Extraordinary North America: Where are the magical partners?

Chapter 353 Murder House Account: 10300 Minions!
When he first returned to North America, Rango was not very happy to settle in New York. He preferred Los Angeles on the west coast.

The beach beauties, Hollywood and the Lakers all have a great appeal to him. The only drawback is that there are too many immigrants, and most of them are blacks and Mexicans, which affects the cityscape.

If all else fails, Montana is also a good choice.

A vast ranch and southern cowgirls. When she is in a bad mood, she takes a gun and goes out to tease some black guys. If she accidentally kills one, she will send him directly to the "train station".

As for New York?

Fuck! This crappy place has congested traffic, the highest prices in the US, and ridiculously high taxes. Although Rango had some money at the time, life in New York was definitely not as comfortable as the one he had in the South.

But there is no need to talk about what happened afterwards. In order to adopt Emma, ​​I had to buy a house and find a job in the local area. Even though I felt a little unhappy, I had no choice but to settle down here.

However, the longer he stayed in this big city, the more he fell in love with it.

There are many reasons, but the most important factor is that there are so many interesting people and things in this city!
Especially for someone like Rango who knows most of the well-known movies and American TV series, he would meet a familiar guy almost every few steps.

“But this is too much.”

Rango looked at the villa in front of him, which was no different from the ordinary middle-class houses. He scratched his head and looked at the minions surrounding him.

"So, that bastard Gru's home is not only in the same neighborhood as ours, but also just two blocks away?!"

"yep~"

The minions nodded repeatedly, jumped and danced in front of the villa's gate, and chattered about something.

This time, after asking Elastigirl about Mr. Incredible's base, he and Teddy split up.

Teddy went to Mr. Superpower's lair and brought back all the valuable things, and he followed the minions who led the way to Gru's house.

I originally thought that Gru's base was either in the deep suburbs or an abandoned subway station, but I didn't expect it to be so close to his home.

Rango shrugged his shoulders upon seeing this, and walked forward casually, his eyes fixed on the locked door.

Om-!
The thermal rays shot out suddenly, melting and burning through the lock.

The door opened with a bang, and Rango, without any hesitation, led no less than one hundred, ninety-nine minions into Gru's house.

After entering the villa, I pressed the light switch, and the dim yellow light instantly dispelled the darkness and spread throughout the house.

It is worth mentioning that although Gru looks like a despicable and shameless villain on the surface, the decoration of his home is quite warm.

The surroundings are filled with small and cute ornaments, the wallpaper and lights are all in warm colors, and there is even a photo of Gru and a Minion hanging on the wall.

"Rick! Rick!"

When the Minions saw this photo, they immediately pointed at the Minion sitting on Gru's shoulders and started shouting, then began whispering to each other in all kinds of messy dialects, and no one knew what they were saying.

After listening for a while, Rango roughly understood it.

It turns out that Gru would select the best-performing Minion every week to take a photo with him as a reward, to encourage the remaining Minions to work hard and overtime.

And this Rick has occupied the photo position for several years and is Gru's most capable assistant and partner.

"Tsk, I didn't realize this guy is quite good at PUAing his younger brothers."

Rango snorted disdainfully. After spending a few years with the Minions, he also understood the personalities of these little guys.

They are not the kind of creatures that can recognize their masters. The reason they are willing to obey a person is purely because they regard the other person as their boss.

But being a boss means paying salaries!
Ever since there were so many Minions at home, Teddy stopped buying lottery tickets and used all his saved money to pay the Minions’ salaries.

But this guy Gru actually used flashy photo taking to PUA the Minions. It can be imagined that this guy probably never gave money to the Minions on a daily basis.

"We'll do the same in our family from now on!"

Rango made a decisive decision. He raised his chin towards the minions beside him and said with a raised eyebrow, "From now on, whoever among you behaves the best and is the most obedient and well-behaved can take a photo with me and your little boss every week and hang it in the living room."

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The little yellow people were all stunned and looked at each other for a long time without saying a word.

Just when Rango thought they were dissatisfied with his behavior, the little guys suddenly cheered together, excitedly grabbed Rango's trouser legs and spun around, some even somersaulted on the spot, jumped into the air and wanted to kiss Rango.

"Alright, alright, get off quickly. Damn it, if you touch me again, I'll deduct your salary!"

Rango reluctantly threw them aside. Although the little guys were cute, they were sometimes so clingy that it was unbearable.

"By the way, Kevin! Bob! Dave!" He shouted to the Minions he was most familiar with.

As soon as he finished speaking, three minions immediately stepped out and looked at him expectantly.

"Lead the way." Rango pointed at the house and said casually, "Since Gru is an evil inventor, he must have a base. After all, you have followed him for so long, why don't you try to find out where this guy's base is hidden?"

He remembered that in the movie, Gru had a large group of Minions who were used as tools to research all sorts of weapon inventions.

Rango was not very interested in these weapons, but as for top-level engineers like the Minions, the more the better.

After receiving the order, Kevin and his companions did not dare to delay for a moment. Each of them led a group of Minions to begin searching the entire villa.

Rango pulled a chair and sat down, ready to light a cigarette and think carefully about how to deal with those guys who were spying on him in the dark.

However, just as the cigarette was lit, a call came from the Minions.

The group of little guys were gathered in front of an elevator disguised as a closet, pointing at the buttons next to the closet and looking at him.

Rango walked forward with the cigarette butt in his mouth, took a closer look, and found that the button that controlled the elevator was actually a combination lock that required fingerprints and irises to unlock.

He was too lazy to look for a way to crack the code. Since he had searched the upper floors of the villa without finding any trace of the elevator, the only possibility was that it led downwards.

After waving to the Minions, signaling them to disperse, Rango activated his thermal vision and aimed it at the floor below!
hum! ! !
Within a few breaths, a huge square hole had been cut out in the alloy steel plate several meters thick underground.

"Let's go down and take a look!"

Rango was the first to jump down, and the minions behind him followed quickly, like dumplings being dropped into the water, and made excited noises.

After a few seconds, Rango landed safely.

The scene before him at this moment was completely different from the cozy environment of the villa above.

Ahead is an underground base that covers a huge area and is incredibly spacious!
The surroundings were filled with all kinds of mechanical instruments that Rango had never seen before, and countless Minions were running around busily inside.

There were people doing scientific research in white coats, people doing welding work in masks, people patrolling with weapons, and even people being stretched out on the bed as experimental subjects for human research!

"Thank you for your generous gift."

Rango's expression was filled with shock as he bit the cigarette butt.

That guy Gru actually dug a square underground. Isn't he afraid of causing the entire community to collapse?

And how many Minions are there?!

Rango looked up and saw a sea of ​​yellow in front of him. If Teddy were here, he would probably have excitedly sung "yellow".

"Enemy attack!!!"

Before he could sigh for a moment, the Minion soldiers who had noticed a stranger had broken in pointed at Rango and started shouting.

The group of Minions holding weapons who looked like security guards attacked Rango one after another, firing all kinds of colorful laser weapons at him. Even more Minions in the back formed a battle formation, roaring and rushing towards Rango. "You're quite aggressive."

Rango was not angry when he saw this. He smiled and used his body to withstand these painless attacks.

He could even block with his own body the star-destroying beam cannon fired from a giant spaceship, let alone the laser fired from a small pistol.

Fortunately, the attack by these minions, who were still affiliated with Gru, did not last long.

The minions who followed Rango have already rushed out from behind him and are happily running towards their former companions in front.

The yellow people in the base were suddenly confused, looking blankly at the group of companions in front of them who had disappeared for a long time.

Kevin and Dave, who had just been called by Rango, said something to the minions. They kept chirping and gesticulating, pointing at Rango and making gestures like counting money.
Although Rango didn't understand much, every time they spoke, the minions in the base would open their mouths wide and gasp for air with a look of shock.

One of the minions even stretched out his legs to imitate the look of Gru's death. This scene immediately made the minions in the base very sad, and tears even welled up in their big eyes.

But soon, they all turned their eyes to Rango again.

Looking at those countless big eyes, Rango smiled awkwardly.

"Hi guys, my house is actually pretty big, if you want to find a new boss."

This group of minions that originally belonged to Gru looked at each other and started whispering to each other.

Not long after, a one-eyed minion with a Mohawk hairstyle jumped in front of Rango.

Rango remembered it clearly. This little yellow man seemed to be the little yellow man sitting on Gru's shoulders in the group photo in the living room. What was his name? Rick?
The little yellow man came up to Rango, first raised his head and stared at Rango for a long time like a fool, then grabbed his trouser leg, moved up, stuck his head out and sniffed.

After being sniffed for several minutes, Rango became a little impatient, but just as he was about to pick up the minion's head and put it down.

The little minion named Rick suddenly jumped off him and opened his mouth to reveal a satisfied smile.

"Buna na!"

It shouted to the countless minions behind it.

As if a switch had been pressed, all the minions in the base suddenly became excited, put down their weapons, and the alertness on their faces disappeared without a trace. They all surrounded Rango and shouted "Bunana".
The entire base was suddenly resounding with bursts of noisy "bananas".

"Is this a successful recognition as boss?"

Listening to the shouts coming one after another, Rango couldn't help but raise the corners of his mouth proudly.

Wait, how many Minions are there here?

He raised his hand and counted, and then his smile slowly froze.

One thousand three hundred Minions?

His house can’t hold so many!

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On the other hand, just when Rango was worrying about how to accommodate more than 10,000 Minions, the Big Bad Wolf and his companions who were far away in the suburbs also came to the transaction place agreed upon with the man in the suit.

"One tube of essence, one tube of blood, and one tube of cerebrospinal fluid. That's right. When he comes over, we shouldn't rush to give them to him yet. Let's take this opportunity to test his background first."

"But will he believe it? This cerebrospinal fluid is clearly the shampoo we just poured in. You can tell at a glance that something is wrong."

"Bullshit, that guy has never seen what borneol looks like, how does he know that it is fake shampoo?"

At the gate of an abandoned factory, the animal thieves, without the hacker spider, were anxiously waiting for the arrival of the man in suit.

Although they now have Rango as their backup, they still feel a little uncertain.

After all, who knows if they can hold on until Rango arrives from other places. If they don’t make it in time, I’m afraid that when Rango arrives, he will only be able to collect their bodies.

call out--!
Suddenly there was a roar in the air.

A guy who looked like the Human Torch in the Fantastic Four, with flames all over his body, drew an arc across the night sky and landed precisely in front of them.

The gust of air when they landed startled the Big Bad Wolf and his companions, and they couldn't help but take a few steps back.

Joseph looked at these guys coldly, but when he saw the several fist-thick test tubes in the hands of the Big Bad Wolf, he instantly lost his composure.

"you?!"

He pointed at the Big Bad Wolf and asked in horror, "Did you get it?!"

"Uh, yeah."

Although Big Bad Wolf didn't understand why this guy had such a different expression, he still nodded and said, "In order to complete the mission, Gru, Mr. Super, and the Internet Girl all sacrificed themselves. But fortunately, we have extracted all the things from the dragon. What about Professor Jam's soul? Let's exchange souls with one hand and fluids with the other!"

Joseph said nothing, but just stared at the three test tubes in confusion.

After a long time, he took a deep breath, nodded and said in a deep voice: "Very good, give the things to me first. I don't have your teacher's soul with me. You can go to the company with me later to get it."

"no!"

The Big Bad Wolf immediately refused and said sharply, "If you don't hand over the professor's soul, I will smash it."

Bang!
Before he finished speaking, a gust of wind had already passed in front of him.

The Big Bad Wolf suddenly felt his hands lighten, and the three test tubes he had been holding tightly were actually in the hands of the man in the suit!

"Ridiculous!"

Joseph did not rush to identify the authenticity of the liquid in the test tube. After placing it inside his suit, he sneered at Big Bad Wolf and the others and said, "To be honest, I admire your ability to act, but unfortunately..."

He shook his head and sighed, "Since your partner is dead, I'll take you down to see her. Just consider it as your reward for this mission."

As he finished speaking, countless balls of fire as big as human heads emerged from the air and surrounded Joseph.

Some of them were extremely hot, almost exploding and burning the air, while others were icy cold, emitting a chilling air.

Witnessing this scene, the Big Bad Wolf was startled. Although he knew that the other party might not let them go, he did not expect that this guy would not even say a few words of greeting and would turn his face against them as soon as they met!

But the good thing is.
"Hehe, I knew you had bad intentions, but luckily we didn't come unprepared!"

After saying that, the Big Bad Wolf patted his chest, where the black sticky substance that had entered his body was.

Since he was sent by Rango to help them, his strength must not be underestimated.

However, he clapped several times, but there was no reaction in his body.

"Venom, Venom? Venom brother, don't scare me, where are you?!"

"I'm here!"

The Big Bad Wolf turned his head suddenly and saw a black, sticky substance that looked like paste running out hundreds of meters away, waving at him and saying, "I'm really sorry, I'm afraid of fire! You guys take care of it first!"

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The Big Bad Wolf and his companions looked at each other blankly.

This guy actually escaped?!
(End of this chapter)