Extraordinary North America: Where are the magical partners?

Chapter 304 "Give you face? Where does a bitch like you get face from?"

"Shi Jiugong pretends to be a grouper, and the loser pretends to be a boss!"

"With the family property! I'll give you face and call you Kitchen God. If you don't, I'll call you my adopted brother!"

"You pig! You bastard! You're falling! You're a sausage, you're eating braised food! You're eating shit!"

Rango cursed the guy who called himself the Kitchen God with a string of Cantonese-speaking words like a machine gun.

Behind him, more than a dozen gods from different mythological systems tightly grabbed Rango's arms and waist, fearing that he didn't scold him enough, and wanted to teach him a lesson personally.

The Kitchen God, who had been so arrogant towards Rango just a few minutes ago, was now confused by the scolding.

The kid in front of him had obviously Western features except for his black hair and pupils, but he could swear in Cantonese better than him, an Eastern god who had lived for tens of thousands of years?

"What? Try glaring at me again?!" Rango's eyes were wide open as he stared fiercely at the Kitchen God with a yin-yang head, with no intention of backing down.

If the one who came was the Kitchen God who was wearing a crown, a red robe, holding a kitchen stick, and was majestic, he would definitely bow down to show his respect without saying a word.

But who is this guy in front of me?
He also said that the look chosen for him by Lord Jupiter himself completely destroyed the filter of the God of the Kitchen in his mind.

At this time, the Kitchen God, who had been scolded so badly, couldn't help but get angry. He waved his hand, and instantly condensed a blazing fireball and smashed it hard into Rango's chest!
"boom--"

The fireball dissipated, and although it did not harm Rango at all, it left his face black.

"Wortfalk?!"

Rango was furious and wanted to launch a 100-megaton nuclear explosion at him right on the spot!
"How dare you do that?! Let go! All of you, let go!"

He roared at the gods on both sides who came from nowhere: "Fuck you, are you taking sides? If you don't let go, I will beat you too!"

"Calm down, Winchester. Ganesha and Kitchen God are just impatient. They mean no harm."

"Yes, and this is your first time attending the God's Dinner. If you dare to cause trouble here, Lord Jupiter will not let you go."

"Don't be so angry, Rango. Calm down and have a few drinks with me, how about that?"

Just as Rango was about to raze this place to the ground, an inexplicable calm suddenly came over him. A tingling sensation rose from the bottom of his heart, went straight to his brain, and then bloomed like fireworks, making him shiver with pleasure.

He immediately turned around and looked at the woman who had asked him to have a few drinks with her.

It was this woman's voice, like a warm spring breeze, that instantly blew away all of Rango's negative emotions.

He looked at this plump woman with skin as delicate as cream and an endlessly charming expression, and asked curiously, "Where are you from?"

Hearing this, the woman immediately covered her mouth and laughed, glanced at Rango coquettishly, and gently touched his chest with her fingers. The admiration in her eyes was not concealed. "You can call me Aphrodite, the ancient Greek goddess of love and beauty, but I prefer another name that mortals call me..."

As she spoke, she suddenly stood on tiptoe, leaned close to Rango's ear, and whispered softly, "Goddess of Sexual Desire."

"hiss--"

Rango couldn't help but take a deep breath. Not only did the figure and appearance of the woman in front of him completely meet his aesthetic standards, but even her priesthood carried a strong and astringent aura.

But Aphrodite?

He calmed himself down, looked at the woman carefully, frowned and said, "If I remember correctly, your husband should be Hephaestus, the god of fire and craftsmanship on Mount Olympus, right?"

Aphrodite, who was flirting with Rango, heard this and the smile on her face was replaced by a trace of resentment and disappointment: "Yes, it's a pity that although he is the god of blacksmiths, he lacks the tenacity and fortitude that a blacksmith should have. He has followed Zeus and left this land, leaving me, a lonely woman."

As she spoke, she hugged Rango's arm tightly, her eyes revealing a kind of fragility and helplessness that made people want to hug her in their arms and ravage her.

Sangaofu Bichi.
Rango cursed inwardly. He came here today to kill a bunch of gods to accumulate energy for the system. How could his plan be easily disrupted by a woman, not to mention that the other party was a married woman.

But then again, this woman is indeed flirty.

"Ah, damn yellow-eyed devil!"

Rango shook his head helplessly, and after warning the Kitchen God and the black Ganesha with his eyes, he naturally put his arms around Aphrodite's waist, talked and laughed with her, and sat on the sofa in the corner together. He also gently lifted her calf and placed it on his thigh.

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The gods who witnessed this scene all looked at him in surprise. They had thought that Rango would fight to the death with the Kitchen God and others, but they did not expect that in the blink of an eye he became intimate with Aphrodite.

Teddy was used to this, but what was a little strange was that he thought Aphrodite and the goddess of love Venus were the same person.

Soon, his good brother Rango helped him answer this question.

"So, Greek mythology and Roman mythology are similar in many ways?" Rango asked softly while holding Aphrodite in his arms, "Are you both the goddess of beauty in Greek mythology and the goddess of love in Roman mythology?"

"Yes." Aphrodite smiled and nodded, explaining gently, "Strictly speaking, except for Lord Jupiter, most of the gods in Rome and Greece are the same."

Rango shrugged and asked, "What about Jupiter? I see you all seem to have great respect for him?"

From the moment they entered the dinner, both the receptionist Mercury and the gods here were full of respect when they mentioned Jupiter, which shows that his status in the dinner of the gods is extraordinary.

"Of course. Lord Jupiter is the only god who sticks to the earth. He holds a belief that is more firm and courageous than Zeus and God." Aphrodite's words were full of admiration for Lord Jupiter, and the expression was almost beyond words.

Rango was a little surprised after hearing this. According to the old man Dionysus, once the ancient gods escaped, their first target would be the gods in their own myths. But why are there still so many gods left on Earth?

The last and most puzzling point was, since these gods had joined forces to seal the ancient gods hundreds of thousands of years ago, why were they running away now?
Wouldn't it be okay to just work together to seal it again?
He confided his doubts to Aphrodite, but the woman just smiled and said nothing, with a hint of cunning in her eyes.

That expression clearly said, although I know the inside story, I will never tell you easily unless you give me some benefits.

Seeing this, Rango's fingers glowed with crystal blue light and gently touched Aphrodite's ankle.

The goddess of beauty's body trembled instantly, and a tingling suction came from Rango's fingers and slowly spread upwards.

She snorted softly and looked at Rango with tender eyes. Just as she opened her red lips and was about to say something, the door of the lounge was suddenly pushed open.

A man in a suit jumped into the room, opened his arms, and glanced at everyone triumphantly.

"Look who's here? It's Lord Lucifer who will help you defeat Satan!"

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The lounge was completely silent. Even Rango, who was stroking the goddess' thigh, stopped involuntarily and looked at the man at the door with disgust.

"Come on! Is this how you greet the hero who defeated the Ancient God?"

Lucifer pointed at the guys in front of him angrily and said, "If I hadn't fought bravely in hell, how would you have the chance to sit here and eat tonight? When Satan comes, he will eat you!"

"Don't flatter yourself, Lucifer. You just helped others." "That's right, who doesn't know that Satan was killed by Winchester with one shot? I have watched that video at least ten times."

"You just got an advantage. Even my grandma can defeat Satan with the Winchesters."

Lucifer, who had been planning to show off, now looked extremely embarrassed. Strictly speaking, he did not play a big role in the last battle with Satan during his last trip to hell.

From beginning to end, the only things that could cause damage to Satan were Rango's fists and bullets.

But this does not prevent him from sharing the honor.

He cursed at the guy who just complained about him: "Shut up, Samedi! Your grandmother can't be like me and become Rango's lifelong friend. Fuck, wait for my brother to come, I will let him start with you, he listens to me the most."

Lucifer glared at the group of guys, and then when he was about to find a seat in the middle to sit down, he suddenly caught a glimpse of two familiar figures in the corner, and his steps stopped involuntarily.

"Lanlango? You're here so early?"

Lucifer's face was instantly filled with a smile, and there was no trace of the embarrassment he had felt when he was bragging just now.

He walked up to Rango, roughly pulled Aphrodite away, and then squeezed in next to Rango.

Just as Rango was about to speak, Lucifer explained softly, "This woman is a well-known socialite in the God circle. You don't want to become a 'fellow traveler' with a guy like Ganesha, do you?"

"what?"

Upon hearing this, Rango immediately let go of the goddess of beauty's hand, coughed lightly, pretended not to see Aphrodite's sad face, and put his arm around Lucifer's shoulder and started chatting and laughing.

But after Aphrodite left, Rango pushed Lucifer away and asked unhappily, "Don't mention my name outside anymore. When did we become lifelong friends? I've only known you for less than a month."

"What does it matter how long we've known each other? What matters is what we've been through together."

Lucifer raised his eyebrows and looked at Rango with a smirk, "I know the location of the guest rooms here. When Aphrodite sat on your lap just now, you must have been feeling pent up, right? How about I turn into a woman and give you a good time?"

".Psycho." Rango turned away speechlessly.

At this time, Lucifer had turned into the female form he had last time, and wanted to imitate Aphrodite, so he put his arms around Rango's neck and sat on his lap for some intimacy.

"Don't touch me, kid."

"Don't be so formal. I've never dated a man before as a woman."

"Do you think I'll just go after anyone I see?"

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The two people's playful appearance attracted the attention of many people present.

Lucifer had been in the human world for tens of thousands of years, and they were all familiar with his unreliable appearance. But they didn't expect that the Winchester kid who could kill Satan could be so like-minded with Lucifer.

Here, just when Rango was getting a little impatient, a bright golden light suddenly burst out from the ceiling of the lounge, and then a man with an extraordinarily handsome appearance and a soft golden glow surrounding him leisurely descended.

He smiled warmly and glanced at everyone one by one. When his eyes touched Rango, he paused slightly, nodded actively, and released a hint of kindness.

The man then announced loudly: "Dinner is ready, everyone, please take a seat and enjoy."

As soon as these words were spoken, the gods around them instantly became excited, with their faces filled with infinite longing for the upcoming feast.

"This pretty boy is Balder, the Nordic God of Light and Jupiter's most loyal lackey." Lucifer leaned close to Rango's ear and whispered to explain.

Rango nodded slightly and was about to stand up and follow the others to the banquet hall, but he saw Balder tap the ground with his fingertips, and a flash of fluorescence suddenly appeared, like sunshine, and the surrounding environment changed instantly.

The sofa and coffee table in the lounge had been replaced by a long table that was a hundred meters long. The gods were sitting around it. In the distance, there were several small tables filled with various small gods, making the scene very lively.

"Ding Ding Ding-"

At the front of the long table, on the left side of the main seat, Balder stood up, tapped the wine glass with a silver spoon, and smiled at everyone, "According to the old custom, Lord Jupiter will come during the dinner. Before that, let us taste a few appetizers first."

Before he finished speaking, rows of men in waiter uniforms walked in pushing food carts. They were all Mercury's clones and looked exactly like that guy.

Looking at the gods around him salivating, Rango couldn't help but cast a curious look at Lucifer: "So what kind of delicious food are these guys eating? Golden apples? Bee cows? Divine syrup? It can't be ginseng fruit, right?"

Lucifer stared at the silver dinner covers placed in front of everyone with complicated eyes, but did not directly answer Rango's question. Instead, he said meaningfully: "Rango, I must be honest with you. Although this banquet of the gods has been passed down for tens of thousands of years, today is my first time to participate. I have never eaten these things before. You have to believe me."

".Whether you have eaten or not is none of my business."

Rango replied silently, and then without waiting for Mercury to uncover it, he took the initiative to remove the lid of the dinner.

In an instant, his smile froze on his face.

On the plate, there was a baby covered in sauce and honey. The baby was staring at Rango curiously with eyes wide open, as if filled with amazement at the sudden bright world around him.

"Rango, these damn bastards, they actually..."

Teddy's original mood of feasting disappeared in an instant, and the knife in his hand slid weakly onto the table.

He looked around in shock, and saw that in front of each god there was a living baby, with saliva hanging from the corners of their mouths and greed and desire in their eyes, as if they wanted to swallow the child in the bowl into their stomachs immediately.

Rango took a deep breath, red light flashing in his eyes. He could clearly feel the extraordinary power surging in the babies' bodies. These children were born superhumans, but at this moment they were like fish on the chopping block, and were placed on the table by the gods as food.

"Fake."

He clenched his fists in anger and was about to stand up when a hand suddenly pressed on his shoulder.

Aphrodite bent down, leaned close to Rango's ear, and persuaded him with her seductive voice: "Eat him, Rango, as long as you are willing, you will become one of us. Whether it is the revival of the ancient gods or the destruction of the earth, you will be safe. Just give me a face, okay?"

Her words seemed to have magic, trying to soothe the anger in Rango's heart and calm him down.

Rango looked up and saw that the gods at the table suddenly became expressionless. They all turned their heads and stared at him.

"hehe."

Rango sneered, turned his head to look at Aphrodite who had a sincere expression beside him, and asked in confusion: "Give you face?"

"You are a stinky bitch, where do you get the face from?!"

puff--

The next second, an arm shining with blue light suddenly pierced through Aphrodite's chest, and blood splattered everywhere!

(End of this chapter)