Extraordinary North America: Where are the magical partners?

Chapter 299 Rango loves playing with dogs (daily)

"Stop! Number 626!"

"You must stand trial by the Interstellar Court!"

"Believe me, baby, you are my greatest creation. If I hadn't had nowhere else to go, I wouldn't have been willing to leave you to those guys!"

The speaker was a bloated creature with lavender-colored skin.

On his bald head, three silver hairs stood up stubbornly, like an antenna receiving signals from the universe. Of course, the most eye-catching thing are the four eyes on his forehead - two large and two small, arranged in a strange way, which is breathtaking.

At this moment, he was holding a laser gun, simulating the sound of "biubiubiu" with his mouth, and continuously fired laser beams at the agile blue koala in front of him, but they were all avoided one by one by the other party with incredible agility.

"One-Eyed Thunderbolt!"

He turned to his partner and shouted, "Why is your one eye so off target? Can you be more accurate?!"

"I should say this to you, Qiangba. You can't even aim with all four of your eyes, and you still have the nerve to criticize me?"

The guy called One-Eyed Thunderbolt is a guy whose body size and number of eyes are inversely proportional to him. Not only does he have only one big eye that occupies half of his head, but his body is also as thin as a noodle, as if it would be blown away by the wind.

The identities of these two people are very special. Qiangba is a famous evil scientist in the interstellar space. He has devoted his life to the great cause of creation. Every experimental subject he created by himself is famous, especially the one who is fleeing in the front - Experiment No. 626.

This is the most complete of all his experiments. While possessing various powerful strengths and agility, it also has a strong desire for destruction.

However, an accident caused No. 626 to escape from the laboratory and caused great chaos in the Interstellar Alliance, thus attracting a wanted list from the Interstellar Alliance.

Even Qiangba, the creator, had to drive a spaceship himself across the stars to chase this destructive little guy.

The other one-eyed Thunderbolt is the supervisor sent by the Interstellar Alliance. After all, Qiangba's reputation has always been not very good, and a public official is needed to supervise this guy to see if he flees for fear of crime.

In this way, the two of them slept in the open air, went through untold hardships, and finally successfully captured No. 626 not long ago.

But just as they were preparing to return, the resistance of No. 626 in the spacecraft triggered a fierce battle.

Laser bullets flew everywhere, the spacecraft was eventually scrapped, and the three people accidentally fell into a wormhole. When they reappeared, they were already on the red planet.

"No. 626! Believe me, little one, we are just arresting you to go to court! We have no ill intentions!"

One-eyed Pili was breathlessly trying to persuade No. 626 who was still jumping up and down in front of him and fleeing towards the distance, but the other party would not listen to them and was determined to get rid of them without even turning his head.

"hateful."

He panted, bent down, put his hands on his knees, and looked at Qiangba angrily: "It's all your fault, you four-eyed monster. If you hadn't been tinkering with those evil inventions all day, we wouldn't have ended up here!"

"Hey, be polite when you speak, One-Eye. I'm a victim too, okay?" Qiangba retorted.

"You are a piece of shit! If you can't make up for your crime with meritorious service, you will end up in jail when you return to the Interstellar Alliance!"

"That wormhole is not marked in the navigation book. Who knows where we are now? Maybe we can't go back."

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The two were silent for a moment, and finally, due to exhaustion, they sat down in the red desert and started chatting.

The spacecraft has been scrapped and the planet seems to have no signs of life. It won't be too late to take a rest before chasing No. 626.

However, at this moment, No. 626, who had disappeared, suddenly ran back with a strange cry, running quickly on four legs, with a face full of tension and panic.

"Haha, it looks like this kid is scared!"

Qiangba excitedly got up from the ground and opened his arms to welcome the little guy in the distance, "Come back, my child! Come back to your creator! I will..."

Before he could finish his words, he suddenly choked.

Under the gaze of four eyes, a man suddenly appeared in the sky.

"Why does this guy look so weird? Have you ever seen a life form like this in the Interstellar Alliance?"

"Uh, it seems to be from Earth, but..."

One-eyed Pili stared at the shirtless man wearing only a pair of jeans and swallowed unconsciously, "This guy has a really pleasing figure and is handsome too. Oh, look, his eyes are shining!"

"You're crazy, my cat's eyes glow too, what's so great about that?"

Qiangba waved his hand disapprovingly, but then two red lasers shot out from the man's eyes and accurately hit the ground in front of Qiangba. The sand was instantly burned and evaporated into green smoke.

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Qiangba looked at Duyan in confusion. After a moment's silence, they both screamed in fear.

"Run away!"

"Damn it, why can the natives of this abandoned planet not only fly but also shoot lasers?!"

They didn't bother to catch the experimental subject and tried to escape back to the spaceship by crawling.

But before they took a few steps, two lasers shot out from the sky, drawing a long straight line three centimeters in front of their feet.

A man's deep warning voice came from above: "If you dare to take another step forward, what you will shoot won't be sand."

The two of them froze in place for an instant, not daring to move.

The blue koala behind also stopped and looked at the man with his arms crossed above him in fear.

When the man appeared just now, it wanted to scare him away by showing its teeth, but it didn't expect that the man shot lasers directly from his eyes and almost roasted it.

Soon, Rango slowly descended from the ground.

At the same time, Mark, who was watching the show in the spacecraft, also drove a survey vehicle, wearing a space suit, and jumped four or five meters over here.

The two looked at the three guys in front of them, who were of different heights, weights and bodies. Although they didn't know their race, they were obviously not human.

They were like playing "statue", their raised feet were reluctant to put down, their strange faces were filled with bitterness, only their eyeballs kept rolling, revealing deep fear.

Rango and Mark exchanged a look, then burst into laughter at the same time.

Rango picked up a helmet from the survey vehicle, put it on and teased Mark:
"Dude, your universe is so weird, look at what this is."

"Hahaha, this is also the first time I've seen such a funny-looking space monster. I thought all the monsters in the universe were like the ones in the movie Alien."

"It's just a small scene. If you want to see an alien someday, tell me. I've destroyed all the alien lairs!"

"Okay. Wait? Are there really aliens?!" Qiangba was eavesdropping on the conversation between the two people. He was secretly on guard and quietly reached for his waist, where his laser weapon was hidden.

But just as he was about to grasp the gun, a teasing voice suddenly came from the front.

"Dude, you're not going to shoot me, are you?"

Rango took off his helmet. Although the surface of Mars where they were was far from a vacuum environment, the atmosphere here was mainly composed of 95% carbon dioxide. This gas molecule can effectively absorb sound wave vibrations, making the distance that sound can propagate on Mars very limited.

Therefore, every time he and Mark were out on an expedition, they had to communicate using a communication helmet so that Mark could hear clearly.

But this physical rule seems to only apply to ordinary people.

These three monsters in front of him that appeared out of nowhere can accurately capture every word he said, and they can understand it.

"sorry!"

After hearing what Rango said, One-Eyed Thunderbolt immediately slapped away Qiangba's hand holding the gun, bent his body to 90 degrees, and said sincerely: "We are commissioners sent by the Interstellar Alliance to capture fugitives. We have no intention of invading your planet!"

"That's right, if you want to blame someone, just blame him." Qiangba pointed at No. 626 who was grinning at him from behind, and said fearfully: "He is the fugitive. One-Eye and I are both good people."

Although the two people's accents were rather strange, fortunately they spoke English and were not difficult to understand.

After hearing this, Rango did not respond immediately, but put on his helmet again and had a discussion with Mark.

A few minutes later, Rango pointed at Mark's spaceship and waved to them, signaling them to follow.

The result of his discussion with Mark was simple. Rango felt it was too boring and it would be nice to have a few more guys to relieve boredom, while Mark simply thought that more people would mean more shit.

This guy never forgot his Martian potato crop
Under Rango's urging, the few of them quickly returned to the cabin of the spaceship.

Qiangba and Duyan looked at each other in bewilderment. Unlike the heartless No. 626, both of them were veterans who had been in the Interstellar Alliance for countless years. Without saying a word, the other party took them back to the cabin directly. Judging from the situation, what would follow would definitely be a brutal interrogation.

Here, Rango and Mark were planning to prepare some food and sit down to chat with them, when suddenly, two "bang bang" sounds were heard behind them.

The four-eyed monster and the one-eyed dragon were already kneeling on the ground, clutching their legs tightly, begging with tears in their voices:

"I'll tell you! I'll tell you everything!"

"Please don't kill me, I'm just an ordinary space civil servant!"

Rango scratched his head in confusion. He never said he wanted to kill them.

Also, with such a timid heart, how could he ride a spaceship across the star field to catch fugitives?

What on earth is going on in this interstellar alliance?
"You get up first. Who said I was going to kill you?" Rango replied unhappily.

But the two men shook their heads and refused to let go of their hands that were holding their legs.

Seeing this, Rango couldn't help but shrugged at Mark, then curled his lips helplessly and said: "Then just say whatever you want to say."

Hearing this, Qiangba pushed away One-Eyed Pili, who was eager to speak, and took the lead, as if to show goodwill, to begin explaining their origins and identities.

Although this guy looked bloated and bulky, he was quite eloquent and soon explained the whole story.

With the help of One-Eyed Thunderbolt, Rango and Mark quickly understood the current situation.

"Um……"

Rango touched his chin and frowned, "So you guys got here because your spaceship lost control and fell into a wormhole?"

"That's right! This is all an accident." Qiangba nodded repeatedly.

"But you just said that this little guy is a vicious criminal?" Rango pointed at the blue koala (No. 626) who was looking around in the spacecraft and scratching his ears with his claws from time to time.

Although this thing looks a bit strange, it doesn't look like a criminal at all.

"It's genuine!" Qiangba explained hurriedly, with a bit of urgency in his tone, "This little guy is my test subject No. 626. Don't be fooled by its cute appearance, but when I created it, I implanted a very strong desire for destruction in it. It is almost useless except for causing destruction. If you leave it alone, your spaceship will probably be torn to pieces by it in less than half an hour!"

"No way, so exaggerated?" Mark was obviously a little bit unbelievable. He waved his hand, then bent down and stretched out his hand to No. 626, with a gentle smile on his face like a trained dog: "Come on, shake hands, let's be friends."

".roar!"

No. 626 opened his mouth suddenly, and with a snap, he actually bit Mark's hand directly!

"Ouch! This dog really bites!"

Mark stood up suddenly in pain, flailing his hands wildly at his sides, trying to break free from No. 626's bite.

But No. 626 seemed to be crazy, biting the weapon tightly and looking extremely ferocious with his teeth bared.

Rango, who had originally planned to watch the fun from the side, could no longer sit still. He had a lot of strange creatures at home, but he had never seen such a violent creature.

So he kicked the little guy away.

Before it hit the ground, Rango's eyes had already flashed with two blazing rays of light, which hit its chest directly, knocking it hard into the wall.

"Roar--!"

No. 626, enraged by this attack, seemed to have completely released the ferocity in his heart.

It roared and rushed towards Rango desperately, which was completely different from its previous sensible appearance outside.

Rango went straight forward without blocking or avoiding, quickly stretched out his wrist, and accurately grasped the little guy's neck!
"I have a bunch of monsters at home that are more ferocious than you. I don't believe I can't cure you!"

As he said that, Rango raised his hand and slapped No. 626, who immediately saw stars and looked at him blankly.

When No. 626 came to his senses, the fangs in his mouth and the claws on his hands and feet stretched out again, waving them as if to tear Rango's arm apart.

Unfortunately, two lasers shot out from Rango's eyes quickly.

All everyone heard was a series of crisp cutting sounds.

In the blink of an eye, No. 626's ferocious claws and fangs were cut off by the laser, and he could only weakly slap Rango's arm with his paws to show his resistance.

Boom!
Rango hit the guy with a slap, and knocked him out with a thud.

He threw the thing to Mark and snorted, "Lock it up and starve it for a few days. Let it out when it doesn't dare to show its teeth to people!"

At this moment, looking at Rango's familiar animal training routine, Qiangba couldn't help but murmur in his heart.

He scratched his head, and an idea flashed through his mind: there are still a lot of disobedient test subjects in his laboratory, should he find someone to send them over so that Rango can help train them?
(End of this chapter)