Extraordinary North America: Where are the magical partners?
Chapter 356 "Oh My God! It's Jackie Chan!"
Chapter 356 "Oh My God! It's Jackie Chan!"
The whistling sound of the wind suddenly stopped as if a pause button had been pressed, and even the breathing sounds of the surrounding animal thieves disappeared.
Every one of these guys opened their mouths wide, staring at the scene in disbelief.
Joseph, who had died several times and entered his final form, was like a god, but was grabbed by the head and pressed to the ground by Rango like a chicken? !
"It's you who is planning to attack my family?"
Rango looked at Joseph, the half-man, half-snake figure at his feet, and the more he looked, the more he felt that he looked familiar.
and many more!
What the hell?!
No wonder he looks so familiar, this guy now looks exactly like the Quetzalcoatl statue that appeared during the Indian blood sacrifice!
"Quetzalcoatl?" Rango raised his eyebrows and asked lightly.
Hearing this, Joseph's struggling body suddenly froze, thinking that the other party had seen through his background.
No, if Winchester knew about the existence of the "Company", he should have gone to the headquarters and arrested everyone in the company. Why would he come here to ask me?
When he thought of this, Joseph heaved a sigh of relief. Rango must have seen information about Quetzalcoatl before, so he associated his current form with Quetzalcoatl.
"Yes, I am the one who inherited the power of Quetzalcoatl and walked among the worlds recognized by our Lord."
Joseph said to Rango in a deep voice, "The mission of seizing the black dragon's body fluids was also requested by my Lord. However, I didn't know that the black dragon was actually your man, Winchester. I think there may be some misunderstanding. But since the Big Bad Wolf and his men didn't complete the mission, it means that the black dragon was not injured, right?"
As he spoke, he looked at Rango's expression, and found that the other person had no expression at all. For a moment, he couldn't figure out Rango's thoughts, so he could only soften his attitude and said in a gentle voice:
"Look, it's already late, and I guess you haven't eaten yet. I happen to know a very good steak house. How about I treat you to a meal and let this matter be settled?"
Rango was stunned when he heard this and asked curiously: "You're inviting me to dinner?"
"That's right, I'll treat you to whatever you want to eat!" Joseph immediately replied excitedly.
Rango was speechless. He came here to kill him, but this guy wanted to resolve the grudge over a meal.
".This is really hell, do you monsters all have abnormal brain circuits?"
Rango raised his foot and stepped heavily on Joseph's snake head, and said seriously: "Seeing how arrogant you were just now, I decided to beat you up first!"
After he finished speaking, Joseph suddenly felt a powerful force coming from Rango's toes and pressing heavily on his head, as if it was going to crush his head like a watermelon.
"Fuck, don't think I'm really afraid of you!"
Seeing this, Joseph no longer compromised. His body turned into a pool of silver liquid and quickly escaped from under Rango's feet.
After he escaped, the liquid condensed into Joseph's body again. His body was completely transformed. His lower body turned into a huge snake tail, and the scales glowed coldly in the moonlight. His upper body still maintained a human shape, but his skin was covered with snake-like patterns. His eyes were as cold as a venomous snake, and his pupils shrank into a thin line.
This guy stared at Rango coldly. The next second, he spread his arms, and the air around him suddenly twisted. A strong wind blew up, blowing up gravel and iron filings on the ground.
His voice was low and hoarse, like the hissing of a snake. "It is rumored that you have killed two ancient gods, Satan and Jupiter, who were at the level of God Kings. You also slaughtered hundreds of gods from the East and the West at the Gods' Banquet. You are known as the God Killer. This time I want to see if you are as scary as the rumors say."
Hearing this guy's bold words, Rango's eyes remained calm, as if Joseph in front of him was just an insignificant reptile.
By the way, he shrugged at him, signaling this guy to make a move quickly.
Seeing that he didn't take him seriously, Joseph was obviously extremely angry.
He swung his arms violently, and the strong wind turned into sharp blades, mixed with gravel and iron filings, sweeping towards Rango. At the same time, the ground cracked, and hot magma gushed out from the cracks. The flames and strong winds intertwined to form a destructive elemental storm.
Rango stood there, letting the storm engulf him. The flames licked his skin, the wind tore his clothes, and gravel and iron filings hit him like bullets. However, his body did not move at all, and he did not even frown.
"Is that all you can do?" Rango's voice came from the storm with a hint of sarcasm.
The storm dissipated, and Rango, wearing dark golden armor, stood there unscathed. He brushed off the nonexistent dust on his body and shook his head in a helpless smile. "My friend, if this is all you have, you won't even be able to sit at the main table at the banquet of the gods, do you know that?"
"You" Joseph looked at the scene in front of him in shock. When he was about to speak, his pupils suddenly shrank.
In front, Rango's figure disappeared instantly!
The next second, he appeared in front of Joseph!
The fist shining with blue light blasted out like a cannonball and hit Joseph's chest directly.
Joseph reacted extremely quickly. He swung his snake tail and quickly retreated. At the same time, he waved his hands and a wall of water appeared out of thin air, trying to block Rango's attack.
But Rango's fist still penetrated the water wall easily as if it was no man's land, splashing water everywhere, and the fist still went straight to Joseph's chest.
Joseph's pupils shrank and he hurriedly summoned a wall of earth, but Rango's fist still smashed the wall like a whirlwind and hit Joseph's chest heavily.
"boom!"
Joseph's body flew backwards like a kite with a broken string, smashing the ground into a huge pit a hundred meters across! He spat out a mouthful of blood, a trace of horror flashing in his eyes.
"You...how is it possible!" Joseph struggled to stand up, and his snake tail drew a deep groove on the ground.
Rango didn't answer. His eyes suddenly glowed red, and two blazing laser beams shot out from his eyes, heading straight for Joseph.
Joseph hurriedly summoned an ice wall to try to block the laser beam, but the ice wall melted instantly under the impact of the beam.
"boom!"
The laser beam hit Joseph's shoulder, and his body was knocked away again, falling heavily to the ground. A charred wound was burned on his shoulder, and golden blood flowed down the wound.
"It's boring."
Rango smiled boredly, then slowly walked forward, and every step seemed to step on Joseph's heart.
Joseph gritted his teeth and slammed the ground with both hands. The ground cracked instantly and countless sharp stone spikes emerged from the ground, trying to pierce Rango's body.
Rango still did not dodge, allowing the stone thorns to pierce his body. The moment the stone thorns touched his skin, they shattered and turned into powder.
"Hey man, if this is the power of the Quetzalcoatl you mentioned, then I'm really disappointed." Rango looked at the guy's terrified eyes and said casually, "With your current so-called ultimate form, you can't even fight me. Even the lizard I keep in the sea can't take a few moves from you. What the hell is Quetzalcoatl? Such a waste!"
Seeing Rango getting closer and closer to him, Joseph knew that if he didn't use all his strength, he would probably die here if the other party punched him again.
After making up his mind to fight to the death with Rango, Joseph took action.
His body began to swell, the muscles under his skin bulged like mountains, and his bones made a teeth-grinding creaking sound. His figure quickly grew taller, ten meters, fifty meters, a hundred meters... Finally, he turned into a giant elephant that stood tall, his skin covered with thick scales, his eyes like two bloody moons, and his mouth spewed out blazing flames of death.
Rango stood at his feet, as small as an ant.
But although his figure seemed insignificant in Joseph's shadow, Rango's eyes remained calm, and there was even a smile of joy at the corner of his mouth.
This time, without any nonsense, Joseph opened his huge mouth, and the scorching flames of death poured down like a waterfall. Wherever the flames passed, the ground instantly turned into scorched earth, the air was distorted by the high temperature, and even the space seemed to be burning!
Rango still stood there, allowing the flames to engulf him!
His body was wrapped in golden and blue light. The moment the flames touched the light, they dissipated as if they had hit an invisible barrier.
"Put more strength, man!" Rango clapped his hands encouragingly in the sea of fire, "Keep going, don't tell me that's all you can do!"
"Damn guy!"
Joseph roared angrily, his eyes suddenly lit up, and two destructive beams shot out from his eyes, heading straight for Rango. Wherever the beams passed, the ground was torn apart, the air was ionized, and a sharp explosion sounded.
This time, Rango did not continue to resist with his body. After all, who knows whether these light waves will contain excessive radiation? What if it affects his fertility?
Yes, that's right, he has been thinking about becoming a father.
Then, his eyes also glowed red, and two hot laser beams shot out from his eyes, heading straight for Joseph's beam. The two beams collided in the air, bursting out with dazzling light, as if two stars were colliding.
At the intersection of the beams, energy waves spread like ripples, the ground cracked under the impact of the energy, and dust flew. The air was filled with the smell of ionization, and even breathing became difficult.
After a moment of stalemate, the energy of the two light beams reached its peak, and a huge energy shock erupted that swept across the entire space like a tsunami. The ground cracked under the impact, and dust flew everywhere.
Joseph's beam was gradually suppressed, and Rango's beam split Joseph's beam like a sharp sword and went straight to Joseph's eyes.
The guy hurriedly closed his eyes, but the thermal vision still hit his eyelids, making a harsh metallic friction sound.
"boom!"
Joseph's body was forced back several steps by the impact of the laser beam. The ground under his feet cracked and dust flew.
But he did not surrender so easily. Although he used so many methods, he was still no match for Rango, but he still had a unique skill!
Joseph's eyes, which were burned by the heat vision, glowed with a faint green light, and an invisible soul shock went straight towards Rango.
Through the battle just now, even a fool could see that Rango's physical defense was simply invincible. If one wanted to break through the defense, they could only attack from the inside.
And it just so happened that among his superpowers inspired by the Quetzalcoatl gene, one was the attack against the soul!
If hit by this soul shock, even a god would become an idiot. This is his last trump card. Must it be Walterfake? !
Joseph, who was waiting expectantly, suddenly widened his eyes and cursed angrily.
On the ground, Rango's head was actually wrapped in an airtight golden armor. The moment the soul impact touched the helmet, it was like hitting an invisible barrier and dissipated without a trace.
The golden helmet turned into liquid and flowed back into the armor. Rango, with his head exposed, looked at Joseph with disappointment in his eyes.
"Okay, let's end it here."
With super speed activated, Rango's figure disappeared again, and his fist hit Joseph's chest like lightning.
Joseph didn't even have time to react before a huge dent was made on his chest.
His indestructible scales shattered directly, blood flowed down like a waterfall, and his huge body shook like a mountain.
Just as Rango was about to throw the final punch to put an end to Joseph, the guy suddenly spoke with a tremor in his voice: "Wait! Wait! I can tell you everything!"
This fatal punch suddenly stopped in front of Joseph's head. Blue light flickered on the fist, as if it would explode at any time.
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It was early in the morning and it was already dark, but the "company" was still as busy as during the day.
The black boss who had just taught Joseph a lesson not long ago stood nervously in front of a screen, on which images captured by satellite were being played.
The image was very blurry, but one could see that a snake-like monster that was larger than a building was being beaten back repeatedly by a humanoid figure, and finally collapsed directly to the ground.
"This footage was sent out five minutes ago. Shit, if nothing unexpected happens, Joseph should be dead."
"Who is that figure? Dracula?" asked the experimenter standing nearby curiously.
"Who else in the world could defeat the ultimate form of Joseph with just two or three punches except that Rango Mafak Winchester!"
The black boss sat down on the chair impatiently. What he was most worried about now was not Joseph's life or death, but whether this guy would reveal the company's address.
Fuck, he was so unlucky. He never wanted to go against Rango, but now he had such a tough enemy out of nowhere because of Joseph.
"Wait, damn it, that Rango is not going to come to our door now!"
The black boss thought of the rumors in the dark world about the Winchester family's vengeful character, and he couldn't help but feel the urge to run away first.
Although the facts were somewhat different from what he expected, the difference was not that big, because Rango had indeed arrived, and brought Teddy with him who insisted on coming along.
"What the hell are we doing here, man? Why don't we just drop down from the sky and bombard the building openly? Why do we have to sneak in through the back door and knock out the guards?"
Rango complained helplessly to Teddy beside him. According to his idea, he could just go to the door and end the battle in ten minutes.
But Teddy insisted on infiltrating behind enemy lines. Not only did he knock out the guards, he also found two sets of security uniforms from somewhere and changed into them.
"Believe me, Rango, this company is definitely not as simple as we think. Think about it, the ancient gods are all suppressed underground, but they can use the power of the ancient gods. Isn't this worth exploring?"
"That's true, but with our current strength, there seems to be no need to be so timid. Even if it's Quetzalcoatl, so what? As long as we are not surrounded by a dozen ancient gods, I can beat the shit out of him in a one-on-one fight!"
"Fuck, you're disgusting."
"."
The two of them were chatting and laughing as they passed a corner. Suddenly, Rango grabbed Teddy's body and pulled him behind the wall.
In front, two figures, one big and one small, also wearing security uniforms, were stealthily peering around in the aisle and observing.
"Huh? Is there anyone else besides us who is eyeing this company?"
Teddy curiously stretched his head out, and when he saw the tall figure, he immediately shouted in surprise: "Oh My God! It's Jackie Chan!!!"
(End of this chapter)
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