said to support the universe, but its thickness is no different from that of an ordinary tower. Apart from its astonishing length, there is nothing special about it.

"Shit, this thing isn't even as thick as your ass, Rango. Are you sure it can support the universe?"

At this moment, a vulgar voice suddenly rang out.

Rango looked down and was immediately surprised: "Teddy? When did you come in?"

"While you were peeking at Mrs. Adams's thighs."

Teddy teased, then spread his hands helplessly, "Man, I know our team is getting stronger and stronger, but you should at least pay attention to me as a veteran, right?"

".Saury."

Rango shrugged, then picked up Teddy, put him on his shoulder, turned around and said to everyone, "Let's make it quick. There are only a few of us, so let's not separate and fly over together."

As he spoke, Rango's body slowly rose up, as if it would soar into the sky in the next moment.

But suddenly, an arm like a whip stretched out from below, wrapped around his waist dozens of times, and pulled him down abruptly!
Elastigirl retracted her arm and said helplessly, "What should we do if you fly away? We, as a couple, don't have the ability to fly."

"What? You can't even fly?"

Rango looked at the two people dressed as superheroes in surprise. It was understandable that Elastigirl couldn't fly, after all, her nickname represented this woman's superpowers, but Mr. Incredible should be able to fly.

Facing his suspicious gaze, Mr. Incredible grinned sheepishly, rubbed the back of his head and said frankly: "Although I have super strength and super defense, I really can't fly, otherwise..."

Having said that, his eyes darted back and forth over Rango, his intentions obvious.

When Rango understood, he immediately said unhappily: "Hey, I came here to save the world, not to be a mount for you two."

"Then what should we do?" Mr. Incredible looked to the Holy Lord for help again.

As a great demon in ancient Eastern legends, the Holy Lord is also well-known in the Western world. His twelve superpowers that can turn decay into magic are well known to everyone. Flying should be a piece of cake for him.

However, facing the expectant eyes of the couple, the Holy Lord just snorted with disdain: "Don't look at me, you two can either go back or you can't fly. You still have the nerve to call yourself a superman? Ha!"

"you"

Upon hearing this, Elastigirl pointed her finger at the Holy Lord and immediately started to act like a shrew.

Rango was quick to stop her and proposed a compromise: "How about this, I'll take Elastigirl with me, and you, Lord, will be in charge of Mr. Incredible. The Dark Tower isn't far away, and at our speed, we'll be there soon."

As soon as he finished speaking, Rango reached out and put his arms around Elastigirl's waist. With a clear soprano voice, his figure soared into the sky like an arrow and disappeared from the spot in an instant.

The Holy Lord looked at Rango, who left a series of sonic boom clouds in the sky, and swallowed back the words of rejection that were about to come.

Fuck, is there something wrong with this kid's brain?

Since you are willing to bring people, why not just bring two? Now each of you bringing one is a lose-lose situation!
The Holy Lord cursed inwardly, then looked down at Mr. Incredible who was staring at him blankly, rolled his eyes, and said helplessly, "Hold on to my claws. I'm not responsible if you fall."

"Don't worry, hugging thighs is my specialty." Mr. Superpower immediately opened his arms and hugged the Holy Lord's legs tightly.

The next moment, with a deafening dragon roar, the Holy Lord's figure transformed into a thousand-meter-long golden dragon, breaking through the clouds and mist, and galloping towards the Dark Tower in the distance.

Meanwhile, up ahead, Rango, who he considered to be in a lose-lose situation, was now facing Xiang’er’s troubles.

"Ms. Stretch, are you sure you want to stay in this position?"

"Why, didn't you offer to take me flying?"

"but I."

Rango looked down and saw that Elastigirl's body had been stretched to an incredible length, tightly wrapped around him like a python.

"Well, Ms. Stretch, could you please move up a little bit?"

"uh-huh?"

Just as Elastigirl was about to ask the reason, she suddenly felt a hard object like a missile poking her chest. After a moment of hesitation, she coughed awkwardly, pretended not to hear it, and continued to look away as if nothing had happened.

"call"

Rango took a deep breath and forced himself to calm down.

Damn it, he never touches a married woman!

In this way, with a cat and a bear sitting on Rango's shoulders and a "python" wrapped around his body, he began his adventure into the Middle World.

(Elastigirl, from the animated film "The Incredibles")
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An unknown amount of time had passed. When Rango's body felt numb from the long flight, they finally saw a small tower several hundred meters high in the air near the dark tower.

In addition, there is only one building nearby, so it is most likely the transmission tower they were looking for before.

boom--!
Rango immediately landed like a superhero, shaking the ground into dust.

At this time, Elastigirl, who had been tightly wrapped around him, slowly restored her body to its original state. Compared with when she set out, her cheeks were slightly redder, and some wet stains were faintly visible on her red and black tight leather jacket. Rango asked with concern: "Are you okay? I flew too fast just now, and I didn't have time to ask if your body could withstand it."

Elastigirl glared at Rango, then calmly pulled her tight leather pants to the side and replied in a casual manner, "Don't underestimate my physical strength. It's just supersonic flight, it's nothing."

Rango smiled noncommittally. The strength of this Elastigirl was a bit similar to Luffy in "One Piece", but what was stronger than Luffy was that Elastigirl could extend or expand any part of her body infinitely, and it was extremely elastic, so even if hit by a bullet, it would be bounced away.

Well, he felt it a little bit on the road just now, and it is indeed surprisingly elastic.

Because Holy Lord and Mr. Incredible had not arrived yet, in order to prevent any accidents, they did not rush into the launch tower, but chose a flat place to sit down and rest.

The black tower looked close, but it took Rango half a day to fly at supersonic speed without stopping. In addition, there was a beautiful python wrapped around his body, so even Rango felt that he should take a break before setting off again.

So, a few people sat outside the launch tower, enjoying the drinks and food stored in the Yuumi Magic Codex, and began a short rest.

Although Rango didn't want to get too close to a woman with a family, he couldn't suppress his inner desire. As he chatted with Elastigirl, the topic gradually went off the track.

But looking at the expression of this woman, she seems to enjoy the feeling of being pursued by a powerful man.

Not long after, when the Holy Lord and his companions flew into the sky, Mr. Super, upon seeing Rango and others below, immediately loosened his grip on the Holy Lord's claws, rolled hundreds of times in the air, and prepared to land in a handsome posture.

But before he hit the ground, he heard Rango and his wife talking and laughing.

"When I defeated Satan in hell not long ago, the guy begged me to spare his life before he died. So I asked him to tell me a joke, and if I could laugh, I would let him live a few more years."

"Really?" Elastigirl opened her mouth in surprise, "Satan can tell jokes?"

"Of course, and the level is quite good."

Rango pretended to recall the past and said, "He asked me a question, what is the difference between thirst and hunger?"

"What is that?" Supergirl's eyes widened, as if she was very interested in the joke.

Rango shrugged and whispered in her ear, "The difference is where you put the cucumber in your body."

“.Pfft, hahahaha.”

Elastigirl, who was still dazed a second ago, suddenly burst into laughter and patted Rango's shoulder gently while laughing.

"This joke is too much."

"Yeah, I thought so too, so I just killed Satan at that time. There was no special reason, I just wanted to save the world."

"Wow. I have to admit, Rango, you are the most righteous man I have ever met."

Rango smiled indifferently, and when he was about to brag about his other deeds, he suddenly felt the face of the superhero next to him getting closer and closer.

"This"

Rango struggled internally for a few tenths of a second, but finally sighed and decisively put his face against hers.

Fortunately, just when he was about to make a mistake, Mr. Incredible's voice sounded behind him.

"Wife, you guys."

Elastigirl immediately jumped up like a spring and quickly distanced herself from Rango.

Before Mr. Incredible could speak, she frowned and asked, "Why did you come only now? We've been waiting for you for almost half an hour!"

"I"

Mr. Incredible wanted to ask her why she was so close to a strange man, but when he saw his wife was angry, he could only smile awkwardly and comfort her.

After witnessing all this, Rango, who originally felt a little guilty, raised his eyebrows slightly.

He couldn't stand to see honest men being PUA'd by bad women. Besides, they were all from the same generation with the character "Chao", so he had to find a way to help Mr. Chao.

While the couple was still chattering, the Holy Lord in the sky had transformed back into an orc form and landed steadily on the ground.

He glanced at Mr. Incredible and his wife with disdain, then turned to Rango and asked in a muffled voice, "Did you go in and take a look?"

"No, I'm waiting for you. Come together." Rango waved his hand, no longer paying attention to the two people who were still arguing over there, and walked straight towards the transmission tower in front.

It is worth mentioning that the Holy Lord had mentioned before that the man in a suit named Walter was collecting children with abundant spiritual power throughout the universe, aiming to use them as energy for the transmission tower to emit destructive light waves to destroy the Dark Tower.

But now that he had arrived, Rango discovered that there wasn't even a single guard around.

It’s such a big project, but the construction site is so sloppy.

The group soon arrived at the launch tower while chatting. The tower was like a huge rock, with no cracks or windows on the wall. There was only a black round wrench standing upright on a wall that looked like a door.

Judging from the situation, just pulling down the wrench should be enough to open the door of the transmission tower.

The Holy Lord, who was walking in the front, looked like a big boss. He grabbed the wrench without saying a word, ready to pull it down casually.

However, the next second, his expression changed slightly and he frowned tightly.

Under the gazes of the others, the Holy Lord, who had originally seemed casual and indifferent, suddenly bulged his muscles holding the wrench, and it was obvious that he was pulling down with great force.

However, no matter how hard he tried, the wrench didn't budge.

"How about I do it?"

Mr. Incredible finally got a chance to show off his strength, and immediately volunteered, "I have the extraordinary strength to lift an aircraft carrier. Anything related to strength can be left to me."

Although the Holy Lord felt a little embarrassed when he saw this, he still took the initiative to give up his seat.

But what happened next was beyond everyone's expectations. Even though Mr. Incredible tried his best, using both his hands and feet and his face turned red, the wrench remained motionless.

Later, Rango and Elastigirl also stepped forward to try, but the result was the same, they were unable to move the wrench at all.

Especially Elastigirl. After she found that she couldn't pull the wrench, she actually spat on the top of the round handle and rubbed it up and down several times for lubrication, but it still had no effect.

Just when Rango was considering whether to launch a nuclear explosion and raze the place to the ground, the door suddenly opened slowly from the inside.

Along with the rumbling sound of the stone door, a slender arm stretched out first, with a black umbrella tattooed on the wrist.

(End of this chapter)