Extraordinary North America: Where are the magical partners?

Chapter 311 Celebration Party (Daily)
"You know, people look pretty heavy in a suit, right?"

“So I used the heaviest tank series armor that day and flew directly in front of the president.

“The moment it hit the ground—bang!”

"I asked him, 'Are you looking for this?' Hahahaha"

On the top floor of Stark Tower in New York, a luxurious party is in full swing.

In addition to members of the Avengers and agents of S.H.I.E.L.D., there were also many Hollywood actresses and European supermodels surrounding them, and the air was filled with the fragrance of alcohol and perfume.

At this time, Tony's friend in the army, Rod, nicknamed War Machine, was laughing heartily after sharing his treasured jokes. At the same time, he kept a close eye on Rango in front of him, afraid of missing any subtle expressions on the other's face.

"Um"

Rango exchanged a bewildered look with Thor and Tony beside him, then frowned at Rhodes and asked, "What's next?"

"Behind?" Rhodes widened his eyes and shook his head: "Don't you understand what I mean? I fell from the sky and appeared directly in front of the president, and then 'bang--!'"

"OK, OK, I see what you mean."

Rango patted Rhodes on the shoulder and said with pretended understanding: "Good joke. You must be tired after talking so much. How about you go to the bar and get a glass of wine to moisten your throat?"

"Come on, this is my best joke, can't you guys give me some reaction?!" Rhodes complained with an unhappy look on his face.

His jokes always made the women laugh, but they failed on Tony and Thor last time. Unexpectedly, it didn't work on Rango this time either.

Seeing his disappointed look, Rango said with a smile: "Dude, you need to update your joke library. Let me tell you one and show you what a real joke is."

Upon hearing this, many guests attending the party looked over curiously.

After all, a joke told by Superman, who had just saved the earth not long ago, must contain deep meaning and philosophy.

Tony and Captain America, who knew Rango's character very well, couldn't help but move aside. They had an ominous premonition in their hearts.

Rango looked around at everyone, smiled and raised two fingers: "If a squid and a black man jump off the roof at the same time, which one will land first?"

The guests looked at each other in bewilderment. The beginning of this joke seemed a little wrong. Why did Superman use the two most sensitive groups in the country as examples right from the start?
Captain America, who had already sensed that the atmosphere was not right, quickly retreated behind the crowd and hid in a corner. Tony also wanted to leave immediately, but Rango had already grabbed his shoulder, so he couldn't run away.

Under everyone's expectant gaze, Rango continued, "The answer is black people. Do you know why?"

Everyone shook their heads.

"Because the shackles are heavier than ashes! Hahahaha..."

Rango laughed so hard that he fell backwards. The last time Teddy told him this joke, he almost laughed to tears.

However, the guests present all looked embarrassed, and many of them looked like they wanted to laugh but didn't dare to.

Outside the hall, a black hand that had just grasped the door handle trembled a few times and then retracted after hearing the conversation inside.

Nick Fury's face darkened even more. He had brought a bottle of good wine to celebrate because SHIELD had saved the world, but he didn't expect to hear such a damn racist joke before he even entered the door.

"It would be great if this guy was mute."

Nick snorted softly, pulled up his collar, blended directly into the darkness, and left quietly.

The atmosphere at the party was even more awkward than when Rod was telling jokes.

Thinking that everyone would burst into laughter, Rango pouted, not understanding why these people were so serious.

Fortunately, it wasn't long before Agent Hill stepped in and cleverly lightened the mood with a few wisecracks.

After the people around her dispersed again, she changed the subject and asked curiously, "Why didn't I see the girls tonight? Where did Pepper and Jane go?"

"Oh, Pepper is taking care of business downstairs." Tony smiled with a bit of pride.

"I don't even know which country Jane went to." Saul boasted, "Her research in the field of celestial aggregation has made her a hot astronomer in the world."

Seeing this, Tony immediately interrupted and replied to Thor: "And the company managed by Pepper is the largest economic conglomerate in the world."

"Wow, cool." Thor nodded, then added, "Did I mention that Jane has been nominated for a Nobel Prize?"

Hill and Rhodes exchanged helpless glances, and finally couldn't help but interrupt the two big boys who were still competing with each other, and said with a smile: "Yes, they are indeed very outstanding and very busy, so they missed the party tonight."

"Who said they were absent?"

Rango took a glass of wine from the waiter and said casually, "Aren't they all taking turns playing with Yumi in the lounge downstairs? Business elites and academic talents can't move their legs when they see Yumi."

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Tony and Thor were speechless for a moment. After coughing twice in embarrassment, they looked away.

Hill smiled, then turned his curious eyes to Rango and asked with interest: "What about you, Rango, have you ever thought about finding a girlfriend? Do you want me to introduce you to some?"

Rango raised his eyebrows and said casually, "How can I describe it to you? In my world, there are countless women who love me, including my childhood sweetheart, the daughter of an exorcist family, the daughter of a legendary vampire, the apple of the eye of the goddess Athena... Even when you contacted me, I was sleeping in the same bed with Lucifer, and the goddess of love Aphrodite from Olympus was queuing outside the door."

Hill and Rhodes looked at each other in confusion, obviously not believing what Rango said. On the contrary, Thor and Tony, who had been to Rango's world, cast doubtful eyes.

Tony, in particular, was considering whether he should go to Rango's Earth again so that this guy could introduce him to a few goddesses for entertainment.

As the alcohol gradually seeped in, the party atmosphere became more and more lively.

Many famous female stars gathered around Rango, listening to the adventure stories of this superman who saved the world twice in succession.

Many of the actresses were already clinging to him, with some even sitting directly on his lap, hugging Rango's neck, their eyes filled with passion and desire.

Although there are many superheroes present, they are either old-fashioned or have already been married. Tony, who used to love playing, has also become more restrained after getting engaged to Pepper.

Therefore, Rango, who has never been rumored to have a love relationship, has impeccable appearance and ability, and is the most famous, naturally became the target of these actresses.

If you can spend a night with Superman, you will definitely be on the front page of all media the next day. This is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity for publicity.

"Clap clap-"

Just at this moment, a burst of crisp applause broke the noise at the scene.

All the ladies who had finished playing with Yumi downstairs had arrived here. Pepper clapped her hands and asked the invited girls to leave with polite words but a very cold expression.

Now, as the president of Stark Group, her style of doing things is no longer as gentle and pleasant as when Rango first met her. Instead, she has become decisive and swift. In just a few words, she asked all the actresses and models to leave Stark Tower.

Rango didn't try to persuade them to stay. His pockets were already stuffed with pieces of paper with room numbers on them. He could just pick a few at random after the party.

However, just as he was thinking about how to choose a concubine tonight, a round and perky buttocks had quietly sat on his legs. "Uh Skye?"

Rango looked at the oriental-looking woman in front of him who was smiling at him. It took him a few seconds to think of her name.

She is a female agent of S.H.I.E.L.D., a member of Coulson's team, and also a highly skilled female hacker.

Skye looked at Rango with resentment in her eyes. Last time, because of the effect of the Berserker's Staff on desire, she had a hearty friendly battle with Rango.

Although she never expected to become a boyfriend or girlfriend with Rango, she had a hope in her heart that she could comfort each other's loneliness with this superhero from time to time in the future.

After all, it is not easy to find such a friend with impeccable looks, strength, fame and status!
But she didn't expect that since that time, the text messages and phone calls she sent to Rango fell into the sea, and there was no response, as if the other party had completely forgotten her.

Therefore, when she learned that Stark Tower was holding a celebration party, she begged Coulson for a long time and was finally allowed to enter the place as a follower.

Originally, he wanted to spend some time with Rango, but he was always surrounded by Tony, Thor, or a group of girls posing coquettishly. Now he finally found a chance to be alone.

"How come you never called me? I sent you so many text messages."

"Uh, hahaha, I was in another world then, so I could see Coulson. I should have told you that I'm not from your world."

"Huh? No."

Skye was completely confused. Rango was actually an alien. This was truly earth-shattering news.

Coulson, who heard their voices, smiled helplessly and said, "Rango, your identity is one of the top secrets of S.H.I.E.L.D. Only agents above level nine have the authority to know it."

"All right."

Rango shrugged. It was actually not a big deal. With Thor's big mouth, his identity as an alien would probably have spread throughout Asgard long ago.

It's just that... he looked with some regret at Zhao Hailun, a Korean female medical doctor who was holding a wine glass not far away and glancing over here from time to time, and pinched Sky's buttocks with great pity.

At this time, only the members of the Avengers and the agents of SHIELD who frequently came and went were left in the hall. They sat around on the sofa, chatting about the recent events.

Then I don't know how the conversation turned to Thor's hammer on the coffee table.

"This is absolutely nonsense. Only those with a righteous heart and a pure soul can pick up this hammer."

Hawkeye curled his lips and teased Thor: "Dude, you don't look like a person with a pure heart."

"Hahaha"

Hearing the laughter of the crowd, Thor, who felt that he had lost face in front of his girlfriend Jane, raised his hand to signal everyone to be quiet, and said confidently: "If you don't believe me, you can give it a try, but from what I have observed, I am the only one who is qualified to lift Mjolnir."

As soon as these words were spoken, everyone exchanged glances, and many people showed expressions of wanting to try it.

Hawkeye, who believed himself to be righteous, stood up first, walked to the hammer, took a deep breath, and gripped the hammer handle tightly with both hands.

"I don't want to brag, but when it comes to justice, I don't think I'm much less than you!" Hawkeye said, and exerted force suddenly!

However, no matter how hard he tried, Mjolnir did not move at all and stood firmly on the coffee table.

"what"

Hawkeye growled, his face flushed red, but Mjolnir still didn't react.

He pursed his teeth and said, "Well, I can't lift it, but that just means it's heavy. I don't believe in the idea of ​​a pure heart."

Then, Tony, Rhodes, Dr. Banner, and even Coulson from SHIELD all tried, but none of them succeeded.

It's worth noting that the women present, such as Pepper, Skye, Jane, and Black Widow, didn't seem interested in the hammer and didn't try to lift it.

I don’t know if it’s because he knows he can’t do it or because he doesn’t want people to question whether his heart is pure.

Soon, only Rango and Captain America were left on the field without trying.

Amid everyone's cheers, Captain America stood up with a smile and grasped the handle of Mjolnir's hammer.

What was surprising was that the hammer of Thor, which had been motionless, actually shook slightly the moment he grasped it!
Thor's face suddenly became serious and he stared at Captain America.

But then Captain America tried several times to lift the hammer but failed, and he finally breathed a sigh of relief.

But before Thor could be happy for long, another man who made him worried stood up.

Rango looked at Mjolnir in front of him, his eyes flashing with excitement, and he rubbed his palms involuntarily.

During the battle with Satan, he summoned a revolver in Hell that could kill gods, and not long ago, after killing a large number of gods following Jupiter, he summoned another weapon.

But for him, none of these are as attractive as the charm of Thor's hammer.

"If I can lift it, Thor, you have to promise to lend me the hammer for two days."

"Ah? This"

Thor was embarrassed when he heard this and said, "Forget it, Rango. I can lend you my wife and children, but Mjolnir is mine."

Before he could finish his words, Jane glared at him with a murderous look, so he had to shut his mouth in embarrassment.

"Tsk, you Grandet from Asgard."

Rango joked, then he took a deep breath, tightly grasped the hammer handle with both hands like an iron hoop, and growled:
"Give me a name—!"

boom--!
A scene that no one expected appeared!
Instead of being lifted up by Rango, Thor's hammer released a fierce bolt of lightning, which instantly knocked him away!

"What's going on? Why did Mjolnir attack Rango?" Captain America looked at Thor in shock.

Thor also found it unbelievable, but then he seemed to have thought of something. His eyes widened and he scratched his head doubtfully and said, "Could it be that... only those with pure hearts can lift Mjolnir, while those with obscene and dirty hearts will be attacked by it?"

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Upon hearing this, everyone couldn't help but look at each other, and their eyes became extremely subtle.

The next second, I don’t know who couldn’t help laughing first, and the others also gave up restraining themselves and looked at Rango, who was covered in dust in the distance, and couldn’t help laughing.

For a moment, the entire top floor of Stark Building was immersed in a cheerful atmosphere.

At the same time, Nick Fury, who had just left not long ago, returned again.

He listened to the voices of the superheroes laughing inside, frowning. He took out the faxed document from his pocket, was silent for a while, and finally pushed the door open heavily.

(End of this chapter)